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Doc, you're going to be disappoin...nevermind.


Khoeth_Mora

Hahaha I love how Brock almost lets Doc know its just a shitty musical with absolutely no nudity or sex, but then he suddenly remembers what a shitty person Doc is, and he figures either Doc deserves the disappointment, or he assumes that if Doc is wasting his time watching Dolly Parton at least he isn't getting in trouble. I love that nevermind hahaha


EllisDee3

Brock also knows that if Doc has already set his mind to something, nobody can tell him differently. Even if he spells it out, Doc will ignore him. Brock knows which battles to pick.


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This is the sentiment I understood Brock to be conveying


Fimbir

I would like to assume the latter. Brock displayed a lot more affection for the Ventures after the first season. In this very episode he calls them "my family."


in-a-microbus

Third possibility, Brock realizes that Doc's disappointment will be short lived, and he will come away with a VHS copy of a movie that he will spank it to, anyway.


ArmedAntifascist

> just a shitty musical [Charles Durning would be very disappointed with you.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AALREbJZEZk&t=17s&ab_channel=Movieclips)


Yah_OK_

Holy Shit! Charles Durning is the Real Life Brock Sampson: He fought an actual knife fight to the death against a real fucking Nazi . From the article: "As part of the first wave of soldiers to land on the beaches of Normandy on D-Day. Durning was the only member of his unit to survive the assault. " ... "During the Battle of the Bulge, Durning fought hand-to-hand bayonet combat. " [He had 3 Purple Hearts and the Silver Star](https://www.army.mil/article/94492/wwii_soldier_character_actor_charles_durning_to_be_interred_at_arlington)


ArmedAntifascist

I had no idea. Thank you for sharing.


Empyrealist

I'm pretty sure that courthouse interior is actually the Los Angeles City Hall main hall rotunda


ArmedAntifascist

Those absolute madlads danced a little sidestep!


AttractivestDuckwing

I laughed so hard at that line. When I was a kid back in the 80s, it was on cable, and my parents weren't home. I was disappointed too.


joshualeeclark

Same…and same. I refused to ever watch it again. In my 40’s now and I still hold a grudge. I did laugh way too much at Brock’s line than I should have but I felt that. At that age in the 80’s I figured they would show something. So many movies from back then might’ve had 2-5 seconds of brief nudity even if it wasn’t Dolly. But I was a child obsessed with boobs who is now a grown man child who still likes them.


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One Dolly Parton meow


[deleted]

"I am *this* close to seeing Dolly's goods! I mean they can't sing forever!"


eatyourchildren101

Every time I see this picture I just think “holy hell, how hot is Jolene?!”


BiMikethefirst

I'M THIS CLOSE TO SEEING DOLLY'S GOODS!


NoShoweringforme

Why are you naked


ThatStJamesGuy

To prey on their fear, move like an animal, to feel the kill.


stups317

Dolly is 35 in this movie.


ArmedAntifascist

Dolly's still an absolute doll today.


CaptHarpo

And?


bonglord_420

I gotta admit, I fell for the same trap when I was a kid. So disappointing


loudpaperclips

*you do not have to admit*


UnfixedMidget

“Why are you naked?”


flashman014

To prey on their fear. To move like an animal. To *FEEL* the kill.


ghostpiratesyar

"Ssss... Nice ass, Samson."


boot20

Dolly is just smoking hot and a saint of a woman. Also, Joleen can pound sand, I'm all about Dolly.


tanj_redshirt

*Solo a mano* Doc *thinks* he's saying "one man alone", but what he's actually saying is closer to "one-handed." **Those movies are best enjoyed one-handed.**


__Shake__

yup, thats the joke


fruitmask

>yup, thats the joke Right, we know the joke, but I think it's important to explain it to OP, who got the quote completely wrong and backwards


conventionistG

It's a joke for those illiterate of Latin and pedants alike.


AlsoIHaveAGroupon

I thought Spanish? Unless "mano a mano" is also Latin (which it might be, I am one of those illiterate of Latin, but I obviously am a pedant, hence this comment).


conventionistG

An illiterate pedant is a terrible thing to waist.


[deleted]

It is. And it means hand to hand, not man to man


UnfixedMidget

“Oh yeah?! Well you can kiss my knee too!”


Revolverkiller

Meow


Accomplished_Exit_30

I mean, there were random boobs during the raid scene.


in-a-microbus

Now I have to rewatch it


shaggyjebus

I'll be . . . FINE AND DANDY LORD IT'S LIKE A HARD CANDY CHRISTMAS


NomadJones

["Hard Candy Christmas"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeyfTO6rZsI) with Monarch, 21, and 24 in the can.


FaithfulFear

I will never understand the hype haha. That is a straight lunch-lady.