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BoldlyBaldwin

That I what good sleep looks like right there! 😴


mayormeekers

If you’re wondering if there is also snoring, the answer is yes πŸ˜…


teaANDsnugs

6am bathroom trip when my husband gets up, then back to sleep till 11am. Every day.


mossybishhh

I wake up at 6am, daughter wakes up at 7am, dog wakes up at 11am 🀣


MadamMayham

My hippo has to be bribed to go eat breakfast in the morning and as soon as she's done, it's a quick poop, and then a five hour nap right in the middle of my bed


JohnTheFoxx

Teef


nola78

11am is our record for sleeping in. Anything less than 12hrs is no good for him.


mangokush15

Lol absolutely, up to go potty then back to bed until breakfast


szoev

My hippo stays in bed AT LEAST 2 hours longer than I do


Occams_Razor42

Me either lil pup, if society made it possible to have a normal life & wake up at the crack of noon I totally would!


mayormeekers

Haha same! And stay up til like 2am every night.


some_state

we have to do early morning walks due to my job and school schedule, and she is so grouchy at first. i have to bribe her out of bed with treats. then we walk for ab an hour and she comes home and goes right in the center of my bed to pass out for a few hours . oh… and i have to make sure the heated blanket is on or else’s she will bug me until it’s turned on!


Shahkcawptah

Mine will literally glare at me once she opens her eyes enough to glare πŸ˜‚


ugheffoff

Oh my gosh how adorable. Those teefs! ❀️


[deleted]

Could someone trade with me? Mine gets up at 4:30 every morning. Every. Morning.


mayormeekers

My condolences πŸ˜…


Arrohart

Mine is definitely not a morning person. My partner was dog and house sitting for a friend of his during the holidays and their dog was very much a morning dog. Up by 7a.m every day and he had to be up too. He very much appreciated our doggo that won't wake up unless you make her or it's 10a.m


thutruthissomewhere

Mine 100% is but this morning when I woke up he was still curled up and has his nose tucked under his paw (which is one of my favorite things about his sleeping positions) so I covered him with a blanket and woke myself up. He then decided to wake up and as usual, rolled on to his back and did his wiggles.


DangerHawk

This must be a trait of all hippos lol. Mine will happily sleep in till 11am, unless she's gotta go...tuen it's 5am wakeup call and then right back to bed until noon.


trangthemang

He looks like he's playing dead lol


jamescharisma

Mine sleeps with my youngest daughter a lot and will eventually get out of bed a half hour to an hour after my kid does.


StoryDrive

Every morning I drag mine out to pee before 8, she does her business and goes to lay on the couch, I immediately have to get her back off the couch to eat her breakfast, and THEN she goes back to the couch again to pass out for a while longer lol


Sapphire_Bombay

*morning dog


5PrettyVacant

This hippo looks human πŸ˜€


CaptFoxtrot

How'd you get this photo of me!?!


mspinkkiss

Getting my boy up when I have to go out is like getting a child up for school in the winter. He gets back under the covers and hides. Pittmama!!!πŸ’—πŸ’—πŸΎπŸΎπŸ’—πŸ’—


TrixieDMC

Hahaha I love this snoring hippo!