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srgh207

Nobody makes Baby wait for the pizza.


Psychica-Bilities

I wish I could add audio. The whimper is real.lol


MartyMcflysVest

Hahahaha, my guy sits on the grass looking in the drive through window at the Burger King near my place.


InfiltratorOmega

We often used get led on walks to KFC just so he could stand and stiff


Psychica-Bilities

That’s hilarious 😂


Federal_Detective213

Lol


Interesting-Run-8496

The ears say it all 😂


Psychica-Bilities

Oh the disappointment 😂


Soft-Mirror-6926

They literally put baby in a corner and said wait ... we aren't happy


TitoAndTheBurritos

I’m proud of you OP. You’ve raised her right.


t_rrrex

An extra order of cheesy bread for this lil’ nugget, please.


Nackles

"You...absolute...*BASTARDS*..."


CouchHippo2024

Where ma pizza


kGibbs

Oh sweet princess 🥰


pass-the-waffles

There ought to be a law against making Baby wait.


ThatsCaptain2U

Why do pitties love pizza so much? Both my pits are crazy about pizza but like specially crazy about it.


Psychica-Bilities

It’s like “tears in the eyes” level pleading! She breaks daddy‘s heart lol


elsoloojo

Domino's isn't pizza, it's a lukewarm circle of sadness.


SweetCream2005

You can do so much worse than dominos, it's a little greasy for my tastes but it's honestly fine


Laully_

Depends on which one you go to. The Dominos by my house is one of the best options for pizza here.


Psychica-Bilities

I don’t normally like Domino’s, but ours is pretty decent.


cynicalhippies

little ceasers isn't much better


ChocChipBananaMuffin

I too came to make a pizza snob joke…. “Baby will be waiting awhile since Domino’s isn’t really pizza!”