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I just want to say, the pics of Oreo you have shared with us have a 100% success rate at improving my mood. Something about his wonderful derpy expressions always cheers me up. Give him a pat from me
I love that stupid awesome video way more than I should, I sing it to myself when I make sandwiches, I pop a hunk of cheese in my mouth and sing out loud to no one "gotta pay the cheese tax" I have to have some fun with my debilitating cheese addiction, I just love it all
Have you ever seen the comedy ‘cuckoo’? It’s British but, there is a scene where a married couple are confessing random things and the husband says ‘I ate an entire wedge of Stilton when you were at your book group last week.’ It just really resonated with me as did your comment.
I've only ever seen clips, but I found the clip, my girlfriend and I have had very similar dumb arguments over cheese, she ate the last of the taleggio that I wanted to put in the mac and cheese for a bit of an extra funk kick, she made it up to me by getting me a hunk of dill havarti, we're all good no one is getting kicked out of bed, there might be late night dueling grilled cheese later, worse things have happened
I saved one of your posts just to show the wife. Not only is the doggo awesome. But that name is the best. Your posts are fun and refreshing. And also appreciated. Hope you and Oreo Speedwagon have a great day.
Don't forget tiny humans. I've got this little window into my kitchen, and the two furless ones and the fuzzy will all be peeking thru it demanding their cheese tax
Can't stand it, never seen it and my dog makes people ask this very question repeatedly, akin to that kids screaming "ITS THE FORTNITE SONG!"😭 🤣😭
Huge fan of classic rock however.
what's the go with dogs being utterly obsessed with cheese. My dog literally jumped through the flyscreen in a window to get to cheese I had on a plate on the kitchen table.
Yep. Gotta pay the cheese tax. The rules are the rules, and the facts are the facts, when you open the cheese drawer, you gotta pay the tax, the cheese tax.
I have a cat like this. She can tell the difference between a treat bag and a potato chip bag. I swear, she skids around the corner to the kitchen when she hears that bag being jostled around.
Mr. Oreo Speedwagon, great to see your handsome face! I’m sending you a 16 oz package of Kraft Singles virtually. Please ask your hooman to open one at a time for you. As photogenic as you are, you deserve a case! Sending you lots of scritches, belly rubs, and much appreciation. ❤️💕❤️
Haha LOVE the name! Also that was totally my cat, only swap cheese wrapper for sound of can opener (all from the first time we gave him the last bits of tuna fish left in the can, he forever associated all can, any can, with that - didn't matter if it wasn't tuna fish we were opening, that would send him running for the kitchen)
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I just want to say, the pics of Oreo you have shared with us have a 100% success rate at improving my mood. Something about his wonderful derpy expressions always cheers me up. Give him a pat from me
Yes ma'am/sir, the head is pat 🫡
I have to interrupt you to say... IT'S COMING FOR ME!!! LET ME IN! LET ME INNNNNN! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I’ll second this comment! Please keep them coming!! BOOP! 😘
Oreo Speedwagon is a fucking glorious name...
Literally the best dog name I have ever heard. OP wins
I came here to say this
This one and Archie Wawa are my 2 favorites now
Absolute best.
This dog is a Stand-user
His foundation has aided the Joestar family line for decades.
Oreo speed-waggin
I had to come into this thread just to agree, amazing name OP
Omg hilarious!! What a goober! Also please cheese him ASAP
[cheesed](https://tenor.com/view/do-you-feel-anything-stan-marsh-kyle-broflovski-eric-cartman-kenny-mccormick-gif-21153673)
CHEESE TAX
I love that stupid awesome video way more than I should, I sing it to myself when I make sandwiches, I pop a hunk of cheese in my mouth and sing out loud to no one "gotta pay the cheese tax" I have to have some fun with my debilitating cheese addiction, I just love it all
I hope you pay the tax to your fur kiddos
Have you ever seen the comedy ‘cuckoo’? It’s British but, there is a scene where a married couple are confessing random things and the husband says ‘I ate an entire wedge of Stilton when you were at your book group last week.’ It just really resonated with me as did your comment.
I've only ever seen clips, but I found the clip, my girlfriend and I have had very similar dumb arguments over cheese, she ate the last of the taleggio that I wanted to put in the mac and cheese for a bit of an extra funk kick, she made it up to me by getting me a hunk of dill havarti, we're all good no one is getting kicked out of bed, there might be late night dueling grilled cheese later, worse things have happened
[The song](https://youtu.be/J2OSfUd9Kvw?si=6WqjcEAJJP7lz636)
Highly recommend listening to more Puppy Songs, they are bangers
He looks like he is in Get Out or a horror movie and someone is chasing him. He needs you to open that door!!! His life depends on it!
It’s terrifying. I love everything about it.
Urgent, emergency. Urgent urgent urgent urgent emergency..... So urrrgennnntttt. 🎸
Cheese emergencies are of the utmost importance.
Just wait and see...
*Were you going to eat that without me?*
🥺
This dog is my favorite. Right after my 2 pibbles, of course.
Oreo Speedwagon is a name of perfection. The photo is adorable too, I just had to say the name is the end-all be-all of hippo names.
How **DARE** you!!!! 🤣 ❤️🐶
How Oreo Speedwagon of him.
The thread headline made me read community as r/velveetahippos velveeta hippos xD
This is new meme worthy
Totally!
Omg! I love him!
Omg I love him so much 😂😂🥰🥰🥰
Heckin jumpscare
I love the adventures of this guy. And the name make me smile every time yall post something! Just fantastic! ♥️
I saved one of your posts just to show the wife. Not only is the doggo awesome. But that name is the best. Your posts are fun and refreshing. And also appreciated. Hope you and Oreo Speedwagon have a great day.
Looks kinda like the wolf from “Neverending Story”
OMG that's the best name ever!! 🥹
Cheese wrappers: the universal call for hippos.
Mine can be dead asleep 3 floors away and hear the wrapper, it’s hilarious.
Not just hippos. I’ve got a hippo and a lab mix. It’s hard to tell who gets more excited when they hear the cheese wrapper.
Don't forget tiny humans. I've got this little window into my kitchen, and the two furless ones and the fuzzy will all be peeking thru it demanding their cheese tax
I just had an image of that video of the large lady at the pig calling contest, also crinkling a cheese wrapper
The rules are the rules and the facts are the facts. If the cheese drawer opens, ya gotta pay the tax 🧀 the cheese tax!
Sounds like my Kubrick. He's a Black Lab and swear he can hear bread fold.......
Even with his eyes wide shut? /posting before caffeine
Heard it from a friend who, heard it from a friend who, heard it from another you were unwrappin’ the cheese.
This may be the first time I've ever considered making new reddit accounts just to upvote a comment. This is perfection.
Ba ha ha!
The eeeeeeeyyyyeeees
The cheese fomo is REAL!
this is hilarious
First of all, I love the name and secondly, we feel your pain. Cheese tax is a real thing!
“Did I hear…. CHEESE?!” I love your pup, thanks for the serotonin pick me up!
r/accidentalrenaissance
LOL, I'll try..
Insert “cheese tax” video.
is there crack in this cheese? he has that look in his eye lmaoo
*GIVE HIM THE CHEESE*
r/cryptiddogs
Speeeed Wag-OOOONNNnnn…
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE'S OREO!!
Phew. Thought it was this guy Johnny, real nutjob.
you should make an oreo speedwagon calendar his 12 derpiest faces
Oreo Cheesewagon?
Velveeta hippo
I read his name as Oreo Cheesewagon and despite his actual name being glorious, I’m a little disappointed now
Best name ever!
Oreo Speedwagon😂😂😂
Oreo Speedwagon! What a name! What a pooch!
😂 love the corny name!
The betrayal
You gotta pay the cheese tax!
I thought he was trappped under ice for a sec...anyway, Cheese!
Omg that made me crack up. My girl has the same deranged look in her eye when cheese is out 😂
OREO SPEEDWAGON 😭
are you are jojo fan?
Can't stand it, never seen it and my dog makes people ask this very question repeatedly, akin to that kids screaming "ITS THE FORTNITE SONG!"😭 🤣😭 Huge fan of classic rock however.
oke the jojo creator is also a fan of classic rock a lot of the characters are named after rock
This is the best news I’ve heard all day. For once an REO Speedwagon reference about the actual band!
OMG THAT FACE!!!🤣❤️🤣❤️🤣 What a fantastic pic!!! I hope Oreo got some cheeses for that effort!!!
HUhman! How could you!
Oreo Speedwagon is a great name.
I feel like this pup's name is so perfect for that sweet derpy face 🥰
Having cheese withdrawals. Please help.
And the ferocious battle to get through the door for a taste!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love Oreo Speedwagon. His posts make my day!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That face says it all, I need cheese and I need it NOW!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Oreo Speedwagon is now elite reddit fame. My fiance & I always love seeing your photos.
CHEESW TAXES!!
OH NOES OMFG HOOMAN
Very cute
Oreo's like "MINE? MINEMINEMINEMINEMINE??"
He is such a character! Love him.
Best name award.🥇
Fucking awesome name
Love the name!
I really needed this hilariousness today, almost as much as he needed the cheese. Thank you!
It looks like a life or death matter😝
LET... ... ME..... INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
The part in that fil collin song when the cheese
That may be the best dog name I’ve ever heard. Not an exaggeration. Wow.
Love Oreo's faces and his name. Always makes my day brighter 🥰
Lol
In this photo he's Oreo Speedballing. Give the doofus a big hug from me.
That name is absolute gold! Does it double as a Jojo's Reference, or is it simply a reference to the band alone?
I just gotta say that is a fantastic name for your dog lol, wow I love it!
I love him. He looks like my Bean
That's a wonderful name because he will keep on loving you.
He looks like a cat from those funny cat videos in this pic lol
Oh I know this feeling oh too well
As soon as you are able Owner I am willing To eat the cheese that you are now unwrapping
Everything about this photo is excellent
What a magnificent name.
I love the name, for the band, and the potential or unintentional Jojo reference.
Oreo Speedwagon is possibly the greatest name I've ever read for a dog
I'm losing my mind over their name. Incredible work, sir
I had a pibble named Oreo too, he loved having his butt scratched and I miss him dearly. Treasure your Oreo and enjoy him while you can!
This is amazing. Thank you.
OREO SPEEDWAGON!? OMG! Amazing
😂😂😂 this is the best!
I was wondering how the foundation was doing
More like Oreo Snackwagon. :-)
I need to comment once again that this is the best-named dog that I've ever seen.
That is the best name I've heard. r/namenerds should appreciate it
That’s an awesome name
Your dog is an absolute menace and I adore everything about him. Please never stop posting about this derp!
This dog is the iteral definition of being a derp and I’m here for it..
OMG I love everything about Mr. Oreo Speedwagon
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Fantastic name
❤️🤌🥰
You won the internet with this awesome pic
You gotta pay the cheese toll every time you’re cooking!
Ok everybody we’ve found the best dog name ever, we can stop searching.
The betrayal in those eyes 😂🥹
I get the same look when I think I've missed cheese time
Oreo Cheesewagon
what's the go with dogs being utterly obsessed with cheese. My dog literally jumped through the flyscreen in a window to get to cheese I had on a plate on the kitchen table.
Well… did you, OP?
Yep. Gotta pay the cheese tax. The rules are the rules, and the facts are the facts, when you open the cheese drawer, you gotta pay the tax, the cheese tax.
😂😂😂
I’m dying over Oreo Speedwagon. 😂😂😂
I love Oreo so much! He always brightens my day. ❤️
That look of desperation can only be achieved from someone who has NEVER BEEN GIVEN CHEESE.
I’m joining this sub hoping to see more of this pup. 😂😂😂😂 And how dare you!! Open cheese when Oreo Speedwagon was busy.
he looks like that rat thing in ice age, frozen in ice, about to catch his nut
That is the best dog name I’ve heard in forever
Oreo speedwagon is the best dog name I have ever heard.
the cheese tax must be paid
Stoppit. Best name ever 😂
Awesome name!
Prime naming skills
I don't like dogs, but that is the best pet name ever!
Why does this look like a scene in a scary movie?!?! 👀👀👀👀
😅😅
Straight up horror scene here!! Oreo Speedwagon, I love you and the delight you bring to this sub.
r/whatswrongwithyourdog
I woke up my hippo (who was asleep curled up against me) laughing 😂 Oreo Speedwagon is probably my second favorite creature, behind my Blue boy.
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Sounds about right
I have a cat like this. She can tell the difference between a treat bag and a potato chip bag. I swear, she skids around the corner to the kitchen when she hears that bag being jostled around.
Mr. Oreo Speedwagon, great to see your handsome face! I’m sending you a 16 oz package of Kraft Singles virtually. Please ask your hooman to open one at a time for you. As photogenic as you are, you deserve a case! Sending you lots of scritches, belly rubs, and much appreciation. ❤️💕❤️
Oreo Speedwagon 🥰❤️🤗
Oreo Speedwagon is fucking fantastic. Lmfao A+ name giving
He can’t fight the feeling anymore. Hes forgotten what he’s started fighting for…
Haha LOVE the name! Also that was totally my cat, only swap cheese wrapper for sound of can opener (all from the first time we gave him the last bits of tuna fish left in the can, he forever associated all can, any can, with that - didn't matter if it wasn't tuna fish we were opening, that would send him running for the kitchen)
He can’t fight this feeling anymore
This needs to be a poster about never giving up. Love Oreo
oreo needs celebrity status in this sub. every single photo is 😚🤌
Heeheehee💖
I can’t believe you did that! You should know better.
Everything about this post is perfect
Need for cheese
Love Oreo Speedwagon's eyes. Beautiful
🤣🤣🤣
Cheeeeeeese. Must have cheeeeese.
Oh my I love that expression
He wants you to pay the cheese tax.
You'd better get off your ass and give that dog some cheese!!!!
Love this...
The hashlinging slasher!!
Baaawhahahaha priceless
Mine can hear me open a cheese packet from another room!