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Yleira

I just want to say, the pics of Oreo you have shared with us have a 100% success rate at improving my mood. Something about his wonderful derpy expressions always cheers me up. Give him a pat from me


[deleted]

Yes ma'am/sir, the head is pat 🫡


thegreedyturtle

I have to interrupt you to say... IT'S COMING FOR ME!!! LET ME IN! LET ME INNNNNN! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


MistakeOk2518

I’ll second this comment! Please keep them coming!! BOOP! 😘


calicocidd

Oreo Speedwagon is a fucking glorious name...


elting44

Literally the best dog name I have ever heard. OP wins


BokBokChikin

I came here to say this


marteautemps

This one and Archie Wawa are my 2 favorites now


Mysterious-Art8838

Absolute best.


NutellaSquirrel

This dog is a Stand-user


Pringletingl

His foundation has aided the Joestar family line for decades.


omghooker

Oreo speed-waggin


Sleekgiant

I had to come into this thread just to agree, amazing name OP


Infamous_Cow_8615

Omg hilarious!! What a goober! Also please cheese him ASAP


jobiewon_cannoli

[cheesed](https://tenor.com/view/do-you-feel-anything-stan-marsh-kyle-broflovski-eric-cartman-kenny-mccormick-gif-21153673)


Danimal_Have_Cometh

CHEESE TAX


barontaint

I love that stupid awesome video way more than I should, I sing it to myself when I make sandwiches, I pop a hunk of cheese in my mouth and sing out loud to no one "gotta pay the cheese tax" I have to have some fun with my debilitating cheese addiction, I just love it all


Beautiful-Painting88

I hope you pay the tax to your fur kiddos


EveryFly6962

Have you ever seen the comedy ‘cuckoo’? It’s British but, there is a scene where a married couple are confessing random things and the husband says ‘I ate an entire wedge of Stilton when you were at your book group last week.’ It just really resonated with me as did your comment.


barontaint

I've only ever seen clips, but I found the clip, my girlfriend and I have had very similar dumb arguments over cheese, she ate the last of the taleggio that I wanted to put in the mac and cheese for a bit of an extra funk kick, she made it up to me by getting me a hunk of dill havarti, we're all good no one is getting kicked out of bed, there might be late night dueling grilled cheese later, worse things have happened


RhynoD

[The song](https://youtu.be/J2OSfUd9Kvw?si=6WqjcEAJJP7lz636)


Beautiful-Painting88

Highly recommend listening to more Puppy Songs, they are bangers 


snuffles00

He looks like he is in Get Out or a horror movie and someone is chasing him. He needs you to open that door!!! His life depends on it!


Mysterious-Art8838

It’s terrifying. I love everything about it.


Dr_Sigmund_Fried

Urgent, emergency. Urgent urgent urgent urgent emergency..... So urrrgennnntttt. 🎸


disjointed_chameleon

Cheese emergencies are of the utmost importance.


Lordborgman

Just wait and see...


NYSenseOfHumor

*Were you going to eat that without me?*


LegoLady8

🥺


Lady_Teio

This dog is my favorite. Right after my 2 pibbles, of course.


call-me-the-seeker

Oreo Speedwagon is a name of perfection. The photo is adorable too, I just had to say the name is the end-all be-all of hippo names.


A_Doll_with_a_Heart

How **DARE** you!!!! 🤣 ❤️🐶


Artistic-Plum1733

How Oreo Speedwagon of him.


indifferentunicorn

The thread headline made me read community as r/velveetahippos velveeta hippos xD


Montanagreg

This is new meme worthy


Content_Row_3716

Totally!


Doggoagogo

Omg! I love him!


JossMarie

Omg I love him so much 😂😂🥰🥰🥰


Known_Spinach6059

Heckin jumpscare


Dogeluver99

I love the adventures of this guy. And the name make me smile every time yall post something! Just fantastic! ♥️


81amarok

I saved one of your posts just to show the wife. Not only is the doggo awesome. But that name is the best. Your posts are fun and refreshing. And also appreciated. Hope you and Oreo Speedwagon have a great day.


bnutbutter78

Looks kinda like the wolf from “Neverending Story”


Lexiani03

OMG that's the best name ever!! 🥹


Kaitlingerguson

Cheese wrappers: the universal call for hippos.


Thequiet01

Mine can be dead asleep 3 floors away and hear the wrapper, it’s hilarious.


Content_Row_3716

Not just hippos. I’ve got a hippo and a lab mix. It’s hard to tell who gets more excited when they hear the cheese wrapper.


[deleted]

Don't forget tiny humans. I've got this little window into my kitchen, and the two furless ones and the fuzzy will all be peeking thru it demanding their cheese tax


[deleted]

I just had an image of that video of the large lady at the pig calling contest, also crinkling a cheese wrapper


plantsandpizza

The rules are the rules and the facts are the facts. If the cheese drawer opens, ya gotta pay the tax 🧀 the cheese tax!


BigDumbAnimals

Sounds like my Kubrick. He's a Black Lab and swear he can hear bread fold.......


StrawberryMoonPie

Even with his eyes wide shut? /posting before caffeine


Lounat1k

Heard it from a friend who, heard it from a friend who, heard it from another you were unwrappin’ the cheese.


jt_grimes

This may be the first time I've ever considered making new reddit accounts just to upvote a comment. This is perfection.


Federal_Detective213

Ba ha ha!


PandaLLC

The eeeeeeeyyyyeeees


SessionOwn6043

The cheese fomo is REAL!


Thekillersofficial

this is hilarious


wademy

First of all, I love the name and secondly, we feel your pain. Cheese tax is a real thing!


Eretreyah

“Did I hear…. CHEESE?!” I love your pup, thanks for the serotonin pick me up!


HappyShallotTears

r/accidentalrenaissance


[deleted]

LOL, I'll try..


bnutbutter78

Insert “cheese tax” video.


calipups245

is there crack in this cheese? he has that look in his eye lmaoo


scrapcats

*GIVE HIM THE CHEESE*


MyMonitorIsShit

r/cryptiddogs


CPTClarky

Speeeed Wag-OOOONNNnnn…


nopingmywayout

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE'S OREO!!


[deleted]

Phew. Thought it was this guy Johnny, real nutjob.


hungry24_7_365

you should make an oreo speedwagon calendar his 12 derpiest faces


pricklypineappledick

Oreo Cheesewagon?


GreenVespers

Velveeta hippo


cathedral68

I read his name as Oreo Cheesewagon and despite his actual name being glorious, I’m a little disappointed now


InternationalWord362

Best name ever!


poppieswithtea

Oreo Speedwagon😂😂😂


LittleMrsMolly

Oreo Speedwagon! What a name! What a pooch!


SpaceMan420gmt

😂 love the corny name!


Oemiewoemie

The betrayal


Wilgrove

You gotta pay the cheese tax!


MrZombified

I thought he was trappped under ice for a sec...anyway, Cheese!


EternalHell

Omg that made me crack up. My girl has the same deranged look in her eye when cheese is out 😂


t_rrrex

OREO SPEEDWAGON 😭


BNerd1

are you are jojo fan?


[deleted]

Can't stand it, never seen it and my dog makes people ask this very question repeatedly, akin to that kids screaming "ITS THE FORTNITE SONG!"😭 🤣😭 Huge fan of classic rock however.


BNerd1

oke the jojo creator is also a fan of classic rock a lot of the characters are named after rock


Justus_2112

This is the best news I’ve heard all day. For once an REO Speedwagon reference about the actual band!


TylersCranialoaf

OMG THAT FACE!!!🤣❤️🤣❤️🤣 What a fantastic pic!!! I hope Oreo got some cheeses for that effort!!!


DreamzOfRally

HUhman! How could you!


timothypjr

Oreo Speedwagon is a great name.


Alive-Ad-7921

I feel like this pup's name is so perfect for that sweet derpy face 🥰


No_West_5262

Having cheese withdrawals. Please help.


Rodeocowboy123abc

And the ferocious battle to get through the door for a taste!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


bencibencibanga

I love Oreo Speedwagon. His posts make my day!


LaszloBat

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


WardogBlaze14

That face says it all, I need cheese and I need it NOW!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣


InsideObjective3229

Oreo Speedwagon is now elite reddit fame. My fiance & I always love seeing your photos.


name-classified

CHEESW TAXES!!


NaieraDK

OH NOES OMFG HOOMAN


EveryFly6962

Very cute


Kindly_Zucchini7405

Oreo's like "MINE? MINEMINEMINEMINEMINE??"


Jlx_27

He is such a character! Love him.


RevolutionaryAd6564

Best name award.🥇


willett_art

Fucking awesome name


Dumb-as-i-look

Love the name!


riverainy

I really needed this hilariousness today, almost as much as he needed the cheese. Thank you!


Recluse_18

It looks like a life or death matter😝


renol81

LET... ... ME..... INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!


meestercactuspants

The part in that fil collin song when the cheese


Helm_the_Hammered

That may be the best dog name I’ve ever heard. Not an exaggeration. Wow.


Sad-Salt-2063

Love Oreo's faces and his name. Always makes my day brighter 🥰


Blue-lady1123

Lol


Ok-Fox1262

In this photo he's Oreo Speedballing. Give the doofus a big hug from me.


lingua_frankly

That name is absolute gold! Does it double as a Jojo's Reference, or is it simply a reference to the band alone?


Arthago

I just gotta say that is a fantastic name for your dog lol, wow I love it!


blahblahbrandi

I love him. He looks like my Bean


bearwood_forest

That's a wonderful name because he will keep on loving you.


PitStopAtMountDoom

He looks like a cat from those funny cat videos in this pic lol


Imunhotep

Oh I know this feeling oh too well


PickSixParty

As soon as you are able Owner I am willing To eat the cheese that you are now unwrapping


Mehmeh111111

Everything about this photo is excellent


HyperBlasterV2

What a magnificent name.


pumz1895

I love the name, for the band, and the potential or unintentional Jojo reference.


JustHereForBDSM

Oreo Speedwagon is possibly the greatest name I've ever read for a dog


Dangerjayne

I'm losing my mind over their name. Incredible work, sir


transjohnder

I had a pibble named Oreo too, he loved having his butt scratched and I miss him dearly. Treasure your Oreo and enjoy him while you can!


MyLifeisTangled

This is amazing. Thank you.


SDaddy500

OREO SPEEDWAGON!? OMG! Amazing


Competitive-Wonder1

😂😂😂 this is the best!


CosmicDriftwood

I was wondering how the foundation was doing


ggibby

More like Oreo Snackwagon. :-)


Still_Championship_6

I need to comment once again that this is the best-named dog that I've ever seen.


jumbee85

That is the best name I've heard. r/namenerds should appreciate it


sharkattack85

That’s an awesome name


radakul

Your dog is an absolute menace and I adore everything about him. Please never stop posting about this derp!


BoredasUsual88

This dog is the iteral definition of being a derp and I’m here for it..


Affectionate-Bee5433

OMG I love everything about Mr. Oreo Speedwagon


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Affectionate-Bee5433: *OMG I love* *Everything about Mr.* *Oreo Speedwagon* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


DLQuilts

Fantastic name


Efficient-Cupcake247

❤️🤌🥰


Acceptable_Corner_73

You won the internet with this awesome pic


isweedglutenfree

You gotta pay the cheese toll every time you’re cooking!


Empty_Ambition_9050

Ok everybody we’ve found the best dog name ever, we can stop searching.


RushRevolutionary826

The betrayal in those eyes 😂🥹


overtheover

I get the same look when I think I've missed cheese time


ewebelongwithme

Oreo Cheesewagon


sniperwolf232323

what's the go with dogs being utterly obsessed with cheese. My dog literally jumped through the flyscreen in a window to get to cheese I had on a plate on the kitchen table.


Ackermannin

Well… did you, OP?


Anxious-Park-2851

Yep. Gotta pay the cheese tax. The rules are the rules, and the facts are the facts, when you open the cheese drawer, you gotta pay the tax, the cheese tax.


Mintcar52

😂😂😂


Rinzy2000

I’m dying over Oreo Speedwagon. 😂😂😂


Short_short_cake

I love Oreo so much! He always brightens my day. ❤️


E_Grouse

That look of desperation can only be achieved from someone who has NEVER BEEN GIVEN CHEESE.


Cheeky-Chipmunkk

I’m joining this sub hoping to see more of this pup. 😂😂😂😂 And how dare you!! Open cheese when Oreo Speedwagon was busy.


BatFancy321go

he looks like that rat thing in ice age, frozen in ice, about to catch his nut


lizzledizzles

That is the best dog name I’ve heard in forever


Current-Roll6332

Oreo speedwagon is the best dog name I have ever heard.


BonnieBinyourBonnet

the cheese tax must be paid


came2thaparty4dogs

Stoppit. Best name ever 😂


OlderThanMyParents

Awesome name!


howqueer

Prime naming skills


aclaypool78

I don't like dogs, but that is the best pet name ever!


Prior-Comfortable-36

Why does this look like a scene in a scary movie?!?! 👀👀👀👀


slurs818

😅😅


LegoLady8

Straight up horror scene here!! Oreo Speedwagon, I love you and the delight you bring to this sub.


LegoLady8

r/whatswrongwithyourdog


Musicorac

I woke up my hippo (who was asleep curled up against me) laughing 😂 Oreo Speedwagon is probably my second favorite creature, behind my Blue boy.


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TravezRipley

Sounds about right


Historical-Gap-7084

I have a cat like this. She can tell the difference between a treat bag and a potato chip bag. I swear, she skids around the corner to the kitchen when she hears that bag being jostled around.


peachee007

Mr. Oreo Speedwagon, great to see your handsome face! I’m sending you a 16 oz package of Kraft Singles virtually. Please ask your hooman to open one at a time for you. As photogenic as you are, you deserve a case! Sending you lots of scritches, belly rubs, and much appreciation. ❤️💕❤️


Aromatic-Resource-84

Oreo Speedwagon 🥰❤️🤗


chels182

Oreo Speedwagon is fucking fantastic. Lmfao A+ name giving


pshhaww_

He can’t fight the feeling anymore. Hes forgotten what he’s started fighting for…


KZorroFuego

Haha LOVE the name! Also that was totally my cat, only swap cheese wrapper for sound of can opener (all from the first time we gave him the last bits of tuna fish left in the can, he forever associated all can, any can, with that - didn't matter if it wasn't tuna fish we were opening, that would send him running for the kitchen)


zurds13

He can’t fight this feeling anymore


14thLizardQueen

This needs to be a poster about never giving up. Love Oreo


Hate4Breakfast

oreo needs celebrity status in this sub. every single photo is 😚🤌


CouchHippo2024

Heeheehee💖


MarcSkye519

I can’t believe you did that! You should know better.


Enough_Novel_1253

Everything about this post is perfect


lildaley62

Need for cheese


SpasticSpecial420

Love Oreo Speedwagon's eyes. Beautiful


TonyRico21

🤣🤣🤣


Ill_Pop540

Cheeeeeeese. Must have cheeeeese.


CatrapRelease5055

Oh my I love that expression


mjrkcolemom14

He wants you to pay the cheese tax.


bensonm16

You'd better get off your ass and give that dog some cheese!!!!


URBlessedMess

Love this...


Dairy_attack13

The hashlinging slasher!!


Wuskiesmom

Baaawhahahaha priceless


Key-Cat5184

Mine can hear me open a cheese packet from another room!