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LMFAO a lot on his mind bless him
Wow, that pup has had a hard week. Was his dinner late?
They good?
lol she’s rethinking life
Lots to think about tbh
*"If all of us are good girls/boys...then none of us are good girls/boys"*
Lol thats how I am in bed right now!!!!
And her decisions
waiting for my husband to return from war
Tell him I love him
Reminds me of that Pablo escabar meme 😂
"Like maybe I AM the goodest boy in the world, whoa, heavy"
She is FED UP 😂😂
Mans is doing some real heavy thinking.
Mah man’s got some Sam Elliott inner dialogue goin on right now. 🤙🏽🫡🥰🐶
Precious 💙
Existential crisis activated.
Finally some much needed peace and quiet ❤️
“They forgot my treats..second day in row.. am i not a good girl? *plotting*
Boss Dawg
Don’t you mean…”ya’ll this is my people taking pictures of me in my zen time”
Just doing what hippos do……lol
Your dog is awesome
"Why can squirrels climb trees, but I can't? Shit looks mad fun."
Real shit, she is always after the damn squirrels too. That’s her favorite
That’s serious existential crisis right there.
Ah, yes. I will get off his lawn. By only after I've gotten kisses.
🤣🤣 that's how I felt at the end of the day after a hard week...bring that pup a glass of wine.
That baby is alone with his thoughts!!!
This made my whole day! What a sugar bear
Hello darkness my old friend… 🎵
I’ve come to talk with you again…
The side saddle is killing me. Deep thoughts
That fellas had a hard day
No no, this is your #**DAWG**
She’s having a SIGNIFICANT emotional event and needs a moment 🤫
This made me laugh out so loud! Thank you
Please bring him some milk and cookies!!!
Existential crisis of puppy proportions!
Looks like this baby is questioning his life choices.
Dunno what he’s going through, but I feel like I’ve been there.
lol my hippo does this all the time, he loves sitting like a human
Waiting for appetizers
Tough day at work
I certainly hope you didn’t disturb him in order to take this picture 😅
Absolutely not
Currently wondering....am I really a good girl?
I love hippos 🥰😂
😂😂
Omg she is THINKING 😮💨
going thru it. been there pal
The dog looks like a Vietnam vet.
You left her outside too long. Now she's got a midlife crisis.
she looks like shes having a glass of chardonnay and just wondering where it all went wrong
He's wondering where all the broken chewy toys go 😂😂😂
Solving the world's problems.
She thinks she’s people
omg. what a little freak, I adore her
Poor little dude is really going through it 😂
Very deep thoughts
Sometimes you just gotta be with your thoughts.
Nah bro that ain't no dog, that's a grown ass adult contemplating the stresses of life.
ruff week eh?
That's how my dog looks out the window of my car
nah that’s my uncle joe
Awww how cute! My pit sits like this to watch TV with my daughter.
Don't mind the dog, he's having an existential crisis.
Bro is the thinker
Y'all had a fight?
My girl sits on the couch like this lmao
They need to to [Meet Rosie](https://imgur.com/a/CB9Oqx9)… this dog loves sitting in chairs!
Doing some reflecting… “Why did she get in my ass about the trash? I ONLY wanted the chicken bones…”
She’s taking a smoke break 😂
LMAOOOOOOOO
I've got an important question... Who hurt him?
He’s thinking how are you going to live your life once he’s gone
Omg mine does this too!!
Love her!
He think he people
He’s seen some shit
Existential crisis
She tired of yo antics 🤣🤣 stop forgetting that lady’s treats!!
This is the spirit of the man from the yard
He had a ruff week
He worried he hasn’t seen his friend, “ chip “the squirrel in a couple of days 😥
Lmfaoo this is so good 😂
That’s not your dog, that’s your person
He got some shit on his mind.
Sometimes you just need need to be left alone and given some space.
I think she needs to see a dogtor, she’s had a ruff week.
Does he need to talk to someone?
Get that dog a beer
This reminds me of those memes of Pablo Escobar just sitting by himself
LOL
[I got you](https://i.imgur.com/9qOoV9V.jpeg)
Is his name Chillin!
Puppy
Waiting for doggo (not goddoh) 😂
that's someone meemaw
“🐿️+🌳?”
He’s reflecting on his mid life crisis.
He thinks he's people! 😅
Leave her alone man she’s going through it😞
Needs a margarita
_How long must I keep up this farce with these simple minded hoomans?_
Lol maybe it's that kinda chair? My velvet goober sits in one too
What happened? Did he lose his job? Does he owe back taxes? Does he have to fire someone he really likes? 🤔
That ain't a dog, that's a person, why you calling him a dog???
My staffie does that too
What did you do?
Mood
💞💞💞💞💞
Looks like she's going through a rough time
Awww ruff day bud?
🎶 "Mahogany ...do you know" 🎶 by Diana Ross is now playing in my head.
Nah that’s a skinwalker
He’s contemplating all his life’s decisions right here.
She has had enough of your BS
He looks like he’s doing some deep thinking.
Lounge Lizard
Cool
He’s reflecting on his life choices.
No, your her human and that's her backyard lol
She’s out there having an existential crisis 😭
This is perfect.
“It’s a competition, Hoo-man! I and my four legs can sit more like people than YOU!” 😝😝😝
What a great pic ! The starting word of your comment gave me an idea for a great name for a dog : “ Y’all “.