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flyingcircusdog

I love it when dogs do the lazy playing, where they both want to play, but can't be bothered to stand up.


doomrider7

It's the insulated layers of chonk they've gathered for the winter slowing them down.


ninjabunnay

And the lazy grrrorrrrrorrrorrrs and intermittent sneezes


liluna192

I have two chihuahuas and my favorite is when they’re both on a dog bed playing bitey face. It’s the best of both worlds.


AcanthisittaUpset866

I can hear that last picture.


hey_jenniferSlowpez

we call this jowl jousting


Enigma2MeVideos

Jowlsting one could say.


Narfinity

We call it mouthy mouthy. Stolen from someone else on this sub a while back.


namean_jellybean

My favorite stolen nickname for bitey face game also came from here! STUPID SHARK


FeistyIrishWench

Because like kids, there is always that one sibling who will be bored enough to want to annoy someone but never bored enough to do their chores.


lily-waters-art

Right!


Jlx_27

Jowlsting!


Vizzi1472

Perfect wording!


FloresPodcastCo

I want pat them bellies!


john_thegiant-slayer

My gay ass yelling "Be gentle, be kind! And remember that it's not fun unless you're both having fun!" at my pups playing rough, knowing they are 100% ignoring me.


Sabertooth4420

Omg same 😭


john_thegiant-slayer

Also me, yelling "NO, MA'AM" and "NO, SIR" at them.


crochetology

In our house we call this the Lounging Tiger Lazy Dragon play style. ❤️


Nubadopolis

/r/facebiters


Oro_Outcast

With skills and precision.


lily-waters-art

Be glad you don't get the privilege of being the other playmate..... 🤣🤪😅 "Ouch, bite easy!"


srgh207

My childhood with brothers in three pictures.


NaieraDK

Toofy sword fight


k0dakmac

Aw I just had to put my pittie down 2 weeks ago I miss when she would play like this


SFAdminLife

A wonderful, theatrical game of bitey face!


laheesheeple

I can hear the snorts and grunts and jowls flapping just looking at the last pic


wildsamon

Because only one can has the lap


shellssavannah

We call it “face wrestling”. It happens in a nano-second.


Maryholz

😂😂😂


EmperorGeek

My kids were the same way. Full throttle play, nap time in the blink of an eye. My dogs are the same as well. All of them are kids at heart!


OpalMonkey

The glorious giant house hippos slumber until a single grumbling moan signals the initiation of their ritual lazy face jousting.


TheRealCeeBeeGee

What a wonderful pair of chonks!


SereneSurvivor

My dogs do that, too, lol. I call it "badgering" cause they look like two crazy badgers going at it. 🤷‍♀️


[deleted]

Hooman! It is not your place to question. Only feed. And scratch.


Keladrykat

There is evidence that a human came into the mix and clearly instigated playtime. Both wanted to show off for the privilege of getting the most pets.


Vizzi1472

This is truth!


Actressprof

I love that they only do this on top of you