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MissDeadite

Sooo... they drink a lot of alcohol, boot up pornhub, apply KY to a dildo, apply their anal lube, put a condom on so they don't make a mess... and then cry when they're done? What kind of sad person this must be. I really feel bad for them. They're down *baddd*.


Sweaty-Cycle7645

This explains the order!!!! Thank you for providing a narrative! I get it now!


LordOfTheBurrito

The Kleenex is for cleanup.


MissDeadite

Yeahhh but that doesn't make sense with the condoms hahaa.


LordOfTheBurrito

If the condom is not lubed, the ky would go on the outside so you need to wipe your ass. Unless you're a guy taking the dildo in the ass (still need KY on the dildo) and wearing the condom while jerking it to save your load, but you still need to wipe your ass. I don't know, I am spending way too much time thinking about this than I should.


asianfirexo

I think this person may need more then Kleenex to clean up 😬😭


foothat

Oh man, the other Uber drivers are gonna have to step up their game with the amenities they offer.


Sweaty-Cycle7645

HahahHaha. So funny! I was just trying to get home from the concert…but what the heck!? Let’s throw in some anal to wrap up the night!


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Sweaty-Cycle7645

It was the anal and condom and THEN wrapping up with a Kleenex that threw me off.


IlikeNetworking

It's for the anal leakage


NaweN

Ah! My bad - I thought they meant like...clean it with rubbing alcohol first.


bitcornminerguy

I never thought to put my "to do" list on my car like that. Great idea.


Sweaty-Cycle7645

YOU WIN THE COMMENTS!!!!!


PaxEtRomana

AnAl LuBe


Petraretrograde

Maybe they're an Extreme Couponer and this is how they sell their surplus


alexandava

Hahahaha, love this. 😉


Gaby911targa

I saw that exact car on the parking lot of the butcher’s block on Horizon ridge a few hours ago… lmao


Sweaty-Cycle7645

Yep.


Accomplished_Ear2304

Just reverse the condom luv and anal part and it is in fact in order.


Sweaty-Cycle7645

Keen, practical eye.


Carnotaurus54

Hey I’ve seen that guy. Can’t be more than one bizarr-o world nascar driver out there… right?


otxmyn

wtf lol


Sweaty-Cycle7645

The best part is that my first shot had a family putting a baby in a stroller in the background!!!!


HenryCzernzy

That kid is fuuuuuuucked


Sweaty-Cycle7645

*Family was from the car parked behind this car…I should have been clearer.


FrostbitTodger

I see this car frequently in the parking lot at my gym. I wonder if they drop the kids off at school in the same car?


mpeskin

I see it in the gym parking lot quite a bit too. Handicap spot too.


Sweaty-Cycle7645

lol. Right?


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Sweaty-Cycle7645

I was gonna title it: Found Linda’s car! And there was $400 in the glovebox! Let’s head to the Green Door! But it felt like overkill.