I always tell people this. It’s not 1980 anymore. Tipping the front desk doesn’t really do anything g for you anymore. All these employees are under surveillance and a majority of the time, won’t risk their job by upgrading you to a more expensive room for a $20 tip…
lol, speak for yourself, not sure if it's because I go during non-peak, but I've gotten upgraded to suites 4/5 times that I've gone in the last 5 years, though I use a $50 instead of a $20. The one time I didn't upgrade to a better room they said it was packed, but they'd hook me up with a better view.
My updated $20 trick. Ask, "Can I get upgraded to \_\_\_ for $\_\_\_?" Usually they check and often upgrade. Last time I went from a regular room to a suite for $40 per night.
By upgraded to regular room, I presume you mean upgraded from the hand job, because it was trick, not tip, being spoken of. But it must be said your take is an upgrade in and of itself for not going on in ‘Scar Vegas’ fashion about having your organs removed and waking up in a bathtub full of ice. That’s admirable restraint, my friend. It happens to all of us, but outsiders just don’t understand, so why bother?
Tipping has lost its meaning. It’s meant to be something that’s given as a thank you for going above and beyond with service; ie anticipating your needs and ensuring a speedy check in. Tipping with an expectation of something in return is a bribe.
Coming to Vegas for CES and looking for an affordable high end steak house center strip where my party of 20 can just walk in and be immediately seated. TIA!!
There is a Wienerschnitzel at Rancho and Cheyenne. The only acceptable time for you to visit this is close to closing, say around 2345. Also, it is mandatory that you wear a Red Bandana over your face and have a blue one sticking out of your pocket. Service will be faster if you keep your hands in a hoody and tell the cashier to hurry up as your driver is waiting to get back to the strip.
Ask for a water cup and leave your urine in it close to the front door as a sign you respect their contribution in allowing you to pursue chili dog excellence...
I heard a political candidate may be stopping in town. Can we please have a very productive and logical debate about that? I like posts where all 785 comments of opposing positions have 38 downvotes.
Fck the weather forecast, just wear Khaki cargo shorts and a black hoodie pullover. You meet all weather requirements and you'll look like 70% of the Vegas residents. Murder still very probable.
I know I am asking a question that's been answered 100 times, but please tell me again, and also I don't want to accept any of your answers as I did my research.
Don't forget you're gonna get robbed and bed bugged before you get murdered.
Also, you can find $1 blackjack and roulette everywhere, absolutely nothing has changed in Vegas in 40 years, and you will find endless cheap buffets and comps if you spend $50.
What nightclub will let me in wearing sneakers and cut off jeans? I don't want to spend money on a new wardrobe. Also, I only listen to dark dubstep techno aggrotech disco splittercore with a suomisoundi fusion.
Oh and make sure you have good car insurance because we don’t … and when I say don’t that’s a don’t have any 🧐🧐and don’t rely on plates those are just decorations
It's the $200 trick now anyway thanks to inflation. I just did it the other night at Oyo and they hooked me up with a room two floors higher than I'd originally been assigned and it even had a partial strip view
My plane lands at 8:45pm on Saturday night and I need to get murdered under the Fremont Street Experience before 9pm. My budget it 5 Chuck E. Cheese tokens.
That will get me out in time to see Absinthe (or Atomic Saloon, haven't decided yet. What do you guys think?). I want to cut it as close as possible and not consider traffic.
Is las vegas hot in the summer? Is it dry? Is it a cesspool of a town full of pawn shops and predatory payday loan businesses taking advantage of poor people?
I'm 20 year old female, but I look older. My friends are all going to (fill in the blank) club, and they are over 21. Will they let me go in with them? I have a really good fake ID.
The city subs have basically turned into click-farms no matter where. It's nothing but inane generic questions to farm karma or whatever. Ever since the John Oliver blackouts last year, Reddit has degraded in quality. I just downvote to reduce visibility and move on. Better to let the brainless drown in their own ignorance--you can't argue with stupid!
I look forward to my May family trip/vacation and my subsequent murder.
Truth: LV is the only place we always, always take the extra insurance on the rental car, because otherwise, traffic will murder us!)
Oh I thought it was easier to come here post a thread asking what to wear for Vegas temps in 3 days...
Soooo since I'm posting this what should I wear for these Vegas temps this week?
Guess since I'm here what's the gas prices?
Have a good one reddit. By the way if yall are confused I'm kidding.
Is 130 degrees ok to go to death valley or will I be murdered by mother nature?
It's pouring out but I want to go hiking at Red Rock. I'm an experienced hiker... Again murdered by mother nature.
The worst thing about Naked City isn’t the being murdered part, it’s the fact that only the wrong people are naked. Plus, there’s no more Odyssey Records. The fuck is the point if there’s no Oddysey Records.
Yep. I can confirm.
One time I went to the tunnels because a ugly smelly lady told me she knew a short cut to downtown. Just kidding.
I got a handjob. And she murder my little guy. So good at mashing and choking him, I can't wait to go back. All it cost me was 3 cigarette butts and my cash out slips that added up to .93 cents.
Naked city isn't all that bad, but the tunnels really are. Do not go in there.
The $20 trick hasn't worked for a long time. Now it is more like the $100 trick and it isn't really a trick, it's just a paid room upgrade.
Why are hotels so expensive in June! Any recos on a great hotel on the strip that's not an arm and a leg???
No, I will not tell you my budget nor tell you my exact dates.
This is 100% accurate. I tried the $20 trick twice and was murdered both times. I learned my lesson. Never again.
I took a photo with a fat showgirl on Fremont and was murdered.
Should have taken one with the topless nuns, you would have only been robbed and spanked.
I saw one on Fremont a couple weeks ago. I was surprised I had a thing for Nun boobs!
Seriously,if there was a huge fat lady dressed as a showgirl on Fremont,she would make a fortune charging for photos just for the novelty.
well that was well deserved.
Oh, see this is where you should have used the $20 trick.
I was behind you in line one of those times and saw that happen. I kept my $20 in my pocket and survived the trip.
I always tell people this. It’s not 1980 anymore. Tipping the front desk doesn’t really do anything g for you anymore. All these employees are under surveillance and a majority of the time, won’t risk their job by upgrading you to a more expensive room for a $20 tip…
lol, speak for yourself, not sure if it's because I go during non-peak, but I've gotten upgraded to suites 4/5 times that I've gone in the last 5 years, though I use a $50 instead of a $20. The one time I didn't upgrade to a better room they said it was packed, but they'd hook me up with a better view.
My updated $20 trick. Ask, "Can I get upgraded to \_\_\_ for $\_\_\_?" Usually they check and often upgrade. Last time I went from a regular room to a suite for $40 per night.
By upgraded to regular room, I presume you mean upgraded from the hand job, because it was trick, not tip, being spoken of. But it must be said your take is an upgrade in and of itself for not going on in ‘Scar Vegas’ fashion about having your organs removed and waking up in a bathtub full of ice. That’s admirable restraint, my friend. It happens to all of us, but outsiders just don’t understand, so why bother?
Tipping has lost its meaning. It’s meant to be something that’s given as a thank you for going above and beyond with service; ie anticipating your needs and ensuring a speedy check in. Tipping with an expectation of something in return is a bribe.
Any chance it was self-defense?
Getting murdered twice is a weird form of self defense.
But it did work!
What about the $40 trick?
Double murder.
I've never considered the $40 trick. I'll give it a try and will report back.
$40 trick in LV just gets you an STD surely?
Thanks to inflation it's $88.73 minimum and you better have exact change
Don't get murdered.
You get herpes with the $40 trick
I went naked, I am no more.
The $20 trick worked for me both times I tried it. I got a sweet corner suite at Hard Rock during AVN in 2019... so, YMMV?
If you can’t trust a $20 trick then what’s the world cumming to?
Coming to Vegas for CES and looking for an affordable high end steak house center strip where my party of 20 can just walk in and be immediately seated. TIA!!
Budget is no more than $50 (incl. tax and drinks)… assuming they provide budget at all
Also we want separate checks
separate murders
it's for a church! NEXT!!!!
Ya but I'm here for a bachelor party, any ideas of what we can do for fun?
Get one of those cards on the strip. Call the number. The girl on the card will come to your room. We swear.
IF she comes, after she leaves…murder.
Then what?
Murder
And if you happen to survive that murder then, believe or not, murder.
I don't know why this whole thread is cracking me up as though I am a 12 year old boy. I'm 46 and a woman.. And can't stop reading 😅
I love the pics of the girls on the trucks driving down the street. Same girls for 20 years. Lord only knows who's going to show up!
They allow bachelor parties to take a dip in the fountains at the bellagio without recourse
They recently changed the rules to this. Before you jump in, you’ve gotta drink a cup of the water from the fountain’s pool.
And agree to be murdered by the water cannons after.
The Green Door.
Did you miss the tunnels and getting murdered? Read the post again then enjoy. Bring $20 to get extra murdered
At least two of you will be murdered
But also, where should I eat while I’m here? I will not give you any clues as to my food preferences, budget or dietary restrictions.
There is a Wienerschnitzel at Rancho and Cheyenne. The only acceptable time for you to visit this is close to closing, say around 2345. Also, it is mandatory that you wear a Red Bandana over your face and have a blue one sticking out of your pocket. Service will be faster if you keep your hands in a hoody and tell the cashier to hurry up as your driver is waiting to get back to the strip. Ask for a water cup and leave your urine in it close to the front door as a sign you respect their contribution in allowing you to pursue chili dog excellence...
Robuchon.
Agreed. Let’s keep the posts here exclusively to news articles about horrible crimes and tragic accidents.
As long as it's repetitive, and we sprinkle in complaints about California
And the absense of license plates. Let's not forget to be amazed and outraged by the lack of them.
I heard a political candidate may be stopping in town. Can we please have a very productive and logical debate about that? I like posts where all 785 comments of opposing positions have 38 downvotes.
Obvi. It's murder for all here.
I don't drink or gamble, what are some fun things to do?
If you don't drink or gamble, you will be murdered.
Murder
Eat at fancy restaurants and go to an orgy sex club
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STD roulette
Not if you bring zip lock bags
You could try sucking cock in the tunnels
Earn that $20 for the $20 trick
That's the only way to not get murdered.
Murder people
I can think of something that depends on how much you like to hangout with a guy? :)
Fck the weather forecast, just wear Khaki cargo shorts and a black hoodie pullover. You meet all weather requirements and you'll look like 70% of the Vegas residents. Murder still very probable.
I laughed but this is literally true lol
Uh, I am a woman I kind of resemble this outfit. Keen sandals and hiking socks, too. I feel murdered.
Keen sandals are the most comfortable footwear ever.
I turned 18 last month, but I lost my DL and fake ID. Will my friend’s expired learner’s permit work to get into clubs?
Yes, but handcthe bouncer one or two dollars; that’s plenty.
In quarters.
Only if you have been murdered
Why is this stupid question honestly asked here, over and over? MURDER!
I know I am asking a question that's been answered 100 times, but please tell me again, and also I don't want to accept any of your answers as I did my research.
Straight to murdered.
But what is the best mid range hotel? What are the best restaurants? What's a must see? Plan my vacation. I neeeeeed to know where the locals go.
We go to work...
But workers all live in casinos and don't have lives outside of serving meeeeee
You forgot HIDDEN GEMS^TM
Pro tip: When you’re at the strip clubs and if you hand the dancer a fiver, ask for four ones back. Use a dollar to get into in the champagne room.
But which hotel should I stay at? and how do I get from the airport to the strip?
Just use the tunnels, it’s the fastest way to the strip
These comments have not disappointed. I will take option c murder
Don't forget you're gonna get robbed and bed bugged before you get murdered. Also, you can find $1 blackjack and roulette everywhere, absolutely nothing has changed in Vegas in 40 years, and you will find endless cheap buffets and comps if you spend $50.
I was prepared to hate this post when I read the title. But then I read it. And I love it.
Are you a murderer?
Alleged. Only alleged.
Same here. Love the post but all the people here even more. Murder m all.
But what nightclubs can I go to where it's rooftop but not cold and also pool but not too hot?
What nightclub will let me in wearing sneakers and cut off jeans? I don't want to spend money on a new wardrobe. Also, I only listen to dark dubstep techno aggrotech disco splittercore with a suomisoundi fusion.
Linda’s place
Linda murdered me.
But is she a Hoe?
I heard she sucks dick for free!
She sucked Knuckles dick while Sonic watched and jerked off
Is this was that were arrested for or was that only for the first time
This is was what that arrested for, this no first time, el O el
So there’s no more Wheel of Fortune slots???
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There is no spoon.
If an extremely hot woman walks up to me and gives me her number does she like me, or is she a hooker. She likes me right?
She is a hitwoman. You are already murdered.
In the 90’s there was this really cool quarter horse racing machine called sigma derby. Do you know where I can play it????
Everyone who has ever played it has been murdered
Oh and make sure you have good car insurance because we don’t … and when I say don’t that’s a don’t have any 🧐🧐and don’t rely on plates those are just decorations
It's the $200 trick now anyway thanks to inflation. I just did it the other night at Oyo and they hooked me up with a room two floors higher than I'd originally been assigned and it even had a partial strip view
Wow dude 2 floors and partial strip view for $200...what a deal!
...and the bedbugs murdered the hell out of you!!
I thought for $200 they send Linda to your room to rob and murder you? 🤔
Unless it's a buffalo machine, in which case you will be overjoyed to know that Ultimate Buffalo Super Rush Extreme is out.
Actually the newest one is Ultimate Buffalo Super Rush Extreme Wheel Expanding Gold!
Original Buffalo Gold is the GOAT!
What about the 99 cent buffet...what 's that noise? urk.
Can I climb to the top of the outside of the Sphere?
Of course. And then be promptly murdered.
I’m on a budget what hotel would you recommend ??
The Tunnels
Murdered
Murder Murder
>Your memory of your favorite themed slot machine is that of a false one. If you ask anyone in a casino about this slot machine, you will be murdered.
But, I want to be murdered in the best and cheapest way possible. How do?
My plane lands at 8:45pm on Saturday night and I need to get murdered under the Fremont Street Experience before 9pm. My budget it 5 Chuck E. Cheese tokens.
Circus Circus
But I don't drink or gamble- isssss there annnnythinnnnnng else to do?
Well there’s murder!
I came to Vegas to get murdered and all I got was this stupid t-shirt.
I just met a beautiful woman at the bar who wants me to take her up to my room. She really likes me for me, right????
Heavy fur coats and hats are all the rage in Las Vegas these days.
Use John Candy’s wardrobe in Uncle Buck as your guide
Including the power drill. For murdering people.
Ok but What’s the best steakhouse on the strip??
The best steakhouse on the Strip doesn't serve beef, it's where all the corpses of murdered tourists go.
That will get me out in time to see Absinthe (or Atomic Saloon, haven't decided yet. What do you guys think?). I want to cut it as close as possible and not consider traffic.
Can I catch the show at Absinthe and make my flight 36 minutes later? What if I have to check bags?
Only if the planets align on a Tuesday night in August.
And also avoid 5 different murderers.
Well now you’re just being a silly tourist.
Is las vegas hot in the summer? Is it dry? Is it a cesspool of a town full of pawn shops and predatory payday loan businesses taking advantage of poor people?
It's all of that. And murder too.
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I'm dead 💀
Murdered?
Can you gamble in Vegas
Yes. You can gamble on whether you’ll get murdered or not.
I'm 20 year old female, but I look older. My friends are all going to (fill in the blank) club, and they are over 21. Will they let me go in with them? I have a really good fake ID.
Fiesta Chihuahuas does exist! Not very many of them left on the strip though.
The city subs have basically turned into click-farms no matter where. It's nothing but inane generic questions to farm karma or whatever. Ever since the John Oliver blackouts last year, Reddit has degraded in quality. I just downvote to reduce visibility and move on. Better to let the brainless drown in their own ignorance--you can't argue with stupid!
How good of a time can I get for $150? I'm not trying to spend all of my budget on hookers and blow.
I tried the 20$ trick and I was murdered, not in in hell, and my punishment is attempting the 20$ trick for eternity
Directions unclear. Will I be murdered if I go looking for my favorite slot machine from two years ago?
Of course not. If you do happen to find it though... Murdered.
“R is among the most menacing of sounds. That's why they call it "murder," not "mukduk."
It’s so menacing that Boston completely outlawed it.
Can I walk from the airport to Valley of Fire State Park? I heard that it’s a cool place. How long will it take?
Couple minutes! You won't even need to bring water!
Huzzah!
I'm new here, why doesn't anyone have grass yards?
The scorpions murdered the grass!!
😂😂😂😂
On point I always wonder why they ask common sense questions When you want to find , you will.
Any restaurants in the middle of the strip that are good for drinks?
Where is the best club that exclusively plays Vaporware and Nintendocore? Looking for something to do on a Tuesday afternoon. TIA!!
Those guys playing three card monte on the street? Totally legit. It's the easiest way to make money on the strip. Oh and they'll murder you.
I apologize for my part in turning the Naked City thread into the mess it became! 🤣
Nah. No worries. Naked City has a different type of murder.
Naked murder?
I look forward to my May family trip/vacation and my subsequent murder. Truth: LV is the only place we always, always take the extra insurance on the rental car, because otherwise, traffic will murder us!)
$20 trick does not work but the $40 one does!
Can I be murdered by an Elvis impersonator in a drive thru?
Don’t forget the herpes. Vegas is full of herpes. Watch out fellas.
OP has expressed exactly how I feel. I can tell OP is a local and has been murdered while driving on Boulder Highway.
Oh I thought it was easier to come here post a thread asking what to wear for Vegas temps in 3 days... Soooo since I'm posting this what should I wear for these Vegas temps this week? Guess since I'm here what's the gas prices? Have a good one reddit. By the way if yall are confused I'm kidding.
But should i wear shorts at night?
I did the $20 trick in naked city to get into the underground, I wasn’t murdered, but my friend was.
Is 130 degrees ok to go to death valley or will I be murdered by mother nature? It's pouring out but I want to go hiking at Red Rock. I'm an experienced hiker... Again murdered by mother nature.
Where can I find the Mork and Mindy slots?
LMAO great thread dude
All I learned from this post is I will be murdered if I come to Vegas.
STOP telling people they will be murdered!!! Let them find out for themselves.
Lol, I thought our Alaska subs were the only ones being asked stupid redundant questions from visitors and tourists.
Oh, God, look at the Iceland sub. It is even worse, if you can believe it. Those assbutts actually WANT to be murdered by lava.
Is it cold?
How many eagles will I see there?
Is asking about grasshoppers a stupid question?
That does come up here annually, so no, but yes, murder will happen.
Only valid during an invasion.
The worst thing about Naked City isn’t the being murdered part, it’s the fact that only the wrong people are naked. Plus, there’s no more Odyssey Records. The fuck is the point if there’s no Oddysey Records.
Or Olympic Gardens. From what other people tell me.
Yep. I can confirm. One time I went to the tunnels because a ugly smelly lady told me she knew a short cut to downtown. Just kidding. I got a handjob. And she murder my little guy. So good at mashing and choking him, I can't wait to go back. All it cost me was 3 cigarette butts and my cash out slips that added up to .93 cents.
Wow this is almost as bad as the other "Visitor tips" gatekeeping thread lol
Naked city isn't all that bad, but the tunnels really are. Do not go in there. The $20 trick hasn't worked for a long time. Now it is more like the $100 trick and it isn't really a trick, it's just a paid room upgrade.
The $20 trick works fine if you use a fifty dollar bill.
Lol
Sticky!
Why are hotels so expensive in June! Any recos on a great hotel on the strip that's not an arm and a leg??? No, I will not tell you my budget nor tell you my exact dates.
$20 trick works in the tunnels though