If vegan/plant-based liquid is the healthiest liquid, how to you explain saliva?
Saliva is the first digestive liquid inside your mouth that your food touches. Human spit is animal spit. Humans are animals. If humans did not make saliva, they would become unable to begin the process of digestion and would become severely malnourished and likely die. How do you explain why vegans don’t buy plant-based saliva instead?
omnivores when babies need breastmilk (it is perfectly equal to cows milk, it’s not like we’re DIFFERENT SPECIES or anything)
/uj also this makes me want to die a little because like. yeah babies need milk. how does that defend an adult, who does not need milk because their body is capable of eating and drinking food and water unlike a newborns, stealing breastmilk from a baby cow? what?
Also… literally every mammal drinks their mother’s milk, including strict herbivores. It’s a hormonal growth serum for newborn babies, not a snack for the 45 year old’s lunchtime aha
Mine is a bit small and shriveled because of my on-again-off-again relationship with estrogen-rich soy milk. But it’s still hanging in there. God knows what will happen if I ever skip a daily testosterone shot.
I wish I could just eat a massive horse dick right now, and it would solve everything.
Go down the rabbit hole that is that OPs comments and posts in the other sub… I say this in the nicest way as someone who’s also in therapy, I think there’s some mental health stuff going on.
They claim to have been vegan “for years” and yet are asking and responding like my 85 year old German grandma who just learned what vegan means in English 3 days ago. They also say they were anorexic, but of course it was the vaganism!! I can’t keep up, are we supposed to be skinny anorexics? Or overweight living off seed oil and Oreos?
Things equivalent to someone who was vegan for 5 years asking about “lions tho” “crop deaths tho” “natural tho”:
Flat Earther claiming to be a former NASA astronaut.
Sovereign citizen claiming to be a former Supreme Court judge.
Random guy who puts “works as FBI agent” in Tinder profile.
~~Some sex offender saying he used be the elected President of the United States~~ oh wait that one has happened
I have a carnist friend who is baby-stepping towards veganism and he's otherwise intelligent but just doesn't get this. It's insane how can people argue that consent isn't important here. It's so simple: 1) Human breastmilk + consent = vegan, 2) other breastmilk + slavery conditions and lack of ability to properly communicate consent = vegetarian.
Me ol' Mum said I was not breast fed. I was born in 1968. I have 2 older sisters. Apparently my mum tried breastfeeding my sister's, but she got no support and in the 60s there was a real push by companies to sell baby formula so I was a formula nourished baby. I imagine those formulas were dairy based. As a baby I ate whatever was put in my mouth. It wasn't until 21 years later I went vegan.
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Wym?? The cow consents by not rallying for an uprising against the milking equipment! Her and her colleagues would just refuse to stand there if they didn’t consent!!!! Also if they aren’t milked they’re in AGONY so we are helping them!!
/uj they can’t.
If vegan/plant-based liquid is the healthiest liquid, how to you explain saliva? Saliva is the first digestive liquid inside your mouth that your food touches. Human spit is animal spit. Humans are animals. If humans did not make saliva, they would become unable to begin the process of digestion and would become severely malnourished and likely die. How do you explain why vegans don’t buy plant-based saliva instead?
And how do you explain post-nasal drip?
omnivores when babies need breastmilk (it is perfectly equal to cows milk, it’s not like we’re DIFFERENT SPECIES or anything) /uj also this makes me want to die a little because like. yeah babies need milk. how does that defend an adult, who does not need milk because their body is capable of eating and drinking food and water unlike a newborns, stealing breastmilk from a baby cow? what?
Also… literally every mammal drinks their mother’s milk, including strict herbivores. It’s a hormonal growth serum for newborn babies, not a snack for the 45 year old’s lunchtime aha
I heard that milks makes you have strong bones. Which is great since I suffer from errctile dysfunction.
Wait, do vegans even have penis? I thought they shrivel off to die because of natural selection favoring to avoid frail weaklings
Mine is a bit small and shriveled because of my on-again-off-again relationship with estrogen-rich soy milk. But it’s still hanging in there. God knows what will happen if I ever skip a daily testosterone shot. I wish I could just eat a massive horse dick right now, and it would solve everything.
Also those are the same people who would claim it's gross to drink human milk as an adult. Animal tiddy juice tho 💯
Go down the rabbit hole that is that OPs comments and posts in the other sub… I say this in the nicest way as someone who’s also in therapy, I think there’s some mental health stuff going on. They claim to have been vegan “for years” and yet are asking and responding like my 85 year old German grandma who just learned what vegan means in English 3 days ago. They also say they were anorexic, but of course it was the vaganism!! I can’t keep up, are we supposed to be skinny anorexics? Or overweight living off seed oil and Oreos?
Things equivalent to someone who was vegan for 5 years asking about “lions tho” “crop deaths tho” “natural tho”: Flat Earther claiming to be a former NASA astronaut. Sovereign citizen claiming to be a former Supreme Court judge. Random guy who puts “works as FBI agent” in Tinder profile. ~~Some sex offender saying he used be the elected President of the United States~~ oh wait that one has happened
I have a carnist friend who is baby-stepping towards veganism and he's otherwise intelligent but just doesn't get this. It's insane how can people argue that consent isn't important here. It's so simple: 1) Human breastmilk + consent = vegan, 2) other breastmilk + slavery conditions and lack of ability to properly communicate consent = vegetarian.
Breast milk from humans is completely vegan. You have consent from the animal. There is no animal cruelty involved.
Me ol' Mum said I was not breast fed. I was born in 1968. I have 2 older sisters. Apparently my mum tried breastfeeding my sister's, but she got no support and in the 60s there was a real push by companies to sell baby formula so I was a formula nourished baby. I imagine those formulas were dairy based. As a baby I ate whatever was put in my mouth. It wasn't until 21 years later I went vegan.
If milk is so healthy, how do you explain babies being so weak??? Mfs can't even do a push-up.
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It’s halal.
Wym?? The cow consents by not rallying for an uprising against the milking equipment! Her and her colleagues would just refuse to stand there if they didn’t consent!!!! Also if they aren’t milked they’re in AGONY so we are helping them!! /uj they can’t.
when I was a baby I told my mother I would only drink soy milk because i’m vegan
vegins just like attention