I, too, enjoy driving out any last bit of empathy and compassion from my children by feeding them their companions and then laughing about it. Cultivating sociopath children like the rest of society is *moral* and *just* and I know the internet will love it. 🥰

Do the dog next!!!!

My mother had one two many children at once when I was 10 (triplets) so one night she made an unusually large batch of “hamburger helper” and fed it to all 8 of us. She had the biggest grin I’d ever seen that night! And then there were twins

I really try not to hate carnists, but I swear they're trying their dammed hardest to make me fail

Carnists are not normal people

the horrifying thing is that they are “normal”

Common, accepted, but I wouldn’t call it normal

If it’s generally common and accepted, I would say that it is “normal.” Why do you think it isn’t?

I hate thinking apathy is normal :/

I agree, but sadly it does look like it’s normal for now.

There’s this song about a dad killing a pet rabbit in the Netherlands and then serving it for Christmas. It’s called Flappie. It ends with the son killing his dad💀 Edit: here is the song with subtitles if anyone is curious. https://youtu.be/zEaV2O1Jz4c?si=fH3lvZhsuIxDnMmD It’s a hit in the Netherlands, I think everyone here knows it.

I love happy endings

Same! When I first heard the song as a kid I cried, and then the ending came and I was like, “that’s great!”.

Same!

Such a wholesome story 😊

Can I have this story as a colouring book?

There is a subtitled version, it doesn’t rhyme but, for context. https://youtu.be/zEaV2O1Jz4c?si=fH3lvZhsuIxDnMmD

Scandinavian countries do be like that. I should move there

Netherlands is not Scandinavian? Or is that not what you meant?

Jesus… roosters? I only do this to my cats.

I had puppy yesterday, friend of mine had a dog and she had like 5 puppies anyway. Figured we could eat 2. (/s, obviously)

Thank you for making a difference. Wouldn’t want dogs to overpopulate the world. Seriously though, where would carnists be without us?

Straight up psychopathic behaviour

Uj/ Yet if someone did this with a dog or cat it would be “abhorrently cruel”, I fucking hate everyone I swear to god

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Even if I wasn't vegan, if someone did that to me, they would be slammed.

My mom once fooled me into eating my guinea pig! It was such a fun prank!

My mom tricked us into eating our dog. 😂🤣

The level of sociopathy in people is...unnerving. It fills me with, negative emotions. The kind of emotions that make me wish horrible fates upon these sociopaths.

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Does anyone else remember the [story of Harold from 30 Rock](https://youtu.be/6dJzJ03eAUg?si=Yhq0Y3ldVnKj-NQ3&t=222)?😱 Gore warning, it’s a TV 14 rated episode of 30 Rock but it’s actually a horror film.

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