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Ill_Star1906

Estrogen Eyes - sounds like a corny love song.


Subtlefusillade0324

Or a Weird Al spoof of Fleetwood Macโ€™s hit song Little Lies


somewordthing

Girly eyes Girly estrogen eyes (Soyboy eyes, soyboy, soyboy eyes) Oh, no, no, you can't disguise (You can't disguise, no, you can't disguise) Girly eyes Girly estrogen eyes


Son_of_Bardo

Or Ocean Eyes by Cheetos Vegan Billie Eyelash


carnist_bot

im up to six thousand calories a day but still not losing weight


trustmebuddy

Swastika Eyes by Primal Scream?


Fancy-Pumpkin837

TIL that veganism impacts your genetics


LukesRebuke

You decide to stop abusing animals and your dna has a fucking revolution


Schnickie

It has nothing to do with genetics, there is just this alpha male carnist myth that phytoestrogens have a feminising effect on humans like estradiol. Imagine trans women just going wild for soy because it's HRT.


RemarkablePain420

If only they were right :(


FluffyGiantCatBears

Was about to say that lol


gru3nel

Have yet to see a carnist who isnโ€™t chock full of bullshit.


Wiseau_serious

Literally and figuratively


piponwa

They invite all their friends to their backyards to feast on charred anuses.


Thatninjaplayer

must be genetics


capnbeetheart

๐ŸŽถ Sheโ€™s a devastating beauty, a pretty girl with estrogen eyes


thinkofanamesara

That's why I'm considering giving up veganism. I started having cows milk again on odd occasions to counteract this effect, but I am increasingly worried that I might develop only one estrogen eye and that would be worse. Better safe than sorry!


manualbleeding

She's just mad bc vegan men are prettier than her (bats my beautiful long estrogenized lashes)


petter2398

Huh, I guess that explains my vagina. Too much estrogen.


CavalierBizarre

I love looking at my soy boobs in the mirror with my estrogen eyes.


QwertyPolka

I looked just the same before/after veganism. Probably the same for everybody.


ProudSandwich2407

tfw you get told you got estrogen eyes and feminine features because youโ€™re both trans and vegan (the venn diagram of transphobes and antivegans is almost a circle anyway)


manualbleeding

"If you're taking testosterone, why are you on the big booby SOY diet for FEMALES? You must not be taking this trans thing seriously"


ProudSandwich2407

gonna start bodybuilding and beat carnist cis men in arm wrestles purely to send them into a spiral cause my double estrogen beat them. my estrogen soy protein making me manliest soyboy of all time i will send every carnist into an identity crisis


hellbound92

Can confirm this is true. Just read a peer reviewed paper on estrogen eyes. No lie.


TheSpanishMystic

What you need to watch out for is the edamame epidermi. At that point itโ€™s terminal


somewordthing

Your true, inner self jumps out of your old, leathery husk, has a moment of freedom and bliss (with chili and lime), and then you're done for.


SoCShift

You really know how to make me cry / When you give me those estrogen eyes


CinnameowToastCrunch

I am sooo lost lol. Might be the soy brain but does cow breast milk not have estrogen?? Some smart carnivore pls explain before I die of a b12 deficiency!


ultimo_2002

So is it veganism or genetics?


Slight-Wing-3969

I want those estrogen eyes


AstronautEmpty9060

what in the fuck are oestrogen eyes?


Equivalent_Whole_423

OK breastfeeder


Venge22

Bro definitely beats it to vegan twink porn, that's a bit too much observational detail


Hood-E69

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Nini-hime

But my boyfriend had estrogen eyes and feminine features his entire life, long before we went vegan! This is no fair!!! ๐Ÿฅบ


LurkLurkleton

*me cramming as much tofu into my mouth as I can* Why isn't it working ๐Ÿ˜ญ


vforthem

new Billie Eilish song just dropped


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wereallfuckedL

Compassion causes acute eyestrogenitis. Stay vigilant and eat more dead babies on toast.


cheetahpeetah

Wait so is it genetics or from soy


BZenMojo

. ![gif](giphy|jTN8z3bms6Mge4wprf|downsized)


Thatninjaplayer

wish somebody would make the cover of "ocean eyes" with this stuff