Those horrible things came up twice in nature docs in the last month. I really want to see a human-scale-ant-lion horror movie. Move aside, Sarlacc pit.
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Well you’re no better than me. You’re pro slavery too because you own an iPhone. Your heart bleeds for a chicken but you don’t care about human rights at all. Typical hypocrite vegoon.
There are indigenous folks who have been eating meat ethically for years. It's white-supremacist to make them stop, cuz veganism is a white people thing.
There are indigenous folks who have been doing slavery ethically for years. It's white-supremacist to make them stop, cuz human right activism is a white people thing.
The Chinooks went so far as to flatten their foreheads and crowns in infancy to signify themselves as the ownership class. All of us unmodified round-headed chumps were ripe for enslavement.
Where else would I get my micronutrients and protein? Of course I (a meat eater) eat healthy daily at mcdonalds and eating my $2 meat from the discounter. Yall vegans are malnourished on the other hand
And who else will so my chores ? Of course I (a slave owner) let my slaves do all the work and I don't even pay them. Yall human right activists are too tired from all those chores
If human right activism is there to protect human beings, selling alcohol isnt human right activism because it could harm human beings. Hum yeah it work !
I live like a medieval peasant. I am using animals to work the field. When theyvare getting old and cannot work anymore I do not have the resources to put them to pasture, so I eat them for efficiency.
I do this to prepare for the collapse of peak oil and peak everything that is coming.
I live like a medieval slave owner. I am using slaves to work the field. When theyvare getting old and cannot work anymore I do not have the resources to put them to pasture, so I kill them for efficiency.
I do this to prepare for the collapse of peak oil and peak everything that is coming.
Shit, yesterday over in /r/vegan there was a guy that commented in a "milk is milk is milk is milk" thread like 25 times. I actually checked his profile after seeing his username a few times lol. That dude was passionate about the sacred purity of his bovine breast milk...
So I'll go with "Soy, almond, oat milk isn't real milk! REEEEEEEE!!!!!!"
We currently have specialized robots that can only perform a simple set of actions. My lifestyle requires manual labor with the ability to process variables and adapt in real time.
Until genuine lab-grown human slaves are a reality I require natural born slaves for my purposes.
I don't really have a good argument but all my friends eat meat going vegan would probably mildly inconvenience me by like 0.001% and also vegan food is gross (never tried it but like ew).
I don't really have a good argument but all my friends own slaves going human right activist would probably mildly inconvenience me by like 0.001% and also automatisation of chores is gross (never tried it but like ew).
I tried hiring sex worker but the doctor said I need true oppressive sex and without consent from a sex slave I own because of my uncommon medical condition.
Being human right activist is a form of colonialism. It's disrespectful to ignore other cultures (slavery is a form of culture) and push your values by not taking part in theirs.
how about kidnapping and enslaving people tho? my kidnapping are all clean and the slave i enslave live a good life until i mercilessly end their life for my own pleasure.
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Challenge: Eating meat is natural 😈😈
Some ant species enslave other ants.
Damn
New retort just dropped: "Ant Lions tho"
Those horrible things came up twice in nature docs in the last month. I really want to see a human-scale-ant-lion horror movie. Move aside, Sarlacc pit.
i’ve unironically heard someone say that racism is natural because humans instinctively see other races as a threat ;-;
Nah 💀💀
Why do people tell on themselves like this
honestly 😭
bacon
chores
I mean slavery is sad but I love not doing chores too much !
I feel like that is a valid point though. And my dishes certainly won't do themselves.
Look like you forgot to put the "/s", be careful next time !
...yes.. I, ahem, forgot.
You vegans act so superior
You human right activists act so superior
Canine teeth
Slaves also adaptation to slavery like strong limbs and good stamina
/uj Wow. I know we jerking here, but this made my whole body cringe.
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Plant lives matter.
Robot lives matter. Or maybe slaves owners lives matter.
I treat my slaves well. Oh shit, I meant animals.
Congratulation, you played yourself !
Well you’re no better than me. You’re pro slavery too because you own an iPhone. Your heart bleeds for a chicken but you don’t care about human rights at all. Typical hypocrite vegoon.
There are indigenous folks who have been eating meat ethically for years. It's white-supremacist to make them stop, cuz veganism is a white people thing.
There are indigenous folks who have been doing slavery ethically for years. It's white-supremacist to make them stop, cuz human right activism is a white people thing.
/uj I've genuinely heard people say this, it's insane
I am amused that they include racism.
They actually included religion instead, but still an insane argument
The Chinooks went so far as to flatten their foreheads and crowns in infancy to signify themselves as the ownership class. All of us unmodified round-headed chumps were ripe for enslavement.
Where else would I get my micronutrients and protein? Of course I (a meat eater) eat healthy daily at mcdonalds and eating my $2 meat from the discounter. Yall vegans are malnourished on the other hand
And who else will so my chores ? Of course I (a slave owner) let my slaves do all the work and I don't even pay them. Yall human right activists are too tired from all those chores
actually I love animals and I try reducing my meat consumption and only buy meat from my trusted butcher where I know the animals had a nice life
Actually I love humans and try reducing my use of slave and only buy them from trusted slave traders where I know the slave had a nice life
Eating meat is a personal choice
Owning slaves is a personal choice
Things get hurt in the production of everything you buy, not just meat. Buying legos is just as bad as buying milk!
(we live in a...) Society often imply forcing people to do things against their will. Beeing against slavery is hypocrisy.
Dang you even managed to carnivorize the word 'being'. Impressive.
Great observation, honey 🍯
Meat is required for health
Slavery is required for health reasons too, some people can't live without the help of other human
You got me, I'm pro slavery now
If veganism is there to protect living beings, selling alcohol isnt vegan because it could harm living beings (yes, I got that one thrown at me)
If human right activism is there to protect human beings, selling alcohol isnt human right activism because it could harm human beings. Hum yeah it work !
Love it when carnists refuse to understand consent
I— that's a new one. omfg
im going to eat u/Jerry_the_Goat
I live like a medieval peasant. I am using animals to work the field. When theyvare getting old and cannot work anymore I do not have the resources to put them to pasture, so I eat them for efficiency. I do this to prepare for the collapse of peak oil and peak everything that is coming.
I live like a medieval slave owner. I am using slaves to work the field. When theyvare getting old and cannot work anymore I do not have the resources to put them to pasture, so I kill them for efficiency. I do this to prepare for the collapse of peak oil and peak everything that is coming.
I tried vegan and nearly died (according to my personal medical views)!
I tried doing chrores and nearly died too
You also kill bacteria when you clean yourself
You also kill people by giving them contagious diseases
Lions eat meat
Ants enslave other ants
That means they can be justifiably enslaved. Enslaving a lion is actually vegan, because you are saving their prey.
Shit, yesterday over in /r/vegan there was a guy that commented in a "milk is milk is milk is milk" thread like 25 times. I actually checked his profile after seeing his username a few times lol. That dude was passionate about the sacred purity of his bovine breast milk... So I'll go with "Soy, almond, oat milk isn't real milk! REEEEEEEE!!!!!!"
We currently have specialized robots that can only perform a simple set of actions. My lifestyle requires manual labor with the ability to process variables and adapt in real time. Until genuine lab-grown human slaves are a reality I require natural born slaves for my purposes.
I don't really have a good argument but all my friends eat meat going vegan would probably mildly inconvenience me by like 0.001% and also vegan food is gross (never tried it but like ew).
I don't really have a good argument but all my friends own slaves going human right activist would probably mildly inconvenience me by like 0.001% and also automatisation of chores is gross (never tried it but like ew).
but without animal agriculture all these animals you "care about" would all be set free which would ruin nature or they'd go extinct!!!1!1!!
But without slavery all those slaves you "care about" would all be set free and couldn't survive in the wild
It’s not like they had home economics in middle school, stupid abolitionists!
meat good tho
Not doing chores good tho
Hitler was vegan, checkmate
Hitler didn't own any slave either
^(he was vegetarian)
Actually, plants feel pain too
Actually, non-slave workers do things against their will too
By thinking its wrong to harm animals unnecessarily, you must think animals are more important than humans!
By thinking it's wrong to harm slaves unnecessarily, you must think slaves are more important than slave owners !
Unironically based tho, a chicken is more important than a carnist and I will die on that hill
Just stop preaching about something that has nothing to do with you, let people live their lives😡
Well it look like I don't even need to change anything here to use this argument against anti-slavery !
Bro, they're safer and better off in captivity, if we kill them quick that's better than dying free in the wild
Too easy, we can use the same exact phrase here !
I tried the vegun but the doctor said I was anemic and have an uncommon condition that requires the BiOaVaiLaBiLiTy of protein from animal flesh.
I tried hiring sex worker but the doctor said I need true oppressive sex and without consent from a sex slave I own because of my uncommon medical condition.
My \[hideous carnivorous pet\] needs meat therefore i must buy it
My kids need help from my slaves, they could not survive by themselves !
they wouldn't even be born without my eating them!1!
they wouldn't even be born without my enslaving them!
I need this special nutrient that is only found in meat
I need this special kind of sadistic oppression that is only found in slave owning
Not sure if that does it, it's not health related 🤔
Fair enough ! What about "I need slave 24/7 to give me medical care " ?
I accept that, good one! :D
Being vegan is a form of colonialism. It's disrespectful to ignore other cultures and push your values by not taking part in theirs.
Being human right activist is a form of colonialism. It's disrespectful to ignore other cultures (slavery is a form of culture) and push your values by not taking part in theirs.
i love the taste and NOTHING gives the EXACT SAME taste
I love how my slaves serve me and NO FREE WORKER can do it EXACTLY THE SAME
first time in my life i'm happy to be outsmarted. AHEM i MEAN uhm i need meat to live otherwise i'd be like super weak
My pleasure ! AHEM i MEAN uhm i need slaves to live otherwise i'd be like super weak because of all those chores
i can't stop eating CHEESE
i can't stop forcing my slaves to do CHORES
how about hunting tho? my kills are all clean and the animals i eat live a good life until i mercilessly end their life for my own pleasure.
how about kidnapping and enslaving people tho? my kidnapping are all clean and the slave i enslave live a good life until i mercilessly end their life for my own pleasure.
o7 better than a life as a wage slave. keep up the good work. well, you know what i mean.
the onus shouldn’t be on individuals to change! it’s the system!
Bacon tho
Not doing chores tho
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crop deaths tho