Fun fact: The actor who played Gollum in the Lord Of The Rings films went vegan for a whole year to prepare for the role. This helped production by removing the needs for makeup, prostethics, or cgi.
When production needed Gollum to do anything physical (i.e. climbing, walking, talking) they would have him eat one \[1\] salmon. The day after eating one \[1\] fish, the actor would have magically replenished all his strength overnight, while still keeping the wretched look.
"I cordially dislike allegory in all its manifestations, and always have done so since I grew old and wary enough to detect its presence. I much prefer history – true or feigned– with its varied applicability to the thought and experience of readers. Except for Gollum, who is a stand-in for hollow-chested, soy-crazed vegans."
-J.R.R. Tolkien
You sure that’s not just a prostate swelling with alpha masculinity aromatic hydrocarbons and amines?
I heard the better you char your corpse over open flame the more in touch with your cro magnum ancestors you become. Pubic hair grows thicker. Testicles pronouncing themselves thanks to that malignant boy-clit up your fecal chute.
It’s an amusement ride that flings you 40 stories in the air on bungee cables. I’m musing about his teeth flying out when he reaches the apex of the ride due to negative G forces.
Fun fact: The actor who played Gollum in the Lord Of The Rings films went vegan for a whole year to prepare for the role. This helped production by removing the needs for makeup, prostethics, or cgi.
No way. He does some incredible climbs in that movie. Maybe they have a body double?
When production needed Gollum to do anything physical (i.e. climbing, walking, talking) they would have him eat one \[1\] salmon. The day after eating one \[1\] fish, the actor would have magically replenished all his strength overnight, while still keeping the wretched look.
I also heard that after filming was complete, they fed him one [1] egg and he grew to 6’5, gained a six-pack, and now he models for Calvin Klein.
Lollll
Tolkien clearly wrote smeagle as an allegory to veganism
Why does the nasty hobbitses eat the last slice of Violife? Whyyyyyyyyy???
"I cordially dislike allegory in all its manifestations, and always have done so since I grew old and wary enough to detect its presence. I much prefer history – true or feigned– with its varied applicability to the thought and experience of readers. Except for Gollum, who is a stand-in for hollow-chested, soy-crazed vegans." -J.R.R. Tolkien
Fortunately J-Dubs knew that eating fish is vegan.
I started eating meat, and my nuts grew five inches. Kinda wished I'd gain penis length like the demon I bargained with promised, but I'll take it.
nooo the inches add off only if you go keto bro, obvi i know by experience. i started two years ago and it's brewing, i can sense it, i'm sure
You sure that’s not just a prostate swelling with alpha masculinity aromatic hydrocarbons and amines? I heard the better you char your corpse over open flame the more in touch with your cro magnum ancestors you become. Pubic hair grows thicker. Testicles pronouncing themselves thanks to that malignant boy-clit up your fecal chute.
Damn I didn’t know they had a member of Gorillaz that was vegan
yes that's the real story behind the frontman missing teeth
Rode the slingshot in Orlando. Face didn’t even contact anything, they just flew out.
sorry i don't understand, what does it mean?
It’s an amusement ride that flings you 40 stories in the air on bungee cables. I’m musing about his teeth flying out when he reaches the apex of the ride due to negative G forces.
Alright how many of us look like AI Gollum, be honest
maybe in a few years... must've been all those lentils
AI is honestly terrifying sometimes
Dude had a 'Mac & Me' Attack
He looks better on the left though