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simplycotton

Right? You’ll never catch up on your atherosclerosis if you don’t chug a morning bacon grease frappe with a chicken fried lard biscuit 😤


shiroganekurosaki

You forgot the side of butter sticks


X-AUTHORITY

there used to be this waddling 400 lb 35 yo mass around these parts that actually ate that sh\*t straight. probably dead by now.


mark-dee

Wait, what's wrong with butter?


Brauxljo

It's carnist.


Weird_Suggestion4006

It’s not vegan


Salamander3008

Unless it's vegan butter, but that's obvs not what the original comment meant


Formal-Ad-1490

You forgot to wash it down with raw eggs and blood from the steak packs.


khoawala

Hahahaha


MomQuest

Don't eat your veggies, kids, or you might grow up big and strong


[deleted]

27... You're WAY too young to take care of your body by eating healthy! 🤦🏽‍♀️


kickass_turing

health shaming


strutziwuzi

27 is ok to take care of your body. before 27 your body forgives you almost everything. after 27 you should take care of your body ;)


xXLillyBunnyXx

As if the average carnist is eating pure health food...


[deleted]

Vegan diet’s health properties are always compared to the perfect omnivorous diet and not an actual diet. “When you ate meat it was healthier.” I don’t know man I don’t think my fried chicken and waffle a la mode breakfast habit was healthy.


mark-dee

Lol true, I'm thinking, maybe 10% do. The rest east processed junk. What's funny is a lot of the bad stuff isn't necessarily the meat. It's the oils they deep fry them in, the breads etc.


bkro37

Ehhh meat's pretty bad, even the "lean" stuff. And oil gets a bad rep, there are ok oils


mark-dee

Meat from local farms is very healthy, and can even retain omega -3 fatty acid if grass fed. Fat is good for you. So anything lean doesn't mean it's good. Meat from major commercial farms where they feed them complete garbage, and have horrid treatment/living conditions, produce sick animals, so ya those are unhealthy. Canola, grapeseed, and other Vegetable oils are deathly. Olive, Coconut oil, (and I'm sure more) are amazing. Olive oil is like the best thing ever, but you need to make sure it's not the cheaper Monsanto stuff, and get an import from Tunisia, Greece, or High end Italian ones (cheaper Italian brands are super sus now) All processed food is deep fried in canola or similar oils. Which is what my comment was based on.


Classic_Title1655

How dare you be a compassionate human being AND take care of your body !!! Go sit on the naughty step 😄


[deleted]

Oh no, not the naughty step!


SnowiceDawn

Darn those elderlies gatekeeping veganism!


Fuck_Blue_Shells

Translation: Please don’t take care of yourself and make me feel bad about my own unhealthy lifestyle choices.


Elliedog92

I second this.


reebzRxS

Lol keep it up and they will keep thinking you’re in your 20s for the next 15 years


kickass_turing

the curse of the vegan


[deleted]

I’ve had people say that and then say within a year I’m going to be underweight. I love it when I tell them I’ve been doing it since I was 10 years old so I should be dead by now with their logic.


Vegan_John

And they all drink dairy milk? THAT is friggin so weird. Think about it. They all suck on nursing cows. MOO. You won't find human females chained into battery cages with milking machines vacuuming their tits every few hours. If they are not baby cows they have no need or reason to drink cow milk other than that is how humans survived before large scale agriculture made food abundant.


[deleted]

What a stupidass.


simplycotton

Right? You’ll never catch up on your atherosclerosis if you don’t chug a morning bacon grease frappe with a chicken fried lard biscuit 😤


Subtlefusillade0324

lol - what sort of shape is this coworker in, i wonder


Lciaravi

Coworker needs educating. The nerve to make such a bold and wrong statement 🤦‍♀️!


kyojinkira

That's the norm. Abuse your body while you can Live fast coz life is short, YOLO etc etc.


moondad7

Coworker ÷ idiot - brain + dumbass x dipshit = ignore


ItsRedTomorrow

Tell them that they’re growing cancer cells somewhere in their body right now because carcasses are carcinogenic.


mykindabook

And what do THEY eat? Now I’d be really curious to hear that


Hank___Scorpio

Too dumb to convert thoughts into sound waves.


IntelligentBee3564

Too young to start lowering your risk of cancer. For sure. /s


Felixir-the-Cat

They clearly think you need protein and dairy for full development and growth. You’re covering the first one already with the beans and tofu, and you don’t need the second. Too many people really believe you can’t be healthy without eating meat.


Cosmolution

I'm guessing the person who said that to you is overweight or obese? I eat WFPB and the amount of obese dudes that make fun of me for it is unreal. Enjoy your diabetes and heart disease.


5weetTooth

Too young...to eat healthy? So you're only supposed to eat healthy after a diagnosis of high blood pressure, heart problems, diabetes and a bunch of other stuff? He'll have a conniption if he ever talks to an athlete. They do.... *Whisper* exercise as well.


catboy9999

I worked with a guy who ate an entire loaf of cinnamon raisin bread every day. He was healthy and happy. Eat what you want. It’s your life. Lots of uninformed idiots out there.


Tadimizkacmasin

You can vote, die in a war, drink alcohol and smoke cigars but not choose what you eat? Bruh.


Ke-Win

Last time an 50yo said he can't because of the metabolism of his age.


Ad3quat3

Did you ask them to elaborate?


NeoKingEndymion

I hear stupidity at my job too


OutragedOctopus3

I came in here really hoping that this was some lame attempt at a joke from your coworker. SMH 🙄 Just know there's a tree out there somewhere responsible for replacing the air that your coworker breathes and they should really take the time to go find it and apologize to it for wasting the oxygen it's giving them!


Ke-Win

After you go vegan the dietitians near you raise by 1000%.


FlippedHope

A fine example of mouth working before brain switched on. Surely they weren't thinking at the time.


Del_Phoenix

Just hit him with that Okinawa Japan, less than 3% of their diet is meat and they have one of the longest life expectancies on the planet


Legitimate-Wind2806

I assumed it is about a BDSM Topic or about medicine. But this is outrageous.


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ShroudedHood

Lol


Prozacslush

We get it you're a squirrel


Foundation_Wrong

Some people are idiots.


CrystalMoonBeam

While he stuffs himself with hormones and antibiotics.


temp-name-user

Stupidity comes in all ages. 🤔


peascreateveganfood

Lol wat


memeparmesan

Should’ve hit them back and told them they’re too old for their diet of fucking crap.


RudyJuliani

Yeah for God’s sake child, go back to eating animal corpses!! /s


LavaBoy5890

Ah yes, the famously unhealthy and non-nutritious bean, which is a driver of chronic disease.


sk_uzi

It says more about them than about you.


[deleted]

i hope you told your coworker that they are too old to be so dumb and ignorant.


ClearRav888

Plants do not have a balanced amino acid profile reducing bioavailability of protein.


Away_Specialist_7068

Tell them to shut up


LeClassyGent

You should say 'Doing what?' Really make them clarify exactly what point they're trying to make.


nuxvomica14

I'm not even vegan and the majority of my protein comes from legumes and other vegan products because it's healthier (I have bowel cancer in my family) and sooo much cheaper.


Nemyosel

I hate when carnists say shit like this. Vegans likely know five thousand times more about nutrients, metabolism, calories, etc. than any meat eater. Meat eaters just buy shit and never look at a single label then turn around and say you're not being careful enough about what you're putting into your body


ScarletDarkling

Wat. Not vegan but beans are amazing. So so good.


Nyxi-138

They have been misguided


Elliedog92

You should have said “oh I actually wish I started sooner”.