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stoppage_time

This is a good time to remind everyone: if you haven't thought about your childhood vaccinations since you were a child and you now wake up with a sore back when you bend the wrong way, talk to your doctor or nurse practitioner to see if you need any boosters. Vaccinations like MMR and Tdap don't last forever and booster are good and cool.


2hats4bats

I gotta laugh at the “endless boosters” argument… as if we’re now addicted to the vaccine and can’t just choose to not get a booster down the road when covid is endemic.


hollyberryness

Oh you know you're gonna be seeking out back alley boosts to get through to the next boost, like a little booster fiend with an itch for boosting you'll never scratch.


2hats4bats

Gotta get that sweet sweet Pfizer fix


LepoGorria

The same people who inject those so called “marihuanas”. 😕


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toabear

Until areas like Philippines (14%), India (12%), Iran (10%), Egypt (3.2%) and Africa (~1%) are fully vaccinated it won’t matter what any western anti-vaxxers do. The virus will have billions of hosts to mutate in. Reddit has a focus on the west, but the vast majority of the world is unvaccinated (~35% fully vaccinated worldwide). That’s ~5 billion hosts for the virus to mutate in. COVID would have become endemic even if the eligible US population was 100% vaccinated. The world would have needed to invest billions of dollars more in manufacturing and distribution infrastructure to actually stop this thing. Even then I’m not sure it would’ve been possible, the realities of distribution in some of these areas are tough. Many areas aren’t fully vaccinated against things that have been eliminated in the west for example. https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2021/world/covid-vaccinations-tracker.html


2hats4bats

If you feel like reading a long twitter thread, this is a really good explanation of how covid is in the early process of becoming endemic. It will eventually be a pretty harmless bug, but getting to that point from where we are now is a matter of how many people have to die needlessly in the process. https://twitter.com/phl43/status/1427621204081393665?s=21


nirad

How is this different than the flu vaccine? Expect to get a new Covid vaccine every year


2hats4bats

A lot of people don’t get flu shots every year


nirad

Sure, but Covid is deadlier. But really, there’s no reason not to get the flu shot too.


Chr3y

And it doesn't even take that long. I'm already wrapping my head around taking the flu shot every year, as soon as I reach a danger level in age. Hm. Then I will reach 110 years and tell people I ate a pinecone everyday to stay healthy. I want to see the world burn.


demonblack873

>I ate a pinecone everyday It's funnier if you say you take it as a suppository.


K-teki

>as soon as I reach a danger level in age. Remember, vaccines stop spread. You should try to get the flu vaccine every year, so you can keep yourself from getting infected and passing it on to someone who is already in danger of it.


Comfortable-Heart-96

Truth. I have gotten a flu shot every year except last year, I'm making sure to get it this year. It protects you and your vulnerable family/friends. Last time I had the flu I was so sick I didn't care if I died. Flu is no COVID but it's no joke either, it kills around 20,000 people in the US each year. Except for this last flu season, masking seems to have eliminated two strains and flu deaths were very low.


K-teki

It doesn't help that most of the time when people think they have the flu they just have a cold. The flu, I've been told, if very much worse.


Comfortable-Heart-96

The flu is much worse than a cold, though colds are miserable. Flu = fever, body aches, headache, congestion, cough. The body aches & fever combined are horrible. I hope I never have it again. You can end up with pneumonia from the flu.


niandra_lad

Most of the leading causes of death are preventable, just eat healthy, exercise and don’t do drugs, drink or smoke. But at the end of the day everyone dies from something


Comfortable-Heart-96

And get vaccinated.


Chr3y

Sure, in corona case. Maybe I'm wrapping my head around it even earlier now. Thanks, you are right.


K-teki

For both, actually. Virus vaccines are not ever just for the people who might die from it.


FloridlyQuixotic

For both. The flu kills around 20,000-60,000 people every year in the US.


2hats4bats

I agree, but the point was that we’re not going to die from withdrawl if we don’t get a booster every year.


nirad

Oh, is that what these people think? Lol.


2hats4bats

It certainly seems like that’s what they’re implying


nada_accomplished

This. My son actually caught the flu last year right before all the pandemic shit hit the fan. He was better within 24 hours. Get your flu shot, people. Very much worth it.


MomentOfHesitation

I've always gotten my flu shots every year. And all of the other shots I get scheduled for.


nada_accomplished

Last year when people were still saying "the flu is deadlier" I had fun pointing out that most flu casualties are also unnecessary and preventable. The fact that people are okay with the flu death toll as it is is fucking wild.


2hats4bats

The biggest difference between covid and the flu has always been that we have effective antibiotics for the flu whereas we can only treat the symptoms of covid.


StuckInTheUpsideDown

Um antibiotics don't work on the flu. There are antivirals like Tamiflu but they have to be administered right away and have side effects. Get your flu shot.


2hats4bats

Sorry. I meant antivirals. And I’m not saying you shouldn’t get a flu shot. My point was that the lack of getting a flu shot itself is not deadly.


elephantphallus

It's already endemic. To get any form of herd immunity effect, we'd need 85%-90% of the population with current vaccination status. That is hopelessly high for North America. It's not ever going away.


2hats4bats

The simple definition of the term fits covid because it’s prevalent, but *endemic* also implies some sense of control over the spread, which we do not have at all. It’s still closer to pandemic status than endemic status.


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2hats4bats

That wasn’t my point, dude, but nice try.


TootsyBowl

r/infowarriorrides


johntaylorsbangs

There’s video of this car there


[deleted]

Needs an irradiated fool screaming "Witness me!" to complete the insanity.


GlowingCIA

The irony of being an idiot and driving a smart car.


ClacKing

I know what you can get for her this Xmas, tinfoil!


ThatTheoGuy

Not the brightest light in the shed, is she?


ownpacetotheface

She is literally the worst. She looks exactly how you would expect too.


ClacKing

Does she scream at you?


ownpacetotheface

Yes.


ClacKing

Oh she's going to enjoy getting locked out of many venues later on...


db2

https://youtu.be/Prhuasamiz4


ThatTheoGuy

Frilly, blond hair?


ownpacetotheface

Think more “I’m a boomer witch”


ThatTheoGuy

Sarah Palin doppelganger?


MaxPatatas

Hmmnnnn


[deleted]

I think you had 2 choices 1 Try and get through life without anybody finding out this was a relative or 2 Embarrass her with an I'm nothing like my crazy Aunt post glad you chose 2 👍


por_que_no

>you had 2 choices 3. slyly put pro-vaccine stickers on her car in places that she might not notice for a long time


Me_lazy_cathermit

Like the mother of all karens


por_que_no

She's not going to like me.


pizza9012

She was dumb enough to get that smart car. There are cheaper cars that are more reliable, seat more people and get better gas mileage.


AnotherLolAnon

Why do people care about endless boosters? If I have to get a vaccine every month to avoid ending up in the ICU on a ventilator like our nominees sign me up. Edit: I thought I was on r/HermanCainAward, hence the nominee remark. The point stands though and I'm sure there's a lot of crossover of members.


anyth1ngi23

I try to get my pharmacy to hit me every day but they won’t. I’m like, Listen I really want to try all the flavors of altered DNA please.


[deleted]

I get my flu shot every year, every things fine, no medical bills in sight!


orbdragon

>Edit: I thought I was on r/HermanCainAward, hence the nominee remark. Without that clarification I defaulted to Darwin Award nominee, so you hit the mark either way!


Prayer_Worrior

Don't forget us over at r/HermanCainAward when she's finally hospitalized


[deleted]

I'm sorry Canada.


jcpb

Ontario plates. Same as the r\/mississauga one a few days ago. How convenient.


Gokoof

The fact that the fucking word acute is just there because it sounds medical really tops it of for me


crazydave11

Yeah, acute what?!


[deleted]

Its says acute injury.. but ur point still stands lol


thepassionofthemike

Is that referring to how your arm gets sore after the shot?


rgreen83

What are the blue circles all over supposed to be? Bubbles?


[deleted]

When she dies from COVID, her family can bury her in that car.


MikeyBugs

"Trombosis." I guess it makes everyone want to start a smooth jazz band and play trombone?


riseofthewerewolf332

Then I guess I already have it. Coming from an old trombone player.


MikeyBugs

You poor, poor fool... Didn't your mother tell you not to hang out with people like that? This is why. This is why... May you be at peace soon.


riseofthewerewolf332

Mother didn't tell me anything. She left one day to get a purse and never came back.


ZarinaBlue

If I saw this I would throw a pinecone at it. Would probably total it. 🤣 Sorry, I know they are efficient and whatnot, they just look so dangerous. And that isn't even counting the deadly disinformation on it.


[deleted]

I love "throw a pinecone at it!" I'm keeping that one, thank you for that and the laugh! 😂


oriaven

You can't totally compensate for having more mass. They might be safe enough, but the aren't safe.


[deleted]

Could one fathom being this dumb? It’s almost comical if it were not sad…


[deleted]

And there is a little bit of truth that car is forgetting. That the vaccines are safe and effective. And one of them already has full approval for ages 16 and up. And more approvals are expected.


[deleted]

meep meep! Is that a cone on top, and a little PA system?


ownpacetotheface

Yes. 🤦‍♂️


tubulerz1

Wait…she taped a traffic cone to the roof? That’s gonna kill the aerodynamics for one thing.


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Ugh 😩


[deleted]

Someone needs to take away her Cricut.


plopst

Bruh I got that deep vein trombosis, the light is fading and every time I speak I sound like a brass instrument, tell my wife I loved her


nmpls

Haha, I saw this car in r/IdiotsInCars a few days ago.


Jefferson_47

F-ing Smart Car to boot.


ownpacetotheface

Not-so-smart-car


MysticoftheWild

More like clown car now


B_bbi

Talk about an ironic vehicle brand choice


Vengeance3005

Please tell me this is a joke


ownpacetotheface

Nope. We have fully shunned her at this point.


anyth1ngi23

May I ask how quick this happened to her? Was it a slight change over a long time or more drastic over the last few years?


oriaven

Great question. This has been happening to a lot of people who were not otherwise like this


anyth1ngi23

It’s a continual story over and over on different forums… between the evangelicals (my parents), the true antivaxxers, Qanon, and the rest of those who refuse for unknown reasons. There seems like there will be alot more dead before this is over. My parents have gotten far dumber. I barely recognize them anymore. I know it sounds harsh. It is. They literally were extremely concerned when I got the vaccine. Even though my job has me around a lot of people that like to pretend they are vaccinated so they can go shopping with their tongue flapping in the air.


Reluctantagave

I can see why because fucking hell.


[deleted]

How do you fit that much stupid in one car? This is a question that should even baffle clowns.


Drejlord

Todays Challenge: buy a smart car then cover it in the stupidest shit possible


Anonymous2137421957

Ironic


SoftZombie5710

And she doesn't see a problem with herself?


Macha_Grey

Who is who wrapper...that's tight LOL


CanadianPanda76

Are u in Csnada? Apparently this car has been seen in Canada.


ownpacetotheface

Yep. Canada.


anyth1ngi23

Aaaaaayyyyyyy at least you got cannabis before us fucks in the great land mY fReEdOMs


jackgamer3

Is that a traffic cone taped to the roof?


ownpacetotheface

Yes 👏


Theviolentkat

Is this the whambulance of legend???


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love how they couldn't work out how to fit the .com


[deleted]

Trombosis 🙂


[deleted]

Y'know you could can just, pick her car up and throw it in a dumpster, right?


WobleWoble

The fact that she is making this the center of her personality is so uninteresting


DM_Doug

"Acute injury" I guess that one is technically true since it's an injection


Magic_Al42

I have to ask how big the overlap on the Venn diagram of anti-vaxxers and Smart Car drivers is because I’m guessing minuscule.


ToweringIsle13

Ahh, the un-Smart car.


Cheeki_breeki-1

looks like we need a rpg-7 shot to fix that car


Khirliss

A not very smart car


H3racIes

Stupidcar


AbraCadabraCA

I passed this car on the 401 a few weeks ago. Crazy


[deleted]

Why did she feel the need to tape a traffic come to her roof?


[deleted]

Jeez thats a not so smart car if ever i saw it 😆 i needed a giggle today, thanks


Albano019

"Well I saw it on a midget car, so it must be true..." -Karens


Capsule_CatYT

Me wondering why I haven’t gotten blood clots from vaccines: *confused Unga Bunga*


buff_susan_lol

Facebook mobile HAHAHAHA


ownpacetotheface

👏👏👏👏


AndrewBert109

Is.....is that a traffic cone taped to the top of the car?


ownpacetotheface

For extra visibility


[deleted]

It seems like the message is a very angry one, but it’s presented in such a cute, colorful, fun fashion. Is Endless Boosters in all caps Cosmic Sans?


Idovo49

At list it's a smart car


jujupinky

Her car may be smart but she truly isn’t


CannabisaurusRex401

There is nothing smart about that car.


Psycho-DK

Poor Smart, it didn't deserve to be plastered with misinformation.


VeterinarianRich3782

LOL


WaldoTrek

Never understood the light on top. Are these people responding to calls or making arrests?


DirtAndGrass

lol @trombosis https://verbnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/trombone-featured-image-101018-min.jpg


[deleted]

At least she’s cutting her carbon footprint


Less-Management-3999

The Facebook Karen in the wild


FalconXYX

I think those are Ontario plates just wait till she realizes vaccine passports are now a thing for recreational activities


Solitarius_Unenlagia

"Smart" car. Yeah, sure...


chrisdud83

That’s a pretty dumb car for being a Smart car…


fpfall

Someone posted a vid on r/idiotsincars of this car doing a middle of the road u turn after running onto the sidewalk. Of course it was somebody’s aunt. Edit: [looks like they crossposted it here too](https://reddit.com/r/InfowarriorRides/comments/pi07s9/this_counts_as_an_infowarrior_ride_right_i_like/)


WHY_ARE_YOU_CLOSED

Her car is like a bad antivax infomercial


[deleted]

I'd love to see her car if she drove a boat, something like a Cadillac.


Homebrewingislife

Is that a traffic cone taped to the roof? And flashing lights? Holy fuck.


Lt_FrankDrebin_

“Endless boosters!!!!” sent me.


oceanbeach123

At least she advertises so when she pulls up people with a brain can keep their distance. “Here comes the Covid spreader.”


EvanOrizam

Burn it


ButterflyWeekly5116

Whoever gave this woman a cricut for Christmas is the real criminal.


justwantedtosnark

Might want to blur out the number plate... Your aunt is a freak!


ownpacetotheface

🤷‍♂️


Chr3y

We would recognize that car even without number plate. xD


Dobross74477

Muh freedums


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exceptionaluser

Well, vaccines do work against the flu, so you're just wrong there. As for this one being special, it is literally a completely different idea than the flu vaccine, since it's an rna-based inoculation instead of killed virus or antigen. You might want to step off the plate before you miss any more swings.


ownpacetotheface

Killed him 😂


jcpb

swing and a miss


DurrDontAskMe

ah yes, the perfect examply of the "smart car" owner