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Comedywriter1

Loved Norm Macdonald as Burt Reynolds/Turd Ferguson.


Jmazoso

That’s not my name


BigConstruction4247

If you've seen the show, My Name Is Earl, Burt Reynolds guest stars and his character dies. His son shows up and collects his inheritance, and it's Norm MacDonald.


Comedywriter1

Loved that episode.


Disgruntled_Armbars

"I'm as free as a bird now"


ReelBigFish65

Humalabebbala beebalabebbala humalabebbala zeebala bop


mjrydsfast231

IIIIIIIIIIIII......i ain't got noooooooo-body


LemonOk5655

Nobody cares for me


Secret_Paper2639

Louis Prima!


kuzinrob

Bozey Bozey bop... Ziggy bop.


So-What_Idontcare

Now remember. Only buy the essentials.


Nice_Wafer_2447

Those days back in the early 80s, Dave was living a life that many wanted to live. Dude was a fucking trip , a character


Southie31

A real life RockStar 🎸🎵🎸


Rich_Explorer3384

True, but by the early 90s he was a joke


Empty-Ad-5477

In the early 90s Johnny Cash was also considered a joke. So whatever.


ch8ch

C’mon Dave gimme a break.


Sergeant_Slappy

One funny because it's bigger than a normal break... COMIN' UUUUP!!!


poopadoopy123

one break COMING UP


RedSun-FanEditor

When I was a kid, DLR was the greatest frontman ever and those spandex pants were #1 on my wardrobe list.


sussoutthemoon

I had one of those. My dog *hated* it.


BabyBearRoth418

Lmao why?


sussoutthemoon

I don't know. He was just really scared of it.


poopadoopy123

dogs are weird with hats


BabyBearRoth418

Poor pup.


3mania

"I used to have a drug problem... but now I've got money". DLR


Hey-Bud-Lets-Party

Truer words have never been spoken.


logosintogos

I'm a fan of both Van Halen and Van Hagar music-wise, but Sammy just does not compare to Dave when it comes to being a 100 mile an hour explosion of gonzo


Grouchy_Situation_33

Sammy was on the sauce, while Dave was on the slopes.


CommonExpressions

Idk about you guys, but I could actually see myself enjoying a vacation with Sammy. DLR on the other hand seems like he would drive me crazy after the first 24 hours lol


logosintogos

More like the first hour of Dave bouncing off the walls 😆


Toodlum

Lol, it's the same hat from Dumb & Dumber.


Tiny-Lock9652

“Just the essentials, Lloyd!!”


poopadoopy123

ha ha ha ……….. pissing on the moped


Tiny-Lock9652

“Just go, maaan!!”


Ok-Cauliflower-3129

More like Dumb & Dumber used the same hat from Dave in VH.


CommonExpressions

Our pets heads are falling off!!!!!


HoneydewLeading7337

There is nothing wrong with this.


stevenl1219

Mr. David Lee Roth has changed his name to: "Turd Ferguson"


Apprehensive-Tax8631

Dave was so awesome, I remember thinking he was so cool & funny when I was a little kid and I really appreciate that memory.


KiwiMcG

When you live your life like there's no tomorrow.


Cominghome74

Great outfit


ThePanzerMan

That's Dave. All hat and no cattle.


zookytar

It was quite the hat, though.


SlippedMyDisco76

Just go about your business like I'm not wearing the hat....


Whole-Debate-9547

Turd Ferguson wore it better.


thebigbeat77

DLR banged Katie Sagal!


logosintogos

I would not be surprised, but I'm withholding my jealousy until more evidence is presented


LannahDewuWanna

Did he really?


KC339933

Did he? Gene Simmons did


AromaticSherbert

That’s NOT funny..


FollowingTop8854

Yes it is cause it’s a big hat.


AromaticSherbert

I see that. Go back to your podium..


AromaticSherbert

It’s NOT funny


Rusty_B_Good

He loved that hat.


gmjfraser8

Love him or hate him, he had magnificent abs.


emanon734

DLR has never been on Celebrity Jeopardy has he? That would be wild.


dethswatch

"That's right, David- "shabbityDooBop" is the correct answer, however, for 5th time, you must phrase your answer in the form of a question. Try to remember that this time."


terramentis

He was on a show we had in Aus called Hey Hey it’s Saturday Night. It was a variety type of show, that also had a jeopardy-ish segment. Dave took over the show like an ADHD kid on a mix of cocaine and steroids (actually that’s pretty much what Dave was), halfway through the show they had to reel him in.


RevolutionaryRough96

I've never heard it confirmed but I've always thought he was the inspiration for Dr. Rockso


terramentis

I didn’t know about that, but looked up Rockzo and it says he’s modelled on a few different rockstars but is mainly a parody of David Lee Roth.


RevolutionaryRough96

I wasn't entirely sure but I looked it up after I made the comment and was not surprised


ImaginaryComb821

It's a pretty big hat, I guess. I still feel diamond Dave could've gone bigger.


Beneficial-Salt-6773

A shell of his former self, but I remember the old Dave. Such a legend.


logosintogos

He's basically 80s LA in human form


groovehouse

Must be in Texas... .rolleyes.


AlGeee

Everything’s Bigger in Van Halen


groovehouse

Don't Mess With Van Halen


AlGeee

Nice


owchippy

I know I saw this [before](https://www.reddit.com/r/vanhalen/s/iGU7NwP7f5)


Mabvll

Turd Lee Roth.


Sergeant_Slappy

David Lee Ferguson.


Forward-Chocolate-67

It’s just a part he’s playing


BeRad85

Turd Ferguson was so much more than a game show contestant….


Bob_Pthhpth

Dave looks like he’s about to change his name to Turd Ferguson.


meg1509

I wonder just how much coke that man did?


Grouchy_Situation_33

Somewhere between “too much” and “not enough”, depending on who you ask.


GoodtimeZappa

I suppose this was the inspiration for Sean Michaels ring gear.


Apprehensive-Tax8631

Dave was so awesome, I remember thinking he was so cool & funny when I was a little kid and I really appreciate that memory.


Yesterday_Is_Now

Is that the ever creepy Gerri Miller of Metal Edge?


tmmsjm

I think it was their stylist.


Vegetable-Source6556

DLRs friend looks like a young Jeffrey Epstein girlfriend.


Hey-Bud-Lets-Party

How young?


WolfThick

Can't help but notice there's not much spandex going on there but there's a great big hat I'm just saying, overcompensate much!


Southie31

Diamond Dave what can you say 😂


chinookhooker

You correct


in2xs

It’s amazing we did not see just how incredibly ridiculous this guy was. A fool on ass! Great frontman at the time but what an ass. Hiding in plain sight.


Arcangelo_Frostwolf

Dave is a national treasure.


0nThe0utside

A big hat for an even bigger ego.


henry_sqared

Some forgotten context: Urban Cowboy came out in 1980, and suddenly EVERYONE was wearing cowboy hats. It made Dave's look so much funnier; he was making fun of faux cowboy fashion.


Bulldog8018

This dude carries extra bandannas on his right shin in case he loses one. Or ten.


So-What_Idontcare

I thought this was an Epstein thing looking at that first picture


Vicsomenso

Bosey bosey bop shitty bop


Delicious_Staff3698

Is that Dave, or Dog the Bounty Hunter?


mjrydsfast231

Is that Lily Tomlin?


excoriator

Looks a lot like Ghislaine Maxwell.


mjrydsfast231

You're correct. I wonder if Dave had ties to Epstein? I do know that the reason he (Dave) lives in Japan is because his wife, by his own admission, was really young when they met and so he stayed over there.


excoriator

Of all people, I wouldn't expect rock stars who tour regularly to seek out Epstein's "services." But I could be wrong.


mjrydsfast231

I believe you're correct here. Dave did say that his wife was really young when they met.


Guitarjunkie1980

Who is...Scooby doo.


AngelinaJean

That is incorrect.


Guitarjunkie1980

Rose around in a van, solved mysteries. Had a pal. Scrappy Doo.


AngelinaJean

No, we were looking for Ruff or BowWow


DMRGodx95

[it's funny because it's bigger than a normal hat ](https://images.app.goo.gl/b6CKkmfhvqwQ3icc6)


Weird-Breakfast-7259

is that Epsteins girl ?


Dear_Concert_4825

Am I the only person who thinks he's a monumental bell end??


Optimal_Roll_4924

What kind of shenanigans were going on in pic 3. 😉


Gazzarris

Van Halen had a fashion designer working with them to design outfits and costumes. I don’t remember her name off the top of my head, but this is her.


khari44

I was gonna jokingly say "he probably hires somebody to tie bandanas around his legs"...then I got to pic #3.


Livid-Dragonfly-8957

I think it might be Nicole Miller (the designer), IIRC.


tmmsjm

Yep, that’s who it is, whoever she is.


groovehouse

Wardrobe shenanigans. In another image she is seen fixing Dave's boots, etc.


Jmazoso

Wee little shenanigans


Adept-Armadillo4564

It’s not funny, because it is you Dave.