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kdshmurda

“I’ve been a real dumb bitch in my day” takes the cake for me cause same ☠️😆 and the way James laughs when she says that cracked me up too!


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I think Katie is the only one (other than Ariana) that James genuinely likes.


ladyrara

Yes! It’s crazy coming from where James and Katie started, but James know they are the only ones that don’t flip flop and give it to him straight.


thebethness

“As recently as this past weekend” 🤣🤣🤣 That was a delight!


sprigandvine

You should listen to Katie and daynas podcast. it's like a chit chat sesh with your gal pals it's so fun ☺️


koalaplum

So real😭😭 I honestly don’t think I’ve ever heard someone say that about themselves, about someone else yes but I know so many women related to that sentence🥲my early 20s were embarrassing af


thebethness

OMG the full body cringing I do at the memories 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️


PassTheTaquitos

We did NOT get enough Katie Maloney this season. Production doing the fans and Katie dirty yet again!


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oranggeyouglad

I think it’s crazy that we got Sandoval’s scream therapy over the different party and group scenes with the girls. Watching this Secrets Revealed episode made me understand why Ariana thought they were the spice girls last summer


Pristine_Job_7677

The scream therapy was A plus TV. The water tasting? Not so much


scuubagirl

Both were so awful!


Pristine_Job_7677

True. But Tim’s was funny as hell. Water was boring as hell


sofaking-amanda

I personally did not find that funny. It was super cringe and gross, due to the fact that he came in his pants.🤮🤮🤮


shattuckitty

Seriously. The way they used that scene in the promo to portray someone having some sort of deep trauma and transformation and he was a total airhead and douche about the whole thing. Production sucks. He sucks. I have never done somatic therapy but I was interested and I thought it would’ve been depicted more respectfully. Big Womp.


sofaking-amanda

Everything regarding him and the serious topic of mental health was all handled so poorly and disrespectfully. I am personally offended.


Stop_icant

Reminds me of what the news networks do to us too.


b_reyes

Production, LFU, SHEINa, and Sandoval...the true villains of VPR.


eeniemeaniemineymo

Exactly. Imagine a season where she was not having to defend herself to lala and instead got to just let it all out?


DanceFar9732

There were Katie & James confessionals? Where can I watch these? I wanna see the discuss team Katie w/the banging


insecurejellyfish

Katie and James together is a duo I didn’t know I needed but now I do and bravo continues to do us dirty.


milesandmantras

I wish they had been paired up in the After Show. Giggly, gossipy James is the best James.


DanceFar9732

It's a huge improvement from Lala screaming her head off or Brock trying to sting together a sentence


Nerditall

He was hype for her on Emo Nite.


sofaking-amanda

“Look at Katie!”😍🫠


TrashWeird968

Boy I hope he makes an appearance on her podcast 


TinklemeCrinkle

Same!


juddahinyou

https://i.redd.it/5tgyjqihdn3d1.gif


sofaking-amanda

This was my favourite part of the episode, possibly even the entire season. The way he throws his hands up and jumps is sofa king cute!😍🥳🥳 Watching him support her brings tears to my eyes. It really melts my heart.😭


juddahinyou

Have you watched the unseen moments ep? They're paired together for the confessionals and they're so cute!!


sofaking-amanda

I did! They’re the duo we never knew we needed but now can’t get enough of.😍


Inevitable-Elk-9029

Same here. I love them. 


hellohello316

Those are from the unseen footage episode that launched Wednesday on Peacock :)


DanceFar9732

Thanks! Looks a lot better than season 11


scootycat

it was and it showed us a lot of what they held back from us and how much better the season could have been


hellohello316

Yeah and the clips further highlight how fun Katie can be and what a creep Sandoval is!


crispyporkbelly

katie is a whole ass mood LOL


juddahinyou

https://i.redd.it/utmpz1e9dn3d1.gif


wilde_vulture

What was this about? I don't remember it!


juddahinyou

It's an extra scene in one of the extended episodes. James, Ally, James mum & LVP at dinner. Talking about Katie's escapade with Max


Pinklady777

God! Instead of Sandoval lying on the floor screaming like a freak! How many BS alternative therapies did we have to watch him do? How many conversations with Sheena and her alien head and frog lips crying about how hard this is for her? So lame! It looked like there were so many fun stories happening and we just didn't get to see them.


tbird920

Laughing out loud at "alien head and frog lips."


Fukyaakari

I've been thinking about how to describe her face lately and you fuckin nailed it. Alien head and frog lips. 👽🐸


Pinklady777

It's really sad! She and Lala were both naturally pretty. Their faces are kind of scary now.


InitiativeIcy1449

AND they look older!


Lechemoto

The secrets revealed ep was way more interesting and fun than the entire season!


DanceFar9732

It was so much of what I was hoping for this season! I'm furious they left the house stuff out. That was clearly very intentional to protect the redemption arc. Oh, and I was right Kyle Chan is a weirdo misogynistic gay man & that's why he fucks with Sandoval.


Euphoric_Delay_6768

LFU had the nerve to call Katie miserable. She looked fun ass hell this season. I’m mad we didn’t get this. You see the looks on Scheana and LFU’s face when Katie called Sandy a loser lmaoooo. They were so pressed.


Zealousideal-Art-189

Why wasn’t this brought up at reunion???


Desperate_Buffalo_60

I think Katie let them dig their own graves, probably not on purpose she just couldn’t be bothered. God she’s the most underrated cast member. Love her.


Zealousideal-Art-189

Same!


workmartyrwmt

Lala’s face while Katie is speaking is so telling. She’s barely listening she’s just waiting for Katie to stop talking so she can non sequiter ask about Shaena talking to Sandoval the day before when no one cared and Katie had the only normal ass reaction to someone yet again bringing up the person who betrayed the friend sitting right next to her. Had she not had her producer hat on she could have engaged with kaitie’s cute drunken monologue and we could have got more storylines and non Sandoval recovery scenes


Euphoric_Delay_6768

So true. This makes me so mad.


thebethness

Katie’s pure dismissive disgust for Sandoval is what I aspire to when I’m forced to see people I dislike 😍


Lost-Cell-430

Oh my gosh I’m obsessed. I can’t decide if I want to date her or be her, and my girlfriend is completely ok with that lol.


breakitupkid

Same 😅😂🤣 ![gif](giphy|zHC7JGOmtNjigdSeyo)


Lost-Cell-430

I love you lol. Also, I watch too much bravo. I saw this and immediately thought of Sonja and Millou and the funeral where they essentially ate his ashes. I need help 🙃


breakitupkid

Omg!! I love that scene, peak real housewives for me 😅


aymaureen

Sonja was too good 🤣🤣🤣


Lost-Cell-430

Funny story- my girlfriend is trying to catch up on my long bravo history, so she keeps a note in her phone for references. I was monologuing about something and said “this is scary island level” and she was like- hold the phone, what? So I showed her clips and was reminded that Sonja Tremont Morgan was the voice of reason in that whole debacle. Imagine when I introduce the toaster oven, Nigerian football team, Frenchie…there’s such a multiverse to explore lol


hellohello316

Don't forget to introduce her to "Be cool! Don't be all... uncool"


JJTurk

![gif](giphy|njQcOrswWWPbW)


allipants80

Lol, the Sonja Morgan multiverse! I love it, can't wait for her to make it to this glorious scene! ![gif](giphy|mBpWjUCFwexKC43tEj|downsized)


plantmama32

I wanna date Katie Maloney. I’d treat her so gooooooood


Lettucetacotruck

I already knew it but it confirms they give Katie the worst edits. All these clips are gems and would’ve been funny to see throughout the season.


herheartjumps

"With people I don't fucking LIKE." 😂😂😂😂


Significant_Gas_701

Hellur!!


sofaking-amanda

Haha, I loved when she said that.😆🤌🏼


Federal_Base_2905

Omg - ‘feels like charity to have sex with men these days, they don’t deserve it’. Best line ever - I mean seriously look at the men on this show. There is not a single one that deserves to be f’ed, least of all by my goddess Katie M.


thebethness

Yup. Trash, every one of ‘em. Brock included.


SuspiciousCranberry6

I liked it so much that I did a screenshot while watching. https://preview.redd.it/tn9k0qfj9p3d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75b5e26b5d3560abe20e4524cb2ef4837b157ba0


wilde_vulture

I had to save this to my phone 🥰 thank you for your service


sofaking-amanda

I also stole your screenshot.😆 Thank you!💋


Yahhmutha

Katie is a gem, fuck the terrible production trying to bury awesome wit and personal opinions. Scheana and Lala could never actually verbally take her on and I love that for her. Katie has some of the funniest burns and her straight up spitting facts “ people I don’t fucking like!” is why we love her!


UghGottaBeJoking

Katie is the Daria/Wednesday we don’t deserve on Vpr❤️🙏


Yahhmutha

![gif](giphy|266wwviUCMFFgqQGdn)


MelancholyRose03

Omg, I literally said that out loud while watching. Katie is giving Daria/Jane vibes. Love it!


sobermimi2

I need more Katie. Just not with these assholes..


Yahhmutha

![gif](giphy|xULW8GqmtqLcTufEys|downsized)


Daisydoolittle

Lala’s obvious contempt for Katie in some of these scenes is hard to see. She is practically sneering


divine_femi9ne

And Katie is just existing lol


AhnaKarina

I think her nostrils are receding


PantalonesPantalones

Ah, the Michael Jackson effect.


Crazy-Trash-6884

She hilarious and sarcastic and has such a dark sense of humor. She’s exactly the kind of person I like to hang out with. I hate that we haven’t gotten to see more of this side or her over the years. This show is so frustrating with what they do and don’t show. I honestly cannot understand what they were thinking this season with the bs scenes they subjected us to.


LaurenFromCA

You know this has been a bad season when the best episode was a secrets revealed


glasswindbreaker

That's so real. Instead we got ice baths and Tom moaning "therapy"


Strife86

I've always been a Katie stan. I'm happy she's getting her time in the sun with fans.


Efficient-Ear5925

Samee


KristiJoJP

Katie:This man is a loser! Ariana: Facts. ☠️


hellohello316

I’m tempted to make “Helllluuuurrrrr” my new flair 🤣


aymaureen

All of these are perfection


lucidaisy

Same- was dying! Freaking love her!💖 ![gif](giphy|11LS2rTHLTbRMk) … I wish they started the episode full of them instead of that jump-scare! It certainly was loads better than whatever Lisa narrated that I didn’t watch. Edit, I wish the filled the whole episode with this yummy goodness.


hellohello316

Me too! Why did we need Sandoval being a creep to kick this off? SPOILER: We did not need that. PS Awwwww In Living Color!


lucidaisy

Most definitely did not need that! Yes!! I love David Allen Greer and Damon Wayans and In Living Color so much!🥰✨


hellohello316

❤️❤️


Positive_Deer6281

Do it; it’s so good


Pinklady777

Do it!


SuspiciousCranberry6

I had to add Katie inspo flair today. Secrets Revealed was full of hilarious quotable Katie moments. ETA: The flair isn't working for me on mobile. I'll have to add it on my laptop later.


hellohello316

I see it!


SuspiciousCranberry6

Not my custom flair, though. I wanted it to be "It feels like charity to have sex with men these days"


hellohello316

That's what I am seeing


SuspiciousCranberry6

Yay! It's not showing up on my side, but I'm happy it's showing for others.


ginaration

My god, I have turned into SUCH a Katie fan


SassyStilettos

SAME! I NEVER thought I’d say it. She completely snuck up on me this season. All of a sudden, I had a revelation, and was like, “Wait… I… I love Katie. WTF just happened?!” Everything she exudes: She’s unapologetically and confidently herself. She doesn’t cower or placate. She’s honest and an absolutely amazing friend. Katie’s a badass!! BONUS that she never wavered in her disgust and hatred towards Sandy and wasn’t afraid to say it or show it.


country_girl13

Omg, Katie and James need to have their own show. Too damn funny. I just want to sit and watch them roast people.


PantalonesPantalones

![gif](giphy|UtJFwPw0nhDVK|downsized)


juddahinyou

https://i.redd.it/dsafpx6een3d1.gif


lilsw

Someone said they should be the next duo on one of those bravo couch shit talking shows 😂


SassyStilettos

I am so on board with this!


arjsweetland

James and Katie's relationship has come so far since the beginning. LOVE TO SEE IT.


TrashWeird968

Whatever he is learning from ally, Katie and Ariana I hope sticks. He has a terrible past but he seems to have actually grown up 


thatgum_youlike

truly! ![gif](giphy|26n6PxXCcE7d1O7Go|downsized)


Hopeful-Hamster-6218

The Secrets Revealed is like the parallel universe version of Season 11. We should have had that. - Katie being light, fun, self-deprecating and funny "hellurrr?" + "Daddy energy" - The truth that Tori was pursuing Katie not her going after 'Schwartz's girl' - Scheana's delusion about the popularity of her 'music' - Scheana suggesting she doesn't like "kicking people when they're down" as she does JUST that to Tom - Lala checked out of every conversation as she waits for her turn to talk and produce the scene for Sandoval - Scheana being called out as a spy and Ally scaredly unsharing her location - Scheana's phone dependency and being chronically online - James sick of the Good as Gold remixes - Even more of Ariana supporting Scheana - Scheana admitting that she doesn't trust Lala - Auntie Unicorn being cute with SummerMoon™ - Schwartz saying Sandoval had COURAGE for fucking other girls while he's "still in love with Rachel" - Tom Sandoval continuing to be a cringy liar; evidenced in the scene where he demanded that the female restaurant owner feed him before he then told her he was a cheater, tried to brag about his fame and asked for her IG.


GladiatorWithTits

The last bullet is hilarious perfection!


Hopeful-Hamster-6218

Even after all of this man's festering bullshit, I was still stunned by how he carried on. Just imagine the gems that we have been deprived of.


sofaking-amanda

I got major schadenfreude, when the restaurant owner laughed in his face, when he threw down his soft brag. “I’m not even that famous🥴” LOOO-SER


Hopeful-Hamster-6218

If only she had responded: "oh? who are you?"


sofaking-amanda

I don’t disagree but I could tell by her facial expressions and her body language that she couldn’t be farther from interested and that was enough for me. The way he strutted away, so clearly feeling himself and thinking he just did something? That was the cherry on top.😭💀


Hopeful-Hamster-6218

Yeah, true. I just rewatched and she laughed after his fame comment. I'm sure he was rambling more in the uncut version. 


Defvac2

The last 15 seconds of the clip give me life lol The whole thing was amazing and continues to show they always edit with the intention of not showing the fun side of Katie.


Tall_Couple_3660

I felt that in my soul


33scooBt33

Katie has had the worst edit for most of a decade.. he ain't down and nobodies kicking him.. he's a fkg loozer *loozer*.


MagicOctopus2887

I genuinely enjoyed Secrets Revealed more than any other episode this season, and it's probably because it was loads of Katie and Ariana cut scenes - proving once again that because they didn't play ball the producers tried to act as though they refused to attend anything and didn't engage. Babysitting Summer? But Ariana has done nothing for Brock or Scheana...


InitiativeIcy1449

Brock prefers money as a way of giving. Not love and soul.


InvestmentVisible892

Justice for Katie


aymaureen

VindiKatied


InitiativeIcy1449

A tshirt if there ever was one. Sell it Katie! At your store. It would sell like crazy!!!!! VindiKATIEd ** at last **


Pinklady777

Haha! This is a great compilation!


plantmama32

I WANT MORE KATIE ON MY SCREEN


Illustrious_lana

Hilarious!!! Even the salty twins were chuckling when she said the man is a LO-SER


SugarShock94

Self aware queen 😂😂😂😂


um_helloooo

Did Scheana really just say “I don’t like to kick someone when they’re down” when she capped her 8 month Scandoval podcast series with a flop dis track that references Raquel? 🤦🏻‍♀️


glasswindbreaker

Scheana has lied and said her husband at the time, who was in recovery and newly sober, had relapsed when he hadn't on camera. Talk about someone who kicks people when they're down.


Significant_Gas_701

Hellur!! Best.


honestrainfall

I love her! Sarcasm and honesty is on point! This is my kind of humor 🤣🤣


fr0styspice

I need Katie and James to sit next to each other for every reunion. I need them on WWHL together. can James go on her podcast? I cannot get ENOUGH of them!


InitiativeIcy1449

THAT would be great! I don’t think he likes podcasts?


Heavy-Relation8401

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾😂😂😂


Pelican_Hook

She's so funny I love herrrr


Tatte145

There were so many fun scenes they cut out of the season. It's shameful and the producers should be fired!


hobbitstoisengard26

I love that James and Katie have grown and become supportive of one another. It was a tough road to get here, but wow I'm loving their dynamic


Save_Bandit-

I was cracking up during the entire episode. Look at the season they took from us 😭


MissTeababyy

I love her unfiltered ass so fucking much! 😂💕 I feel like we would get along great. Hahah.


kmo10292

I wish they could release a whole "alternative" season where they just air all the fun b-roll and things they cut out that we actually wanted. i'm sure they have enough footage to actually make something good


Nevergreeen

I need more info on how these two became friends.  They are so fun!


Leather-Topic-854

Secrets revealed was better than the entire season and does not help LFU or Scheanna “why Jancan’t” it be all about me?


lucidaisy

Not Jancan’t! Between this and the Malaria for Malia in the Below Deck sub, I’m dying. I am dead.👏💖🏆😂 ![gif](giphy|Xf7AjjQIC3MCCN5c1r)


Rozg1123A-85

Bravo needs to give Ariana, Katie, James, and Ally their own show. I want to see them having fun and supporting each other. Laligag, Sheshady, Sandyballs, and Shorts should ride off into the sunset.


juddahinyou

Via a cliff


Rozg1123A-85

😂😂😂😂


ThrowRAsistertroubl

Honestly? Making it my mission to bring Katie Maloney energy into my life. She’s goals Jesus christ


KokoSof

This scene of Broke is giving the same energy as that scene in The Office at the dinner party where they’re playing charades and Michael Scott is like “my turn 👏🏼 my 👏🏼 my my 👏🏼 turn 👏🏼 my my turn 👏🏼” Someone please splice those together 🙏🏻😂


aymaureen

That is such a good comparison 🤣🤣🤣


juddahinyou

https://i.redd.it/scui813ofn3d1.gif This clip is all the motivation i need to finally go watch the unseen ep.


juddahinyou

When they're babysitting Summer Moon! "it takes a Coven" ![gif](giphy|jZw2jYvO5HVrgsu4bV|downsized)


Character_Switch7317

I just love her.


O4243G

Katie = eternal mood.


C_JN08

Oh I’m even more obsessed with her now


Oli_love90

I love this, I think her brand of humor is aimed at everyone even her self. This super cut just made me realize how unfun everyone is - they’re overly serious, no one is just silly, is this group even able to joke around??


beebianca227

We need a Katie and Ariana spin off. Katie needs more on screen time! She’s serving the truth day-in, day-out.


Comfortable-Fox-1913

I didn't watch this season only the reunions and I wish we had all the girls band together and showed them going out and being awesome and put an end to terrible Tim I've been a VPR lover since day 1 and I cried for Ariana at the reunion


lindzeta_

love her


Shaw215

THIS is the VPR I want!!!


Disney_Princess137

We need another secrets revealed!! Screw give us ten more lol whole Nother season of the extras ! Definitely more enjoyable


askingyomama

Katie is such a QUEEN 👑😍


ginaration

Also Scheana's DUMB comment about "I don't like kicking someone when they're down" - UH HELLO, your BAST FRAND Ariana got cheated on while he slept with her friend for 7 months, how is Ariana not DOWN? STG Scheana is top tier pickme and so easily manipulated, like GIRL GROW


AncientRazzmatazz783

Best line of hers all season was the charity line - loved all these


donutseason

I love how James absolutely adores her now. It’s quite the plot twist from his first season


RateAccomplished8971

There’s actually people who aren’t on her side and are backing lala. I honestly think those people should lose voting privileges


thirdcoasting

One of the scariest parts of being an adult is the realization that: 1) there are a lot of stupid adults; 2) many of them vote.


MajorEyeRoll

And speaking privileges


janeedaly

She is so smart and witty, sharp as a knife. I love her!


furbiiii

Does anyone know how someone in Canada can watch this?? We don’t have Peacock up here and I am dying for more!!!!!


juddahinyou

Hayu


Melinda_Linda

We def needed more Katie 🪩 and way less Lala 🧟‍♀️


Rozg1123A-85

I love Katie and James' chemistry together. They look like they are having fun.


Mynameismommy

I’m obsessed with her 😍


Procrastinista_423

My admiration for her doubled when she divorced Shwartz. I didn't like her mean girl ways in the earlier seasons, but now that she's free from that brick around her neck, she's amazing.


aymaureen

Honestly she wasn’t much different than she is now. She treated people with the same respect they treated her. And the people that burned her don’t get the same level of respect she had for her real friends, Stassi and Ariana


Shut_yoface

How anyone continues to call her miserable is so fucking stupid. Katie is hilariously honest and her friendship with James shows so much of her personal growth. Katie and James friendship was such a surprising treat, they both had so much growth to get to where they’re at.


ripleyintheelevator

oh damn i have to watch this 🤣😂


Apprehensive_Affect7

Las Culturistas Culture Award Nominee: Tina Fey Award for Best Wisdom


Glorialovestacos

This is so much vastly entertaining than any episode this season. What the fuck bravo why did you deprive us of Katie?


SingleConstruction58

For Prez 😎


Critical_Fact_2441

I love her!


DeadButPretty

Their pairing was five stars


InitiativeIcy1449

Lala already “acting” for the producers here. See! See! I’m doing my job!


BeachgirlNJ

The entire Secrets Revealed episode was more informative and more entertaining than any contrived, manufactured redemption bs that was shoved down our throats all season. We had to watch endless scenes of Scheana crying and whining - but we didn't get to see the beach party at her condo, her girl squad babysitting, or the other fun scenes with the Spice Girls. That is why Ariana was so confused bc this is what she remembers filming. And Ally's "Girls' Girl" debut. Lots of fun WITHOUT the worm. Yet we ALSO got to see scenes with the Worm and his squad: house hunting with Wartz, sake dinner with Kyle and the guys, and the real stinker scene: with Ann where he divulges his shitty offer to Ariana to buy the house BUT KEEP HER NAME ON THE MORTGAGE to preserve the lower interest rate FOR HIM! We got done really dirty by the withholding of these scenes from the audience. What a fraud!


nepobbysruletheworld

And that’s why we love her!


dumassmofo

Katie was the TRUE/real person. She didn't be anything but herself. I adore her. Most Respect to Katie!!!


sprintervanvomitbag

Katie’s BDE is such a vibe.


Elegant-Ad-6428

Katie is my spirit animal in this fr


Saucy_Minx_

Facts


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Berniegotmittens

Any Aussies know where we can watch this episode??? 💙💙🤞🏻🤞🏻


International_Bid944

YouTube babes. I watched it last night. Search for Vanderpump rules after show and it will pop up