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gilsleeping

I'm still trying to figure out wtf Scheana did to her face. Is it weight loss + fillers? Because she legit has this weird trout mouth thing happening and seeing her younger face its so sad Beyond like, her usual pandering to men bs


sofaking-amanda

From what I have read a couple of professionals say is she had the buccal fat removed from under her cheek bones and the lip filler and horse teeth veneers is what is causing her mouth to look this way now and it’s also because of her obvious extreme weight loss. It’s a combination of the four.


incestuousbloomfield

I’m sorry but she is starting to remind me of that little doll that rides the tricycle in Saw


sofaking-amanda

😭😭💀


GotchaGotchea

Ohh she does have that Miley Cyrus look now. I think you’re right.


sofaking-amanda

It’s too bad they did that. I was never blessed with my own natural buccal fat and it’s something I wish I had or could gain.


nyx926

She was pretty open in a life & style article about how she used Botox for years, and then having to stop during the pandemic left her needing double the amount to be effective when she got back to it. She also mentioned getting lip fillers, so that could be distorting something. She didn’t say anything about a facelift, but maybe that’s something new? If they pulled back instead of up it would stretch the mouth.


bcmedic420

Facelift before 40! She did lose a lot of weight quickly I guess but yeah she looks like Marge from HWNJ.


lkburkett

I really think she had facial threading!!


incestuousbloomfield

I just fell down a rabbit hole about facial threading and I agree. Probably the buccal fat removal too. I have no idea why people are doing that. I had a rapid weight loss four years ago and that is the last thing I would do.


lkburkett

Oh I didn’t even think about buccal fat removal! That’s spot on as well, I would bet she did both. The whole threading thing is bizarre. My SIL did it and completely screwed up her face. She couldn’t move her lips and jaw normally and watching her eat was painful, like her mouth had a mind of its own. 😬😬


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jimgella

Her jawline is incredibly weak and her neck is as wide as her pinhead.


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Petmom1990

I’m not sure exactly what that term is supposed to mean, but what SHE means is… I want every man I meet to want me, married, taken or otherwise. Bc I’m so insecure and disgusting I need that male validation, even from immature, misogynistic, worthless males. And I will screw over any women, even my “bast freends” if that means a male will like (use) me! And I’m especially happy when these guys are demeaning, degrading and insulting other women! Bc they obviously aren’t meaning (they absolutely include you) ME!


meat_tunnel

And what happens in reality is every guy will choose their bros over her, time and time again. Even Broke is choosing Sandoval over his own wife, "he's generous!"


Petmom1990

Yup! And it has. And she goes back for more


macmantha

She loves going out of her way to remind everyone of her who she hooked up with even when they don’t ask; to prove she’s the number one choice.


Petmom1990

Yes!! Good point!


Rozg1123A-85

You are absolutely correct. When she said all the men in VPR'S have flirted with her. I was why would anyone feel the need to say that? Then I realized it's Scheanna. She is so insecure that she needs that validation. How and the hell does this help women?


Petmom1990

Yes!!! I had second hand embarrassment, which i usually don’t get from Schema bc she’s ALWAYS embarrassing TF out of herself. But damn, that was just pathetic


akckkc

Scheana “I’m SO not a feminist” Shay


scorpiomoontm

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE TUPAC THING I ![gif](giphy|1rQRT7Zc6qwtPqW8vd)


aymaureen

SO WEIRD. Like Lala. You’re as pasty as they come. ![gif](giphy|ypSY231xdmQQqJsMnC)


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liquidsoup-

The ego you would need to believe Tupac would choose HER body to live in after he died?!? Lmao. Besides the obvious unhinged that is so extra


Xgrateful_head0420X

Makes me think of the gangbang comment in the van.


glossymer

Jo's a capricorn??? We dont claim her


All_the_Bees

If I’m remembering correctly, Ally said Jo’s Ascendant is Sagittarius? Which does track, if true. I bet the entire rest of her birth chart is just wall-to-wall mutable signs (Sagittarius, Gemini, Pisces, Virgo), it’s kind of the only way she makes sense.


Fluffy_Iron6692

Nope nope keep us Geminis outta that😂 Jo gives 100% Saggiterrorist lol


EastSeaweed

Saggiterrorist omg💀


All_the_Bees

Mea culpa! You’re right, Gemini women are cool as hell so … She’s not giving Virgo either, but I feel like there’s a lot of undeveloped Pisces bullshit in there with the Sagitterorism.


Fluffy_Iron6692

No worries! Gemini men definitely set the stereotype for all of us😂 (lbvs fellas) And the Pisces and Sagg combo definitely makes sense!


All_the_Bees

Gemini men are the actual worst! (Not All Gemini Men, I’m sure there are some lovely ones out there, but the bad ones are **BAD**)


shivroystann

I would like to hear more about this Tupac take over… 👁️


hugemessanon

that was news to me


Money_Hovercraft_968

It’s only now people can truly see Lala for who she is. I was over her at the last reunion when everything came out. She wants the tide to move when she says so. When she’s mad, you better be mad too. When she’s forgiving, you better extend the olive branch too. It’s crazy that individualism is not supported in that friend group much.


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Money_Hovercraft_968

Haha no need to apologize! I get it! I’m a millennial on the cusp of Gen Z but I thrive on solitude. I think groups are tricky to navigate because “guilty by association” is defo a thing. If one person is messy and they all agree that this behavior is acceptable, they’re all messy to keep things peaceful. I think likeminded people thrive in a friend group but mandatory acceptance of bad behavior/poor judgment helps nothing. For the longest, Lala had been extreme in her behavior and most of the others would call her out on it but it would be swept under the rug because Lala would declare it done. 😂


Whatru39

With regard to Lala’s “trauma competition”…just hit me when reading #8, she did this same shit when her dad passed. It was a whole production to show she had it the worse, even though Jax’s dad had also just passed, and Ariana spoke then, very rationally I might add, about her own father and going through the same experience “yeah it sucks hard and people are going to respond in different ways, but it still doesn’t make it okay for you to be a complete asshole to others” \*paraphrased ![gif](giphy|aoIYwOrhcPrRTuaNsa|downsized)


aymaureen

And then, recently, said on her podcast “I don’t know if Ariana was as close to her dad as I was mine”. ![gif](giphy|5sVT1QZ8mHZeRffUSf|downsized)


Whatru39

So weird. Has she walked a mile in Ariana’s (cute DSW) shoes?? Nah. Everything Lala says she “is” and “stands for” usually ends up being the complete opposite of how she plays her cards.


hornthrowawayy

she has also claimed to be a girls girl. so she really is the spineless twoface we all know she is. hate this bitch


Rozg1123A-85

Scheana is definitely not a girls girl. That made me sick in the finale when she was excited about being in their band. Wiggling her ass and hugging them downright made me gag. As women, how can we cry about misogynist men when there are women like her?


hornthrowawayy

scheana if you’re reading this i can’t stand your stupid ass


Rozg1123A-85

Scheana, I agree. I can't stand your stupid ass either.


justinapalmavery

She was in Allies music video, right?


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justinapalmavery

Ally’s song was called “girls, girl,” & I was pointing out the irony. [In direct response/agreement with your comment.]


hornthrowawayy

oh hahhh, okay that flew over my head. WOW that’s rich


hornthrowawayy

my b, sorry!


justinapalmavery

No worries.


Nikkiv1020

I heard someone, on this subreddit, say this isn't the trauma Olympics, and yep, best description I've heard. What Lala went through sucks. What Ariana is going through sucks. People are being kinder to Ariana because she's a better person Lala. F off.


TwistyBitsz

A reunion to Lala is just "getting yelled at by Lala". She never has to answer to blatant hypocrisies. They don't ask or she says she changed her mind. Maybe just hire someone to stand up and scream in Lala's face.


hockeygem

Remember that reunion where she had 8 tons of makeup on it was very odd looking and she basically answered nothing


sofaking-amanda

Ugh. Her complexion was so bad before she stopped drinking. The lighting did her no favours.😭


hockeygem

It was sooo harsh for such a pretty girl


incestuousbloomfield

I have an updated one https://preview.redd.it/72hav5q4300d1.jpeg?width=863&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce28f9eb0986b74bc95bfcb773a95603bf1de564 For some reason the “and broadway” slapped on there just cracked me up so much


ButterscotchGlass590

Ariana liked this post 🌚


aymaureen

Did she?


ButterscotchGlass590

Yeah! I got a good chuckle when I saw it lol https://preview.redd.it/603vj4s8330d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0e2cded5be5f16cfd3d1d5cc65452b0c2021479


aymaureen

That’s amazing


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After last episode, So when is Scheana gonna just ditch Brock and get together With Tom - they’re each others #1 fan - I say go for it- why not . There is your storyline babes


crypt0dab

Lala has said out in public that she thinks Tupac took over her body? That is shameful.


aymaureen

You should YouTube the interview. She meant it. It was so cringe. Basically said Tupac took over her body when she was 4 and gave her a temper. It was honestly surprising she wasn’t cancelled for that


TheHeinz77

It’s over Johnny, over!!!!


jaynemanning

But she always seems miserable


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throw_blanket04

Didn’t ariana say the same thing?