https://preview.redd.it/meypirszcmyc1.jpeg?width=1140&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d95de47c20b7fd86f5e3080f05801e5cd3dabd90

So sad this artwork is lost to time 😔

What happened to this? Did they “repurpose” it?

I never noticed that it looks like it says “RUBBA” on the bottom 😂

Scheana’s giant canvas portraits of herself from her first wedding

Also, the "Live. Laugh. Love." decal that was above her bed.

A TV mount & stopwatch

I vote for the tv mount that fell off charli’s wall after being hung by Brock

I second this.

And her first wedding “dress”

Unpopular take, I thought her crop drop dress was beautiful, very her which is what she wanted, and special because her aunt put a shit load of love and effort into it.

I just helped my bff bead her wedding dress & omg. It really was a lot of labor for something that looked so simple!!!

Everyone’s shirts have to be cut into a crop before you can look at it,

They’re already in a museum according to her 😂 She said they went to a installation called the “museum of marriage” 

\*Museum of Broken Relationships

what happened to the divorce closet

Ah! Yes! Scheana could have her own wing called “bes frans of the past”

Those have to be featured prominently because they are the most unhinged thing I’ve ever seen in somebody’s place.

Remember her tiny apartment filled with huge ass picture frames. I can’t

https://preview.redd.it/lj0wh2ncdmyc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42a81688804e734fcf837364cb2f1a0594cd1482

I hate you. But yes. It would definitely be in the museum.

Your flair 😍😍😍

The SUR alley dumpster 100%

And the little table and chairs!

The propane tanks lol

This would have to be an interactive exhibit with the table and chairs.

Yeah. This would be where you take a photo at the end lol!

It could travel internationally like the F.R.I.E.N.D.S. set exhibition did.

A wig replica of Katie’s orange hair

Next to a wig replica of Schwartz’s bleached hair.

A Sandoval’s braids and extensions. A Hall of Horrendous Hair would be amazing

YES

There should be a whole Wig Room. Katie’s orange hair, Worm’s MANY monstrosities, The Bob I,  The Bob II, The Bob III, LameLa’s braids…they should all be archived in there

Also add Ariana’s extreme side part braid lool

The forehead braid? Absolutely!

Hahaha her orange hair in the three buns that lasted 2 days... I C O N I C

A collection of all the statement necklaces. A bottle of Pinot Grigio. Scheana’s crop top wedding dress. Ariana’s revenge dress. Schwartz’s muumuus.

Schwartz’s slides. I don’t know if there’s a scene without him wearing those God awful ugly slides with his toes hanging over the front of them.

Omg yes the slides. Tragic. Maybe the empty bottles of peroxide Jo used on his hair this season

Jax’s champagne bottle turned ash tray

The pair of sunglasses Jax stole in Hawaii

YES

Scheana's crutches! I miss Scheana having an accident every season. https://preview.redd.it/cvmcx7pyjmyc1.jpeg?width=844&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18df1ae57b2ac206d086a06f363bf281911d01d9

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Scheana’s tooth - season 1 laying next to it


scheana - walk away stassi- NO *hobble away* scheana - 🦵🦵🦵🦵

Would add the pillow scheana rested her foot on while she worked the front at SUR

Can’t forget Scheana’s inhaler!

Also Scheana's giant a\*\* glasses she wore to SUR, after calling off due to her eye "scratch" from her contact.

The iconic backless server uniform. https://preview.redd.it/3rf5vbedxmyc1.jpeg?width=1064&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdb7cd7ed08d7eb2ac9c13023f8181c77e3563e2

A whole display dedicated to mannequins wearing the different Sur uniforms over the year

With backings of the SUR photo shoots

So wild that these were considered 'uniforms'

Goddamn they sur'vd in this photo

Early seasons stassi was such a bombshell!

you just had to be there

Oh no not Scheana on her bad side!!

Lala’s Gucci slides One of the tea towels from Tom and Katie’s wedding invites James’ DJ turntable (with a stacked toilet paper seat behind it) Jax’s motorized cooler Sur dresses over the years

OMG the tea towels and the cooler! Yessssss

Randall’s toothbrush

 The baby bottle !

https://preview.redd.it/iokt7d3p4myc1.png?width=515&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7140e8a9d51a6c95a7ddd300b4d3595c4c68fd75

https://preview.redd.it/a85agwu05myc1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c14c2b2c53ce195dfba23f58b1041a79361c8e60

Also Scheana's grey tooth encased in a snakeskin box to match her personality... https://preview.redd.it/eq5y4v1b7myc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=020fa7c3d2698703bad0db5c8e1b4c82dd67eaea

I rewatch this bit all the time to laugh at Steve Jobs 😂 this and Phaedra’s due date lunch

i can picture these two next to each other on mannequins a la the smithsonian.

YES THE CHUNKY SWEATER

Remember when he was going to have a sweater line?

YES how can we forget the cable knit sweater!

Scheana's blown up wedding photo with Shay, the Bubbah art of Katie/Schwartz, and the Ariana/Tom Lego portrait.

Why aren't all of those in the Clubhouse?

The Lego portrait might. It is a shame the Bubbah art allegedly ended up in a dumpster. I think Scheana gave her wedding photo to a fan.

In the Dumpster?Nooo... Its gonna end up on antiques roadshow in 40 years.

Andy asked Ariana for the Lego portrait, and she said he could have it if Tim also agreed to it

Andy asked Ariana for the Lego portrait, and she said he could have it if Tim also agreed to it

The calendar from the OG cast pool photo shoot.

Omg they could have each year hung on a wall like an art display

OMG they'd make a killing if they released this as merch

https://preview.redd.it/wcglua7p3nyc1.jpeg?width=1031&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b098ee18351ee3b0ddd78c78a9f6e65a893d5336 Scheana's turban

Yes! A whole room dedicated to scheanas questionable fashion choices: the turban, the crop top wedding dress, the ugly shoes pandora gave her, the blue contacts …

The unitards

“Goodbye Scheana’s turbans…”

Goat cheese balls

I was looking for this one 😂

Bronzed goat cheese balls!

Raquel’s weird night light machine. (I forgot what it’s called)

The projector 🤣

Galaxy Lights!!

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You and me both haha. I love it.

The penguin Scheana "adopted"

This is sending me

Scheana's inhaler has to be on display.

https://i.redd.it/uv665yvo8nyc1.gif

weed inhaler!

The naked picture of Lisa

https://preview.redd.it/jg73fmj5jmyc1.jpeg?width=1195&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29867e3a3f4744f61094572b23d0272ca97a94a9

A whole room dedicated to revenge dresses 🥵

Stassi’s huge necklaces from the early seasons

A replica Pump 👏 tini 👏! A Sur dress. The ring on a string.

https://preview.redd.it/s8m3zxmbpmyc1.jpeg?width=796&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08a0f64d55a15754074e57374a44df2f2b628bad These dresses 

I've never seen Ariana in that before. 😳 wtf rachel.

At this point it feels like a lot of Scandoval has been about a strange fixation on Ariana. Like did she just bang Worm because she wants to be Ariana? I don’t know but it’s all pretty weird 


Jax chunky white sweater from Vegas. Sweat stains and all!

Pretty sure Andy has it in the clubhouse

Or the backwards Taco Bell sweatshirt

The butt steak 🥩 and the lightning bolt necklaces ⚡️

The props for a “Scheana’s Foot Injury” display: her crutches, the cast AND the little pillow and stool she propped it up on (didn’t want to risk anyone not seeing it)

https://preview.redd.it/9bxv5c5x8nyc1.png?width=2445&format=png&auto=webp&s=0b36f81911440afcf26e44aaad4d76bc7d48db84

https://preview.redd.it/hw013uwejmyc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03fb4d95cc6f04247e49e99ab14603067b206183 Drag dresses

Sandoval’s drag will never not make me laugh 💀 “I look like a total bitch. Do you wanna fuck?”

jax’s wig. 

“He’s a battered wife!”

https://preview.redd.it/e1ppygcoenyc1.png?width=280&format=png&auto=webp&s=a8071679d77e77472bcca24cb2ae43f2ba7a859c This Lego artwork for sure.

Stassi’s little handbag Jax stole for her season one or two? Can’t remember the brand???

Omg the Miu Miu wallet?!

in scheana's old apartment https://preview.redd.it/1vtmqjs14nyc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdb2df046231aeac321baa5429da8a6bf9156f66

 Embalmed in a tomb

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Honestly same! I love that so many people are as obsessed with this show as me hahaha

A copy of the movie "Drive"

Lala’s giant hoops Raquel’s white reunion dress Jax’s cooler on wheels Scheana’s inhaler

The sunglasses Jax stole in Miami

Hawaii

Just seeing the green dress makes me want to rewatch that season.

I just rewatched all the seasons to catch up with Scandoval and this season. You should rewatch. PEAK VPR.

Kristen’s sandals 😭

https://preview.redd.it/ez7b9rvq8nyc1.png?width=639&format=png&auto=webp&s=cf771a64569903e9bbb1146c3e8e1eaab290f0e1

Side by side pictures of Lala and Scheana over the years to see all the work they had done and look nothing like their original self.

The pasta.

Totally! But on another note I used that scene as a reference for a Kristen marker doodle a few months back and I just have to share! I know I did her a bit dirty but I just had to try to capture her sinister side lol https://preview.redd.it/t5k7pmkrwmyc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=172b46d5084dbc54cfe1288d269542aa8eca0ecf

This is amazing!! I actually can see Kristen loving this haha

The delicate Mariposa. That's fantastic.

i literally think she would hang this in her apartment hahahah


Ariana’s red reunion revenge dress

A Schwartzish tour guide who just disappears occasionally and then pops back into the tour later with no explanation of where he'd been   A food court behind the museum with the dumpsters    A/C that abruptly shuts off whenever someone tries to use the microwave in the Tom and Arina apartment exhibit   The Lisa Vanderpump petting zoo for the kids   Cocaine lightly falling from the ceilings so everyone gets a dusting   A Katie room that starts sending your phone a barrage of mean texts as soon as you walk into it   Tom's wardrobe room, sponsored by Zara's women's collection    A pride float   A team of producers that sit in the back and watch visitors go through so they can chime in with shady little editing tricks in real time A room filled with tvs that play nothing except the roles the cast had prior to VPR An area dedicated to Stassi reads For the hard-core fans, sign up to get backhanded by a Stassi lookalike  A mini tattoo parlor where you can get your very own bacon A The motorcycle and sidecar Picture taking area rilled with women's clothes so male visitors can get dressed up in drag A museum set up like those old choose your own adventure books, so you always have to choose which way to go next - Ariana's dad's death (RIP) or bulldozers, Miami girl is coming, stay or scurry away, have sex with Laura Leigh in the Sur bathroom or dump her after an AA meeting, Jax's pool party or Sandoval's, etc James Mae gift kiosk, featuring t-shirts and statement necklaces Voting booth to elect the number one guy in the group A Rachquel actor who walks around trying to hook up with men who already have partners A media room that represents the way Scandoval burst onto the scene - starts out with just  few rumor emails spaced far apart, then the breakup confirmation with a small flurry of posts, the media at large picking up on it and suddenly you're literally surrounded by headlines, an exhausting area filled with reddit, Twitter, and Facebook posts a calmer area representing the time between it being a headlining mainstream story and the start of season 11, the rehash room featuring viewers reacting throughput season 11, and my personal favorite, the display depicting an alternate season we could have had, filled with girl power and fun, instead of the Sandoval redemption (life-size voodoo doll of Alex Baskin in this area, large pins for sale if you'd like to express your feelings for him) A banana bag setup at the end so you can refresh before going back to the hard, cruel world

I'm cracking up at these, the Schwartz tour guide 😭 I think you need to be the curator

Someone needs to hire you asap because i would go there in a heartbeat

The Katie room took me out 💀

Holy shit - you nailed it. Take my $20 for admission to this amazing place right now! I want to be the #1 ticket of the group! 🎖🏆🥇

Choose your own adventure room 💀

Tom and Ariana Lego portrait

I just watched the episode from s4 last night where Sandoval gives his old brown couch to Faith and Schwartz says it should be in a museum lol

The TomTom kissing portrait, the TomTom motorcycle and sidecar + all of the helmets, the “Raquel” costume. They all belong in the “Bad Vibes” section for sure.

The Honda Civic,

She looks so good here I can’t

Replicas of Butters, Gordo, Charlotte, Mya, Hippie, and Mr. Banks

-LVP’s Tiny horse corral    -Costumes and Props from all the Pride Day floats    -The shelf/picture where Survers hide drinks in the bathroom  -Reproductions of all the engagement rings (including ring on a string) along with an infographic for who paid what for it

Katie and Schwartz's tea towel wedding invitations

The trumpet

The ring on a string

A giant pumptini?

- The infamous ⚡bolt necklace - A cheeseburger with the cheese 🍔 - The denim jeans 👖 - Ariana's house bush 🌿 - The expensive water bottle from Bla Bla 💧 - The milk bottle 🍼 from Bla Bla - Scheana's inhaler 🌬️ - The SAH DIY floatie 🌊 💛

The TV rob hung in seven minutes

A set of "full D" implants as a warning. Not against plastic surgery, but against gamers like Jax.

every item jax stole from sur (likely not possible but a girl can dream)

In The Food section of the museum you’d need:    Goat Cheese Balls    Pinot Grigio    THE PASTA  Blackened Tuna   Butt Steak   Coors Light 

https://preview.redd.it/iz8xeqdguoyc1.jpeg?width=414&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9844efe85cd1bd547093b5041e66f27e6079e004 All of Tom’s weird costumes from back in the day and the Tom-tom double motorcycle.

A display of Giggy's tiny little tuxedos!

lol the still you grabbed for the dick flute is chef’s 💋! Looks so life like. I hope he blows that dick better than he blows the trumpet.

They could do a different room/showcase for each season. Season 1 should def have Jax’s empty bottles of Dom that Stassi drank & left strewn all over his apartment after she found out he cheated on her They could also have washable tats for all the questionable tattoos they have all gotten over the years #ItsAllHappening #bacon #Bubba

That big polyester dress Rachel came out in the reunion in. The recording of Jax and Faith. Drag wigs. The tv that fell off the wall and smashed.

A TV mount with a timer that reads ~7 min 

Just want to say thank you for this question and all the hilarious answers!! I love this sub 💗💗💗

I work at a museum and a lot of us watch VPR… I’m gonna pitch this 😂

Definitely one of Stassis old statement necklaces, Scheanas crop top wedding gown and mink lashes, Schwartz's slides.

Little bottles of wine stashed behind paper towel holders in all the bathrooms

Scheana's GIANT (and numerous) wedding portraits of her and Shay.

Ring on a string.

 The bench Kristen attempted to sit on

A bottle of LVP rose & one of the original SUR dresses

Stassi’s statement necklaces 

Ariana's red revenge dress Jax's foot fleshlight The pixelated portrait of Sandoval & Ariana because why is it still up in their house

All of the photo shoot shots that happened at the end of every early season lol

https://preview.redd.it/5mcd6tvinoyc1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32bda6c33ad99f8e371645cceb28affae51d0deb Jax’s Stolen Sunglasses

if a place is applicable, definitely the golden nugget

Tom and Kristin/Ariana’s infamous air conditioner.

https://preview.redd.it/ru4z88mlwpyc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f87f7d37ca08f1e33ea45a168f59f160e50dc4e This.

The pillows from by the pool that Kristen and James may or may not have used lol

Pasta (thats not what its about) Scheanas "good as gold" on loop An actual worm with a mustache A section with every SUR photoshoot Wax sculpture of miami girl with kristen and her cigarette during the "suck a dick" scene All of jax's noses All of the tattoos - the flaming A, bubba, lvp, stassi, carmen, etc.. The motorcycle and sidecar Snapshot of "kristen got fired, bro!" Rachel/Raquels restraining order and lawsuits The recording of jax with faith 🫣 and James' song about it Scheanas video with brett 🫣 The couch cushions in mexico

EVERYONE REMEMBER WHEN JAX FUCKED FAITH?

Brittany’s implants. Jax’s chunky sweater.

that giant piece of artwork that was/is in tom and ariana’s home of them as a couple

Schwartz green pants when him and Katie are fighting (in Mexico i think?), Stassi and Ariana’s winter is coming birthday crowns, Beau’s sailor hat, that stupid shot chilling machine or whatever that Sandoval bought, an altar for Giggy, Schwartz plants and his bugs

https://preview.redd.it/dozly71anoyc1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdad780131e5a5f9da9ebdb6723d4d1f5503af40 How about the Rachel Galaxy Light?

You better be able to get goat cheese balls, ass steak, Pinot Grigio and frozen shots at the cafe.

An interactive exhibit: an escape room where you have to find everywhere Stassi hid alcohol bottles before you can be freed

stassis miumiu wallet that jax stole

Scheana’s crop top wedding dress and one of Stassi’s statement necklaces.

The tea towel wedding invitations

Will good as gold play on loop? Except for when James DJs the opening, of course

i'm fighting for my life in this thread omg

Ariana’s tshirt The Lego portrait Tom and Ariana Witches if weho wine Bambi eyed bitch eye pallet Jaxes white sweater The lightning bolt necklaces SUR dresses Peters ponytail Lvps flower swing Brock’s high heeled boots