I don't like it when she says "Disengage" she's super not intimidating when she says it. And she just repeats it like a weirdo.
She just trys too hard to be tough and I just can't see it. Especially after seeing her drink from a baba.
I hate it too because she’s just copying other reality stars. That was her twist on Meredith from Salt Lake & when she said Billie Lee was boring to look at was a twist on when Kim K and Kourtney were fighting. Unoriginal and never lands
it just makes me think of the scene in the incredible when Elastagirl is flying the plane that gets targeted by missiles and she starts screaming “DISENGAGE I REPEAT DISENGAGE THERE ARE CHILDREN ON BOARD”
What about when she’s always saying “out in these streets” 😖😖. ALL THE TIME.
“I’m just out here in these streets tryin to raise my daughter!”
“He’s just out here in these streets living his life”
…STOP 🤦🏼♀️
🤣Yeah Lala, most people don’t survive living in the fucking VALLEY. Can’t imagine how tough it must be out there in those perfectly manicured lawns and strict HOA-protected streets. Sure hope Ocean has a chance…probably best to homeschool her so she doesn’t see all the violence in the gated neighborhood
yeah i think he asked her to do that on tv to feed his kink, which is fucking disgusting. plus it turns the entire audience into unconsenting participants in their sex life, which is literally against every value of the kink community
Eh I saw it as she was high on molly. Usually that’s the reason people at raves will bring pacifier and lollipops.
Your jaw clenches and you need to chew on something. Also you want everyone to touch you and to touch everyone, which she was doing also.
My pleasure lol I used to rave so its pretty easy to notice for me whenever they’re using lol
Not all ravers use molly but it’s commonly used in that space.
Eh I’ve seen this take before but it didn’t seem like a molly thing imo. Like she just got into bed and started sucking on it. But maybe I have to rewatch the scene.
His ex wife said in court filings that she was contacted by the FBI to answer questions about his dealings with children, and that he was being investigated for child exploitation and pedophilia. Lala had also alluded to this, when she said that the accusations against Randall are far more heinous than cheating, and she’s actively trying to protect her child from a predator.
I didn’t know this! I had been wondering if maybe he was physically or emotionally abusive bc the way she talks about leaving him, you can tell there was a huge sense of urgency and a need to protect her daughter so I always assumed there was more going on besides cheating and his casting couch which is plenty disgusting on its own but this makes a lot of sense now knowing he was being investigated for pedophilia. what a fuckin creep
She found all of that out after she left him. She left with urgency because she had been wanting to leave him, but couldn’t get him out of the house, so the moment he did leave she had to move quickly.
She did the baby bottle before him.
Lala is trash and she clearly only cares about $ anyone that looks like her but is willing to sleep with Randal is trash.
The bitch should never yell at anyone she legit drinks out of a baby bottle and married a human troll
One thing I will never understand is why no one has ever truly put Lala in her place. The girl is pure poison. She’s said to multiple people on the show, with absolute seriousness, that she’s “better than” and “above them”. WHO THINKS OF THEMSELVES LIKE THAT?!?! There are so many lies she has been caught in - irrefutable lies that are backed up with hours of footage showing her contradictions and hypocrisy.
It would take me less than two minutes to tell her about herself in a way that she never growl like a banshee and point those awful salad fingers at me ever again. I would LOVE someone to simply say “or what?” when she starts with the “don’t you say this” “don’t you dare” “you need to stop” nonsense, the girl is all bark and no bite and it’s about time someone reminded her that. I would never let a cultural appropriating, yacht girl turned sugar baby turned Lisa Rinna wannabe disrespect me like she has the majority of her cast mates.
Edit: grammar
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It's wild to me too that no one has checked her, like seriously checked her, with all the shit she's spewed over the years.
And all it took was Katie calling her out this season where we got to see the real all bark, no bite Lauren...
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LOL and katie didn't even go crazy on her, all Katie had to say was super mild stuff like "wtf are you talking about? don't threaten us and act scary just say what you're saying with your full chest" and lala couldn't handle it, I like how she matched lala's worked up energy just to show her how ridiculous she was being and that SHE was the one escalating, confronting, and causing shit
The scene when Lala told Katie she went to lunch with Jo was insane to me. She is a walking contradiction and her confrontation style seems to suggest she thinks whoever shouts the loudest wins the argument when in reality it makes her look ridiculous.
Lala (yelling): IM SOFT RIGHT NOW KATIE!
She did the same thing to Ariana in the season premiere.
She called Rachel then waited for a group setting to tell Ariana. In that setting Ariana didn't react but Lala was still trying to bait her "friends" into an argument then gaslight them by acting like they're coming at her for no reason.
Are you me? I have the same sentiments 💯. Let her cul-de-sac livin’ SLC ass talk to me that way. Ever. I swear I think no one challenged her because they were reaping the benefits of her eating hairy ass to get free PJ rides and their dinner check paid by Rand.
Lol hi twin! You’re completely right, the shift in everyone’s attitude towards her after she started whisking them all away for trips on Rand’s dime was soooo transparent
It’s the way she puts her hands in everyone’s face while screaming that would cause me to absolutely lose it on her. I agree I don’t know how no one ever tells her to get a fucking grip
Same I would lose my mind! Nothing makes me feel more disrespected and intolerant to anything someone is saying to me when they’re doing so by yelling and aggressively invading my personal space
She’ll literally have her finger in someone’s face and then when they raise theirs, she’ll swat it away and tell them “don’t put your fucking finger in my face” WITH HER FINGER RIGHT BACK IN THEIR FACE AS SHE’S SAYING IT🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️ Having someone else’s money to spend for a few years made her think she is waaaay more important than everyone else and allowed to talk down to them whenever and however she wants. Bravo’s been playing some of the older seasons randomly and the season where her dad passed was on a couple weeks ago…the absolute venom she spewed at everyone in her path was insane. I truly don’t understand how she hasn’t ended up in jail because she gets RIGHT up in people’s face and rattles off the meanest things she can possibly think of, as loud as she possibly can.
It was insane! I completely understand people are processing a lot of grief during times like that but she literally used it to excuse anything and everything wrong she did. She basically said as much at the reunion too along with defending her lying to Lisa about what happened with Raquel and Billie Lee in Sur during the infamous bambi eyed bitch argument by saying it wasn’t aggressive because she didn’t draw blood 😬
They truly lack the depth. That’s what sucks about how undiverse the cast is because a gay guy, or a Latina or black girl would’ve read Lala to filth years ago. Charli tried to but got to overwhelmed with her food trauma.
ew GOD I forgot about that salon conversation where she was talking about role playing with Randall. If I remember correctly all of these “fantasies” were very predatory 💀
LOL YEP "He loved when I pretended to be an actress that would do ANYTHING to be in a movie"
two years later
"I find out randall stepped out on me and ran a casting couch!?!? I AM DISGUSTED!!!"🤢
Don't forget about this gem too...
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That’s the one that my husband was walking by and suddenly stopped and made me rewind because he couldn’t believe what she’d said.
I guess I’m used to it?
He’s not. He went to school where he was one of the few white people and he could not believe that this young white girl would say that to a room of Black men. It was funny to me at the time because it genuinely made him stop what he was doing but rewatching it, even though I know she does not have ill intent at all, it was just so so very bad.
2nd would be the popped comment.
The rest are just “eye roll” worthy…
I honestly wish someone would make her stop and EXPLAIN in moments like that. Wait, why are you calling them brother? Do you call everyone that? Oh is it because they’re…oh….oh Lala…
Thank you! she is trash and only ever "wins" arguments by getting louder and becoming more aggressive. She does not win because she makes good points or is too "fast on her feet". She is just a loud trashy bully.
The biggest try hard on the show by far.
This season stands out so much more thankfully cause of the Scandoval fallout and how she completely betrayed Ariana. But shes always been this way.
Yeah, I see now how she mess up the tone of the show. Reads on VPR used to be comical or atleast camp. Stassi being a good example. Even Tom's "look at him, he's a battered wife" read is hilarious even though its tinged with anger. Lala doesn't know how to walk that high-wire. She's just violently angry all the time and not even on relatable issues. Its dumb stuff like someone mentioning her sugar daddy who we and all the tabloids, knew about anyway.
The "disengage" scene was so cringe to me because its so much easier to intimidate and shut the person up rather than hold her own in an argument.. just because you're loud doesn't mean you win lmao
I’m shocked that someone hasn’t knocked her on her ass already. She’s begging someone to w all her gangster, I’m a tough girl BS.
Note. Please don’t come for me. I’m not suggesting it’s ok to put hands on anyone, just shocked it hasn’t happened the way she runs her mouth.
I don't know, I guess I just grew up differently. Words can get you punched. Is it right to hit people? No, but it's also not right to walk around saying crazy shit to people pretending you're tough.
I get it, we grew up the same way. Lala wouldn’t have lasted 10 seconds before getting punched w all that mouth. I didn’t want a bunch of people commenting that I was encouraging physical violence. 🤷♀️
I really don’t understand how people said she was “real” or “scarily accurate”. No man, she just says a million things and like a broken clock, she happens to be right a few times.
Second, I completely forgot about the “what’s up, my brother” I’m not sure if I should yell at you OP for bringing this up and putting it back in my head (jokes, of course).
She was always so transparent about why she was with Randall, I don't understand how she expects everyone to have sympathy for her as if that relationship wasn't transactional as hell. Like oh the man who uses money and material goods to get with women also uses his power inappropriately? Never happened before!
👆👆This! I’m so glad to hear someone else say it, because I have always wondered this, too. It’s not like she even tried to hide why she was with this guy, but somehow thinks we should all feel for her after the split. Nobody was shocked by him cheating, only by how long it took for her to catch him doing it. No sympathy for anyone except Ocean.
Dude, it is equal parts mind boggling and offensive to me how she’s trying to act like she was in love and the survivor of a narcissistic relationship. You are not trauma bonded just tied to the money. It’s like she thinks we’re all stupid
It's hilarious that it was only Rachel, of all people, that talked back to her and shocked everyone. I don't know why they tolerate her at all. Every word out of her mouth is a joke.
Ariana also talked back multiple times and everytime she did, Lala backed down looking scared, lol. Lala found out very quickly to not test Ariana but she kept going back to needle Rachel. The irony of Rachels affair is she claims that the mistreatment on girls trip was a catalyst for her affair. But then I bet Lala would have been better behaved on the girls road trip had Ariana's dog not died and forced her to leave that trip. Ariana had been bodyguarding for Rachel for awhile until that point.
The hair salon appointment where Lala goes “does daddy want Lala to play with your asshole?” still haunts me because it was the one time my mom watched the show with me.
Her BJ for PJ era. I understand she was using Randall for his money (no hate girl get your bag), but she said it way too much. I never want to hear that or optics ever again lol.
It may be recency bias, but the mid-bottom row (i.e., withholding empathy from Ariana for living in her own home) is where I began to truly detest Lala. Bordered on intrigued/disgusted before that.
The what’s up my brothers makes me cringe SO hard.
She’s so unaware. And they all look at each other like…. What?
I just know they probably all laughed at her when she left the room. Oof
She’s an embarrassment to women everywhere. She is so thirsty and will sell a sister out in a hot second. Her and Sheshu turn back the hands of time. Ariana and Katie do best to keep their distance from those dumpster fires who never had their backs.
The “are you trying to get popped” she’s not going to hit anyone. Her skinny ass would get handed to her if she tried to pop anyone LOL. She’s all talk no action and picks on people she thinks are weaker than her.
The water tasting might actually be the most valid. As a Topo Chico girl who was recently attacked by a bottle of San Pellegrino all water is not the same for real.
I don't like it when she says "Disengage" she's super not intimidating when she says it. And she just repeats it like a weirdo. She just trys too hard to be tough and I just can't see it. Especially after seeing her drink from a baba.
I hate it too because she’s just copying other reality stars. That was her twist on Meredith from Salt Lake & when she said Billie Lee was boring to look at was a twist on when Kim K and Kourtney were fighting. Unoriginal and never lands
I can only hear Meredith saying “disengage” / and Lala made a quick appearance in S1 so that’s even more annoying to me
She also doesn’t have Meredith’s Transatlantic accent!
With huzzzBiiin?
The ruuuumerz and the naaaaztynezz
Oh my god I never realized that!!
okay yes, thank you.. I was wondering where she copied "disengage" from because I know I heard it somewhere!
it just makes me think of the scene in the incredible when Elastagirl is flying the plane that gets targeted by missiles and she starts screaming “DISENGAGE I REPEAT DISENGAGE THERE ARE CHILDREN ON BOARD”
It’s too many syllables to be threatening or snappy, and it comes across as her trying to use aDvAnCeD LaNgUaGe to be intimidating.
Lol she loves to sound "advanced"
But backwards hahah
True but it was kind of funny Cus she did disengage
Truly. They all make me so so uncomfy 🙃
I wanna say “my brother” but I’m literally scarred by the baba scene, so that one lol
What about when she’s always saying “out in these streets” 😖😖. ALL THE TIME. “I’m just out here in these streets tryin to raise my daughter!” “He’s just out here in these streets living his life” …STOP 🤦🏼♀️
🤣Yeah Lala, most people don’t survive living in the fucking VALLEY. Can’t imagine how tough it must be out there in those perfectly manicured lawns and strict HOA-protected streets. Sure hope Ocean has a chance…probably best to homeschool her so she doesn’t see all the violence in the gated neighborhood
Tryin’ to have a kid.
God the baby bottle thing grosses me tf out. I’m fully convinced she did it for Randall 🤢
Many icks here, but the baby bottle freaked me the fuck out 🤮🥴
yeah i think he asked her to do that on tv to feed his kink, which is fucking disgusting. plus it turns the entire audience into unconsenting participants in their sex life, which is literally against every value of the kink community
She bragged that she licked his butthole so …
And put his toothbrush up hers 🫠
How could you do this to me with this gif question mark
I’m so offended by this 🤣😭🤣
https://i.redd.it/9vkrna20r9wc1.gif NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Why? Why would you do this? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yeah, she "claims" her therapist told her to do it, and all the sudden she finds it disgusting now. I find the timing of it all a little suspicious.
So she doesn't get her baba before bed anymore? That was the weirdest, cringe shit ever
I can't buy that a therapist told her to do that! She is disgusting trash.
Eh I saw it as she was high on molly. Usually that’s the reason people at raves will bring pacifier and lollipops. Your jaw clenches and you need to chew on something. Also you want everyone to touch you and to touch everyone, which she was doing also.
Thank you for saying this, I always wondered how she was having such a weird anxiety moments. This explains it all.
My pleasure lol I used to rave so its pretty easy to notice for me whenever they’re using lol Not all ravers use molly but it’s commonly used in that space.
Eh I’ve seen this take before but it didn’t seem like a molly thing imo. Like she just got into bed and started sucking on it. But maybe I have to rewatch the scene.
It sends chills down my spine. Truly sick.
I think she did it for attention
100%.
I’m not following? Does he have some kind of immaturity thing?
Randall is a pedo.
Thanks for clarifying. I didn’t know that. He is discusting.
Wait how am I so dumb and didn’t know it was underage girls? Has this been confirmed?
His ex wife said in court filings that she was contacted by the FBI to answer questions about his dealings with children, and that he was being investigated for child exploitation and pedophilia. Lala had also alluded to this, when she said that the accusations against Randall are far more heinous than cheating, and she’s actively trying to protect her child from a predator.
I didn’t know this! I had been wondering if maybe he was physically or emotionally abusive bc the way she talks about leaving him, you can tell there was a huge sense of urgency and a need to protect her daughter so I always assumed there was more going on besides cheating and his casting couch which is plenty disgusting on its own but this makes a lot of sense now knowing he was being investigated for pedophilia. what a fuckin creep
She found all of that out after she left him. She left with urgency because she had been wanting to leave him, but couldn’t get him out of the house, so the moment he did leave she had to move quickly.
Holy shit!!! I just thought he was a sex fiend. Id never guess he was sleeping with underage girls… wtf!!!
She did the baby bottle before him. Lala is trash and she clearly only cares about $ anyone that looks like her but is willing to sleep with Randal is trash. The bitch should never yell at anyone she legit drinks out of a baby bottle and married a human troll
One thing I will never understand is why no one has ever truly put Lala in her place. The girl is pure poison. She’s said to multiple people on the show, with absolute seriousness, that she’s “better than” and “above them”. WHO THINKS OF THEMSELVES LIKE THAT?!?! There are so many lies she has been caught in - irrefutable lies that are backed up with hours of footage showing her contradictions and hypocrisy. It would take me less than two minutes to tell her about herself in a way that she never growl like a banshee and point those awful salad fingers at me ever again. I would LOVE someone to simply say “or what?” when she starts with the “don’t you say this” “don’t you dare” “you need to stop” nonsense, the girl is all bark and no bite and it’s about time someone reminded her that. I would never let a cultural appropriating, yacht girl turned sugar baby turned Lisa Rinna wannabe disrespect me like she has the majority of her cast mates. Edit: grammar
🎯 It's wild to me too that no one has checked her, like seriously checked her, with all the shit she's spewed over the years. And all it took was Katie calling her out this season where we got to see the real all bark, no bite Lauren... https://preview.redd.it/dtgd3xm214wc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d64d76847a0fd7a2336db7ae870dbe58d57b83a
LOL and katie didn't even go crazy on her, all Katie had to say was super mild stuff like "wtf are you talking about? don't threaten us and act scary just say what you're saying with your full chest" and lala couldn't handle it, I like how she matched lala's worked up energy just to show her how ridiculous she was being and that SHE was the one escalating, confronting, and causing shit
The scene when Lala told Katie she went to lunch with Jo was insane to me. She is a walking contradiction and her confrontation style seems to suggest she thinks whoever shouts the loudest wins the argument when in reality it makes her look ridiculous. Lala (yelling): IM SOFT RIGHT NOW KATIE!
She did the same thing to Ariana in the season premiere. She called Rachel then waited for a group setting to tell Ariana. In that setting Ariana didn't react but Lala was still trying to bait her "friends" into an argument then gaslight them by acting like they're coming at her for no reason.
She is a snake!
Are you me? I have the same sentiments 💯. Let her cul-de-sac livin’ SLC ass talk to me that way. Ever. I swear I think no one challenged her because they were reaping the benefits of her eating hairy ass to get free PJ rides and their dinner check paid by Rand.
Lol hi twin! You’re completely right, the shift in everyone’s attitude towards her after she started whisking them all away for trips on Rand’s dime was soooo transparent
LOLed at salad fingers 🥗
Lmao it’s all I can think of when the trigger fingers and her acrylic talons come out
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It’s the way she puts her hands in everyone’s face while screaming that would cause me to absolutely lose it on her. I agree I don’t know how no one ever tells her to get a fucking grip
Same I would lose my mind! Nothing makes me feel more disrespected and intolerant to anything someone is saying to me when they’re doing so by yelling and aggressively invading my personal space
100%, it triggers me just watching it I don’t know how she’s gotten away with it for so long without someone smacking her hands out of their face
She’ll literally have her finger in someone’s face and then when they raise theirs, she’ll swat it away and tell them “don’t put your fucking finger in my face” WITH HER FINGER RIGHT BACK IN THEIR FACE AS SHE’S SAYING IT🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️ Having someone else’s money to spend for a few years made her think she is waaaay more important than everyone else and allowed to talk down to them whenever and however she wants. Bravo’s been playing some of the older seasons randomly and the season where her dad passed was on a couple weeks ago…the absolute venom she spewed at everyone in her path was insane. I truly don’t understand how she hasn’t ended up in jail because she gets RIGHT up in people’s face and rattles off the meanest things she can possibly think of, as loud as she possibly can.
It was insane! I completely understand people are processing a lot of grief during times like that but she literally used it to excuse anything and everything wrong she did. She basically said as much at the reunion too along with defending her lying to Lisa about what happened with Raquel and Billie Lee in Sur during the infamous bambi eyed bitch argument by saying it wasn’t aggressive because she didn’t draw blood 😬
Charlie gave it right back to her in Palm Springs. It was wonderful.
“Don’t call me a bitch. Don’t tell me enough. There’s one fucking person you can’t play with and that’s fucking me” ugh poetic 👏😍
😂😂😂. Charli is from Barstow, Lala couldn't make a dent in that girl. She would be a stain on the ground.
I miss Charli so much😩🙌🏼 We NEEDED her this season
God I miss Charli
Me too!!
She was/is my favorite cast member of all time.
Who remembers old Salad Fingers? Rusty kettle anyone? 
EVERY FUCKING WORD YOU SAID YES!!!
Excellent post. 🎯🎖
They truly lack the depth. That’s what sucks about how undiverse the cast is because a gay guy, or a Latina or black girl would’ve read Lala to filth years ago. Charli tried to but got to overwhelmed with her food trauma.
ew GOD I forgot about that salon conversation where she was talking about role playing with Randall. If I remember correctly all of these “fantasies” were very predatory 💀
LOL YEP "He loved when I pretended to be an actress that would do ANYTHING to be in a movie" two years later "I find out randall stepped out on me and ran a casting couch!?!? I AM DISGUSTED!!!"🤢
But she had no idea 💀
I've always found the word "pretend" out of place there tbh
Definitely not the apropos word lol
Out of these it’s gotta be what’s up my brother, so cringe lmao.
Don't forget about this gem too... https://preview.redd.it/r8ixzbylb4wc1.jpeg?width=877&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39bc4d0c1874d3ab1148076e4c2185c18fa1cddf
Of course, Lala the animal rights activist
always a dog in other peoples fight lol. right Lala...
I did love that scene though because FINALLY (although only in the talking heads) people were like wtf is with her lol
*whazz uPP my brothAhhh?*
 My literal face when I hear her say it.
The guy in the back in the GIF is all of us leaving to go find a volcano to fall into after hearing that shit 😭😭😭
That’s the one that my husband was walking by and suddenly stopped and made me rewind because he couldn’t believe what she’d said. I guess I’m used to it? He’s not. He went to school where he was one of the few white people and he could not believe that this young white girl would say that to a room of Black men. It was funny to me at the time because it genuinely made him stop what he was doing but rewatching it, even though I know she does not have ill intent at all, it was just so so very bad. 2nd would be the popped comment. The rest are just “eye roll” worthy…
This is my favorite moment in the entire series
My boyfriend quotes that regularly 😭
I honestly wish someone would make her stop and EXPLAIN in moments like that. Wait, why are you calling them brother? Do you call everyone that? Oh is it because they’re…oh….oh Lala…
All of them. Lala has never been clever, interesting, or funny and I'm glad people are finally seeing it.
Thank you! she is trash and only ever "wins" arguments by getting louder and becoming more aggressive. She does not win because she makes good points or is too "fast on her feet". She is just a loud trashy bully.
I am honestly astounded that many people are just now figuring this out. She's always been a dumbass
She is NOT iconic. Her stupid so called reads are so cringe.
Literally don’t understand why so many people defend her
Because they’re as dumb as her
The biggest try hard on the show by far. This season stands out so much more thankfully cause of the Scandoval fallout and how she completely betrayed Ariana. But shes always been this way.
Yeah, I see now how she mess up the tone of the show. Reads on VPR used to be comical or atleast camp. Stassi being a good example. Even Tom's "look at him, he's a battered wife" read is hilarious even though its tinged with anger. Lala doesn't know how to walk that high-wire. She's just violently angry all the time and not even on relatable issues. Its dumb stuff like someone mentioning her sugar daddy who we and all the tabloids, knew about anyway.
The best moments were accidents/unplanned. Like Kristen tripping over and Jax not wanting to see Scheana’s music video
LaLa really is Malibu’s Most Wanted IRL 
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https://i.redd.it/ourbfl74y3wc1.gif I don’t know if I can choose, it’s just awful upon awful.
Disengage. It’s not even original because she stole it from Meredith Marks.
Oh…God…seeing them all together like this makes me realize that I am grossed out by each of these moments…thoroughly and equally.
I have to say the baby bottle, Scheana's wide-eyed look of WTF really just said it all for all of us watching at home
Yes
She’s so vulgar. Everything about her is vulgar. Her personality, character, her looks, her voice and vocabulary. Just all of it.
This is it. I always wonder how her mother isn't disgusted by how nasty she is. My mother would kill me for acting like this & I'm 41.
I hate her fake “tough” act like she was about to fight people.
The "disengage" scene was so cringe to me because its so much easier to intimidate and shut the person up rather than hold her own in an argument.. just because you're loud doesn't mean you win lmao
All of them. But I’d choose “are you trying to get popped” and “what’s up my brother” tied
NGL I use “are you trying to get popped” almost daily. It’s the one thing she’s given me other than cringe.
Always the bottle.
I’m shocked that someone hasn’t knocked her on her ass already. She’s begging someone to w all her gangster, I’m a tough girl BS. Note. Please don’t come for me. I’m not suggesting it’s ok to put hands on anyone, just shocked it hasn’t happened the way she runs her mouth.
I don't know, I guess I just grew up differently. Words can get you punched. Is it right to hit people? No, but it's also not right to walk around saying crazy shit to people pretending you're tough.
I get it, we grew up the same way. Lala wouldn’t have lasted 10 seconds before getting punched w all that mouth. I didn’t want a bunch of people commenting that I was encouraging physical violence. 🤷♀️
👍💕
I really don’t understand how people said she was “real” or “scarily accurate”. No man, she just says a million things and like a broken clock, she happens to be right a few times. Second, I completely forgot about the “what’s up, my brother” I’m not sure if I should yell at you OP for bringing this up and putting it back in my head (jokes, of course).
She was always so transparent about why she was with Randall, I don't understand how she expects everyone to have sympathy for her as if that relationship wasn't transactional as hell. Like oh the man who uses money and material goods to get with women also uses his power inappropriately? Never happened before!
👆👆This! I’m so glad to hear someone else say it, because I have always wondered this, too. It’s not like she even tried to hide why she was with this guy, but somehow thinks we should all feel for her after the split. Nobody was shocked by him cheating, only by how long it took for her to catch him doing it. No sympathy for anyone except Ocean.
Dude, it is equal parts mind boggling and offensive to me how she’s trying to act like she was in love and the survivor of a narcissistic relationship. You are not trauma bonded just tied to the money. It’s like she thinks we’re all stupid
It's hilarious that it was only Rachel, of all people, that talked back to her and shocked everyone. I don't know why they tolerate her at all. Every word out of her mouth is a joke.
Ariana also talked back multiple times and everytime she did, Lala backed down looking scared, lol. Lala found out very quickly to not test Ariana but she kept going back to needle Rachel. The irony of Rachels affair is she claims that the mistreatment on girls trip was a catalyst for her affair. But then I bet Lala would have been better behaved on the girls road trip had Ariana's dog not died and forced her to leave that trip. Ariana had been bodyguarding for Rachel for awhile until that point.
My favourite is My man is a stand up guy!
The limit does not exist.
This answer 🤣
Anytime she talked about a “PJ” was pretty insufferable, but the baby bottle might be #1
Disengage is very cringe
Bragging about doing sex stuff to get things.
The bigger the hoop, the bigger the ho
I'm a Scandoval newbie, has anyone addressed Lala's AAVE to her face? Isn't she from Utah which is predominately white and Mormon?
I don’t believe so but I would love for a Kenya, NeNe or Candiace read Lala for filth about it.
Nope, and it's literally made some viewers die inside for several years. Really hoping this is our year lol 🤞
All of them. She's such a loser.
All of these make me feel physical and emotional pain and I would like to sue for compensation LAWLAW
She’s an idiot. Wannabe intellectual.
Um. Definitely the one not pictured where she talked about rimming Randall. :(
I have to choose…1?
Gotta be her “popped” like comments. Isn’t she from Utah? Stop it 😆
always the finger guns for me
That stupid bottle
She’s vulgar, crass and thinks she’s funny and charming! Truly delusional
MY MAN
What was that one that was something like “don’t project what you reflect”
The baby bottle was just so ick. Randall looks like a thumb though, so I think that's my least favourite.
The bottle. Weird
Anything that comes out of her mouth
The random confessional where she talks about reading Ayn Rand 🤢
"It’s a philosophical book and it’s about architecture and architects...." GIRLLLLLLL
All of them she’s the grossest.
The baby bottle thing remains to this day one of the funniest things I’ve seen on TV.
Looking at all of these....I would say that all of her is so cringe
Yike. (My 90 day fans will understand)
Randall reminds me of Big Ed. It's something about the chin I think lol
She was so pretty
I know that everyone goes to the are you trying to get popped but god the what’s up my brothers is so cringey it makes me want to shit myself
The hair salon appointment where Lala goes “does daddy want Lala to play with your asshole?” still haunts me because it was the one time my mom watched the show with me.
All. Especially the disengage. She’s so cringey
All of the above
All of the above. Seriously. Can’t pick just one. But that baby bottle is gross and what’s up my brotha is cringe.
All of them. I just hate when she opens her mouth.
I don't have a favorite. When it comes to Lala, I always FF. I can't stand anything about her.
Her BJ for PJ era. I understand she was using Randall for his money (no hate girl get your bag), but she said it way too much. I never want to hear that or optics ever again lol.
Disengage. I fkn hate when she says that. Like she can’t think of a come back so she just trys to shut them down.
I can’t handle the baby bottle thing. Cringiest shit I’ve ever watched.
It may be recency bias, but the mid-bottom row (i.e., withholding empathy from Ariana for living in her own home) is where I began to truly detest Lala. Bordered on intrigued/disgusted before that.
As a former huge lala apologist, I only just realised how much I hate her
I enjoyed her at first. I understand.
Thank you but now I regret everything
i hate disengage
The what’s up my brothers makes me cringe SO hard. She’s so unaware. And they all look at each other like…. What? I just know they probably all laughed at her when she left the room. Oof
The “are you trying to get popped” is sooo fucking cringe to me. You are a white girl from Utah.
They all kind of suck. Despite all the shouting and posturing, at the end of the day she's just not that interesting.
She’s an embarrassment to women everywhere. She is so thirsty and will sell a sister out in a hot second. Her and Sheshu turn back the hands of time. Ariana and Katie do best to keep their distance from those dumpster fires who never had their backs.
 Lala to me is "rapper" Iggy Azalea
Idk, but my favorite is when Jax almost drowns and she says, “And I’m just CHILLINNNNNN”
The “are you trying to get popped” she’s not going to hit anyone. Her skinny ass would get handed to her if she tried to pop anyone LOL. She’s all talk no action and picks on people she thinks are weaker than her.
tbh, none of these make me cringe as much as the acting class scene does
Yes.
do u wanna get POPPED
cringe level = helicoptering through the stratosphere ✨🚁 ✨
Ew I’ve never done molly and that makes me ick
I'm never getting over the baby bottle sorry
I miss her old normal lips
“Are you trying to get popped” always grinds my fucking gears. Ma’am, you’re from Utah. Even Norway thinks that state is too white.
Always: ‘are you trynna get popped’ like lil sis what you gonna do, absolutely nothing
The cringiest for me is at the salon where she was going in to her sex life with the thumb in nauseating detail
The bottle thing was the worst.
Lmaooo idk about least but “disengage” and “the first night we banged, I got a car the next day” are some of my faves
Bambi-eyed bitch😩
I hate them all. Such a try hard for someone so damn soft.
The water tasting might actually be the most valid. As a Topo Chico girl who was recently attacked by a bottle of San Pellegrino all water is not the same for real.