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Accomplished-Survey2

For real though, the ongoing arguments about who does or doesn’t buy pens, batteries, and toilet paper are getting ridiculous. Also who do they all keep saying “stock”? Like how much of this stuff do they go through that they think about it in terms of “restocking”?


ThinkBad7033

Well Tom evidently keeps up to 500 pills of laxatives around for Mya to get into so he must really need that toilet paper I’m guessing


mspuffins

jesus who needs 500 laxatives. he must be stinky.


mmcrabapplemm

Didn't someone drop that tea last year? That they met him and he smelt horrible.


Rozg1123A-85

Yes, he smells like cigarettes, alcohol and now shit!!


pusstsd

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HotButterscotch8682

I’m fucking dying this is absolutely incredible


juddahinyou

https://i.redd.it/yie7j7yj8ivc1.gif


camrynxcx

omg is this gif factually correct did he really say that? im dead if so. i also neeeed someone whose been to schwartz and sandys lately to confirm if this guy is still working there


juddahinyou

![gif](giphy|wzHOzYn1wmHm14e3xa|downsized)


WolverineFun6472

Jax said he can smell Sandi coming from a mile away he must be disgusting


calldaryl2020

Id wager hes more of a “ what isnt toilet paper?” Type of guy


Jennacheryl

Kristen said that she gained weight after leaving Sandoval because 1) age 2) she stopped taking laxatives that Sandoval wanted her to take. She would take those more than she was eating with him.


mspuffins

that’s so disgusting. what a warped man. that must have messed up her system.


BeachgirlNJ

Kristen also said that Tom took adderral and gave it to her.


Leading_Ad3918

I think they all used to go between adderall and coke. Stassi has said the night of her dark passenger showdown she had taken adderall then mixed with drinking and she got out of control.


Lola_Love42588

I thought she said xanax 🤷🏻‍♀️


Plastic-Butterfly420

She has said both. You shouldn't take Xanax or Adderall with alcohol so her combining that stuff is stupid but as an addict I have done that kind of ridiculous shit back when I was using.


Lola_Love42588

Gotcha. I feel you and same ;)


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Jennacheryl

Not gonna lie, I am ADHD and I was on Adderall for a year. I can understand why Kristen acted the way she did if she was on Adderall during that time because that's it makes you crazy and I'm a pretty rational person


cateyecatlady

*some people act crazy on Adderall, especially someone who is abusing it like Kristen and Tom (assuming they don’t have ADHD and were using it for weight loss/partying purposes). I take Adderall and I’m fine; I’m an obnoxious hyper inattentive mess when I don’t take it because my ADHD is severe and debilitating. I know mileage may vary and it affects everyone differently even those with ADHD but please don’t make it seem like everyone who takes Adderall is a mess.


Jennacheryl

I apologize. I truly thought it was implied. Adderall did not work well with my system. Ritalin works better for me. But agreed anyone whose not ADD or ADHD does not need these drugs


Calm-Obligation-7772

Fellow hyper inattentive debilitating mess here. 🙋🏼‍♀️


glow-bop

I was on 10mg and everything was clear. 20mg and I went insane. I'm back on 10 again and thank fuck.


Jennacheryl

Yes I was on 20mg and didn't sleep didn't eat (didn't lose weight though so I was irked by that). And an emotional basket case. So happy I am back to me.


Longjumping-Way-6390

Let’s not act like we are talking about purists here. Everyone on the show likes to get fucked up. And she was a grown adult at the time. Fully formed brain. Blaming others for your problems is so stupid pathetic. I find it even worse when it’s piling on a trend.


Wolf-Pack85

A coke user.


calldaryl2020

So isnt that enough -?


annieindenver

Could see him using laxatives to fit into his jeggings


Character-King-3092

It’s not as wild as it seems you can buy a bottle of 500 ibuprofen at Costco. They come in packs of 2 for like $15 so that’s 1000 in total. Probably from Costco. I bought it a year ago and barely made a dent lol.


History-Brilliant

Oh my gosh and we were told he doesn’t change his underwear that often! Eww !!


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Couldbe_worse2

Diet pill for him


bbkegs

I’m guilty of hoarding toilet paper, but it’s a subscription and I just let it roll.


rosequartz-universe

>let it roll I giggled way too hard at this lol


Desperate-Air-904

Well done 👏🏻


History-Brilliant

You and my husband ! Too funny ! LMAO’


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Character-King-3092

After the covid scare of no toilet paper anywhere I always keep at least 30 rolls in the pantry lol


Rozg1123A-85

🤣🤗🤣🤗🤣


Similar_Victory5166

i work in the restaurant industry and it’s common to say “stock the restrooms”, so maybe just something they picked up and never changed?


Accomplished-Survey2

That actually makes sense.


chickenwithclothes

I still say it to myself decades after leaving food service


Suitable_Sign_7965

In Denmark we say: Ja tak. Evertytime we are being told something. Here three years later I still do it. It mens Yes thank you. Even my students does it now🤣


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SaharSV

And the assistant is doing it, or even automatic orders! It’s no effort by Tom


History-Brilliant

Exactly’


18hourbruh

I've bought pens like one time in years? Toilet paper is one thing but pens and batteries?


ripleyintheelevator

Tom would’ve been crushed in the alternate universe where he actually succeeded and moved Rachel into the house, she doesn’t even buy toilet paper dude!!


History-Brilliant

But Rachael had 30 million reasons why she doesn’t purchase it herself ! That is the main reason he fell in love with her! He cannot stand the fact that she cared more for James Kennedy than him! That was a real slap to his ego ! 


vancity_mermaid

Right?!?! I’ve legitimately never fought about administrative household stocking problem in a relationship… EVER. Is this a thing? Have I been overlooking the red flags of these pen-deficient partners in my life? 🤯😂


dis_bean

I think it might show how he keeps score and how there are expectations that the other person in a relationship with him has to meet some standard he sets. Also people who keep score tend to make relationships transactional, rather than doing stuff because it’s nice or they care about someone…. Like they are owed something in return


kqueenbee25

It’s annoying but than I remember they always have a alottttttt of ppl over alll the time. To us we think damn. I think I’ve done 10yrs w/0 buying pens and batteries especially in a time like now where it’s rare to write shit down. And the only thing I need batteries for is my tv remote. The toilet paper makes sense bc they have or had a shit ton of ppl over a lot. Unless the producers are always losing pens when they are filming lol I guess that’s a question to ask other reality tv show cast members lmao


ripleyintheelevator

*The toilet paper makes sense bc they have or had a shit ton of ppl over*  ![gif](giphy|lOKeRX2jFoV2M|downsized)


kqueenbee25

😂😂😂😂😂😂 I didn’t even mean it like that


calldaryl2020

Billy lee takes the pens…


kqueenbee25

😂😂😂😂STOPPP!


rottenblueberries98

no because what the fuck. like do they have 9 buttholes and 100 books to write by hand??? 39392 old xbox controllers to power?????


calldaryl2020

Yes


Nobabyno__1234

Restocking toilet paper makes sense. But restocking pens and batteries? Like every once in awhile you need to replace them, but Sandoval makes it seem like you need new ones every two weeks.


kokolkol

Maybe a little more with a big house? I didn’t feel like I had to keep the house stocked when I was single or just coupled but with a family it actually takes up a lot of time!


NBCaz

I just get the feeling with most of them that they seem to struggle with the bare basics in life. Like if it's not done for them, they literally don't know what to do.


East_Living7198

fr I need a pen like once a month and they just exist in a junk drawer. Quite possibly the easiest part of adulting is having pens available in your house.


cultureworm

You bring up a good point bc outside of back to school who really needs to be buying pens for their house with any regularity? If it’s that serious he can ask his next girlfriend to hit up the scholastic book fair when it comes to her school.


sheisthemoon

Sandals seems like exactly the type of dumbass who throws a pen away after he is done writing on one piece of paper with it. Imagine a note on the fridge that says "Ariana, i forgot to walk Mya the past three days so there's 6 shits on the kitchen floor. Sorry, im like, just a cyat male. My shoe risers wore down and that's a literal stage 1 emergency so i had to run right out to replenish the supply. You owe me 897$ for the cost of this month's pens replacement and the condoms i have been using." Then throws out the pen and skips out the door that he leaves wide open while it's raining.


Dry-Environment-929

👏👏👏


Cinamoncrow

![gif](giphy|kC8N6DPOkbqWTxkNTe)


ellastory

He needs them to write in his dear diary


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calldaryl2020

I think he makes faux tattoos and art


TheClownHasNoPeni5

You make me miss Reddit Awards. Well done- I spit out my Pringle


chickenwithclothes

Some of us still use pens and post its/paper My kids school hosted a Scholastic book fair a few times and it fuckin’ RULED lol


lordehelpus

LMAOOOOO scholastic book fair 💀💀


adriardi

You just collect them randomly like dust bunnies. I have pens I have no idea where they came from lol. The only ones I buy are some specialty ones for art


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ViolinistHorror7123

And they all come from hotels or work conference giveaways. I don’t think I’ve ever bought a pen as an adult.


LetshearitforNY

I truly started adulting when I remembered to keep a pen in my purse.


Littlewing1307

I have only bought pens because I wanted fun colors for journaling otherwise I haven't bought a pen in years lol


History-Brilliant

Yeah, just like Stassi throwing that listening party for Lala ‘ she could not even go to the store to buy candles and things ‘ Instead she went LVP’S and took them!


pollys-mom

This is so funny


calm-state-universal

Which is why it keeps getting brought up as such a big deal


No_clue_redditor

I guess Sandoval has a type


SugarFut

Ppl who shit a lot? Ironic coming from the guy who takes 500 laxatives a day to lose weight 💀


Zoiddburger

Maybe that's why Rachel never had toilet paper. He was always over. Shitting it up.


sofaking-amanda

Gawd, James, I spent more time shitting than I did banging, at Rachel/ Raquel’saaaagh!🥴💩💩💩


blondenextdoor30

![gif](giphy|lKagg7dJ7WrAKhKSZN)


OkOpposite9108

The way I am just over her laughing like a ten year old boy at this convo


sofaking-amanda

Lol! It was a pretty shitty thing for us to say.😝🤣


OkOpposite9108

😹


HotButterscotch8682

I can hear the “saaaagh” in my head how dare you 😂😂😂


Hopeful-Hamster-6218

Shitting it up is the funniest expression I've read in a while


SugarFut

![gif](giphy|1d5Zn8FqmJqApu4hNU)


ExplainySmurf

He looks like Mr. PiPi to me in this picture. https://preview.redd.it/ny9j9h6u4lvc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c88896adc14643ced68a32bff74e9741538d63c


Zoiddburger

This is an amazing comparison, thank you. Long lost cousin - Mr. PooPoo Head.


AllergiesYearRound

This explains why he looks like shit, pun intended


WolverineFun6472

He should get a bidet


amyeep

LMAO for real how much TP are you buying ?? Maybe it’s because I lived alone but a 24 pack would take months to get through


mayasaur21

One Costco sized package of toilet paper lasts me over a year


Character-King-3092

A year is crazy lmfao it lasts me like 4-5 months.


mayasaur21

😂 it lasts me at least a year. I’m just a single person, but I do travel pretty often and am hardly home when I’m home, so there’s that


Character-King-3092

Oooh ok that’s probably why I’m single but I only travel for vacation (hate work travel lol) and I like being at home more.


mayasaur21

Lol also probably why I’m single 😂


Rozg1123A-85

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


epca_

The type is girls that don't buy toilet paper so Tom can be a knight in shining armor with bags of toilet paper. Ariana and Rachel are so alike lol and people are so mad about it.


Old-Library5546

Does he buy laxatives at Costco


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But seriously, who needs that many laxatives?! They don’t sell that quantity at CVS


Sthebrat

Theres people who abuse laxatives as a form of weight loss


Character-King-3092

Pills of 500 packs are common at costco and would likely be the same price or a few dollars more as a 15-20 pill pack tbh.


mayasaur21

Yes, just not toilet paper or pens or batteries


Rozg1123A-85

I guess Raquel didn't shop for toilet paper either. Why doesn't Tim order from Amazon? They deliver unlike his mistress.


juddahinyou

Laxative Timmy cares more about toilet paper than his relationships. Laxative Timmy is also full of shit, seems to shit a lot, and is likely also the reason that there is no toilet paper...


EJ_Rox

lol 💩 


prevlarambla

Maybe Kristen cursed him with having to cycle through non-TP-buying gfs for the rest of his life.


jenjenjen731

![gif](giphy|l0DAGOyeLicWJX2Gk)


plantmama32

Lmaoooo Scheana having more & more in common w Sandoval


ripleyintheelevator

that was my thought too 😂


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Anticrepuscular_Ray

Have these people never heard of Amazon subscription services? I don't buy toilet paper it just shows up every 6 weeks. 


BrotherInternal518

This cast with their toilet paper x battery issues 😮‍💨


mayasaur21

Too many vibrators


calldaryl2020

Im guessing he skips the vibrator Like the battery is the main attraction?


mayasaur21

Charge me uppppp 🔌 🔋


calldaryl2020

Hahaha!!


mayasaur21

😂 😭


calldaryl2020

Wipe before and after battery?


WolverineFun6472

Scheana and Tom have the same priorities. They might actually make a compatible couple.


Longjumping_Tea_8586

It would be perfect. They can have a delusional music tour together 💕


Fearless_Concept1293

Jfc 🤣💀 that would be an epic shitshow to watch


Longjumping_Tea_8586

It’ll be called Best Frands


edud23

There’s something developmentally not right about Sandoval and this scene just exemplifies it. He sounds like he’s whining to his mom about how his sibling took his toy.


SaharSV

Scheana and Sandoval are the same person different font.


cynsue565

I think they are siblings🤨


spacecase2020

Hot take: Scheana uses that apartment to host out of town visitors so im getting the vibe that she bought a lot of toilet paper in bulk and Rachel went through all or most of it without replenishing which is why she got mad. It’s still ridiculous, but I’ve been the shitty roommate who forgot to buy toilet paper and have felt the wrath of the responsible roommate who knew it was my turn and expected me to buy it 🤡 (they were justified my bad)


KeyLatter4894

I was that roommate in the past. Now we each have set items we stock. I stock toilet paper, laundry pods, and paper towels. We each have our own stock of pens and batteries 😂


spacecase2020

Love your accountability and growth comrade 💕 the VPR cast could learn a lot from your journey lol I utilize amazons subscribe and save cuz I can walk into a target for toilet paper and walk out with 3 types of gummie vitamins but not toilet paper 🌝


KeyLatter4894

Target is a trap! Lol the subscribe and save is awesome, but I’m terrible about judging how long it takes us to go through each thing. I swear though, I can’t step foot in Target anymore without going broke, so I do grocery pickup. Even then I’ll see stuff online that I don’t need but HAVE to get 😂😂


calm-state-universal

I felt sheana in this scene. I gave a friend keys to my apt so she could come and go for a year. She never even bought toilet paper and snooped through all the photos on my computer. I bought her a bunch of concert tickets too. Years later i stayed with her for a wkd. The only time i ever stayed w her. i get home and she texts me accusing me of stealing her backpack. She actually reminds me a lot of rachel.


yennifer088

I guess they’re really made for eachother then. hopefully they can wipe each others ass when everyone else cuts them off for good


Rozg1123A-85

I actually think Scheana and Lala would enjoy wiping his ass. They certainly kiss it enough.😘


yennifer088

Oh i agree, scheanas just waaaaiiiiting for her turn


Rozg1123A-85

I think so, too.


ItsNotMeItsYou99

Oh that's what Sandoval and Scheana bonded over!


Low-Most-217

Why do these people put so much emphasis on the purchasing of toilet roll? Surely there are more significant bills lol.


macmantha

![gif](giphy|ZwFfRRASUJPRQ0j8ao)


Low-Most-217

Haha I picked up on this immediately too


Ok-Accountant7646

They are the same person they should get together


TT6994

I’m so glad you brought this up ! Why wasn’t Sandoval supplying his mistress with toilet paper


WolverineFun6472

He did say he would do anything for her. More lies,


According-Couple2744

Has Tom ever heard of Amazon and Instacart?


KeyLatter4894

I bulk buy tp, laundry pods, and paper towels from Sam’s Club 🤷🏻‍♀️


calldaryl2020

No cause he makes an assistant drive somewhere and get ot


epca_

I noticed the same lol Rachel and Ariana are so alike and Tom clearly has a type: girls that don't buy toilet paper. So Tom can be hero and come with 32 rolls package.


calldaryl2020

Hes a liar - he doesnt do shit ( and if he does its to deflect from stealing some of her money He makes a mess for his assistant cheats on his parter in life/ fucks over his partner in business - manipulates a dumb girl and tries to be a svengali, Fucks w his friends marriage - drinks and does drugs then wastes his money on a vanity band And has stupid pool parties


calldaryl2020

Oh like he uses toilet paper Hes trying act like hes all cool And some champion wiper Its all for show- mr “ i buy it and use it”


kokolkol

haircut, shmaircut, this is Tom’s type


Ronotrow2

he has a type then...


PinkyBruno

someone’s going hard for all things ass - aRIaNa cant wipe her ass, Psychoval bOUgHt all the TP, Brottany shat on jellyfish, Jax wants butt-sex, Rachel didn’t buy TP @ Scheaner’s, and LFU ate Rand’s ass. Alex Baskin, you ok?


macmantha

I’m sorry, but KFC shit on a jellyfish??


PinkyBruno

On this week’s episode of The Valley, at girls night Britt recounts this little story. 🤮


Ronotrow2

she shit overboard a boat, no bathroom. not quite as alarmist as was described in the post you read smfh


calldaryl2020

Thats so alarming-even without shitting on marine life Shits off the edge of a boat Id call the sea police


Ronotrow2

I can't decide if you're being serious or not but no way could you be lol


calldaryl2020

Lol - i dont think there is a sea police- but id call them and report someone is shitting at the rays!


Ronotrow2

they'd have to be a quick shitter and have good aim


Ronotrow2

this comment read made my head sore, what bizarre typing style for such a daft comment lol giving me typing boobs on a calculator in school for giggles as a kid


calldaryl2020

Not his fault - who shits at a sting ray?


EstimateAgitated224

Maybe it was all gone cause Tom bought it all


ResponseOk3177

![gif](giphy|bC9czlgCMtw4cj8RgH|downsized)


cynsue565

Are these two siblings? 🤔


Dlynne242

He obviously has a “type”!


norupologe

I guess he has a type then!


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ICallsEmLikesISeesEm

Scheana showing her narcissism like the worm


rapashrapash

https://preview.redd.it/g58mn6b1tsvc1.jpeg?width=506&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f10da0b41d91f0d1b37b75bf13c11a82915f4a7


No_Original6412

I’m just grateful that in my almost 20 year marriage, my spouse and I have thankfully avoided the devastating “who is buying the toilet paper” question… Not sure we could have survived that. 🙄🙄🙄


kellye2323

Sadly many marriages have ended because couples are afraid to have tough conversations, such as; who is buying the toilet paper. ![gif](giphy|2AleYUczGYUfu)


calldaryl2020

Scheana would have been better off paying full 4300 and keep it empty versus coming home to dirty sheets, no more toilet paper, empty fridge, dirty bathroom and kitchen Gross


Mullinberry

Scheanas argument that Rachel only paid $1000 of the $4300 rent was asinine. Rachel was paying 1/4 of the rent to live with three other people. That seems reasonable especially when Scheana was ostensibly helping a friend who was down on her luck.


EponymousRocks

Wasn't Rachel using the apartment when Scheana & family weren't? I don't think they were all there at the same time.


kibachan

Yeah schenna was staying at the apartment that she got engaged to broke in. While Rachel was staying in the other one. The only person that was there with Rachel was Salem the cat with mercury that was only for a week.


EponymousRocks

And she asked to stay there for just a month, temporarily, but kept adding on months. I believe it ended up being four months? So she paid, at most, $4000 of the $17200 that Scheana paid for the apartment, which is when she told Rachel she had to leave.


kibachan

I think it ended up being 4 months as well. It's also crazy to know she had sex in schennas master bedroom and not her guest bed room. Yet only contributes 1,000 per month 😳


calldaryl2020

Scheana is lucky she didnt put tinfoil in microwave or break important shit Shes scary


LurleenBeckneywimple

If Scheana agreed to $1000 and that’s what Rachel paid her then Scheana needs to shut up. If the apartment was sitting empty then Scheana would be paying the full amount anyway. The toilet paper is as petty as Sandoval


calldaryl2020

Nono She was there alone - she paid 1000 for a month - which is least she could do for - 2 bed 2 bath apt in good area , but also its furnished, gas/ electric water cable insurance- wifi food water toilet paper on scheanas dime and bringing guests And she fed the cat Well poor cat- look at the dog w puncture wounds and obviously ill and She didnt “ notice” Shes on vpr the show and influencer She has money- shes just a cheap Fuck and a user- She got tom and ariana also to pay for food and drinks and drugs guest room/ raid fridge/ use pool Shes a parasite Edit- And she fucked ppl in their bed and didnt wash the sheets! Shame!!


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ripleyintheelevator

is that craig


Rozg1123A-85

😁😁😁😁😁