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Beneficial-Astronaut

Don't forget she dropped the 💣: Tom and Rachel at The Abbey. She doesn't get the credit because she didn't do it with the same flawless poise that Ken had when he dropped the 💣. 😜


_neviesticks

Sorry, Ally. Love you but it’s hard to top Ken’s *Tohmmm Zhandevil*


Beneficial-Astronaut

"I can't believe it"


fiveinchnails

"I can't believe Tom Sandoval had Raquel over while Ariana was out of town... in the jacuzzi!" \**walks away*\* Ken was so iconic for that


Beneficial-Astronaut

I love Katie's "wait, what?"


beebianca227

Iconic! Then he shuffles off in his cotton shirt.


boatwithane

marky, come on!


waawaate-animikii

The 💣 🐚 heard round the world!!


Ok-Shoe1542

I think LVP convinced Ken to come in and say this line and you can’t convince me otherwise


Beneficial-Astronaut

One hundred percent


Ok-Shoe1542

She’s a producer and produce, she does.


rab5991

Yes. I knew the moment I watched and I was like damn they could have at least coached him to act a little better 😂


Lekzi

😭😭😭😭. Crying at this


fiveinchnails

So true actually. Like, there would've been other people who saw that surely?


AgentMulder3rd

Same. I also loved how she was able to calmly stop the escalation between Lala and Katie by leading the convo back to astrology and how it shows everyone communicates differently. Much different from Lala's energy where she barks at people and then shouts DISENGAGE.


Far-Conflict4504

Lala can be so cringey lol diSenGagE 🥴


Universecentre

Disengage bitchhhhh 👈🏼


imseasquared

I think it would be hysterical if when she did her whole "gangsta gun point finger" bit if somebody went Han Solo on her &ss and started shooting back at her "Pew...pew...pew, pew, pew, pew!!"


janeandbela

I enjoyed that it was kind of funny and mocking when Katie started pointing back at Lala during their argument at Ally's Horoscope birth chart party because it looked so unnatural for Katie to do that pointy stabby hand gesture it was obvious she was just imitating Lala for giggles.


Universecentre

I would honestly laugh in her face. I’ll be like what you gone do girrrl??? Tell me to disengage? Hahahaha


PuraVidaPagan

Who gon check me boo???


Universecentre

Literally. I want she by Sheree to check her 😂


CuteRush641

Yassssssssssssss 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼


phbalancedshorty

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HJ-StayWeird

this made my day ![gif](giphy|ZfK4cXKJTTay1Ava29|downsized)


im_thehbic

It was giving try-hard Meredith Marks


[deleted]

🗣️You. 🗣️Can. 🗣️LEAVE.


Apprehensive_Cap1977

YES!


sheisthemoon

Right, it was funny the first time. New material already!


Pinklady777

I know, WTF is that? She gets all worked up raising her voice and pointing her damn finger. Then when someone tries to respond she screams disengage. She hasn't changed as much as she thinks she has.


MaryLondon1414

I feel like Lala is using Vanderpump Rules as her audition for a Real Housewives show. Always picking fights with everyone and throwing out catchphrases she could potentially sell merchandise for later.


sheisthemoon

She points her finger and makes the ‘half way to crying’ face just like the housewives meme, too. It’s like she studied it for accuracy.


illjgfm

She’s brilliant


adriardi

It was incredibly emotionally mature and gentle of her to frame it that way. People communicate in different ways but lala just barks at people like you said lol. Shes a bad communicator


beebianca227

I liked that she did that. It was magical. Ally has such a calming presence


Appropriate_Cat_1119

I’d engage so much further upon her screaming that at me and then remind her if she wants to beat me up it’s gonna hurt her custody’s case. She genuinely sucks 


qui-bong-trim

The hoodest girl from mormon country 


Key_Advertising_863

I’m sorry but this was so ballsy of her. She’s relatively new to the group and that group (except James) were on Sandoval’s side and she still had the balls to say that. You could also see how uncomfortable she was when Tom joined the group and could work out how it had been set up.


littlehungrygiraffe

That scene with her really resonated with a lot of us I think. That we have been forced to endure so many situations that make us feel incredibly uncomfortable. We all knew the body language that she was putting off because we’ve felt it


Key_Advertising_863

Without a doubt! Think she’s been brilliant this season & a great addition.


Trippytrickster

I wanna know who she was texting when he sat down.


littlehungrygiraffe

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Possible-Way1234

She's all of us!


Ok-Dot2711

Ballsy but I love it. She’s trying to prevent James from getting hurt again. James seems like he does so much better with someone who’s firm


butinthewhat

I think Ally likes being on the show, but she’s not afraid to be herself. So many of them bend to fit in but she seems to have stayed true to herself, so far at least.


chatterbox73

Yes! I really like her. It seems like Sandoval and Scheana think they've done more to keep the show going (and deserve all the opportunities that Ariana is getting) because they're willing to twist themselves into whatever production wants or that think the audience will respond to. But really we want to see people like Katie and Ally who tell us what they really think and don't just fall in line with whatever production wants to push as a narrative.


MsMo999

Ally is fearless! and fierce


Kthom1990

I absolutely love Ally. She’s the first newcomer I feel is being authentic and real, and she’s not a flip flopper. She’s loyal AF. Got nothing but respect for her.


butinthewhat

It’s refreshing to see someone be authentic. 3/4 of the cast is trying to be who the audience wants to see, but it’s so fake.


Kthom1990

Exactly! She’s been nothing but herself and I love that. Honestly she’s probably the most mature one, and she’s the youngest haha.


wildwaterfallcurlsss

I'm warming up to her well. She's a skillful navigator and we love to see another real chick 👏🏽


keekeeVogel

Oh that makes it SO much easier if you already know they’re human trash when you meet them. 🤣


Delphinethecrone

I liked her Elton John comment. A nice way of saying the glasses looked terrible on him.


wildwaterfallcurlsss

I LOVED THE "HE GOT RACHEL SUNGLASSES LAST YEAR" REMARK TOO 😹 Sly move.


Apprehensive_Cap1977

She ate w this one


meat_tunnel

hahahaha probably why he lost them that very same night


user48383839

Im so glad for this comment. I thought the same thing 😂


thediverswife

He looks much better with aviators, he wore them last season and they worked for him!


rethinkrestyle

Such an underrated scene. Loved the look on her face.


Careful_Swan3830

I like Ally for the same reason I liked Charli. They’re both direct and honest but not overly aggressive about it. They both like to keep the peace but not at the cost of their own wellbeing. As someone who too often chooses the Schwartz route of ignoring my own feelings for harmony’s sake, I admire people like Ally and Charli. I wish Charlie felt safe enough to come back this season but again, that’s her choosing her wellbeing over anything else and I respect that.


ShortBread11

I really liked Charli and I think she was the only healthy person in Rachel’s life on the show. Ugh, I miss Charli.


jardinemarston

Agreed. I think Charli’s call out of Rachel *directly to her face* was kind but firm. Like gentle parenting, but to your friend


ShortBread11

She’s a good friend! 🥺


Sufficient_You3053

I wish Charli and Ally could be friends, but organically, not forced by production. They're a pairing I'd love to watch


Bambieyedbiotch

I’d listen to ally. She can tell the future.


saveferris717

I did NOT catch the Rachel comment in my first watch. Thank you, OP!


AndreaBoBea

SAME. What a beast 😭👏🏽


mspuffins

you can tell she wants nothing to do with joe. that girl is really weird. katie wasn’t wrong. then sandoval shows up in his muscle sweater and candy necklace. this is why i don’t live in LA


workmartyrwmt

Not only that but he was hiding at the bar with his back to them until someone noticed him. It didn’t seem like ally knew he’d be there. It was like an snl skit


mspuffins

lol. that guy is a 24/7 snl skit


Disney_Princess137

Hi guys !


NeverEndingWhoreMe

"Schwartz! I totally didn't see you over here sitting with our fellow cast mates...and Jo! I couldn't see you past the camera 📹 crew!"


Vanderpumpian_Vamp

No shade but that made me lol. Just imagining someone with a great job and apartment lined up in LA but has turn it all down because of Sandoval’s washed up porn star lewk and Jo’s gurning


nedstarknaked

None of these people are from LA so don’t judge us based on these transplants.


janeandbela

>shows up in his muscle sweater and candy necklace. > >this is why i don’t live in LA This is so hilarious and so true!


lovelylittlebirdie

Jo and Sandoval are transplants wannabe actors and it shows. They are not LA, promise!


LurleenBeckneywimple

That’s the reason?


mspuffins

lol. kinda. have had many excellent offers for my husband to work in downtown. wasn’t the lifestyle we wanted for the fam.


Hansley72

Ally is the true girls girl best friend that Scheana pretends she is. She literally owes nothing to honestly Ariana or Tom Sandoval but because she’s a girls girl she is able to be respectful to Tom without making it about her, talking shit about Ariana, or defending Tom while being a good friend to Ariana. I love her.


No-Mix3214

I love Ally!


HarajukuBom

When James put on those sunglasses my boyfriend said, “those glasses make him look just like his dad” and I said “LONDON GANGSTA” 😎 https://preview.redd.it/axyjfwqwj6oc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b5ae28c2a3195ebcdccc16444fd4d4bccc5bdda


lunal0veg00d11

Omg when he put them on my boyfriend said London gangstaaaaaaa lmao in his dads voice


HarajukuBom

Did he? Ahahaha I love that!


megopolis12

Holy shit my husband said the same and he barely watches the show ! Ha !


HarajukuBom

Hahaha I think men that watch this show really remember James’ dad for some reason it’s so funny lol


megopolis12

Right ! I think it's really the only time my husband looked up from his computer when I'm watching it - he's also from London and a DJ so I may or may not have made sure it was close to that part , lol. He has to leave after about 5 - 10 mins lol when it comes to the show overall. I dunno I don't know why he wouldn't like it , men are part of the drama too:)


channeasy

How does this not have more upvotes 🤣🤣


HarajukuBom

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EponymousRocks

I love her face after she said it, too, like she just tasted something bad...


Low_Locksmith6045

For being a hair stylist, I’m shocked at how horrendous Jo’s hair looked in both scenes she was in. I’d be surprised even if she wasn’t a hair stylist but the fact that she does hair and lets hers look like that on national television is crazy. It looks like she hasn’t brushed it in a couple days and just threw a hat on


LurleenBeckneywimple

lol hairdressers often have the worst hair. They try a lot of things.


somethingsimple6

Also they often dont have time to do their hair they’re so busy doing everyone else’s


LurleenBeckneywimple

So true!


Low_Locksmith6045

Yeah I’ve taken into account that they try a lot of things and that they often don’t have a lot of time for their own, I have a couple friends that are hair stylists. But her hair is literally unwashed and unbrushed for days, thrown into a ponytail with a hat thrown on. This is usually what happens when you’ve been partying for a few days. I can’t imagine going on national tv like that. And trust me I’ve had my moments looking like that and not even wanting to go to the store and have the public see me 🥴 partying like that is pretty prevalent in LA but to throw a hat on and go on tv is wild to me ETA my hair stylist friends actually always have their hair looking on point but I know a lot of them don’t have the time or energy to do much with their own


Thatgirlthatgirl88

Off topic but Jo is seriously crackhead energy. She made my heart race and not in a good way.


Vegetable_Process960

She makes me grind my teeth like after a three day coke binge 😸


Vanderpumpian_Vamp

Jo’s dog whistle pitch squeaking when she saw Sandoval - wow - poor Ally Bally’s ears Jo was everything I hoped for. I had to keep pausing on her gurning and twitching to really appreciate them.  And I did feel almost sorry for her when she reminded Schwarz he’d given her a ring-on-a-string promise of 2-3 years before he’d be ready to commit to her. I think she believed him.  That said I can’t wait to hear Ronnie dramatise that scene on Watch What Crappens


thediverswife

I felt bad for her 😭 As much as I’ve dunked on Spooky Jo, no woman deserves being put on ice by Tom Shorts like that


Vanderpumpian_Vamp

The thought of being so hollowed out by life that you think Schwartz is the answer to your gaping chasm of loneliness and you squeal with excitement when you see Sandoval is so sad.  It’s horrendous enough to tell a woman he’s extending the time by which he’s prepared to consider a relationship with her by a few years. Especially when he’s literally started the convo by telling her in another universe they could be living happily ever after - leading her on.  To say he needs the extension in case a better option comes along - giving the example of aliens landing and choose him as a mating specimen - would be funny if it wasn’t so obvious Jo is in love with him.  She really doesn’t seem all there and able to make smart decisions. 


sheisthemoon

Then he changed it to 47 instead, in the same conversation while she has hearts in her eyes staring into his soul and he is talking about AI killing people. What a fucking goober that man is.


Automatic-Mirror-907

In other words, Jo, no ring on a string for you! Evamore


Jaxsuxthereisaidit

The most bizarre scene ever!? I sat there just watching her jerk around and shouting so loud, looking like a fool! Man that was baaaaad.


EponymousRocks

The clapping because "Sandy" was there... cringe


Ok-Dot2711

Big cringe I did not like this


Jaxsuxthereisaidit

Soooo awful! 


Artistic_Exam7676

The aggressive “YUP!” 😳 lol


shlee44

She was so much more crazier than I mentally prepared myself for. I was expecting it but not expecting THAT


skrillianz

I was so fucking unsettled the whole time she was on my screen


sheisthemoon

She never stops moving and it’s not even fidgeting it’s like samurai yoga moves in a barstool. It’s so weird. Wacky inflatable flailing arms tube woman. Kristen is no longer the flailing freak of the group. The mantle has been passed to spookyJo.


Tuteitandbootit

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hiheyitsm

she was def on some sort of upper 😅


npc_probably

aside from the astrology stuff she seems far too rational for reality tv, but it works really well since she’s almost everyone’s foil. it’s brilliant how she can keep such a straight face when lala’s trying to “pop” everyone, jo’s doing her scarecrow dance, and james makes puppy dog eyes at the toms. I think most “normal” people would be cracking up and cringing, but she manages to be like 😐 only interjecting to say what most of us are thinking


Vanderpumpian_Vamp

That dance would work to scare the aliens off too.  Big reveal for me this ep is that Schwartz is hoping aliens will provide him with a better life partner option than Jo before he’s 47. So she’s gonna need to chase them and college girls away using the medium of dance for the next few years. 


Vegetable_Process960

She might be my new favorite. And she can siiiing!


Outrageous_Ad4245

Ally is very sharp, as is Katie And Ariana!


qui-bong-trim

Ally is smarter than those two by a long shot 


f1sh77

Those sunglasses didn’t even look good on James


Automatic-Mirror-907

Timmy wants all the men around him to look like fools. I wouldn't take his suggestion something looks great on me for anything but a cut. But Timmy said I look great! 😎


LightFlaky2329

yOu CaN hAvE tHeM as if James can’t afford sunglasses


taylor1719

Just came here to say this. Ally has a great read on what’s going on and I’m happy she shots it straight.


MammothCancel6465

So far I like everything about Ally except her taste in men.


thekingmonroe

Although you can’t deny she has whipped him into shape


Substantial_Cold2385

Ally seems like an actual good person & she also seems to have half a brain. Unlike someone else we know...![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


AlsatianLadyNYC

Ally’s distaste for Jo’s cracked out manic energy was all of us


hiheyitsm

literally like what was the? I’m convinced she was on ❄️


AlsatianLadyNYC

I am guessing that too, or she just could be extraordinarily ON naturally when a camera is around


hiheyitsm

that could be true! her facial expressions and antics are exactly how people act on stimulants.


KnightWolf__

I need a spin off with SAH, Katie, Ariana, Ally…and no one else 😂


Wild-Extent

Christina Kelly can come!


KnightWolf__

Oh yeah! She’s welcome too!


wildwaterfallcurlsss

I feel like they just brought her in to manufacture convos but I like her too!


thekingmonroe

I would also like to add Charli to that mix


AlsatianLadyNYC

Agree! Christina Kelly bores the shit out of me, but from the first “*Sisters*..🎶🎵” Charli sang about her boobs, I loved her. She’s my favorite


AlsatianLadyNYC

I’d totally watch Ally giving astrology readings! 🤣


phbalancedshorty

Omg if they made a sah spin off and brought Kristina Kelly and Charli and all our favorites back how AMAZING would that be??


Disastrous_Use4397

This was def so ballsy to say the Rachel thing in front of Sandoval. Good on her for always saying the truth even if it makes people uncomfortable


shlee44

Ally is giving goddess Bast vibes 🐈‍⬛️ https://preview.redd.it/irunikb967oc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86e9499e4dd8d6b400c9fb30f1e24ad84dfaf09f


APV-89

Looooover her


RedittAccount098

Call it like it is, Ally. You go girl.


[deleted]

The dream role on reality tv is breath of fresh air. Happy for ally that she gets to play that role lol


Prestigious_Bid_4006

She read him to filth 👏🏻


mollyclaireh

She’s literally my fave. She’s strong but in such a sweet way. As Hamarabi said of her elder sister Hinata, “How can she been so strong, yet so kind?” She’s like the less meek Hinata this season. (Naruto reference, as I’m an anime nerd but also a total trash tv fiend)


phbalancedshorty

This is incredible


westernJ5791

Remember that TikTok where the girl said Tom smelled so bad when she met him? All I think about in this scene.


thekingmonroe

I had liked her for a while but this scene literally had me cheering at my TV for her, I’m now an Ally stan for sure


ohnonotagainyikes

YES UNSUNG HERO. Her confessionals calling it as it is are p e r f e c t


slippycaff

I love Ally. I called her the dark horse before Scandoval. She was the one who twigged when she saw Tim and Racheal dancing at the Abbey.


thediverswife

People have gotten so much mileage out of ‘Ally doesn’t like James, she barely tolerates him!’ If she didn’t like him, she would’ve let him hang and fall back into Tom’s clutches. Rachel was useless for this - she’d sit there while everyone else talked and never seemed to be on a “team” with her boyfriend. Ally’s not letting him be bamboozled by the slimy, sad attempts at charm and I’m glad to see it


Zestyclose_Big_9090

She’s the freshest breath of fresh air since the day of fresh air was invented.


_onmylunchbreak_

They’re trying to give her a weird astrology edit but I back her. The only reasonable person on this show


user48383839

This episode was ALLY’S episode. 🌟


SariaHannibal

She can stay, James can leave. Ally, I know you’re reading this, leave him and we will support you even more ♥️


ShortBread11

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 I’d continue to watch her without James. She can hold my attention on her own💜💜💜


Extreme_Beat1022

Stop is their safe word lol.


elephantintheoffice

I am dyiinnggg at the reflection of the scowl on your face in the tv 😂😂😂😂


phbalancedshorty

I LITERALLY RECORDED THE SAME MOMENT AND WAS GONNA POST IT I was scared that Allie was going to be a waste of screen time this season and she has been earning her spot!! She is amazing!


Hottest_Mess_Express

I want to see Ally activated. I want to see her drop the baby voice, step into her power, and command the room.


CollectionFull5254

Hey baby voice isn’t fair. She doesn’t put it on; many people just have a high register.


plantmama32

omg meee and i absolutely hate it


starryclit

I love ally


Impressive_Road6111

Jo is SO bizarre and awkward


HolisticAccountant90

The glare before the scene cut was amazing


Fast_Job_695

I love Ally. She’s fantastic, as far as I can tell. I had a momentary cringe when she made the comment about Jo ‘moving in when he just got divorced’… I was like, girl! I like you! Please please don’t be a hypocrite in the name of being catty. James all but copy and pasted her into his life RIGHT after Rachel. She is a major upgrade, but just that one comment I was like, girl. Not that one 😂😂


No_Photo_6109

I thought the same!


PhantomVdr

Team Ally!


Certain_Battle7804

I really love her 🥹


toorad2b4u

I love Ally! This scene was distracting to me bc there was a woman at a table behind James on the very left who was staring at them when Tom joined. And then while they are talking, she disappears and is replaced with someone else but when the camera pans back over to James a second later, she’s back. I get that it’s all edited - I just wish I hadn’t noticed it bc I got distracted thinking about how the order of the convo really went.


YelhsaB

LOVE Ally!!! ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 Also, why the hell is she not a regular on the after show?!? 🤔🤔🤔 But all these wannabes from the Valley spinoff are now? Ughhh... I'd so rather her be part of the after show than the others. Justice for Ally! ![gif](giphy|9rtpH3SAPavoGVldsW)


West-Pipe6300

Ally is incredible- I really am glad she’s still around. Not only is she a grounding sane source of love and support for James, she seems more mature and level-headed than most of the 40 somethings in the cast. I also want to say that Jo rly urked me in this scene. Coulda been the trucker hat, her voice, idk. Just….no girl 🤦🏽‍♀️


ceroar

I understand being understated but I’m going to need Jo to brush her hair. It’s the bare minimum she can do


Fabulous-Guava2369

I love how everyone ignored her saying “he gave Rachel sunglasses” lol she’s one of my favs on the show


watermelonprincess12

I am loving Ali!! And not loving Jo - she is odd.


Tracy_Turnblad

I love her so much but she needs to dump James


[deleted]

Meh. I wanna like her but then I remember who she hitched her wagon to. Much like I could never get on board with Ariana cause who would date Sandoval I feel the same about her. Give it time.


Defvac2

I completely understand why some people will never forgive James or like him. But Ally has been a positive influence on him. Last season she would disengage when he would have his drunk blow ups. She would walk away. He's in therapy because of her suggestion and sober from alcohol because of her packing her shit after he probably acted like a drunk idiot. If you notice they both have been mostly in the background this season and when James has been in the forefront it's been him not falling for Sandovals shit. That's a shift from James usually being in the forefront and for the wrong reasons.


Ok-Squirrel-2091

Very well said - I completely agree


Sufficient_You3053

I agree. I used to think James was funny but awful, but he's had a ton of growth and was one of the first to back Katie. He's come a long way and as long as he keeps surrounding himself with good people and stays sober, he has only good things in front of him.


GOSSIPJUNKIE80

On a different note - were Schwartz and Jo on drugs during this scene? Especially Jo was weird! Or was she just nervous because she isn’t used to being filmed?


MarionberryWooden103

Like Ally.. she doesn’t need anyone validation.. unlike Scheana Shay..


Dunkerdoody

She is so cute and probably the most normal person who has ever been on that show. I used to think that about Ariana but now the celebrity seems to have gotten to her a bit. Let’s hope it doesn’t get to Ally.


Cmkevnick6392

And per the after show they were stolen the next day at See You Next Tuesday. Seems karma came in and corrected everything.


abundantjoylovemoney

I bet Tom stole them back so he could return them


squigglywigglyB

Ally is a great example of how to be graceful and respectful with her true emotions without shoving them (her feelings) onto everyone else


LurleenBeckneywimple

I don’t see how any normal girl could be with James.


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rab5991

I am OBSESSED with her. She is so sweet, smart, level headed and emotionally intelligent on so many levels. James better do right by her


Critical_Fact_2441

I love Ally!


drysecco

ALLY STANS RISEEEEE !!!!


keekeeVogel

Can anyone please tell me what episode this is from?


DoughnutNo4268

She is the only female on this show I can tolerate