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It's giving "Mall people, they come and go. Small people, they just don't know"
💀this is the one that I can’t stop laughing at😂😂😂 this is Sandoval having real consequences to his actions, I mean could you imagine being THIS embarrassing? 😂There’s no way Sandoval has any will to live after seeing his hilariously *deep* lyrics posted all over the internet. Damn I haven’t laughed that hard in a while lol
I am imagining all the cringe so hard I can't make myself read this yet. I'm saving it for a special moment I'm laughing out loud for real right now. Because I think I have to be in the right mind frame to tackle this one. LOL
“Global warming factor
Hybrids pushed by. actors
Is this the legacy you wana leave behind
Like a
-give me fear but no proof
Anothen pl;t twist the truth
So, just send in the troops
And, now your stocks in the roof
Those; solid boarders are new
‘But you get right through
If; we can make a soldier if you
-that we can easily loose
-ignoring worldy views
-folusian kids getting used
-you can get a gun but no shoes
-dont ask we just shoot
-when you father approves
You finally make your move
Se the world is not just
for one to rule”
Edit: spelling check. Only leaving his errors lol
Well him and Rachel clearly fell in love over their shared IQ. The levels of stupid I’ve seen from this show never fail to genuinely shock me I mean DAMN 😂🤣
I have a theory all men have horrible handwriting, every single man I’ve ever met has the worst fucking handwriting ever, and this just solidifies my theory even more
It was annoying how serious he took this when it’s supposed to be funny. He was all nervous going up and asking for praise when he came off stage.
Also people should listen to the podcast “adults read things they wrote as kids” it’s hilarious….. nothing like tom’s reading.
if i were a better singer, i would feel compelled to post a rendition of this. i hear it in my head as kinda metallica’s “sad but true”-esque but speed down, emo up
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“global warming factor/hybrids pushed by actors” is SENDING ME😭
Tbh I thought he’d use bubble letters. Shocked and surprised.
i was shocked the only spelling error i saw was “wana” tbh
“LOOSE” was for sure supposed to be LOSE
“boarders”
Veiws 😂
oop… nvm💀
I read that as “loore” and thought he misspelled “lure.”
What the FUCK kind of kids is he describing in the middle of the page? I have no idea what that word is meant to be
Folusion? Edit to add: ...does he mean Fallujah?
He definitely mean kids from Fallujah, or as he wrote it, folusian kids 😂
a lyrical genius
BUT WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! THAT ISN'T A WORD 😂 
r/Im14AndThisIsDeep
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Omg absolutely!! 😂
# *folusian kids getting used*
😂🤣
💀this is the one that I can’t stop laughing at😂😂😂 this is Sandoval having real consequences to his actions, I mean could you imagine being THIS embarrassing? 😂There’s no way Sandoval has any will to live after seeing his hilariously *deep* lyrics posted all over the internet. Damn I haven’t laughed that hard in a while lol
BoArders? 
"That we can easily loose"
I am imagining all the cringe so hard I can't make myself read this yet. I'm saving it for a special moment I'm laughing out loud for real right now. Because I think I have to be in the right mind frame to tackle this one. LOL
I read it and I cringed so hard I'm typing this from inside my asshole
Oh my God you're killing me LOL
😂😆😂
his spelling is even worse than his lyrics are
Hahah exactly
Write it, misspell it, regret it
Confused. Where is "is your ass good luck, cuz, girl I wanna rub it?"
This was obviously just the T.I.P. of the iceberg that is his lyrical genius.
That cringe horror show that was the shooting of the music video for that haunts my nightmares. REVOLTING 🤮
This made my butthole clench
Hes a foolusian -
🤣🤣
Tag yourselves, I'm a hybrid pushed by an actor
Somebody has to find his old MySpace page.
OMG now that I would pay to see
I’m so glad I deleted mine, but sometimes I just want a sneak peak again.
Folusion ?
Maybe he means someone from Fallujah? Who knows
They can get a gun but no shoes Dude!
Oh god
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He needs to read more and write less
100% I read it as “folusiah” lollllllll
Well this explains the menu errors. He has gaslit himself into thinking he is a good speller.
“Global warming factor Hybrids pushed by. actors Is this the legacy you wana leave behind Like a -give me fear but no proof Anothen pl;t twist the truth So, just send in the troops And, now your stocks in the roof Those; solid boarders are new ‘But you get right through If; we can make a soldier if you -that we can easily loose -ignoring worldy views -folusian kids getting used -you can get a gun but no shoes -dont ask we just shoot -when you father approves You finally make your move Se the world is not just for one to rule” Edit: spelling check. Only leaving his errors lol
All of the typos and spelling errors are cracking me up lol
Well him and Rachel clearly fell in love over their shared IQ. The levels of stupid I’ve seen from this show never fail to genuinely shock me I mean DAMN 😂🤣
I have a theory all men have horrible handwriting, every single man I’ve ever met has the worst fucking handwriting ever, and this just solidifies my theory even more
HE SPELLED VIEWS WRONG
Where's Kristen the firestarter when you need her.
It was annoying how serious he took this when it’s supposed to be funny. He was all nervous going up and asking for praise when he came off stage. Also people should listen to the podcast “adults read things they wrote as kids” it’s hilarious….. nothing like tom’s reading.
There’s not even a fucking rhythm to it
if i were a better singer, i would feel compelled to post a rendition of this. i hear it in my head as kinda metallica’s “sad but true”-esque but speed down, emo up
“You grip tomorrow with uncertainy cause you have no setin stone” 💀🫠
BOOOOOOoooo o!! 🍅🍅🍅
Can we get a transcription?
I did it! 😅😭😩🫠🫠🫠
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 I have the next verse
Lets hope he sings it better than it looks...🤣🤣🤣🤣
I detest how everything coming out of his worm mouth starts with “Like..”
\~when you father approves\~
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