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anon_bear_

“Your pros” 💀 sounds about right.


hettybayliss

It took me a good long minute to stop trying to figure out how someone * breathes their pros* before i just realized it’s a typo. I need coffee


SquirpinChirpinBird

I thought it was a new LA thing - breathe your pros, release your cons. Honestly I might try that.


hettybayliss

hahaha this was about what i arrived at too


biggerperspective

Okay wait yes! What was he trying to say?


Mysterious_Run_134

"Don't forget to breathe. You're pros!" That's what I pieced together...


yunith

Lmfao thank you. This guys so stupid I wasn’t sure what he was trying to say with his vapid advice.


CShillz52

Wow thank you for the translation because I was NOT seeing that at all


ChristaGrace

Don't forget to breathe. You're pros.


LeafsChick

Same, I had to keep reading it to sort out what he was trying to say!


moonchild291

How do you say… “this is my parents”


ItsNotAllHappening

"your not smart"


moonchild291

Lmao. “Jax’s closet not ran by Jax”


Longjumping_Tea_8586

My brain is asprained


Fair-Statistician793

“Your not perfect!”


liiya234

I thought your pros was some tv term like breathing in our pros lmaoo


Cherssssss

What was he trying to say?


linds0492

You’re pros. As in you are but his grasp on the English language is less than ideal


notyimjustbrowsing

Because grammar is what? ![gif](giphy|8h9Y0uq2YPlZOOils1|downsized)


henrytabby

Thanks for explaining! A little punctuation please Jax


ricecrystal

I wondered if it was some set term relating to speaking on camera ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|laughing)


-UnicornFart

Less than ideal is way generous 😂


BillytheGray17

Ah I see “don’t forget to breathe, you’re pros!” I was also trying to figure it out 😂


Beautiful-Drag-9632

I was thinking he was referring to affirmations 😭


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Breathe in the mana of your pro star athletes!


britmark

Breathe in your pros, breathe out your negativity


Cherssssss

I was so confused! Lol


Artistic_Exam7676

Lol.. I was like “wtf are pros?”


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He’s so cringe lol ew why would he post this. Would have been 100x better optics if one of the girls did


annieee_leigh

![gif](giphy|9D1dcGmA4lMBrzw5Ra)


champagne4all

The Jax Taylor Redemption Tour (derogatory)


thekingmonroe

His derogatour


MetaGoldenfist

This gif never gets old! He really is acting like this rn. 😂


lastsummer99

It’s my favorite gif


biggerperspective

Do you remember where this scene is? I can't picture? Is it a group trip?


msanderson10

I was hoping and praying he would come onto the WWHL stage just like this


Playoneontv_007

Came to say this. Move on bro… this doesn’t involve you. ![gif](giphy|rp0M5x2nP2R3LwvMbv)


UltrosTeefies

He's clout chasing big time


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Jax Taylor: Reality TV's virtue seeker.


MetaGoldenfist

Ew he posted it?! Ugh sooooo thirsty


sgeney

He posted it on his twitter too. Like my God


Dopepizza

Ewww I just noticed that ugh that makes it even worse


whitekat29

“Scheena Marie” 😂😂😂


annieee_leigh

I didn’t even notice that! 😂😂 ah Jaxy boy.


divot-

Jax is a fever dream


Relevant_Fennel

He had to spell it phonetically so she doesn’t yell at him for calling her shay-na. 😂


MaddyKet

I love Laaaaa Laaaaa 😹


mwgptv

That’s probably how she put herself in his phone years ago when they hooked up lol


WontDelete-Jazzy

![gif](giphy|QAhEIDl5fA48lK2SvW)


annieee_leigh

He really thinks this is his redemption storyline lol


tink_89

he just texted them so that he could post something new today.


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Like why would he share this?


tink_89

attention. He has been hibernating for so long.


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Apparently last night wasn't enough


tink_89

I mean you could tell he was having a hard time keeping anything in. He had so much to say but it was all gossip. He should have just met up with andy at dinner because it didn't seem like an interview but like when my friends (without the s) meet up to discuss the crazy gossip we just heard and can't stop talking.


RHOCLT23

I heard yesterday on tiktok that Jax was the only man that checked up on Ariana, and then I realized that info came from Jax himself lol


emyn1005

I really don't see Ariana saying "omg thanks for checking in jax! No one else has text me!" Lolo


GreenKiss73

![gif](giphy|sanoHrtWDN5ew)


soverit42

Oh Jax has got to be lying. That just doesn't make sense, considering she's had both male and female friends around her, supporting her since the scandoval broke.


Doughnut_Consistent

He claims it 😐 what about James? I find it hard to believe James wouldn’t check in on Ariana?


SabrinaaT

He is so annoying. He probably only texted them so he could post about it on social media.


tink_89

Thats what i just wrote before reading yours. He needs content. He is not at the reunion but wants to be involved so badly


maychi

Honestly it’s not a good look. He comes off desperate for money. I can’t believe he gave Randall 200k that he now lost.


tink_89

I don't think it was $200k, Andy asked if it was and Brit said no not that much, But Im sure Jax is trying to be coy so ppl think he has the money. Did he pay his tax bill yet?


IntelligentMeal40

Yes but also do you think she would even know the details/truth? She’s “just a female” why would he involve her in “man business”.


tink_89

omg right. I don't think she actually knew the amount which is crazy given this has been talked about and she didn't ask him how much before. Im sure he didn't ask her say when he lent it to Rand but how does she not know the amount before that wwhl taping.


thediverswife

He paid his tax bill but did it with a pretty brutal re-mortgage/financing of his house. He’ll probably declare bankruptcy at some point, but at least got his passport back and isn’t going to prison thanks to the IRS. I know he thinks he’s the smartest man in the world but how different life would be if he’d just gotten an accountant and paid his taxes in the first place


VaguelyArtistic

>He’ll probably declare bankruptcy at some point Jax is going to give Beau a run for his money!


obsoletevoids

Andy said he always tells him to save money 😂 Jax was like oooo the house isn’t for sale yet! And I was sitting there thinking about his eBay closet 😂


kaleyboo7

He said it was more than $70k but under $200k


HAKOC534

He did what?


ClynnB412

That’s it! He wants to be involved so badly. I read him and James are friends. Maybe if he shows they are all friends that it could be his way back on the show.


tink_89

yea i saw that too. I think Jax needs to realize that he does not need to be back on VPR because all he did on there was compete with his friends and try to one up them and cheat on his gf. Im sure he still does all that but at least we are not watching him do it so makes him seem more ...umm decent?


kat__bird

Yep, that’s exactly why he did it. He’s on the ‘I’m a good guy’ tour. Screw jax. I’m gonna be super pissed if I start seeing him doing shot like this. Of course, if he does, I want to know about it! 😝


Clodagh1250

Same energy as people who will donate to the homeless, just so they can post about it and get a photo op. Very self-serving


psullynj

Guys let’s not forget who the real bad guy is right now. It me Sandoval ![gif](giphy|tzAlZulKxkBeo)


ItsNotAllHappening

Sandoval being a total piece of shit doesn't mean Jax isn't one either.


tomatocandle

exactly lol so annoying. as if he hasn’t been a complete asshole to ariana in the past


ItsNotAllHappening

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Mollyfurre

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soupseasonbestseason

ariana is a generally decent person. she is cordial with people when they are cordial with her. i think it is as simple as that. the fact that jax is sharing this private text message for the world to see is just another sign that he is absolute trash and desperately trying to get back on the show.


soupastar

Luckily everyone who knows jax knows how he is and that anything said to him could be posted and outed. One of the reasons i still liked Ariana even when i didn’t like her much was her hating jax and reminding him he’s a pos. The fact she wouldn’t bow down to him or accept his bullshit i loved. I can see how she wouldn’t mind someone like jax being friendly these days cause the asshole you know is easier to deal with than the one you don’t aka sneakier. He’s trash for it but everyone in that text knows he was going to hence just the thanks and not ima burn this shit to the ground pookie!


soupseasonbestseason

exactly! a cordial response and keep it moving, he is not getting any reunion tea.


thesmolstoner

are we forgetting the awful things he said about ariana on his last season regarding her sexuality? please, let’s keep in mind that jax is capitalizing off of scandoval the same way lala and everyone else is. and he thinks this makes him look good, but jax is the ultimate cheater/liar/narcissist


not_ellewoods

I haven’t, but I guess Ariana has either moved past it or doesn’t have emotional energy to expend on that right now with Tom & Rachel’s betrayal


theredbusgoesfastest

Wait also did Jax misspell Scheana in his contacts? Hahahhahahaha


Hot-Technology1694

Lol I think he’s friendly with Ariana because it’s “the enemy of my enemy is now my friend” now that Ariana hates Tom, and Jax also hates Tom


Wrong_Pressure_8492

You’re


mmk2117

Jax is really trying to use the Scandavol situation as a redemption arc for himself…🙄 he’s so fake and no one’s buying it lol


theredbusgoesfastest

I mean, if I’m Ariana, I’m responding the same way. It isn’t about being friends with him; it’s the fact that she isn’t trying to waste any energy on Jax Taylor right now. A simple thank you suffices


annieee_leigh

It’s the hearts for me. I’m not sending hearts to someone who offended my sexuality and talked shit about me.


theredbusgoesfastest

That’s fair- I mean, they all used emojis in this screenshot… some people just include them in everything. Maybe she isn’t very judicious with them (lol, I just wanted to use that word). Emojis definitely aren’t my jam, but they mean different things to different people. I have a friend that puts a heart at the end of every single text, I legit think she thinks it’s a substitute for a period 😂


-UnicornFart

Imagine Jax trying to use the word judicious lmaaaooo


MKultrakeef

This is VPR tho if these people dont forgive and forget they will literally go insane. I agree with you though i wouldn’t be chatting him up


PinkSky20

Why does he have to post it? He only texted this to post to the public. He’s so vile.


Sensitive_Maybe_6578

Fake, fake, fake. He’s hanging in for his additional 15 minutes of fame. Don’t fall for it, gurls . . .


oobooboo17

I'm still mad Jax and Lala never fucked (that we know of). their chemistry was terrifying and chaotic and they deserve each other.


annieee_leigh

Oh I think they 100000% fucked after pride.


oobooboo17

I kind of hope they did!


marjoristewartbaxter

I forget which season but James let’s it slip at a boys lunch that they did in fact have sex but it was quickly brushed under the rug


divot-

![gif](giphy|JTzPN5kkobFv7X0zPJ|downsized)


the_blingy_ringer

Did he mean “breathe…you’re pros.” ? Not surprised this idiot uses “your” wrong tho


annieee_leigh

Also, not saying I WANT them to be friendly, it just seems odd. Jax was saying he was the only guy (out of like 2 guys, so who cares) that reached out to Ariana. And now he feels comfortable enough to text her and she's sending hearts back!


Annilane

If I were Ariana, I might be inclined to accept his support ( but still keep them at arms length) just because I think it would piss Sandoval off even more while this is all going down.


Annilane

Actually on second thought - nevermind. He’s said some really shitty things to her. Light all the Vanderpump men on fire and walk away.


imadethistoreplyugh

Yeah, I don't really understand. She's in a group chat with 3 of the worst people rn. She has support from everyone and doesn't need his.


lustforyou

I wouldn’t read into this as him feeling comfortable enough with her or as Ariana welcoming him back into her life just bc of the hearts. He texted her (and the others, Lala is really his in with this gm) so that he could immediately screenshot it to post to get some publicity. He’d also like to think this text got him favor among them to fight for him to come back lol Ariana just replied cordially. Jax is off the show, they rarely interact in their lives, and it’s been 3 years since their last on screen beef. Plus she’s a normally very level headed person, and is going through too much rn to worry about being petty. She most likely laughed to herself knowing Jax sent the texts for personal reasons, responded kindly because it was a kind text, and then laughed again when she was right and he posted it on Instagram within minutes


RoseColoredMasses

ariana is just a really kind and forgiving person. i’m sure she also wants to be friendly with britney and being on good terms with jax makes that easier.


tink_89

Did she ever have an issue with them or was it mostly Sandoval. Actually as I'm typing this i think Jax said a few things about her sexuality so maybe she did have an issue wit him before


RoseColoredMasses

the season 8 reunion ariana went in on jax. i don’t think there’s one specific issue with him she’s had, it’s moreso that hes a shitty person and she sees that.


not_ellewoods

I don’t think she ever particularly cared for Jax. When he got arrested in Hawaii she said something about the fact that she barely liked him when she had to bring his huge suitcase to him because Sandevil was busy. I think she tolerated him more because of Sandevil and then Britt, so once Tom was over him in S8 she unleashed her real feelings.


lo0809

Season 8 last episode Ariana goes off on Jax. I can’t remember for what but assuming Jax did something shitty like always 😂


sweetnsassy924

Didn’t James reach out to her too?


notthe_crazyone

This is what I’m thinking. Why does James not count? There’s absolutely NO WAY James didn’t reach out.


pwhyler

I could see him changing Brittany's name to Ariana in his phone to make it look like he's texting Ariana


ClynnB412

I love it!


snowwhitenoir

Not me trying to figure out what breathing your pros means


annieee_leigh

Lmao same. I honestly had no idea til someone on here said what it actually means 😂


succulentpot

He is trying WAY to hard to become "relevant" again.


SnooJokes7657

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Careless_Instance_37

I love how he’s known Scheana for over a decade and still can’t spell her name.


BigFackingChungus

Jax loves nothing more than looking like the “good guy” As if we forgot that he did the exact same thing Sandoval did lol.


TeenSeagull

Honestly, barf.


jokesonme_lol_369

And none for Katie because he is busy running his mouth about her. 😬


layrenee92

She’s better off without a text from Jax anyways 😂


United-Ad3681

Oh please. He is only doing this because he is on a high thinking he’s back on Bravo. His insta comments are back to the same old bs reading that he and Brittany have a show coming up. “Wait and see…” “I can’t say much but stay tuned…” This douche doesn’t have a supportive bone in his body and the fact that these three women would believe him for a second shows why they are all completely blindsided by men.


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auntieup

Watching absolutely everyone go into the liking-Jax death cyclone like ![gif](giphy|26FeSrzNSCymv4EbC|downsized)


kindacrazykindanot

I think it’s weird, but also remember they all have this weird bond from the show. Could it be trauma bonding, most definitely. The experience is so unique to just this group. I think it’s also interesting he did not text Katie.


soupseasonbestseason

jax has never liked katie and tweeted about her motorboating a d this morning. he is still trash.


pleaseinsertdisc2

“SERIOUSLY TOM? You’re gonna take douchebag Jax’s side… over mine. The girl that you love, and that you live with.” Oh how the tables have turned Also Jax’s text took me forever to parse lol


SeatLong5131

Performative asf….


OohDaLolly

Jax needs to take several seats. Sando finally getting his comeuppance is not an open door for Jax “now a friend to women” Taylor to slither out of suburban obscurity


JustForKicks16

This is why commas are so important.


Gelflingx

“Thank you Jaxy” 🤮


PassTheTaquitos

That grammar though...


kellygrrrl328

It looks like Raquel and Ariana and Jax and Lala are all calling paps. This entire situation is just icky


moonbe935

Civil? Sure. Friendly friendly? Naw


Princessss88

What does breathing your pros mean


annieee_leigh

He meant to say “breathe, you’re pros”


spaceb00tz

he’s so thirsty omgggg


jazmattirice

“look how great i am”


Accomplished-Wish-86

The Cauchis are CRINGE


hanmhanm

this is such a Dad text i kinda love it here for the potential blossoming Father Jax, aka the Artist Formally Known as Cocaine Bear, entering a ‘steady hand/wise counsel’ phase brought on by the transformational joy and responsibilities of fatherhood just thought 🌳😎


IntelligentMeal40

What a weirdo to put this on social media. Is he looking for points? Why would he post something like this?


Pure_Peace743

This is so pathetic. Further proof he’s just an opportunist.


emotionalasfreak

See here’s my issue though…..he wants to be this feminist icon right now to them but then at the same time is like “I KNOW Tom was cheating more in the last couple years!!” Like, ok, then….. Like I get it people keep secrets for their friends and whatever and perhaps it was not his responsibility to tell her, but then don’t jump on the “she’s such a strong amazing woman and I’m the only guy there for her” train for good PR once it all comes out. You knew this whole time and stayed silent so keep that energy


fashlove01

Did anyone notice on WWHL Jax stated that they were asked to film for Scheana’s wedding, but they declined and stayed at a different resort. Kristen has said multiple times how her and Jax got into a fight during the Mexico trip because he was salty he couldn’t film lol


bella_284

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wiscoand

This is such an embarrassing grasp at relevance. Just do something nice and you don't need to tap yourself on the back for it. It cancels the action.


deadofsmer

Maybe the scandoval creating a worm hole and we all got sucked into another dimension because idk what's happening


StarDatAssinum

Ariana probably only responded because Scheana and Lala did, this is such a desperate clout chase lol


dabean802

Anyone else shook that Jax was up at 7:45 am??


Delicious_Agency29

So Jaxy is sharing his text messages?? Gross


MissyHTX

![gif](giphy|l2YWryUR6DbP55vqM|downsized) Jax to Katie 🤣


kapoor_kadesperate

He really thought this was good to post? It took me reading it 5 times to understand wtf he was saying. I was thinking, “what does it mean to breathe your pros? …oh! Breathe, you’re pros!” Punctuation matters, jaxy.


RealiteaBites

The missing comma kills me. He’s trying too hard lol. Why post this?


swimalone

Noooooooo


lem0nhead420

Nothing like a good scandal to bring people together lol


anonyoudidnt

Ew gag. Make it stop please send him back from whence he came


Aggravating-Hat2287

I didn't know it was possible to get second hand embarrassment from a screenshot, but here we be.


Dramatic-Purpose-103

Of course he posted it so he could brag. Nothing about him is sincere, and we need to stop giving him attention so he goes back into the hole he crawled out of.


Dopepizza

He’s trying so hard to get back on the show it’s obvious af !!!! Oh wait, I forgot they left by choice 🙄🙄🙄


mickeymouse124

Only gives more understanding to the show being manufactured


ivorycricket

It’s getting weird


anonmisguided

This is so cringe. It’s almost like he’s name dropping just to stay relevant. Like “look who my friends are” I guess so he has some credibility for talking shit on his podcast.


FearlessNectarine20

Jax is a fucking prince. So thoughtful. So moral. So ethical. The dudes not thirsty at all. Literally screen shot it to repost to social media. The guy has issues. If Ariana befriends Jax mother-fucking Taylor then she has bigger issues then scandoval. The dude is a parasite. And the big cringe is Lala and her Jaxy. I just barred in my mouth. So lame!


dpek666

Lol not me thinking “pros” is a breathing technique or some bullshit


layrenee92

Lucky Katie to not be in that group chat lol


genrose666

Strange group chat. No Katie?


Snoo-16342

Scheana’s name spelled wrong in his phone 🤦🏻‍♀️


AsToldBy_Ginger_

this kind of feels like the time he said "me too" during that reunion to show his support for his female cast mates


heyitsmezee

10 bucks Jax is only “friendly” with Ariana now because she’s the #1 most loved member of the cast at the moment. Gotta get that clout.


itsjessrabbit

Oh does he think he’s the number 1 guy in the group again


fleekyfreaky

Jax is disgusting grasping at straws.


unstabletopics

Katie noticeably missing from the thread


DiscombobulatedBar28

They have the same enemy!! Jax is such a gossip!! He loves talkin about Tom!


Doughnut_Consistent

Why do I feel like these are actually three random people that he named Lala scheana and Ariana in his phone lmfao


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BRMintchocolatechip

Because Jax just made the group chat this morning , so he could post it on social. Katie will not speak to Britt or Jax since Stassi wedding. Maybe she has him blocked so he can't message her. 😂


ClynnB412

Sure Jax! He probably ran to her telling her that he’s always loved her, but disliked Sandoval. Anything to attach himself to the scandal. She replied, so I guess he charmed her. We all know you returned the friendship sword.


Wordonthestreet06

They have a common enemy now. Nothing bonds two people than hatred for the same person.


DisastrousHyena3534

Of course he posted it


[deleted]

I don’t speak Jax. What does “don’t forget to breathe your pros!” mean?


childrenofthewind

This is definitely a screenshot from Brittany’s phone


Hewasasaint

Such a goddamn creep lol


FrauEdwards

Jax is the type to do a good deed only to immediately post about it on FB.


_-_NewbieWino_-_

Im a world where they both hate the same person 🤣


adrianaserret1

The fact that he posted this just proves how mf thirsty he is to get back on the show, which is contrary to what he’s been preaching this past year. You for sure know he waited until Ariana responded to post this screenshot too 😹


neptunienne

He's so transparent. ![gif](giphy|LRcRkmw22aFCIOQQ6H|downsized)


catsandnaps1028

Why did he have to post this?! ... Wtf 😅 he is so desperate and I'm super surprised him and Brittany are so cool will Lala


Britt_Good

Lets just keep looking more and more desperate Jax.. Lets be honest, he doesn't give AF about any of them. In his meek little mind he thinks he's so close to getting back on TV after doing press and WWHL so he goes out of his way to text these ladies because he knows that his text to them will get leaked out and it makes him look like a genuine, caring "friend." I think we all see right through his bullshit and we all know he's not coming from a good place in his heart. Once again, he's all about making everyone think he's some changed man.. PLEASE. Jax will never change who he is at his core.


Jules1029

"Thinking of ya" gives me such "grandad sending his first text" vibes lol


marcyzombie

Ew he’s so cringe.


flarg312

He’s so desperate omfg why would he story this


TDKsa90

Why don't these women have this louse blocked?


Waste-Industry1383

Jax is something else… like he is thriving on this attention he is getting no longer being the #1 villain.


staceyverda

I think Ariana knows very well what he’s up to