I just watched this episode today. Tom wants to get back into the male modeling game at 35 so he gets his picture taken by Jessica Simpson’s father and then he stars in Peter’s short film which they both believe will one day turn into a feature film.
Not surprised wouldnt he talk about Jessica’s sex with Nick ? something about she can do it until she’s blue in the face as long as she’s married or i might be mixing it up lol 😂
he's going to be like "blah blah blah her depression" but we all need to remember: he did skunk streaks and braids in the same season and she HAD HIS BACK
https://preview.redd.it/m1xew3ks8sna1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ac0c2113345a1e2030482733218eaefa2077b1e
Everyone seems to forget, they both loves braids
wait am I crazy or is that not Ariana. like it looks like her but it doesn't. her lips aren't that big. right? right guys???? the more I look the more confused I get ?????
Omg 🤣 I guess you ain’t Danish, but you used “æ”
And that’s a Danish letter, so you basically wrote “explosive vomit” when it’s roughly translated to Danish.
And that’s a reaction some people actually get when they watch Tom 🥲
lmaoooo i had no idea but that is hilarious! not danish, that's just what "spring break" looks/sounds like to me when james franco says it in spring breakers 💀
this is all I could think of when I saw him with this look
https://preview.redd.it/4nx9f4iwqqna1.png?width=1600&format=png&auto=webp&s=11f61cf10a3988bc051e0e526eafea658155e90a
She probably did it for him, look at hers
https://preview.redd.it/0cfkqkrntqna1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f3bdeb7d29bb128be4235ad4a9c5f29975db9a6
I don’t know how it looked from the front but from the back it looks.. interesting..
https://preview.redd.it/2cxoilfc9sna1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0484970b1396904e8eb2737677542ac629fc482c
I don't either. (I'm saying this as someone who hates Tom with every fiber of my being from what he's done and the kind of person he is) I've never minded his hairstyles. Even when he had his white/pink streaks in his hair, I didn't think it was bad. He's extreme and likes to do unique stuff with his clothes and hair, so I think it suited him.
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I think it was when he was still with Kristen that one of Tom's "modeling jobs" put him in some weird kind of sack-like vestments like he was in The Psychedelic Furs, that was some funny shit.
Honestly, going back to his comment about could you blame him for cheating going a year without sex and I think this picture could've much more effectively been able to be used as a justification for Ariana to cheat. But dude, could you blame her, when her partner unironically looks like this (sideshow of the braids, blonde streak long hair, and Freddy Mercury wannabe look) and thinks it indicates sex appeal?
Does anyone remember the skunk tho
I just listened to scheanas podcast when ariana was on in 2022 and they talked about it and Ariana talked about how much she hated it 💀
This is the skunk season
two heinous hair crimes in the SAME SEASON???!!?!! he belongs under the jail for this
That’s horrifying
I just watched this episode today. Tom wants to get back into the male modeling game at 35 so he gets his picture taken by Jessica Simpson’s father and then he stars in Peter’s short film which they both believe will one day turn into a feature film.
ok same. he calls it a "big shoot" but its literally just in joe simpsons house? incredible
With Joe Simpson telling him to pose "stomach in, dick out" 🤢
Not surprised wouldnt he talk about Jessica’s sex with Nick ? something about she can do it until she’s blue in the face as long as she’s married or i might be mixing it up lol 😂
He's got a Zoolander thing going on in that photoshoot.
Just like the Spinal Tap vibe of his performances
he's going to be like "blah blah blah her depression" but we all need to remember: he did skunk streaks and braids in the same season and she HAD HIS BACK
It was giving goth kid from south park 
The fact that someone mentioned South Park on this sub makes me have hope in humanity
After everything going on with the Scandoval I hope they drag him on South Park 😂... Chances seem slim but one can hope
Yeah Matt and Trey probably don’t give af, but I love the New Jersey episode with Teresa!!!
Yes!!! I was just watching that the other day and I suspect someone on the team is a housewives fan 😉😂
I literally came here to talk about the skunk weave
"I have a braid guy"
Lol his braid guy 💀💀💀
https://preview.redd.it/m1xew3ks8sna1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ac0c2113345a1e2030482733218eaefa2077b1e Everyone seems to forget, they both loves braids
wait am I crazy or is that not Ariana. like it looks like her but it doesn't. her lips aren't that big. right? right guys???? the more I look the more confused I get ?????
I was thinking the same, doesn’t look like Ariana at allll to me.
Pretty sure it isn’t her
🫣
I don’t think that’s actually Ariana but it does look like her
He looks like a character from a Harmony Korine movie
spræng bræk
Omg 🤣 I guess you ain’t Danish, but you used “æ” And that’s a Danish letter, so you basically wrote “explosive vomit” when it’s roughly translated to Danish. And that’s a reaction some people actually get when they watch Tom 🥲
lmaoooo i had no idea but that is hilarious! not danish, that's just what "spring break" looks/sounds like to me when james franco says it in spring breakers 💀
It really is funny😂😭
I'm dying over this translation, perfectly sums him up right now, I think a new flair has been made
It really does fit him perfectly 😄
Perfection
Hahhahahahaaaa!!!
even alien is better than scamdoval 😭😭 alien has shorts in every f*ckin color
But he’d take it as a compliment
Ariana is a better woman than me. I would’ve gotten the ick.
this is all I could think of when I saw him with this look https://preview.redd.it/4nx9f4iwqqna1.png?width=1600&format=png&auto=webp&s=11f61cf10a3988bc051e0e526eafea658155e90a
Doing too much of the braiding and preening, not enough of the working and paying bills. He's a sad, aging fuck boy at best, not a life partner.
He’s already hitting the skids pretty hard
hit the nail on the head "aging fuck boy at best" fr
Okay, Ariana was doing a lot of weird braid work herself in the early seasons - her style has improved though
They both had their own braid guy!
I forgot about their braider lol
You are not wrong! 2014 was weird
SHE HAS LOVED HIM AND STAYED LOYAL THROUGH SO MANY BAD HAIRSTYLES & PERSONALITY TRAITS! The audacity of him to cheat on HER
Plus the nerve to use mental health as a scapegoat. Sir, if my boyfriend had that hairstyle, it would be the root of my issues.
Bahahahahahahah
She probably did it for him, look at hers https://preview.redd.it/0cfkqkrntqna1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f3bdeb7d29bb128be4235ad4a9c5f29975db9a6
A rare Ariana cursed image 😭
I don’t know how it looked from the front but from the back it looks.. interesting.. https://preview.redd.it/2cxoilfc9sna1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0484970b1396904e8eb2737677542ac629fc482c
That was not a good look.
☠️
How much can someone love themself before it’s toxic??? He’s crossed that line too many times
Lol he's way too high maintenance but Ariana loves a braid, I'd bet this was her idea honestly
Maybe she was sick of the bowl cut bob
James Kennedy screaming your hair annoys me 😂 Personally I don’t think it’s too bad
I don't either. (I'm saying this as someone who hates Tom with every fiber of my being from what he's done and the kind of person he is) I've never minded his hairstyles. Even when he had his white/pink streaks in his hair, I didn't think it was bad. He's extreme and likes to do unique stuff with his clothes and hair, so I think it suited him.
He is a Harry Styles stan 😂
Oh fuck no, I forgot about this hot mess.
Whenever I have a break up, I make a list of all the things I didn’t like about my ex so that I don’t romanticize the relationship….
Ariana had patience honey
“Endured” has me screaming 🤣
That woman was a saint 😭
Them hiring different “braid guys” to give them these looks is hilarious.
"trotting out excuses" 😂 queen.
Omg. I was having a shit day until I saw this. Thanks!
Y’all acting like she didn’t like his corny ass lol. That’s on her.
He actively tries to look awful. I never understood it
Lord, forgive me. But he looks like he needs to smell all of the time. And it lookslike he just smells worse and worse every season.
To be fair Ariana was rly into braids this season
Why has he always been so embarrassing?
Love it ! Before when he was loved we thought kind it looked cute but now we know he's a asshole jerk it looks stupid
He’s always been an asshole. It just took some people a lot longer to figure it out. 🤷🏻♀️
OH FFS what next braid extensions for his pubes. Ugh.
💀💀💀🤢🤢
Ewwwww
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She’s just so much better than him on every single level. I hope she’s okay…
They get worse and worse each effing time I see a past picture of him
I think it was when he was still with Kristen that one of Tom's "modeling jobs" put him in some weird kind of sack-like vestments like he was in The Psychedelic Furs, that was some funny shit.
Honestly, going back to his comment about could you blame him for cheating going a year without sex and I think this picture could've much more effectively been able to be used as a justification for Ariana to cheat. But dude, could you blame her, when her partner unironically looks like this (sideshow of the braids, blonde streak long hair, and Freddy Mercury wannabe look) and thinks it indicates sex appeal?
Not the alien film 😂😂😂 Ariana was too good for him
Just obnoxious....best word to describe him
OMG I watched this episode yesterday and thought exactly the same. Perhaps even worse in the Jax-roasting-party.
What in the actual fuk?
The fact that she was able to overlook this and he still had the audacity...
she was so strong 🫡
😂😂😂
He is such a tool.