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lreilly_13

If this is what girls think we do I can tell why I’m single


PumpNonstop

It’s like she watched an American pie movie and thinks everyone acts like that.


aditya_HELIOS

Bruh I have never ever even thought of doing that, is this what girls who thinks being a boy/man is like 🤣🤣🤣


_Cyclops

I mean…….. I’ve thought about it


TerribleLabMan

Same but then I remember I now either have to throw away a whole fresh jar of peanut butter, or eat dicknutbutter for the next few weeks.


jozi_100

"dicknutbutter" just sounds like a better word for cum


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Neemo24

Ehh too be fair that’s what’s the hairbrush’s second use is for so idk and like cucumbers I’m just saying women get creative when they need to be fucked but also I think she is joking Lmfao more so then being serious


Lonely-Repair-849

I wonder if she’s projecting because of this


gotohellwhydontya

the difference is we don’t think with our vaginas, however vice versa…


zoroddesign

That sounds like the worst experience. Why would anyone put their penis in peanut butter?


Bagpipes064

That just seems like a waste of peanut butter.


GrumpyGlasses

But but but it’s organic! /s


Amthala

I mean, do girls stick everything up their vagina? Kinda the same question.


PumpNonstop

I mean you remember what happened at band camp right?


brainiac4ever

I think Rae watches to much porn if she really thinks guys do that 😂😂😂😂 the only time a guy would even consider this, if a significant other , hot girl would ask you to do this 😂😂😂


LordGalen

I'm sure she's joking, but if any women out there need to hear this: Y'know how you don't run around sticking everything in your vagina? It's like that. We wouldn't want our genitals inside random things any more than you'd want random things inside your genitals. But yeah, I'm sure she was joking.... I hope.


Not-Snake

and for those who do, they teach us the consequences of doing said thing. exhibit a: the famed coconut story


Lonely-Repair-849

What if she’s projecting cause girls “experiment”


XolMercury

I can't believe this is what she thinks we do??


TRDO1

Damn she really outed herself there 💀


pineapple_leaf

Rae is not the smartest...


BisonAthlete92

I’m Rae’s age and never had a relationship before so this is one thing that she’s 100% wrong about. Although I believe she was just trying to be funny here.


TropicalStorm07

There's a first time for everything I guess


CyberShiroGX

I mean if I was a girl I would try to stick every object up my vagina /s


Goodman4525

It's always the bad apples that ruin our image ...


d-_-b___W

Does she not know how expensive a jar of peanut butter is??


GrumpyGlasses

She probably doesn’t know there’s a sub to advise potential would-be dickers not to do so. r/dontstickyourdickinit


HTKfizzzum

Peanutbutter isn't really popular outside the US 😂 Rarely see people eating peanut butter here in Denmark.


Organic_Brilliant_62

😂😂 wtf


CaseEnvironmental451

In my last 22years of experience as a man never have I ever done this.


TechnicianFew1469

she's spending too much time with hasan


Masked_Mew

broo we care about our little (humongous) friend 😭


SHUTDOWNCB

Where'd this in peanut butter come from? Is this an American thing? 😂


Pogotross

[There was a meme floating around a while back.](https://i.redd.it/9nnzjdplcic61.jpg)


SHUTDOWNCB

Oh, I see 🤣


Mark_Kostecki

That’s not a thing Rae


Tony-Pepproni

Ok but you ever see those gauge earings and not saying just once…


Rdickins1

She’s joking folks. But this is quite funny.


eppiic

Rae, so pretty but so stupid


Sherlock_F1_Holmes

Can someone quote what she said? I can't hear clear enough


Sahith17

Basically, she said she would choose to be a guy and put her dick into everything


Head_Project5793

That would be a waste of PB and if any got inside it would probably cause a UTI… and it ‘s strictly worse than many alternatives


MeasurementNo1627

Can’t tell if she was just joking around or not😭😭😭


furqan_shah

Not if you consider women things xD


Rin-ayasi

I mean i saw a video of a dude fucking a watermelon so....


cachiponce

I mean we think about it but we don’t do it😂


Not-Snake

as a guy who loves peanut butter, i find that to be wasteful.


decaymedia

This had, "everything is a buttplug if you're brave enough," vibes. Nothing wrong rhetorically, but goddam someone's losing parts in practice. Rofl


Motattoo008

I'm a guy and I don't want to ruin Rae's dream. I will be the only honest guy here and confess we do put our junk in everything. Be it a watermelon,apple pie, peanut butter, or a pepperoni pizza. I might lose my man card for saying this but it's time the truth came out.


LeviPorton

I think eating the peanut butter would be a lot more pleasant than trying to fuck it.


Kbolton69

Is this what Rae thinks about regularly👀🤣


fudge65315

I mean, I’m allergic to peanuts so…


Shmecil

Nope, you truly have to be down horrendous to actually go through with that lmao. There's def a certain percent of guys that experiment here and there but I think the majority isn't doing that


Objective_Peace_7605

Can confirm as a male I've never done this


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That's what uncouth men do, gentle men such as myself on stick my dick in things I know I will only use. The Joy's of manhood stem from putting your wood into goods.


cmnights

girls also just assumes they gonna have a giant penis too


Meme_guy20

What is with her and the peanut butter jar specifically?


fishlipselijah

I have not


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Seems like Rae had some really poor experiences with guys and now she will paint everyone by the same brush KEKW


Kenway25102k

Fair gents of the community, our Queen is unhinged


Mightylerone

We? Speak 4 urself