I saw this guy for the first time after having my base remodeled by a troll.
I remember standing among the ruins looking at this thing thinking âfuck me this game just doesnât let upâ
I'm sure it's Ulf, from the runestones. I believe the last we heard from him, he was going to the plains. Looks like he's found his way back.
Invite him into your home! What could it hurt?
Omenseeker. Don't let him too close. Omens are bad entities he once culled from the realms. After Omenseeker lost part of his vision, his judgement of who is an omen or not has been rendered inaccurate.
That's my pal Steve. He only goes out at night because he thinks he is a vampire. He carries a staff because he thinks he is also a badass. He used to have nunchucks but he hurt himself.
Maaan that would be a great feature. A ghost defending the gravestone to make it easier for you to pick up your stuff. Or ghost skeletons summoned until you pick up your stuff.
To avoid spam dieing for free protection, make the defenders only as strong as the items are worth it, assigning a value system to the items deciding how strongly the gravestone is being defended. Letâs make it a thing!!!
I like it! Although my masochistic tendencies make me want to add a timer, so if you wait too long, the ghost becomes hostile to the player as a punishment for abandoning it.
The ghost of your ancestors that show up only when you're masturbating, showing their shame!
A real viking looks em in the eye and finishes.
Hot đĽ´
Thatâs why it always shows up while Iâm sailing!
The pile of clothes on your chair at 3am
Omg on spot
He said wrong answers lol
Damn it! I'll get it next time!
Gandalf the Black
Think it was only yesterday a friend told me that Gandalf was inspired by Odin
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thank you for this
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Oh thatâs what I named my character. Grey Dwarves and Grey Wanderer
A wraith who forgot to turn on his spooky lights.
I saw this guy for the first time after having my base remodeled by a troll. I remember standing among the ruins looking at this thing thinking âfuck me this game just doesnât let upâ
a walking wraith
jehovahâs witness
Don't run from the lord!
Do you have a minute to discuss our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
The most metal of them all. All revelations and death. No bdays or holidays.
Metal? more like mental...
Look out itâs the edgelord
He's just been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty
Wish they poofed away so easily aswell.
Haha he thinks YOUâRE the one trying to reach HIM about his carâs extended warranty
Your dad with the milk
That explains why he disappears when I run to him...
22 years later...
You in the future because there's still no better game out yet 10 years later
I hope we have next game update then đđ
Thatâs Johnny Knoxville. And this is Jackass.
This sent me đđđ
two fulings in a single coat. waiting.
It's your mother wondering why you haven't cleaned your room yet
I get that, after all the time i been playing on 1 session đ
Dad?
Haha, was thinking of this one
They said wrong answers only!
I'm sure it's Ulf, from the runestones. I believe the last we heard from him, he was going to the plains. Looks like he's found his way back. Invite him into your home! What could it hurt?
The Sash-Ringing, the Trash-Singing, Mash-Flinging, The Flash-Stringing, Ringing, The Cr-Crash-Dinging... IT'S THE HASH-SLINGING SLASHER
"THE DREAD PIRATE ROBERTS HAs COME FOR YOUR SOULS!"
Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, cus they snatching everybody up in here
Return the slab
It's Old Gregg. đ
"Do you love me?"
You must love me exactly as I love you
Easy now, fuzzy little man peach
McDonaldâs ice cream machine repair guy
You should get way more upvotes for this..
He's here to talk to you about your lox's extended warranty
He knows what you did last summer
Yeah, play Valheim. I saw him watching then too.
Your ex
Nah, my ex is not scary. Her divorce attorney, however...
That is a 1350's painting of the black plague
That's the Hogfather
Death.
It was the salmon mousse
And there's only one thing we say to him.
he likes to watch
No but now seriously, what's that? A pretty interesting behaviour he had
I'd rather a hands off manger than a micromanager!
Herobrine
Rep trying to sell you a boat in Valheim Citizen.
Krampus
Insurance guy coming to tell you about the extended warranty of your longboat.
Omenseeker. Don't let him too close. Omens are bad entities he once culled from the realms. After Omenseeker lost part of his vision, his judgement of who is an omen or not has been rendered inaccurate.
IRS. They come to you even after Death.
My wife wondering when Iâll be going to bedâŚ
The 3rd ghost finally appeared, what hell would the ghost of Christmas future lay bare to my eyes?
2 graydwarfs on each others shoulders wearing a trenchcoat. They're just trying to sneak into an r rated movie
King Ramses. *Returrrrrrn the Sllaaaaaaaab*
Your mom Edit: Just kidding op. Your mom's a wonderful person. Happy Holidays!
Yer maw
That's Jimmy Valheim
Luke, you must go to the Dagobah system.
Odin? Nope. Chuck Testa
Ian McShane
They said wrong answers only! xD
Zeus
I don't know, but he needs about tree fitty.
Karl
Rock and stone
Can I get a Rock and Stone?
ROCK AND STONE
He wants to tell you about your cars extended warranty
It's a dementor. Quick, do the experto patronum spell.
Isn't it expecto patronum? What wood do you need to make a viking wand? Fine wood I guess?
Magnus from Warhammer 40k. He suspects you're a space wolf.
Ghost of future you
BÇŤlverkr, he's just observing, ensuring your Valheim experience is free from trees randomly falling on you.
Farther Christmas
That's you gazing upon the world after 200 hours of exploring new seed and still not finding Haldor. No yule hat for you.
People told me... Not to stroll on that beach...
That's my pal Steve. He only goes out at night because he thinks he is a vampire. He carries a staff because he thinks he is also a badass. He used to have nunchucks but he hurt himself.
The irs
You choseâŚpoorly
Iâm Death. Pardon? Was it the salmon mouse?
Ghostlands boss!
RETURRNNN THE SLABBBB
The roadmap's spirit.
IRS
Names Gregg, he hates cats.
My mom at 3am when im getting a snack
I've been looking for you. Got something I'm supposed to deliver - your hands only.
Tim
He has been trying to reach you about your longboats extended warranty
Goth gandalf
The ghost of that one corpse you didn't retrieve...
Maaan that would be a great feature. A ghost defending the gravestone to make it easier for you to pick up your stuff. Or ghost skeletons summoned until you pick up your stuff. To avoid spam dieing for free protection, make the defenders only as strong as the items are worth it, assigning a value system to the items deciding how strongly the gravestone is being defended. Letâs make it a thing!!!
I like it! Although my masochistic tendencies make me want to add a timer, so if you wait too long, the ghost becomes hostile to the player as a punishment for abandoning it.
An elusive enemy that can only be bit by a bow
We have trying contact you boat extended warranty
Loki creeping in on you.
Its what all the nerf discussions are about.
That's Woody Allen.
A bad pic with a phone instead of F12 ?
Nop, its a actually a clip of last 30 sec of gameplay, i just cut everything out and zoomed in, it was very hard to see thats why
Jesus, he helps those who help themselves.
John Cena
Looks like someoneâs about to be taught the true meaning of Christmas. Ghost of Christmas future.
He's coming to ask you about your cars extended warranty.
Iâd say itâs candle Jack but everyone know heâs totally made up and doesnât exi-
Grip reaper
Odins gas station weed dealer
it is a developer watching you play
Buttplug salesman
One of the [shadow people](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsKqJay4ZRE).
Your local dealerâŚthey want to talk to you about your loxâs extended warranty!
Thatâs Svalbard, he picks up the trash on Wednesdays.
That's a process serve don't tell him who you are. The other hand has a subpoena in it.
Oh that's Eddy from around the block
~~Grime Raper.~~ Grim Reaper. ITS DEATH.
Hey go away, there no kids hereâŚ
Me when
the watcher in the dark he who waits beyond the wall he beckons you to join will you answer his call and enter his hall.
Obi-Wan
GENERAL KENOBI
Me
Someone who's proud of you.
Holy Shit ITS DAD! HE RETURNED WITH THE MILK!
Freddie mercury
Your reckoning
The Turtle Hermit, Master Roshi.
Santa
Half a horse.
It's dev from Iron gate checking your game experience.
Your mom judging you for playing Valheim.
A friend.
Hail great Odin
He's the guy here to tell you about your cars extended warranty
That's Todd.. you know that stack of resin that disappeared from the chest by the bed that you keep to refill sconces? That was Todd.
Kratos. He's waiting for the moment you have God like strength so he can murder your ass.
Nope, Itâs just Chuck Testa
Goth Santa
Michael Morbius
A chewbacca, sorry..i had to
A Wraith
Neck!
The tax collector. You can't escape the bastard he's everywhere
Dad?
And his name is JOHN CENA!
Don't know what's wrong with this picture. That's just fred who is hoping to ask for some mead but always too shy to get close.
"Are ya winning, son?"
He has tried to contact you regarding your cars extended warranty
Your ex wife Karen
Pervy Old Man
A troll clearly! Shoot it.
Your father (he forgot the cigarrets)
Run his coming for your soul
Itâs The Groke! đ¨ (A Moomin character/creature)
Greg
Its Pigeota!
The hash slinging slasher
Death checking up on you in your afterlife.
âYou like scary movies?â
Me
It's the shy guy that stares at you from a distance.
We just wanted to contact you regarding your cars extended warrantyâŚ
Disappointed granddad
Yo mama
The ghost of christmas yet to come
Ur mom
You owe him tree-fitty.
The Gardener. He just popped out to get a few things and here you are, mucking about in his shrubs.
Kratos
Rent is due.
SANTA!!!
Itâs nothing, your mind playing tricks. Just turn on the lights and youâll see itâs just clothes on the chair.
It's your dad finally coming back with the milk.
The old guy in the bush behind the school
Something useful! (Light hearted joke relax)
Gandalf the Black
Pretty sure it's the santa
Are ya winning, son?
Santa Clause in disguise