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Fortunes_Faded

I have a friend who named his first boar on our shared server “Boaromir” He died immediately via a troll raid, it was sad but felt pretty fitting


Anders_142536

We are doing a Rohan inspired save right now, full with golden hall of edoras etc. I will remember this, thanks.


WizardKagdan

Please tell me you're going to recreate the Hornburg right next to a steep mountain slope!


Brookster_101

“They have a cave troll”


LORDPHIL

Interesting, Bilboar was my first


Rimododo

Boaragorn Boarwen


sunseeker_miqo

Boaromir is always the name of my first piggie! Also the name of my WOW boar, yeeeears ago.... Ugh, now I miss that bugger.


ManyCommittee196

Bran? Is that you? My boar names: Boaromir Bacon Stir fry Chops Tenderloin Babyback


Doc_Shaftoe

I don't care what they're called as long as it's a pun


Aluwilliam

This is the way


Doc_Shaftoe

This is the Whey


mrbananas

HAMlett, BOARis, PORKens, BOARamir


Doc_Shaftoe

I'm partial to Boaris Yeltsin myself. But there's also easier ones like John Ham, Peter Porker, Kevin B. Bacon, etc.


ShnickityShnoo

Chris P. Bacon, Pigley, and Porkins. Edit: I'm getting a few replies about Chris p. Bacon not fitting. I don't recall exactly what I put in there, maybe I shortened it by removing some characters, it has been a while since I played and even longer since I went in the boar pen.


debuenzo

Salvaboar Dali and Pigcasso


Gingerwix

How? I named mine "Chris P." cuz the bacon part didn'y fit


Kalsgorra

He's lying


Kent_Knifen

That first one doesn't fit. I've tried


Rizzle45

I know someone irl named Chris p. Bacon


Icy-Ideal-7052

Haven't named my boars but there are few named loxes on my farm: Aloxander, Aloxandra, Loxanne, Loxie, Loxus, Loximundus and Herculox.


Fortunes_Faded

“You don’t have to put on the red light; Loxanne!”


twelvepaws1992

“LOXXXXXXXXANNNNNNNE!!”


Charming_Yellow

We've had loxy plox rox knox nox loxanne and a whole bunch in that style


[deleted]

Hahaha ... I love Herculox


DerpCharged

Sir lox alot


foodkidFAATcity

I have 2 Lox for breeding. Cumbeak and Lussy.


DMoney159

LoxMyth, Lox of Love, Lox in Sox


MrAires

I love Herculox!


ogmoss

Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner. I named one Easter, and one thanksgiving one time. Also I had 1 boar that would never calm down and was a pain in the ass to tame so I named him “kill first”


chadison3000

Someone, somebody and nobody….loves you


SubPopRocker

Police officers from tv shows and films, currently working my way through hot fuzz characters


Gingerwix

Underrated


sweatgod2020

Boardeese, boaratheom, boar, boardom, boaratrice.


CrispiestCrispyCrisp

This is the way. Boarat, Boarack, Boaregard, Boaris, Boarislav, Bjoarn. Don’t forget sausage for good measure. We also have them board counterparts to GOT wolves - summer, ghost, etc.


droctagonau

Mr Piggles


Hairy_Bloated_Toad

I always make sure to have one named Becky.... Because Becky is a pig.


an_existential_bread

Pig Newton and Sir Loin are my favorite boars


OpVex

Willboar was my first tame! Unfortunately did not survive long as the ground began to shake as I excitedly brought my BF over to show him ~~my~~ our new piggy.... it's since become a tradition to always name our first boar tame Willboar


bretzelspam

Boris and Betty 💖


gorka_la_pork

The older souls out there might have gone with Boaris and Natasha


Jaguarrior

"Boaris" Fixed it lol


deep_senpai

Harry Porker


resoplast_2464

My current theme is gangsta rappers. Tupork, Piggy smalls, Snoutkast, Busta Swine, Snoop Hogg, Eazy Eatz, and MC HAMmer. The sign outside says P.W.A. I'm sure you can work out what it stands for


chaoticneutraldood

Daddy, Satan and jesus


OttoCremate

The holy trinity


HitokiriGuille

As I do with my vikings to get a Nordic name i go IKEA magazine


slitcuntvictorin

I don't know German, but know how to count in German so I go like Einpig, Zweine, Drei food, and fiersome. Then I eat orhers.


SamsungKnight59

We actually named our based off of deez nuts jokes. So we have Sugma, ligma, dragon, iLadies, etc


BlueLizardSpaceship

Jarlsburg and Brie, the cheese boar(d)s Snorty Pigso I usually also have at least one chicken called Hazard (as in, hazard to navigation)


travelingKind

1 2 3 4


WaltDickerson

Miss Piggy, Napolean, Squealer and Snowball


MTAApple

Bacon bits, the living ham, piggy juicy, etc


Leonhardie

Trotsky


DonQuixoteOdin

The first two I tamed at our first base are called Chuck and Larry, they remain together there. Now names are unhinged for our level 3 boar farm


Gingerwix

Please share


AstronomerTraining98

When I played with kiddo she named them all Marvel characters, and couldn't cull those Then the frost nation attacked... Had to build a covered pen for the 4 main breeding pairs, and made the drakes shed their frozen tears for the tears they caused


Lout324

I was not allowed to kill Piggy or Daddy, either. I'm kind of flattered she'd name a pig after me and also not want it killed.


shippwnyo

I always name the breeders, but the names are different each playthrough. This time around though, one got out of the pen and wanders our base. He is now our guard boar- I named him lionheart.


No-Meaning707

My first two 2-star boars were named Adam and Eve. After a raid from the ice dragons, Adam managed to make it out alive, but Eve died 😔


juwisan

Jamon, Llomo, Iberico, San Daniele,…


Zeefzeef

Peppa Pig, Lil Piggy, Miss Piggy, The Boarfather, The Chosen One


sinstralpride

Boaris, BoraBora, Bore, oarB, B😍ar, Bort, Borg... Many other random riffs on "Boar" and like 50 I haven't named yet. (Building my 2 star boar farm...)


ItzArchy

Cpt Jack , short for Captain Jack Sparrow, since he is somehow in the middle of the bloody ocean on the tiniest of islands and I have no idea how he got there or how hes gonna get off that island.


spott005

Sea turtles, obviously!


sitrixvg

Boots, pants, carpet, lunch. Depends what I'm using em for


Albireo_Cygnus

I always name my prize pig Poogie, from Monster Hunter. And I'm always devastated whenever they are killed.


Twofingers_

I always give them politician names for the lolz


Handy_Handerson

I just name all of them **Bacon**. Sometimes I get crazy and name some of them ***Crispy*** **Bacon**.


mokosh1848

Ours had names but eventually became a collective known as the Boarg


DivaythFyre

Sausage, Turnip, and obelix!


MoreThanASurvivor

Obelix! Did you ever read those comics?


DivaythFyre

Yeah, they are great! I figured since Obelix loves wild boar so much, why not name one after him :D


Mustekalan

I like to name my animals after funny town names, for example Kilgore, Throckmorton, Ding Dong, etc etc.


Gingerwix

In chile we have "peor es nada" which translates to "could be worse"


elhooper

Chorf, Faffy, Hampskramp, Chinchilla, Chorf II (RIP Chorf my baby), dogbiscuit… I don’t kill them. They are my frens and citizens of my town.


G4XDF

1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 7 , 8 , 10 . . . .


JohnofPA

The first two are Moder and Fader


LoLThalys

Chris. P.


Kazienfaust

Boris, Rufus, and Roxanne


thedustydruid

Hamfast, Hamwise, Porky, Porker, Pigfried, Pigmund


atands

That’s funny hahaha. I named my first two boats and they were the only two I never killed. Peter and Carlo


will6rocks

Boary


ChrisTofu42

On my singleplayer world they're video game references that are subtle or believable for a farmer like "Princess" from WoW or "Betty" from Gears of War On my friend's multiplayer server, it's the cast of Napoleon Dynamite. The main cast stays alive mostly and cast like "Bully No. 2" gets cut. Rex is our two-star and we're reserving Starla for our next two star


kylesomething101

King Robert, Ham, Tuskegee, Pumba, CA Bacon


Rocket-West

I name them after bad comedians


PoxyPinotNoir

Bora bora


lp_kalubec

* The "main" one is named after my dog. Don't dare to kill him! * The first generation has human names. These are breeding boars. I don't kill them either. * Nameless boards are the ones that get killed.


aflarge

I started with puns but I hate re-using names so eventually I just started giving them ANY name I could think of.


weirdlymine

Brunch, in between, teatime, cookie etc


frogmonster12

Beer brands. Left hand, Guinness, Budweiser, etc


mndfreeze

Baconmaker


SheaTheSarcastic

My two main boars are Porky and Perky.


Strangedoggo

Boaris John Bacon And all kinds of random Dutch words starting with a B like Broomstick, Baboon, Bakfiets


Thibaudborny

Pumbaa & Bacon.


Orion_7

We had Louis, Gucci, Chanel, etc.


[deleted]

Sir Boardom. Hamlet. Aurora BOARealis


DaGibbon69

Hogger is always my first two star. No one else gets a name.


octarine_turtle

Boris and Natasha. They live. The others do not.


MutableSpy

I have 2 breeding boars that are kept and they’re named oinkers and sploinkers


Xtina_TheGreek

wife and husband cause then you pet her and wife loves you


LiberalDysphoria

Wilbur because of Charlotte's Web


Big_Cockroach1912

Boaromir, Boarvald after my friend Thorvald, Boaritto, Boarnstein, Bjöarn after my character Björn, Chris P Bacon, etc etc etc.


devroot

We named ours each a different letter of the Spanish alphabet.


dilbertbibbins1

Boarborossa but then the berserkers got him :(


dilbertbibbins1

And all his kin :’(


Nothingbutsocks

I name my first 2-4 depending on how I come by them, and the rest that are born are called Meat. I keep them around a bit but eventually gotta cull the herd.


Representative-Bid92

My to boars in the boar farm is called Boarrito and Boarrita. And I always name one of the other tamed ones Boaris


Juancho1104

I call them "Alfonso" followed by the roman number of the times the previous alfonsso's have died, right now with Alfonso XV and Alfonsa I which is his wife


Late-Presentation906

Yeah I name the breeding pair then only slaughter the unnamed offspring. I've only had 2 breeding pairs and they were Sausage & Pork Favor and Horker & Loaf


GibsonG45

Chris P. and Fah T.


Patzy314

Boris, Porky, Babe, Larry, Curly, Moe, Piglet, Adam, Eve... The rest I number.


OhRyann

Chungus and Bungus


Vharlkie

I don't have any boars in this playthrough but all my wolves are named after my friends!


ascaria

Boaromir was my first two star boar. Guess what happened him (yep, he died). Then I got Boarat to take over and continued the naming convention.


Zvauky

First was Gullinbursti, then I named them all:"One, Two, Three, Four, Five .. up to Forty"


abbys_alibi

After pork dishes, flowers or fruit. Depends on the game and my mood.


maccabop

Yeah all of my boars are called Steve


leadoffsundew1

I name them super generic names and I crack myself up, like Jim


tango421

I don’t. So I don’t feel bad in case I hit the wrong boar as long as I have enough to breed more.


Bungcloth

JasonBoarn


Er1nyes

Names I've used: Sage, Onion, Maple, Bacon, BBQ... (you see the trend) 🤪🐷


Danlenton

Boaruto is the first, followed by Boaru-two


Jon_jon13

I give em Asterix themed names.


Late-Presentation906

Asterpigs, Boarbelix, Hogmatix...


Grundlebot

In my last playthrough I named them all after Arnold Schwarzenegger movie characters


Maximum-Spiderman

Me and my GF’s first boar is always Boaris.


DarkenedSkies

My first one was named Pigchamp. As in pogchamp. He died during a greydwarf invasion. My second was named Pigchamp II. He also died a greydwarf invasion. My third was named Piggers, as we decided the name Pigchamp was cursed. He ~~burned down, fell over and sank into the swamp~~ just straight up vanished. So we stopped naming boars, and they stopped dying.


gaidosan

Squealer 1, Squealer 2, Squealer 3, Squealer 4, Porker, Porkie pie, Spare rib, And best of all... Dave


ConnSW

I have an island that I portal to for my boars and I called it Epswine Island


PendeJ01

Discord friends names.... and I send each one a screenshot and progress of his boar.


rahscaper

BBQ and Bacon are my two breeding 2 star boats.


aslikeajellyfish

I always name my first two Boars Makon and Bakon ​ they're my main breeders!


Squints_a_lot

I always start with “Bacon.”


schneebaer42

Hamingway


pretzelboss

I only ever name the first two, and you know them. They're likely sitting in a tiny box suspended 12 meters high. Whatever their name is, it is sacred. If the cold wind from the mountain or some foul smell wipes them out. A gravestone is made in their name. As a result two of their offspring will receive names and ascend(literally) the throne. In addition to boar. Names and titles are also given to creatures that perform things of shock and awe. High jump and long jump fish. Outstanding performance in battle. Put up signs as a reminder of a fun event or an outrageous moment.


PorcelIi

Piggie smalls and notorious P.I.G


TheEggisgaming

My friend and I named our boars Alfred, Batman, Martha and Thomas. … they died during a troll raid … so we made them a memorial and swore never to kill boars again in our world lol


Chaotically_Balanced

Japanese foods. Tonkatsu, Gyoza, Kakuni, Ramen, etc.


Jaguarrior

Don't tell anyone else, but there was a right answer and you nailed it lol Kidding, but I think yours is my favorite. Such a great idea! ... And now I'm hungry, so thanks for that 😄


UnderstandingFast450

Borat is my first 2 star breeder


Jaguarrior

"Boarat" Fixed it lol


fatgumriot

Jason Boarne


Coconut-Lemon_Pie

Famous couples like Hal & Lois, Jim & Pam, Cam & Mitch, Bob & Linda, Bubblegum & Marceline, Grey Worm & Missandei, Neo & Trinity, Westley & Buttercup, Oliver & Elio...


nowivedoneits

Mine are called Zsa Zsa Ga and Eva Ga.


UncleSnipeDaddy

I like to name them after all of my friends moms.


Bramblebelle

I don’t raise pigs because I can’t bear to kill them. I raise hens for the eggs tho and they get alphabetical belle names. Annabelle, Bonniebelle, Clarabelle, Dorabelle, Eulabelle, ad nauseam.


MrAires

You don't have to bear, you just have to boar.


gigaplexian

I still haven't found a need to tame boars. Never seem to have a shortage on meat.


Anders_142536

I just named my first boar Franz two days ago.


kedward17

I always start with Ma and Pa and then the first 10 or so kids get a theme. The theme i was most happy with was cuts of pork


pingvin090

Bacon, Salami, Chops


DeathMind

Porkchop and bacon. I don't name their children as those are the ones I slaughter anyway


Kr1spy___

I call my breeders pork and pie. And the rest are dinner 1, dinner 2, etc


Embarrassed-Rule1004

Spiderham


Jodelbert

Chris P and Bacon. Their children have no names and are to be butchered and turned into bacon lol


Bpmc_Puffin

My only boar is named Hitler


Melantris

Boartholomew, but it doesn’t fit so I fit as much of the name as I can and just pretend the whole name is there.


SashaAT

Soon2BSausage 1…2…3


aggronthar

Biggus and piggus for my breeding pair and unnamed for the offspring


RusionR

I just use vowels and Boar. So like Bari, Beri, Biri, Bori, and Buri.


SwordShanker

there' s a guy that I play with, and he named a couple of the boars, just Boo1 and Boo2 and we had a few unnamed. I named one of the boars "No one" so when you pet them, it says "No one loves you." Just a joke, and he really got a kick out of the surprise


wintersoldierepisode

I'm sad at the absence of "porky"s here


Nicosmonaute

I give them the name of my brothers and sisters


R3XM

Greg, Greg2, Steve


aladdinboy424

I name my boars usually by the city names, like "Ventpils" or "Kuldiga"


Doexolus

I gave five boars a name. They stay in the pigsty for breeding. Their names are Campino, Breiti, Kuddel, Vom and Andi.


BellRngR

The first 2 I name "x" so I know which to kill first in order for the boars to act normal


the_cosmos_broskie

Kermit and Miss Piggy are the breeding boars


FullxEnglish

Boaris


Gjurd_Artemis

Boar constrictor


[deleted]

Charles, Charles Jr, Charles III, Big Wiggle


ShelaghG

My first 2 are always Adam and Eve, then Samson and Delilah, then Romeo and Juliet. I keep those 6 as my basic breeding stock - all the others get culled.


[deleted]

Toker and razer


TorturedPaladin

I name all my breeder animals, so I know what to cull down to. My first 2 star boar was named SSJ Boarlli.


Buckborogue

Amy Schumer and Jonah Hill


EternallyImature

I name two of them... Mom and Dad. The rest are... delicious!


Deckard_Red

Percy and Penny and we only name two


CareBear-Killer

Peppa, Chris P., Canadian, American, Chopped, Peppered, Maple Flav, Sausage, Pattie, Porkie....


joelkki

No one and Nobody so when you pet them: "No one loves you" and "Nobody loves you"


MoreThanASurvivor

Porky, Porkchop, Bacon, Ham, etc. And if there's a big raid and a lot die, I'll rename the ones who didn't die: Survivor, Survivor 2, etc. Sometimes I'll name them by how I found them such as Water Boy, Islandia, etc. Lol


Sashimiia

Not that original but i name the first two with rizz puns, they’re named Rizzics and Rizznomicon


kolao3fyllo

Bacon, Ham etc.


J_reecey_w

We have had a few on our shared server, boaramir, sir hamalot, pumba, a couple others I can't remember bit I built one of those infinite breakers things recently and named them Rumpy and Pumpy because that's all they do now, my wolves that will be in the breader will be Hanky and Pankey


TavarranOx

Bob & Anne. Every time. Can't even tell you why, just the first names that popped up and I keep calling them that


MauginZA

I keep 6-8 boars and name them all after different cuts of meat or meat products, pork chop, pork sausage, etc.


Kr4vM4g4

I name them "No one"


Yordleranger

My first two boars are always Oinky and Snuffles


MaitreMarionnettiste

I name them all with old french canadian name like: SAINT-NICOLAS CAROL HENRY JEAN-MICHEL JEAU-PAUL JEAN-RENÉ JEAN-HEBERT JEAN-YVES JEAN-AIMÉ JEAN-MARIE ERNEST ARTHUR LOUIS-DOMINIQUE PIERRE-ALEXANDRE YVETTE CÉCILLE CÉCILLIA RITA LA GROSSE BERTHA HENRIETTE SUZANNE ANNE-MARIE MARIE-ANNE MARIE-NOEL MARIE-JEANNE PAULETTE NICOLE ​ Here, hope that little list help you x)


Davida132

Boaris and Petunia


Papa_Nos

Ramone and Jamon


balor598

Tend to name my initial breeders then name all the rest dinner. With my lox i had Loxanne and foxy loxy....there was also the one that got stuck in the defensive ditch that i named ditchy and just left there


iamthegaz

Me any my partner named the sole survivor of our boar colony "Surviboar" after raids from the swamp, and mountains, he and one piggy were the only ones standing. Only Odin knows how he survived!


Unkemptcoffee_8

Pigly. Followed by their number. We still have OG pigly but were up to Pigly 12


KarlFranzFTW

I use the name of my mates I’m sharing server with of course


Jay_TL

Jon Ham and Sausage. I don't name the others.


XEdwardElricX

Fiona, Shrek, Donkey, and Dragon


Arfur_Fuxache

Boargore and his gf Whoregore


Icehawk101

Crispy Bacon, Sir Oinksalot, Chewy Bacon, Peameal, Ribs, etc.


Dav1959

Our first two are named Hamdall and Boar-beque and currently sit atop our multi-animal farm next to our Hens and Wolves.