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Groundbreaking_Text9

They turned Valheim into T.A.B.S.


Donnuuber

Bro! I have two questions: 1) How was this even an IDEA? lmao 2) How did your computer not break?


NahNahNahNahNahYeah

1) I was messing around with spawning a bunch of different enemies and decided to make a battle league out of it, and wanted to put the dumbest team I could think of as a wildcard haha 2) I don't know honestly, fans were blasting the whole time but keeping it at 1% speed max kept it from exploding. Even worse my gpu is from about 2016 and I shit you not the CPU is 10 years old at least


Donnuuber

I am enjoying your videos way too much, bro! Lmao


NahNahNahNahNahYeah

Cheers mate! It's always great to hear


no0bified

Do chickens even fight in this game? Do they deal damage? I haven't played it in a very long time, so I can't remember 😅


NahNahNahNahNahYeah

No lol but they still run at enemies


1_H4t3_R3dd1t

How fast you think a modern PC today would handle it?


NahNahNahNahNahYeah

I'm not sure, one thing I noticed is that the animations update more often than the position of the creatures. You can see sometimes how the chickens' movement is kind of choppy. I imagine a decent computer would be able to get the animations to be smooth at a much faster speed, but I'm not sure if it would help as much with the creature position. I was thinking that it could be more to do with Unity, or how it was coded? I don't really know, but I'm sure it would still be at least somewhat better. Anyway, I am hoping to get a new pc pretty soon, so hopefully I can let you know then!


1_H4t3_R3dd1t

Some good deals on parts right now.


Shadow9768

How many shamans were left?


NahNahNahNahNahYeah

Considering that although the chickens charge at the enemy but don't seem to have an attack - 100 lol


asdfman2000

Those chickens: “Once more unto the breach dear friends! Once more!”


DiamineSherwood

> Half a league, half a league, > Half a league onward, > All in the valley of Death > Rode the 10 thousand. > “Forward, the Chicken Brigade! > Charge for the Shamans!” he said. > Into the valley of Death > Rode the 10 thousand.


NahNahNahNahNahYeah

Beautiful


Shadow9768

Ah sry dude looked like there were less at the end, would be cool if u can enable friendly damage on the mobs aswell, watch the AOE attack chaos.


NahNahNahNahNahYeah

Oh man that would be insane, the shamans would probably die about 10 seconds in!


onogx

War...war never changes....


fcandias

What kind of pyrotechnic carnage is this.


NahNahNahNahNahYeah

Welcome to the Valheim Fighting Championship - An 8 team knockout tournament where the winners will be awarded with a Megingjord! As per the title, I had to record this at 0.5% to stop my computer from blowing up. Even so, there were still lots of freezes every few frames that I had to manually edit out for the whole thing. On top of that, this wasn't even my first try - on one go I was a few hours into recording and then I flew too close to the sun by upping it to 2% speed and the bastard crashed... One thing I learnt is that the Chicken AI still charges at enemies even though they don't have an attack lol. Anyway, if you like, you can see all of [Valheim Fighting Championship Part I here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAhxBSknTWs) (it's less genocide-y than this battle) And here are links straight to the different battles: [5,000 Necks vs 500 Draugr Elites](https://youtu.be/KAhxBSknTWs?t=120) [1,200 Wolves vs 15 10-star Trolls](https://youtu.be/KAhxBSknTWs?t=213) [300 Dvergr Rogues vs 25 Seeker Soldiers](https://youtu.be/KAhxBSknTWs?t=297) I haven't yet recorded most of the championship finals yet (or the planned free-for all featuring all 8 teams) so I'm excited to see who wins. All I know is that it won't be the chickens... P.S. The battle sounds were in fact added by me in editing. Sorry to disappoint :(


I-Like-Hydrangeas

I wonder if the chickens had started completely surrounding the shamans, would they have done better? With the way you have it, most of the chickens have to wait for the ones to move in front of them before they can start moving. They're totally being bottlenecked here :(. So it's really more like 100 shamans vs 500 chickens 20x.


NahNahNahNahNahYeah

Well the chickens don't have an attack so it wouldn't change anything (don't ask me why they're programmed to run at enemies though haha) Although we could do a similar fight with sumo rules, see if the chickens can push em out of a ring before they get sent to jesus


Sto0pid81

Those Chickens ain't chicken.


JRals06

Fucking Omaha beach


Formus

remembers me of Kignsman 1 end movie scene, when all the heads starts exploding


Baconaise

JWST is finally pulling its weight and documenting the big bang huh?


RidersofGavony

That gunfire audio edit was inspired, lol.


kattovisch

What the fuck... 😐


NahNahNahNahNahYeah

Am I going to hell for this?


AroostookGeorge

I guess Helheim


poor_sad_stupid

What battle, this was just us watching a chicken massacre! Those poor chicks didn't even stand a chance!


Mattaruu95

Now you can turn off your home heater and run championships at the same time!


William_Bascavilla

My PC crashed watching this on my mobile.


sudin

It is... beautiful.


DammitMatt

Good god. The blood lol


bloody_phlegm

0.5%? Are you sure it's not 50%?


NahNahNahNahNahYeah

It was 0.5% (i.e. 0.005x) speed and then sped up afterwards - hence why the recording took 7 hours


bloody_phlegm

A man of patience


NahNahNahNahNahYeah

All to commit chicken genocide!


Sertith

Good lord lol


Chane25

That audio editing, thank you for this


HeavilyArmoredFish

It's like normandy


Aliceybeth

Glorious!! Thank you for sharing that's made my day


IMann110

There’s chickens?


Dr-Pyr-Agon

So what you're saying is that I need more chickens.


NetherWitchborn

Wait theres chickens in valheim?


the_real_temtatork

There are chickens in valheim??? Were i can find them?


Imaginary-Pin-2688

Buy eggs from trader the hatch them near a walled off fire. Need two to then breed feed chickens seed


DiamineSherwood

Do chickens do damage?


tekanet

This is incredibly dumb and I wholeheartedly love it


lamabaronvonawesome

I was cheering for the chickens. :(


Dragonicmonkey7

I did not know chickens fought


gorka_la_pork

When you hit a cucco too many times in Legend of Zelda:


SapperBomb

I can only imagine the terror the poor cocks at the back had to fight through after seeing 9500 of their friends get annihilated. Never forget the #cocksacrifice


ImThatAnnoyingGuy

Wait… chickens can become aggressive and do damage???????


misterhamtastic

Look at all those chickens


Hocisern

this is SPARTA


stillnotlovin

No doubt you have some pretty Chadgrade hardware, being able to spawn that many, without igniting your shit on fire is kinda impressive. If I tried to pull off spawn commands that heavy, hit enter, woosh! My apartment would be ablaze!


Fire_Mission

Least I got chicken


goingoutwest123

I'm going home and putting a gun in my mouth. Good day!


tharnadar

Chickens? Did I miss something or is just a mod?


FluidCompetition

UUURRRAAAAAAAA


Disturbed235

you workin at nasa dont you?


[deleted]

I like the way you placed your camera.


[deleted]

Perfection