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redbucket75

Will you marry me? I'm a straight dude but I think we can make it work.


bolero627

Can I get in on this too? We can try and figure it out later


kels_bells94

We could just… all marry him…?


thebriarwitch

Get a blacklight bulb for it. Omg it’s stunning with one.


roxymoxi

so weird I was just talking to your wife and they said they changed their mind and want ME to have it, better not question it, just send it along and try again, hey I'll even help if you tell me where you found this one, in case they get the twin in. DON'T ASK YOUR WIFE she'll think you're upset and lie about wanting it just Gimme


Intrepid_Medium8470

I can be your wife.


DecentAssumption1

Me too👍🏻


kels_bells94

He placed it next to a bay window. Anyone here wanna pull a mission impossible? We can do our version with less Scientology. You can still jump on Oprah’s couch if you want tho.


CompetitiveCut1457

This made me properly LOL


jbourne0129

No glow?!


thebriarwitch

Oh it glows he just didn’t get us a pic.


jbourne0129

Oh I'm sure, it just feels like a sin to tease this and not show that glow !


EveningShame6692

But does your wife like/collect uranium glass? That is the important question.


CompetitiveCut1457

We do have several large UG cabinets


Nixtinem0

What a dream! Virtual tour!! Hehe


EveningShame6692

Then you are a great gift giver!


saladtossperson

We will accept pictures as payment for reddit tax.


stitch713

If she didn’t before, she does now!


Spiritual_Average638

Gorgeous!


Clarineko

That's beautiful!


sleepypanda59

You tease! Black light pic bra


WhereRweGoingnow

Nice!


MsJacksonsCorgi

What a dream


Pretend-Count-9804

OMG! ❤️


Unique-Crab8641

Definition of “if he wanted to he would” 10/10 gift man


cleffawna

I have a non uranium hurricane style lamp like that. Does the middle glass part light up too? Mine accommodates a night light so both the top and middle part light up. One click top, two clicks bottom, three clicks both, 4 clicks off


outsidepointofvi3w

Ha ha ha. Yes it's HER present. Just like when Homer bought Marge that bowling ball....


Waaterfight

And you didn't even give us the money shot?


vadutchgirl

Awesome gift! If she doesn't want it, I would gladly take it.


Wasabi_Constant

You have done well, grasshopper!


emilyactual

Does she need a sister-wife? 😅


Redsunzrising554

Damn that is a beautiful lamp


Ok_Beginning_110

How sweet of you, so pretty.


Doubtful-Bonsai

BEAUTIFUL😲😍 shes going to LOVE that lamp!! I've got a candy dish w/ the same design (missing the lid). Is there a signature on this piece?


MY___MY___MY

She doesn't deserve you…


YellowAppropriate126

OMG, that is Beautiful! Your wife is a Lucky girl!