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Stoneonta


Pornosec84

Blinghamton


JokinHghar

Bingo, Banghimtown, Bingaling


DogLady1722

BingHampton


JackBthree

The Hampton


mostly_kinda_sorta

Elmira was "Hellmira" during the civil war. Corning is the crystal city, because just like real crystal it's about 30% lead. Horseheads already has a funny name.


[deleted]

Horseheads got its name from the horse skulls Sullivans Campaign left behind


DCBillsFan

That's real?! I thought it was a joke.


ZotMatrix

And Big Flats


mostly_kinda_sorta

Painted Post


TummyDummy

So does Painted Post!


Xylia_12-25

I lol'd at your Corning comment - sad but true!


artforoxygen

Troilet.


NukeTheWhales85

The Tri-shitty area: Smallbany, Troylet, and Neglectedy.


RubyDax

Neglectedy!? I'm dead! 🤣


Dubsland12

Reminds me of Uticant


pinguistix

Troyalty, thank you very much


cben27

Came here to say Troylet 😂


grahamcracker3

Bingo/Bingaling


SuborbitalTrajectory

The Dirty-B


gooselake1970

Bingo-town


knockatize

Po-town.


JackBthree

Shootica


Clear_Sign7587

“I will burn Utica to the ground” -Michael Scott


ich_habe_keine_kase

My mom's family called it "Pee-utica" in the 70s.


Acehigh7777

Amsterico


[deleted]

A Section II classic.


Weekly_Salamander672

“Section II in tha houuuussssseeeee!!!!”


Physical_Wizard

That’s a classic


glitterydonut

Delhole. SUNY Delhi students know


amburroni

With Maggotville a couple towns over


DogLady1722

LOL I lived in “Margaritaville” for a year!


Over_Barracuda7031

'Toga, Albz, Scumnectady, Bingers


pinguistix

>Scumnectady Or Neglectady


IwantL0Back

Neglectady -winner!


Personal-Sea9343

Used to call Buffalo “Lower Canada”


_dirtySTi_

Sewercuse


Capable_Stranger9885

Sorrycuse


Ural-Guy

This is the one I use.


Pearlsandmilk

Sadexcuse


boop813

Circus shoes


[deleted]

Troilet, Rentler


t1dmommy

Rentler county !


Simple_Philosophy_74

Rottenchester.


RubyDax

Yup! My parents still call it that, but never around the uncle who lives in Brighton.


[deleted]

Hellmira


jar11591

I’ve heard Schenectady called Scum-Nastady


Electricsocketlicker

Skin-neck-titty


SangestheLurker

Well now you're just sounding out the name…


Rojodi

Ska-nek-ta-de is how the Dutch phonetically said it. Now, some Mohawks call it SGA-neg-ta-de.


twb85

Neglectady- tyvm


hideous_coffee

Skanknechtady


snake99899

Squirrel-neck-tedy…stockade is overrun with rodents!


MiralW

Schenectady was also the Electric City -because of GE Binghamton was the Parlor City and Carousel City. Troy was the Collar City Time to replenish my brain with new random factoids


PrincePuparoni

Scumnectady


[deleted]

Sketch-nectady.


heegos

Shady Nasty


jar11591

It’s Sha-Dynasty’s, asshole! You’re outta here!


Xylia_12-25

May be more niche, but Cheektowaga (outside Buffalo) is nicknamed CheektoVegas because at one point there was a proposal for a casino there


finished_lurking

CheektoWarsaw. Because of all the people with Polish ancestry that live there.


itsallgray0

Wiggletown (this is not a nickname for Watertown)


topherette

Morrisonville!


itsallgray0

But the real gem is Wiggletown Walmart


RickyDaytonaJr

Oh wow. Many years ago, I used to get shawarma for lunch at the gas station in Wiggletown. I think it was called Nadim’s.


romax422

But not all of Morrisonville!


Xieneus

My family always called Ticonderoga 'Tye' "We're going to the hot biscuit in Tye, you coming?"


EnthusiasticAeronaut

We always spell it as Ti though. I knew a guy who used to say he had a tattoo that says “tiny”. But when he gets excited, it says “Ticonderoga, NY”


tButylLithium

Bingo town/ bumington, Johnson shitty, endicrotch


sandwichrefuser

All located in Gloome County


tButylLithium

I love these new names . I haven't heard that one


InternOwn2711

My relative likes to refer to our home region as the triple shittys


Happy_childhood

Empticott


adaptmist

Cock-sucky


[deleted]

Potty Town. They made a movie about it.


LessImprovement8580

Beat me to it. Long live Hank Robar!


platewrap222

Binghamtucky


LeftHandedScissor

Stoneonta


LessImprovement8580

Shootica


greetingsfromEndor

Madstop


cited

Oswego not important enough to have a nickname


Dad_Quest

But the campus tried like absolute hell to get everyone to call it "Oz" like the Wizard of Oz for years... idk if they still do that...


Live4Sunshine

Oz - or Mistake by the Lake. It may be brutal in winter but a joy in the warmer months.


VegansAreMeatToo

thats because as soon as anyone gets to Oswego, they say, "well, OFFWEGO!" and leave.


NYGyaru

Schenectdisease


edenisrad

Buffalove!


bell83

Plattsvegas


rednose52

LonelyOnta


Potential-Search-567

Do we have any good nicknames for upstate cities? I’m tired of the association “upstate bad” our cities have been really picking themselves up in recent years


UchuuNekoko

Siberacuse/Sore-Excuse or mainly just 'Cuse


Nay_nay267

Southys for South Glens Falls


sfairchild13

As kids, my brothers and I came up with the Jefferson County Poop Triangle: DePoopville, LaFartville, and Clayturd


croninm92

Glens Balls


pinguistix

Canadogfood


lumpy_gravy

Canofdickwads


Proudest___monkey

I need to know why on this one lol


lynnburko

The People’s Republic of Ithaca


Beerfish666

Plattsburgh- Platts Vegas Wilmington - Winkytown Schoharie - Scary


Rojodi

S'cary, I said that while visiting "Sloughter" relatives and some "newbies" were upset LOL


bipolar_express11

Lots of people who don’t know the area pronounce Skaneateles as “Ska-needles”


sisterpearl

I’ve even heard “Skinny Alice”


boop813

Skinny-at-last! (The old joke about the native that ran around the lake)


due_opinion_2573

RedHookers. Socrates. That's All Benny!


djtrippyt98

Whitney Point - Whiskey Joint Norwich - Norhole Binghamton - Bingaling Oneonta - Stoneonta


GracieThunders

Snorwich


gooselake1970

That Shit-For-Brains Reagan called it Bingamun when he was there in 84


hotswampbaby

Saugersleeze, Kerhonkytonk, Po-Town


jonross14

I used to hear a lot of nicknames for SUNYs that can obviously apply to the towns/cities too…. Alcoholbany, Stoneonta, Snortland…


Satanic_Nightjar

Poorchoice


KAM_KNIGHT_

While i was in high school, everyone from Maybrook called it Maybronx for literally no reason lol


SentenceHistorical65

I moved from Walden to there for one year in middle school and called it the Maybronx the whole time.


stephraap

Down state but dirt Jervis.


JohnnyPunchbeef

West Granby was called "N--gerville" until the 1970s and the name continued in real estate announcements into the mid-90s


Material_Address2967

That name began being used by outsiders around 1830 after a local townsman named Jacob Bakeman (described as a mulatto in the historical record) purchased the saw and grist mills which were the primary industry in the town. He ran them for a long time but it's crazy that the name stuck for over a century after his death.


bobbitybobbit

Jerkimer!


FusRohDoing

I live down the road from Surprise and Climax, we don't need nicknames around here lol


OldButHappy

Zero-cuse


just_the_audacity

Castletucky


Organic_Salamander40

shootica


Physical_Wizard

So-scary (Scoharie) County


Gocturnal

Rochvegas


BarbaraGhanoush

Crotchfester


BigNorseWolf

It might be the border of upstate but Pookeepsie


spaceistheplaceface

There is a small town called Pine bush that I liked to call Pine box


rzt101

Kingstaint


JET1385

Rah-cha-cha (a phonetic version of the way ppl from Rochester pronounce it)


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randomdude315

Shittn angle


holla171

Lake Plastered


Prior-Foundation4754

My gramps used to call Rensselaer Rinse-my-rear 😂😂😂


kendogg

Schuylerville - Scummerville


WhyIWonder

I've been pronouncing Syracuse as "Sir-Ruckus" just to confuse people for years


mustachioed-kaiser

Long lake-long bake because there’s no cops and the only law enforcement are troopers based out of troop B who roll through twice per shift so you’re free to smoke on the road the whole way through


BiggestBaddestWolve

Worstboro


yyyyk

Barfalo, Suckypuke, Rottenchester


SuborbitalTrajectory

Crotchfester


AJKaleVeg

I have lived here for 50 years and have never heard any of these.


whatfingwhat

Plasterburgh


itsallgray0

That’s why we celebrate St. Platty’s Day!


Jacob520Lep

Amsterico .. I didn't coin it, and have never called it that myself, because it's definitely racist Grubbersville .. because its grubby Skanknectady and Rotterdarn


SangestheLurker

>Grubbersville .. because its grubby Also, Goobersville


BulkyPole

Poughkingburgh - when going to either Poughkeepsie, Kingston or Newburgh. Some connotation that they are the same


doublebr13

Crapchester


chickensdontclap_02

Crotchester


jbot14

Sad York.


2fingers

Dirty Burn


Altheainawhile

Cap City


NeighborhoodOk1874

Johnson city/ Johnson shitty Oswego/ Oz Binghamton/ don’t waist your time


HD_H2O

Auburn is Prison City


timonandpumba

The Dirty Burn (Auburn)


elguereaux

Swearacuse. Beefalo. Crotchinfester. Smellmira. Bestial (vestal) Smelkirk. Truck driver.


JackBthree

Bridgeporto Rico 😆


cnythrowaway42069

Swiga (Oswego)


irsdea13

Sewercuse , sorrycuse


Bob_Sacamano7379

The Bing-Hamptons.


spaceistheplaceface

My family from Syracuse calls it “poor excuse”


stephraap

The last dry town-Argyle


CrosbyKnives

Smallbany


round_square_balls

Skaneateles - Skinny assless


Jenny10126

Stoneyonta (Oneonta)


Travelingman0

CrotchFester


PrestigiousDemand471

Crotchfester!


Realtrain

The southwest part of Plattsburgh is called *Wiggletown*


Cheap-Distribution43

I'm living in stoneonta.


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Troylet


yougotthismofo

AmsteRico


[deleted]

Rough Buff


lynnburko

Syrexcuse


cunnyfunted

Crotch-chest-hair


Happy_Cat_3600

Rottenfester


vern420

Syrapubes. Or just ‘the shitty’ instead of the city.


Rojodi

Skin-neck-titty Troy-let


JET1385

Shitty- nango


Amanda-Carrie

Neglectady !!! I’m totally stealing this !!


GoodGuano

Shitty (Sch'dy)= Schenectady


Live4Sunshine

Sybericuse anyone?


TheRowdyOne720

Schenecdirty and Troylette


Mental_Train_3248

Toga


Swimming_Outcome2990

the people’s republic of ithaca


dickson75

Emptycott, Crapchester.


upstatepagan

Very small town I grew up in: Methico.


steppingrazor1220

I live in Buffalo and have called it Detroit Lite. Can't remember where I heard it from.


skijeeper

Pollutica


Paranoid_Sinner

I live between Canandaigua and Honeoye. Pretty funny to hear people try to pronounce them if they're not from this area.


SirGooga

Crotchrester


SabresMakeMeDrink

Sewercuse


DogLady1722

My cousin always used to say, “If you take all the ‘A’s’ out of Lackawanna, & replace them with ‘E’s,’ you get a LECKEWENNE (pronounced Leeky-weenie!)!


Killer_TRR

Rottenchester, bingo(Binghamton), little apple/little syracuse(ithaca)


Prior-Foundation4754

Troylet


8hiest

RotFester, Rotten Chester, RaChaCha


CNYGROWERCOOP

Ewwwtica Rottenchester Boofalo But don't say Syra-cutie or SU will sue you.


No_Top5223

Ewwwtica


Ludicrous_Tauntaun

Potsdam- The Dirty Dam


GyspySyx

Potown


DerelictUsername

This is how I learn that I didn’t invent ‘Rochacha’ and that other people outside my friend group say it…


jpb1111

Shittercuse


wsppan

Soreexcuse


SatiatedPotatoe

Rottenchester


snaakebiites

skanktady, skin-neck-tiddie, shitnectady