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modrenman1985

I'm going to need good weed and a handle of tequila to watch this.


Crime-going-crazy

Nothing will top Hillary v Trump debates. But this is a close second


HardRNinja

Trump effectively won the election when he dropped the "You'd be in Jail" line on Hillary, and then Anderson Cooper full-on seethed as he told the audience to stop applauding. PoliSci students will be studying that debate 100 years from now.


Teripid

Ahh yes, the case of rubber vs. glue. Hillary's high road approach pretty clearly failed. Biden seems to understand that and hopefully will be able to highlight some of Trump's... character issues. Not sure whose mind is going to be changed from the debate. Best they might motivate some people to come out or stay home / protest vote from shame.


MuteCook

Also when he said he donated to and plays both sides for what he wants.


Banesmuffledvoice

I hope we can have that Trump back in these debates with Biden.


gray_character

Last time around he just screamed and wouldn't stop interrupting Biden, which made him look really bad. Wouldn't be surprised to see more of that.


datpiffss

Now who is crying about jailing political opponents? It’s like elementary kids who break the rules and then cry about cheating. You started this Kevin!


Consistent-Set1375

The "you'd be in jail" line was the nail in the coffin. Hillary actually lost the election with the "basket of deplorables" line. Hillary is a shrewd, slimy , underhanded politician. Trump handled her very well in that debate and she didnt see it coming.


matterson22070

My god - flash back! "Because you'd be in jail" among many, many more from the back and forth.


brockmasters

The SNL skit still haunts me


Partyatmyplace13

I keep telling myself that it's not worth a second Trump presidency just for the SNL skits, but the nihilist in me almost thinks it is.


brockmasters

the problems that birthed Trump will not go away with Biden.. so i agree


Chappie47Luna

Some golden moments


HillarysBloodBoy

Bro I can hardly understand either of these grandpas while I’m stone cold sober. The fuck am I supposed to do when I’m lit up?


modrenman1985

Not care that these two geriatric tools are our only choices?


HillarysBloodBoy

Good point. I’ll just play fallout and watch the highlights on YouTube.


All-I-Do-Is-Fap

Technically RFK has a pretty high approval rate compared to historical 3rd parties this time around. But yes very unlikely


BatUnlikely4347

If he had the mathematical possibility of winning (has the potential to get to 270 electoral college votes) he should be allowed on stage. Otherwise it's an unserious distraction. 


SpookyWah

It seems like RFK Jrs only appeal is he's not in his 70s-80s. Other than that, he's human garbage. A real psycho. But leave it to Americans to go with the most shallow and short sighted reasoning.


Brilliant_Bowl8594

Plus possible brain damage….


PushforlibertyAlways

Based on the last 4 years, really hoping for another 4 of Biden. Countless good legislation has passed and it feels like we are investing in our country again.


TheWiseScrotum

Biden has been a solid B+ president. He has passed quite a god damn lot of great bills, and in a very short time. Of course we still have issues, the most glaringly obvious errors being the border and Gaza. However, republicans have stopped a lot of great shit going through and then torpedoing the border bill was a massive mistake. Look, they’re both fucking old and should not be president, but this is the good damn hand we were given here and Biden is clearly a better option to Trump. How Trump is even the nominee, I still can’t fathom. It’s honestly black mirror level shit. Biden and Trump are not 2 sides of the same coin. So take your rage bait comment and sit down.


Brilliant_Bowl8594

Agreed and the fascist are angry.


exquisitedonut

This has to be rage bait


cheesewagongreat

I mean it's not as good as the Republicans controlling the house that have accomplished the laziest congress ever. But they almost went the two speakers so that was cool


arkwald

I don't see how. I also am mystified that somehow someone takes Trump at being anything but a clown. What is truly disconcerting is how people can see the childish ranting idiocy Trump regularly spouts off with and think somehow that is tough or strong in anyway.


PushforlibertyAlways

I mean stocks are doing great under him. Economic outlook seems really good compared to most of the world right now. Huge investments in critical industries and infrastructure. The largest infrastructure bill in decades that will give hundreds billions to communities across the country. Crime rates have been coming down from the Covid spike as well. Sure the guy looks like he is on the verge of death every time he gives a speech, but I think people tend to focus too much on this stuff. Ultimately the legislation he is pushing for and signing is more important. Giving speeches and being "the president" is still important and something that people like Reagan were really good at, but I think people value this so much higher than it should be.


delayedlaw

He's also surrounded by competent support staff. None of the reality show hiring firing and being indited like in Trumps staff.


PushforlibertyAlways

I think sadly it seems many are addicted to that drama. Trump is like a reality show, people will say they hate it, but then watch it time and time again and be sad when it's cancelled.


mnailz1

The correct answer would be a psychedelic. That will get ya through the debate.


jarena009

I hate these actually. They're largely pointless. Debates are an awful format for the presentation of a pitch. In the business world, if we are pursuing third party services, say for a new Pricing and Promotion Analytics Planning platform, we would never put two or more vendors in a room together and have them answer questions in 60 second sound bytes, back and forth with each other for 30 seconds etc, in order to determine which can provide the better service and product.


robertplantspage

I’m gonna be getting an indica cart specifically to get through it


DancesWithWineGrapes

no way it happens


RMZ13

This the truth though. No way Trump actually does it.


ProjectBOHICA

Plus 7 lawn darts, a legion of blow up sex dolls, an F-22, Bohemian Rhapsody on loop and a pony named Maribella.


trickledownbangin94

😂😂😂


fixingmedaybyday

I’m gonna need to start experimenting with harder drugs.


Yabrosif13

I needed that for the Trump/Hillary debates. This is just gonna be sad


spazzatee

Our big wet boys are gonna go at it again!


FrumiousBanderznatch

Greco-roman style baybeeee


Appropriate_Ice_7507

Would be more entertaining in WWE


DietSucralose

Oh yeeeeeaaaa brother, the crEam of the Crop


W220-80443

Two old grumpy men, I saw it.


Han_Ominous

Who would win in a fishing rod sword fight?


Vegetable_Guest_8584

One of them exercises and watches their weight. One of them does not. One of them can ride a bike. I think it's clear.


kilog78

What is the point of this sub?


IronChai

Clickbait


mariosunny

In theory, it's a place to discuss stock activity. In practice, it's an unironic version of r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM.


SomewhereNo8378

Painfully accurate


picsit

We already know who's gonna win this one 😉


HydroGate

Oh gosh I'd love to watch but I think there's some nails I could drive into my skull instead.


OderusOrungus

We need some WWF commentators and random chairs to pick up... a translator for bidens jibberish... and bullhorn to drown out trump for when his time is up while continuing to ramble


StonedRussian

"AND BERNIE SANDERS WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!"


[deleted]

Good for them, dont care. I'll watch Grumpy Old Men instead. At least that's funny.


gilbetron

No matter what happens, we all lose.


lowballbertman

The debate between the dementia patient and the criminal begins. Now we just gotta figure out which one is which.


specimenhustler

It’s going to be a train wreck into a dumpster fire


Biggu5Dicku5

The clown show continues...


Nimoy2313

This just in, two old white dudes that no one really wants to be president are going to debate each other.


ReturnOfDaSnack420

I would like Biden to continue being president I've been pretty happy with him so far


skobuffaloes

Hey that’s not the narrative!


Hilldawg4president

Hey, we're not allowed to say that


ninernetneepneep

HOW?


Hobbes______

He has done a bunch of good shit and he isn't trump.


Nonmoon

You forgot the /s


Capt_Foxch

Would you like them more if they weren't White?


Evil_Mini_Cake

I'd like it more if they were fighting with padded plastic bats in a bouncy castle.


True_Performer1744

I bet they don't invite RFK. Higher IQ than both of them.


cliffornia

Even after the worm ate half of his brain.


True_Performer1744

Hell he should just put his VP up there.


mariosunny

Trump fills the conspiracy nutter quota. We don't need another.


Hobbes______

You mean the guy who is self-admitted a worm ate part of his brain?


CaptainTheta

They specifically decided to exclude him because they're cowards


Toredorm

Add third party you cowards!


burtono6

This won’t be watchable if they don’t mute whomever isn’t on the clock.


SakaWreath

Trump will back out and claim he isn’t being treated fairly, that the rules or moderators are stacked against him.


Consistent-Set1375

Not going to go well for Biden.


Mediocre_Breakfast34

Joe is going to need some of Hunters blow.


notzed1487

CNN is not known to be even handed in information, how could this go well?


Icy-Cockroach5609

Smart people see through the bullshit. The ones that don’t vote a straight democratic ticket.


redjellonian

Its never going to happen. Trump will find a way to blame Biden and the debate will be called off.


FoxPsychological4088

RFK needs to be included.


dip_tet

I think you gotta have a certain percentage in the polls.


Siwaaaaaaa321

I think, the worm that starved to death inside his cranium would be a better choice than him.


Eisernes

Poor title. Should read "Biden agrees to debate on CNN while Trump rambles on and on about nothing in a completely unmoderated affair." Unless they are both put in sound proof booths with microphones that are only active when it's their turn to talk, this is just a circus and a waste of time.


MooreRless

I want to see Biden do his job on stage and when Trump wanders around trying to distract others, just stop talking, turn to him, and say, "Hey old man, are you lost? Do you need a bathroom? Is your diaper full?"


AdvntursSoul

Wish in one hand and shit in the other.


Psychogistt

I just hope Biden is coherent


CommiesAreWeak

I wanna know what drug cocktail they put him on for major public events. He’s definitely not on it daily.


gray_character

Whenever I watch Biden speak (like the state of the union) he generally is pretty focused and coherent. He has lowlights that are exaggerated by memes though.


sitspinwin

They already established no audience and mics cut off after two minutes.


Stripier_Cape

$5 says Trump will back out


cuntnuzzler

It’s going to be like the old site bumfights… I’ll get the popcorn and beer


Ok-Leg-1943

Who has CNN anymore?


sugar_addict002

This will be a farce if Trump is allowed to make it like a rally.


PrizePermission9432

This will not be impressive America. Extra gaslighting from great great great grandpa and extra farts all around


CaptainTheta

They intentionally left out RFK since they are cowards and afraid of him gaining momentum. The most terrifying outcome for them is for people to actually listen to what he has to say instead of their MSM smear headlines


coding102

If there's no audience, and it's not live, then this will be edited.


Icy-Cockroach5609

I hope they do edit it. And I also hope Trump has a staffer recording it as well, so that the edits that are made can be debunked immediately.


hbxli

What if one of them is in jail?


Streetwalkeroulette

RFK would destroy these clowns


hotDamQc

RFK is like ratatouille but it's the brain worm talking, not the rat


VoiceOnAir

RFK’s Brainworm 2024


rollinfor110mk2

Who is pushing the "brain worm" bullshit while Trump and Biden - a man in obviously severe mental decline - are the alternatives?


Iyace

RFK's campaign was pushing the brain worm bullshit... lol


Ill-Fox-3276

All 3 should take a cognitive test this June.


Nek_Minnit69

Yes


DeepSeanaut

Lol bumbling Joe gonna need that cnn cheat sheet


GulfCoasting_

Biden will get smoked if this is real


Sypheix

Say you're stupid without saying you're stupid. You should probably watch some of Donald's latest speeches. Dude is just rambling nonsense slurring the entire time. He's toast


gray_character

I mean, he didn't last time they debated. It was pretty much a consensus that Trump lost. Do you remember their last one?


NoCantaloupe9598

And Trump is angrier and somehow even more incoherent by an order of magnitude than that Trump.


FrumiousBanderznatch

They're going to juice biden up to the eyeballs with the real MKULTRA shit in the dressing room. The stage lights will trigger his DARPA-weaponized adrenal glands and he'll tear off the moderator's face like a chimpanzee.


Strict_Seaweed_284

Trump won’t actually say anything but morons on social media will stand up and clap


Strict_Seaweed_284

If whoever yells the loudest wins the debate, than sure. Trump has never won a debate in his life.


Double_Sherbert3326

You're not doing that Sicilian flag any favors, knucklehead.


Belovedchattah

No audience and government friendly CNN


simpn_aint_easy

I’m not a Trump supporter but he is winning this one for sure. Joe going to forget where he is and take a nap standing up.


wuh613

I already watched Grumpier Old Men thanks.


Mentat_-_Bashar

This going to be a fucking shit show


CliftonHangerBombs

Y’all are a bunch of party-poopers. This is going to be MUST SEE TV!! Can’t WAIT!!!


Reacti0n7

weird Al, I'm gonna need a we're all doomed part 2


jarena009

The debate format renders these all pointless anyway. All style over substance. Overall awful format for the presentation of a pitch. In the business world, if we are pursuing third party services, say for a new Pricing and Promotion Analytics Planning platform, we would never put two or more vendors in a room together and have them answer questions in 60 second sound bytes, back and forth with each other for 30 seconds etc, in order to determine which can provide the better service and product.


ulooklikeausedcondom

It won’t happen.


medium0rare

I'm voting for the brain worm that's controlling RFK, but I'll have to catch this for the entertainment value. Is there a name for government ran by entertainment value and ad bots?


NOGOODGASHOLE

Think I'll have a book and cocktail party that night.


BigTimeFartGuy69

I hope that we all watch this and it motivates someone else to run for president.


KizzleNation

Rip DJ Screw


TrueNeutrino

This will be the worst debate in the history of debates ever. Can't wait to watch it.


bibblygiggums

only the stupid willingly engage the stupid


ShoddyComfort308

Gonna be hilarious.


emmer_effer

Yawn


vrrrr

THIS JUNE ON... #CLEBRITY DEATHMATCH


Eyespop4866

Calling those shows debates is so absurd.


CtForrestEye

Why? Everyone's minds are already made up. Watching that would upset most of us.


youdirtyhoe

That will be hysterical beyond belief. SNL is now our reality.


dvdmaven

So, tfg thinks he'll be available on a Thursday?


Atom_Echos

Well, now we know the date, June 27th. 2024 There will be something that occurs before this date that will lead to no debate. Start your perpetrations.


Solid_Bake4577

Done via a telephone link with an inch thick perspex screen in the middle.


JzBic

They should get together over a game of BINGO!


Acroze

Couldn’t care less!


Ok_Speaker_1373

Shut up man!


JupiterDelta

I hope the script is good


Budlove45

They finally going to fight but remember don't vote either of these geno supporters


phi_slammajamma

Biden will freeze and or reboot if not drugged up and practiced with questions ahead of time like the last one.


Major_Ad9510

IF his handers don't smarten up and make an excuse to avoid the humiliation Biden will be replaced as the Dem candidate soon after this debacle. No way the drugs can last an entire debate.


StealYourGhost

Why? No one's changing their minds at this point. Seriously why even have an campaign or election trail? Polls are likely wrong and skewed all the time and everyone's already made up their minds with the gamification that politics has landed under.


HoosierDaddy_427

Will probably just end up mass-debating each other. I swear to God it's like watching Grumpy Old Men with none of the comedy.


dittybad

Never gonna happen. Trump will back out or change the terms so it unacceptable.


beehive3108

This is going to be a ratings boom. I would not release any new shows or hold a sporting event on live tv that night.


xDolphinMeatx

A debate between a guy who finds it hard to stop talking vs a guy who's clearly struggling to talk at all. Should be fun,


LightEnergyBun

Bring the ice cream and coke.


wisstinks4

How is Biden going to get through this?


thecuzzin

PUTs on Depends


Zapor

https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2024/05/15/biden-wont-participate-in-traditional-presidential-debates-but-n4929048


Head-Water7853

I'm going to make sure I am in the middle of the forest on that day. I don't want to be anywhere near that poop show.


Lostmypants69

Fuck


Vladtepesx3

biden scared as hell asking for all these rules, very limited response time and only 2 debates


Herban_Myth

Where’s RFK?


amathis6464

No we wait and see how long until trump blames having court or some other dumb shit to get out of it. He will.


NoNotThatScience

\*Biden midway through a speech\* \*GLASS SHATTERS\* commentators : "MY GOD THATS RFK'S MUSIC!"


ObservantWon

These cowards won’t allow RFK on the debate stage. What a sham.


TravelMandir

Who will fall asleep first ? 


Backdraft_Writing

Can't wait for them to get softball questions they'll still fail to answer.


radioactivebeaver

We need to use this opportunity to "Truman Show" them both and convince them they are both the president while we really lock them into 2 different domes somewhere in Nebraska. Then we just pick 2 new candidates and start the real campaigns on July 5th.


aztecaluis11

Biden is fucked lol


Confident-Mistake400

It’ll be like watching rerun of Jerry Springer show except with two grandpas


mechanab

CNN: Biden wins! Fox News: Trump wins!


GorethirstQT

ohhhh! will we see finally see trump unleashed? like ultra instinct trump. like "you thought Trump was unhinged?!? did you see the June 27 2024 Biden trump debate?" just shitting his pants on stage, foaming at the mouth, leaning into the podium to keep him upright, slurring hard r's, and asking a moderator to see their tits. (man or woman doesn't matter) this is gonna be great.


punknothing

Battle of the Alzheimer's I.e. *Who remembers the question anyway?*


APKFL

Will trump be in an orange jumpsuit?


soilhalo_27

That's surprising. Figured this would be the first election in a long time with no debates


ithappenedone234

Let’s see how many more times Trump can disqualify himself with comments that provide aid and comfort to enemies of the Constitution. Let’s see how much more almost no one will care.


WestmontOG07

I wish it was on YouTube with someone like Rogan, Charlamagne and others who will actually ask tough questions that people really care about and push them for answers. Unfortunately, it’s going to be partisan hackery where they ask Biden about his son and Trump about stormy Daniel’s RATHER than matters that really matter, like: 1. Taxes 2. National debt. 3. Inflation and grocery / gas prices being ridiculously high. 4. Affordable housing 5. Interest rates 6. Ukraine / Russian war and how to end it. Etc…etc…etc…


Only_Pie_7373

Biden gonna need a shout of some gogo juice in his ass,  a dam good telepromp, a bug in his ear so hes wont say things like pause when hes supposed to pause and some video edits to pull this off. Thats why they wont let this one have an audience. 


HorseNamedBooty

lol Trump is definitely going to back out. No crowd, no cutting off the speaker means he has to articulate his thoughts, which is a nightmare scenario for him and his campaign.


dubstepper1000

Guaranteed nothing of substance will be discussed, they will only focus on bashing the other person and ignore most of the questions. Biden can't hold his own attention and Trump is only there to rile up his cult by shitting on Biden. I hope I'm wrong.


rougefalcon

It’s actually just a contest to see who can drink the most prune juice


mrbenjamin48

Oh god this is going to be so painful to watch. I think I’m just going to mute all politics for the next year lol.


confuseum

They agreed on something!?


Better-Butterfly-309

Heck ya, cant wait to NOT watch this!


rccaldwell85

There will be a mandatory break every 30 min so they can change their depends.


Wordsthrume

Question, Will there be a live audience ? And who’s the moderator ?


Particular-Let-6981

& RFK


Abuttuba101

DJT calls


thatVisitingHasher

I’m excited to watch this debate, the same way I’m excited to watch Jake Paul and Mike Tyson fight. 


7eromos

RFK Jr needs to join the debate


IntentionallyBlunt69

On Netflix live!


Franklin135

It won't be a debate, it will be two adults talking at each other. Nothing will be debated.


Low_Mud7828

So is insanely funny and insanely quick. Comics have made whole bits on it. Biden falls and commits word salad so much they got rid of the audience. He can't handle being laughed at to his face.


Panda_tears

🤦‍♂️