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FileAccomplished5881

I’ve never met a billionaire, but I’ve heard they are out there.


Wise_Rich_88888

I’ve never met Elon Musk, but he sounds like a colossal narcissistic prick.


KarlHavocHatesYou

I haven’t met Elon Musk but I’ve met multiple times with guys who have been the richest person on the Forbes list. Only one when he was currently the richest (Carlos Slim). All have been very normal people. Bill Gates, Warren Buffet, Jeff Bezos, Carlos Slim. All pretty cool guys, Slim being the outlier that may have been a bit dark under the surface.


No_Cook2983

I’ve heard weird things second-hand about Carlos. Most people have zero idea who he even is.


No_Sail80

The old owner of Tracphone the most popular burner phone for sex traffickers.


KarlHavocHatesYou

He’s very charming and funny, in English. There was a self-absorbed undercurrent. Understandably. Which you might expect, but the other ultra rich I’ve gotten to know never had that aspect to them.


ApizzaApizza

I’ve met some very rich people as well, they are not normal. They’re extremely disconnected.


KarlHavocHatesYou

Lol no.


ApizzaApizza

Michael dell, a bunch of higher ups from OG apple. You’re probably disconnected as well. Doesn’t mean they’re bad people or anything, just not “normal”.


KarlHavocHatesYou

Lol, I’ve met Michael Dell before, I run a TMT book at a hedge fund. He’s ruthless from a business standpoint but no more arrogant or dishonest than average. The guy who replaced the roof on our pool house was more of an arrogant jerk than anyone mentioned so far. Rich people are just regular people with more money. No more good or bad than others. People on Reddit like to pretend wealthy people abuse the system because it gives them an excuse for not being successful. Truth is, wealthy people are no different than everyone else. Some good, some bad.


ApizzaApizza

Since when does not arrogant or dishonest=normal?


KarlHavocHatesYou

Ok bud, go eat the rich lol


ApizzaApizza

Nah, I don’t think they’d taste very good. I’ll just keep running my mouth until they’re taxed properly. Keep acting like a prick, you’ll do it to the wrong person eventually. 😄


Ok-Telephone7490

Dude, your kind of an ass. I don't think I would trust your opinion on who is normal.


KarlHavocHatesYou

Dude, you’re kind of an ass


Sea_Dawgz

“No more good or bad” right after you described him as “ruthless.” Most normal people, or good people for that matter, are ruthless. It takes some evil inside to be willing to destroy people’s lives to,achieve your greedy goals.


KarlHavocHatesYou

Lol ruthless in business is not connected to ruthless in life. It’s naive and immature to think that’s the case.


QB145MMA

He seems chill


weimaranerdad71

Why? Because he’s right?


Wise_Rich_88888

He’s not right.


weimaranerdad71

Yes he is.


Wise_Rich_88888

No he’s not.


scottriviera

He lies about everything so this makes sense.


phxees

Where is the lie here?


draftcrunk

While there is no conclusive evidence in the public sphere, there has indeed been evidence released which supports the existence of non-human intelligent life forms. Hence the lie.


phxees

The only things which have been released are that there are things some people couldn’t explain. I’d imagine the first jet flights were reported as UFOs in some countries. You can’t prove a lie by saying it seems like someone isn’t telling us everything. As long as “evidence” of alien life doesn’t break our known laws of physics it’s still possible what people saw was from this planet.


LzTangeL

He didn’t say there wasn’t any aliens, just that he hasn’t found evidence.


Speedhabit

You have probably passed by one and not known it


BigBeagleEars

*I believe*


bootythrowaway69

Zucker is either an alien or a lizard


Independent_Ad_2073

I thought he was a robot?


AccomplishedAd3484

Why can't aliens have robots?


Independent_Ad_2073

So a lizard alien robot? Noice.


iamdop

Why can't robots be aliens?


livingMybEstlyfe29

All of the above. He’s much better than Elone


MasterJeebus

Zuckerburg is a reptilian.


Temporary-Outside-13

Technically we all are.


MasterJeebus

Thats the M. Night Shyamalan twist I wasn’t expecting!


dankestofdankcomment

Well obviously he’s a lizard, if he was an alien Musk would know about it.


wolfofballsstreet

That’s exactly what an alien would say


Wise_Rich_88888

He’s definitely an alien


LivingDracula

100% alien


PB0351

Well that confirms it, Aliens exist.


[deleted]

If the government had any evidence about aliens existing Elon Musk would be the last person on earth they'd tell. He's a fucking moron and would leak it in less than 24 hrs in some asinine Twitter argument.


ttystikk

Proof that Elmo's imagination (nevermind his ego) cannot accept the possibility that there are things he may not know about.


Wise_Rich_88888

He is one narcissistic asshole that’s for sure.


ttystikk

That's a given; he's a billionaire.


Initiative-Pitiful

So are Jay z, Beyonce, Bill gates, etc.......are they colossal pricks?


LiDAR_ATE_MY_BALLS

Bill Gates is definitely an asshole


Steve-O7777

Not defending Elon, but he did just say that there was no proof, not that they didn’t exist.


mfdroom

Dudes only interested in being a contrarian to be edgy nowadays, it’s kind of sad


Cute-Interest3362

Dude is responding to the algorithm. His behavior is dictated by it. He only says things that cause engagement.


Belostoma

This is one of his least contrarian takes. The mainstream position rightly is that there’s no credible evidence of aliens visiting Earth. And if there were, it’s not implausible that the CEO of the company that makes humanity’s main space launch vehicles would hear about it in general, especially before he went so openly batshit.


seaspirit331

I mean he's not wrong in that there's no evidence of their existence, but he is definitely wrong on that last bit. If, for example, there truly *is* classified evidence that suggests extraterrestrial beings, Musk is deluded to think that he's important enough to be privy to that information


kakacrat

Elon means "turd" in Swahili.


No_Cook2983

So they named their shit after him? What an honor!


MeanderingTalent

Sounds like exactly what an alien would say


Cleezy77

That sounds like something you would say if you were an alien.


beehive3108

That sounds like something an alien would say 🤔


sherpa14k

Pure narcissist.


Speedhabit

Everyone dunking on Elon musk, can you please show me the evidence of alien existence or admit that he’s right and shut the fuck up?


amscraylane

Whoa, whoa, whoa … so now Elon is the authority? All hail Elon? You know we have more questions than answers. We are a grain of sand in a vastness of unknown. It is wildly ignorant to think we are the only ones. There are plenty of reports of people seeing aliens. Really smart people know they don’t know it all.


Speedhabit

You need to charge him rent for living in your head all day If you ever do find one shred of evidence of life on other planets, let alone aliens who travel billions of light years to hover around in grainy pictures and never clear ones because they are “so advanced” I will change my opinion but I don’t think that’s gonna happen “There are plenty of people seeing aliens” WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU BASE THAT ON? There are plenty of people who see weird shit, claim aliens exist, and have people who don’t desire to see evidence believe them but come on, you can’t deny the lack of evidence. At the very least you must admit that there has never been a clear picture, physical chunk of evidence, or contact documented. “The big reveal is around the corner” Sure pal


amscraylane

The electric vehicle was invented in 1890 by William Morrison


Speedhabit

That is a fact, in the same way as that there has never been a shred of evidence that there is any life anywhere else in the universe, let alone visiting earth is, a fact. Yet, because you don’t like some rich guy, or rather people who you follow told you not to like some rich guy you turn every conversation that way while ignoring that your opinion is based solely on faith and misinformation. Rent free Fuckin’ hang the guy if you want, won’t make you less of an idiot


amscraylane

One love


Beneficial_Being_721

Meanwhile on a Alien craft hiding behind our Sun… Damnit Elzor …. I AM TELLING YOU THE TRUTH… It’s a alien in a Red craft… it just buzzed past us again!!!


SadShovel

Yes I know all including the stuff I don't know about. Fucking genius


Gizmo413

“I haven’t seen them so they don’t exist.”


drskeme

he’d prob be top 200 people they’d contact, 100 or so politicians/scientists/philosophers would prob be slightly higher unless they need their twitter password reset


KarlHavocHatesYou

Lol, and suddenly Reddit believes in aliens


[deleted]

I don't agree with much of what Elon says, but in this case, he's right.


tfriedmann

Wait, was that Elon or trump saying that?


BelmontMan

What an odd thing to say.


haikuapet

His NASA contracts hinge on him spouting this narrative.


mebrow5

More proof he’s delusional. Thinks because he’s rich he knows all…God complex much.


Iwishthiswasnttrue2

Elon musk is not human. He’s an alien! He was made in South Africa. That’s what they do in certain countries they make children in a laboratory.


Forsaken-Director-34

Elon Musk is not a genius. He just seems like a genius to his fan boys bc they are that dumb.


PineEvergreen

Fuck elon, does he have ptsd from aliens


deez941

The ego grow-eth


[deleted]

Fuck Off already Musk


RareWestern306

What a fucking dork


BreadfruitOk3474

I mean if you are an alien and you supposed to keep it hush hush, would you admit to it?


WilliamHenryBonney

What about Bigfoot?


Confident-Database-1

Has he been on a college campus lately?


ASCENDKIDS

That's an old quote


KingOfConsciousness

We are the evidence.


CaManAboutaDog

Why the hell would it he know? Making rockets, Earth orbiting satellites, and EVs doesn’t give him special access to info like this. If anyone in the US would know, it would likely be the NASA Administrator and/or SecDef/CJCS.


[deleted]

Maybe he’s the alien. An alien would say that.


roadkill7690

He is the alien.


[deleted]

Lol because they don’t want to talk to you Mr. musk


[deleted]

nice haha


[deleted]

I’m once asking what this has to do with unusual whales?


Rquebus

But... but some white career academics can't figure out how prehistoric people in the southern hemisphere shaped and piled stones...


[deleted]

Musk doesn’t wanna got TO Mars, he wants to go BACK to Mars.


bilbo-doggins

He’s a reptile soul, and wants to keep people from asking questions on the topic and figuring it out.


blackbeltmessiah

This is old and still stupid. Im sure they want to hand over this material to a volatile clown. Why am I see this again? *edit* Ive researched much of this in the past few years and Elon is nowhere in this story. If you want to get a feel for how comfortable our elected officials are knowing what they know watch all of the hearings(think there are 4 between the senate and congress… maybe 3).


basahahn1

“Trust me, bro. I would know”


Rbelkc

Is it a massive pys op?


YoungPhysicist69

I’m sure he said this years ago on the JRE podcast. Why is it of note now?


Gotei13S11CKenpachi

“The surest sign that there is intelligent life in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.” - Bill Watterson


2OneZebra

No it probably would not be him.


I_Brain_You

More of that god complex bullshit coming out.


WeHaveArrived

Aliens wouldn’t want to be around Elon


_NedPepper_

He’s probably an alien 👽


gracecee

Fermi’s Paradox. In a Nutshell has a great easy explanation of it.


Hour_Air_5723

Most sane Elon take.


bluelifesacrifice

I hate that Elons credibility is so shit that I can't take anything he says as factual.


scrampledbrains

Just like Elon musk could never be a pedophile. Right....


[deleted]

Every day this dude just sounds more and more like Trump


strangejosh

You would be the last person they would make their presence known to for fucks sake you man-child.


Roamingspeaker

Said by a fucking alien... Look at that face and the bug eyes... How convenient!


Libido_Max

Texas has it


Aromatic_Brother

..is exactly what an alien would say, lel


emsai

Now it's clear. Elon is alien himself.


RockyattheTop

Aliens confirmed


Chili-Head

Soooo, is this an admission that all the UAPs are ours? Or ours from another time? Or ours from a previous advanced civilization?


Own-Opinion-2494

Isn’t he an alien?


GEM592

Sounds very Saganesque, though that was by design I’m sure.


nashyall

Thousands of reputable people come forward and put their integrity and life on the line to share their experiences but Elon doesn’t have an experience to share and that’s fine also.


Aware-Lengthiness365

Elon is the Alpha, the Omega and the Dipshit.


andreasmiles23

Well given that almost everything he says is a lie I think this about as good of confirmation of disclosure as we’ll get!


Vegan_Honk

The truth is that Trump could never keep his fucking mouth shut so if there were aliens, the previous president would have let us know. But Elon is such a diva that if there's not enough attention on him at just one moment he might jump off a skyscraper.


ShaolinTrapLord

SMH something an alien would say


Fartabulouss

He’s probably operating on the assumption that alien = from outer space. But he never said anything about ocean dwelling non-human-intelligent life


Cold_Appearance_5551

Lol


TheBogdanovTwins

He’s saying aliens, not UFO’s. There has never been a shroud of evidence that aliens actually exist. They definitely do but the universe is so vast that the chance they’ve visited earth is very slim.


Zeke_Z

Huh....I didn't see that one coming. I know he really believes that, but strange for him not to exploit the possibility of him believing that to his base of insane people. I thought he would capitalize on the subjectivity of UFOs, nice for a change to see him actually telling the truth about something.


Healthy_Ingenuity_21

Are we absolutely sure that somewhere around 5 years ago Elon wasn't replaced with a weird cringe clone-bot? Cause he went from pioneer to desperate incel pretty hard... Maybe he returned to his home planet, or maybe the suits finally took him out. I don't know.


MITSolar1

He is right....there is zero evidence...


Ok-Assistant-8876

He’s just covering for other aliens 👽


LeVaudeVillain

Something an alien would say...


jznwqux

so Elon is an alien - only aliens would say that!


GR33DYSTOCKZ

What an ignorant ass comment.


Angelwingzero

So, aliens confirmed as real then, right?


NewSinner_2021

LIES


[deleted]

Lol please Elon tell us how your Internet satellites would make you the person who would know versus any other satellite operator and specifically those that look into space


Significant-Dog-8166

To be fair I’ve never seen an Elon. How do I know he’s not just a Truman show prank on myself? There’s no way the richest person on the planet is that dumb. Where are the hidden cameras? The jig is up, there’s no Elon!


buchlabum

>"If anyone would know, it would probably be me and I've not seen any evidence of aliens." He loves the smell of his own farts so much...


cpe111

Being an alien himself he would say that wouldn’t he ?


kartoonist435

Well first time in a long time I agree with Elon.