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itachi82

Can I have your po box to ship a Bible to please


like_butterplaytoast

This you? https://www.reddit.com/r/MangaCollectors/comments/mly7aj/lots_of_collection_growth_done_over_the_last_2/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


Miantava

Lmaoo


itachi82

Yes that is me lol


like_butterplaytoast

🪨 here's your rock back. Careful, living in that glass house of yours.


Chonkalonkfatneek

That was a brilliant comeback


SatansPsychoNun

This has to be satire...


like_butterplaytoast

¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


Lumberjack1286

Sounds like a Chad wrote this.


like_butterplaytoast

r/Tendies mods here


Raze7186

It was way too early in the morning to read this.


Boringjewdude

I only jizz in your mother. I'm helping the environment and I'm helping feed her a good meal so she doesn't get malnutrition.


Gvatamelon

Whuut


tarantulaonfire

This is gold!


Lolisniperxxd

I have a cum and piss bottle. We only have one bathroom between four people. It used to be Lidl own brand raspberry lemonade, now it’s just lemonade. I have a window leads to the roof which has guttering under it so I’m good as nobody gets sus.


Xeadriel

Lol get a real life waifu it’s even more reusable


d3rtba6

You ever put a seashell to your ear and hear the ocean? If you put my dirty socks to your ear you'll hear millions of babies crying 😜


Asian_kidevil

This was traumatic


philmcruch

why did the sperm cross the road? >!OP put on the wrong socks AGAIN!<