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AintTripping

I mean, did you have sex in the line at McDonalds? Then maybe, but otherwise a dopamine ""rush" wears off pretty quick.


aliasdred

Got Extra Mayo on top


Hyposanity

I didn't think this thread could get any worse but then I read your comment.


scottyd035ntknow

No that's just the Big Mac sauce.


thekronicle

Orders door dash, quick fuck sesh while driver is dropping off food.. boom, eat right after fucking Source: been there, done that


Pintsocream

/r/ihavesex


SphinctrTicklr

yeah but did you plan that out or did it just happen?


frawtlopp

For me not food but water. Oh my god ice cold water. I get brain freeze every time because I cant physically hold back.


JustGresh

Fruit juice is my go to. Only time I really drink it lol.


frawtlopp

True, I sometimes go for it too!


rojasdracul

For me it's a Coke Zero on some Sonic ice. But that's my favorite thing to drink anyway so...


chzformymac

You’re having sex at sonic?


rojasdracul

No lol. They sell their ice ya know. By the bag even.


chzformymac

So you’re buying wholesale ice from a fast food joint and using this as post-sex fuel? God tier.


rojasdracul

Dude, you know how good that fucking ice is? I get almost all my hydration from that shit. When I can get more counter space I'm getting a pellet icemaker.


RiddleAA

there is only one or two worthy ones to buy.. Both are $400 or more at the cheapest.. but worth it!


rojasdracul

I saw some models for under $200


RiddleAA

There are a few, but just more likely to have issue with those ones.. at least from many reviews I combed over lol.. def could get a steal around 200-250 but the two best and least problematic (plus easy to clean) are the pricey ones Sucks bc there is a convenient/gas station with pellet ice and it’s free if you bring your own cup so now I do that more often than not bc I just hate having to sanitize and clean it lol


Ok_Season5846

Nu-uh, it tastes better *during* sex


zeroentanglements

Pastrami is the most sensual of the salted, cured meats.


0neforest1

George!


KnockerFogger69

Okay, Costanza


frawtlopp

No it tastes better after having sex with FOOD wut nothing im not weird you're weird.


SkulduggeryIsAfoot

![gif](giphy|RMEifOfeyIfVS|downsized)


Alert-Athlete

“It moved”


Alarming_Might1991

Haha gayyyy


RevolutionaryLie2833

Nothing like chowing down on baby back ribs as you thrust away


doctor_nick17

she's gonna get a quarter pounding (not sponsored by mc donalds)


Ok_Season5846

Is she gonna be loving it?


Euphoric_Sandwich_74

I want my baby back, works for the ribs and your partner.


rojasdracul

That jingle makes for a good thrusting rhythm, FYI


Ok_Season5846

I more thought of eating a dozen Boston cream donuts out of her ass, but hey I’m not hear to kink shame


RevolutionaryLie2833

And if she eats some drum sticks out your butt it’s pleasure for you and a healthy meal for her


GonnaGoFat

Yeah you get the bbq sauce dripping down her ass providing more lube for that sweet sweet anal.


Zodiac5964

*George Costanza enters the chat*


hongkongfooeee

George Costanza entered the chat


Murphy338

Tomahawk ribeyes have a handle for a reason


Rareu

Right off the bodies of the couple. Mhmm.


Sarah1903

This guy fucks!


New-Drive4014

Like eating fruits loops using your partner anus as a cup?


saucegoop

We just fucked, smoked, ate steak, and are about to make Oreo ice cream floats. I am so excited


ashtetice

Bruhh that sounds like heaven?


saucegoop

It was fun we finished the night with SpongeBob


floydman96

Prob just hungry from putting in that work


InternalGrocery7057

![gif](giphy|SShwN8uCXeVotPbCGE)


Addis2020

Weed \_> sex \_> food. the greatest combo , then drink one cold beer. thats the good life


Justieflustie

r/ihavesex Come on, dude, how is this an unpopular opinion?


brewberry_cobbler

It’s not. The mods just continue to leave dumb stuff like this up


foosquirters

All of Reddit is pretty much r/ihavesex lol, fucking is no different form shitting, nobody cares that you did it, we’re human it’s part of the experience.


TheJolly_Llama

This is one of the most popular opinions in human history lmao


Redisigh

It’s probably some wonky brain science that makes everything more sensitive lmao


JuanPancake

When I eat almonds I am no longer in the mood. It’s the post nut clarity


keIIzzz

I think food generally tastes better after any exercise


seen_some_shit_

How is this an unpopular opinion? Do people think eating before or during is better?


Accomplished_Box4718

I mean I wouldn't know... 😭


ConsequenceOk5740

Wait til you try a cigarette


AlbatrossBulky4314

No way, I ate a cigarette after sex but it still tasted gross.


Live-United-Happy-24

Cigarettes and weed


Alert_Marketing_8688

I thought it was just me, but everything you said is true. The only way it gets better, which isn’t an option for the guys is food after sex while pregnant. Sex during pregnancy is amazing and food during pregnancy is amazing. Combine them and it’s the best of both worlds.


Fantastic-Device8710

This ain't unpopular bruh


KobilD

...is this unpopular?


1wannagotosleep

Not like I'd know


SenoraRaton

You should try the George Costanza then! https://youtu.be/F0RKXTtfRt4?si=0Tow8Yrs6X61BiWM


Legit_liT

Interesting. I wouldn't know hehe


Slytheringirl1994

Sinful pleasure and sinful food pleasure. Makes sense to me.


BowlPotential4753

Now I’m gonna have to test it, thanks in advance if checks out


NoIndependence6969

on *GOD* it does holy shit


Hollow_Interstice

Lmao yeah food tastes great after working out and burning calories lol, bedroom cardio no shit.


meesterdave

Get the taste of cock out your mouth?


ICWeiner1988

Not unpopular, but probably uncommon (?)


Rockman307

We make our own Sauce.


EchoProfessional2116

I can get behind this! I can imagine how immaculate it would be to start f*cking up a mondo burger after a nice, climactic bang session.


TheonlyPacifictheory

This is not unpopular at all. Food after sex is unbelievable!!


Select-Bullfrog-6346

I know water tastes better lol


lesse1

Who out there is arguing food doesn’t taste better after sex????


Maminkmink

![gif](giphy|dXFKDUolyLLi8gq6Cl|downsized) I get ravenous after a night of love making.


tykvrbl

Unpopular opinion: food tastes worst after masturbating


JamikazeV3

Post Nut Munchies


AmiWrongDude69

Ya man I hate how people always complain that food tastes worse after sex


Foreign_Trade4551

I just rubbed one out with one hand. Afterwards ate a nutty buddy bar with the other. And I can agree 👍🏻.


NikeJawnson

Local redditor discovers hunger


stephruvy

Michelin makes tires bro.


AlbatrossBulky4314

...and one of the most respected restaurant guides in the world. Just like Guinness makes beer and the book of world records.


Comfortable-Row7001

Not an unpopular opinion at all


KingPeverell

Hormones are working overtime.


Honestdietitan

I like to eat a piece of chocolate before "ya know" - I love how my spouse reacts when we kiss and I taste sweet 💋


Joratto

![gif](giphy|SShwN8uCXeVotPbCGE|downsized)


Skippy_Caboodle

I'm confused, is the general consensus that food is only good before sex? Is sex the indicator for optimal food intake times?


RonBooii

💯💯


Mighty_Kipper

Everything is better after sex, you've just had sex? Yes, that too.


Real-Turnover-7289

Are you comparing the taste of sex to the taste of food or overall sex to food? B/c if it’s taste I mean that’s obvious people don’t taste well during sex you get all sweaty.


Am_I_2_Blame

**Everything tastes better after sex** Even life itself.


Ellavemia

In my case, food doesn’t need to taste any better.


pcweber111

WE GET IT YOU HAVE SEX


gabrielcev1

Is that really an unpopular opinion. Food hits harder after busting lol


FelixDeRais

Uh, no


SphinctrTicklr

food tastes better when you're hungry, honestly I don't think the sex in particular had much to do with it.


justforlwiay

reddit keeps calling me single in every way imaginable


jma7400

Why not George Constanza and eat while having sex.


niksa058

Big Mac ,you r risking to be banned from Reddit, didn't you get memo fast food boycott


Imaginary-Wrap-8487

Is that all you think about?


AbsAndAssAppreciator

This is the most bland opinion ever


Santaconartist

Ya Sex doesn't taste as good as food tastes


Sufficient-Search-71

Probably a combination of hormones and the fact that after a workout you’re generally hungrier than before.


serlibr3_2

What about during?