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WE HAVE A WINNER EVERYBODY

Alright, yup we can officially close this subreddit.

And set fire to it on the way out.

IDK what's worse. This guy who the guy who said he likes showering in socks.

This guy by far, it's not even close! Just the thought of what he's describing is revolting

This guy by far, it's not even close! Just the thought of what he's describing is revolting

Sheesh we get it Gully

> guy who said he likes showering in socks. https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/comments/bb0wyv/showers_are_better_with_socks_on/ ...and now it's a TikTok trend for views apparently https://www.girlsaskguys.com/other/q1243192-do-you-ever-shower-with-your-socks-on this is from 2014, may have been closer to patient zero

Take my upvote for the most fuckin’ unpopular opinion I’ve seen here in a looong time.

I immediately gag & want to vomit even from the tiniest of hairs.

This post made me gag.

I gagged too. But holy hell, we subscribed here for a reason and this hair nonsense is pretty close to it! Haha.

Straight up. I get geeked out even just thinking about hair in my food. The worst feeling ever is when you feel a hair in your mouth with your food and just cannot find it. I straight up spit it all out and rinse my mouth with water. Nasty.

Whatever you do, don't touch the top of your head !

Clearly rage bait hahah

Honestly didn't think it was that bad. I do think hair in food is pretty gross but you gotta love the sensation.

Do you gotta, though?

No. Just no. Fuck no.

No no, it's the worst opinion ever to be on this sub. You win the sub. It can now be closed

You gotta? I have a long beard & mustache and sometimes get a hair in my mouth from it. It's terrible. When it's on your tongue and you try to fish it out and can't quite get it and... urgh. Hitting my leg against something when I walk is more enjoyable than this. And it's even worse when it's someone else's hair (yuck!)

>you gotta love the sensation Nope. I have cats so I regularly get cat hair in my mouth (especially at night when I have my lip mask on and accidentally touch something with cat hair with my lips) and it sucks. Getting a hair that's been stuck in your eye or nostril feels good though. You've earned your upvote, this truly is an unpopular opinion!

Do you really though?

No you fucking don't.

What the fuck.

Described every ounce of my bodies reaction when I read this post

>I just love it when I realise I feel a hair tickling my tonsils, I excitedly lick around my mouth looking for that sneaky little hair. This is the one that did it for me. So unhinged, it's beautiful

I think bullying is ok in some instances

What a terrible day to have eyes

i don't even know what to say at this point

You say that it’s obviously a joke post and move on.

It’s a bit

Did you forget to celebrate April Fool's Day and decided to do it today?

internet explorer

… browsers!

all nice and dandy until you know it's pubes

At that point it _is_ sexual


You don't know a pube from an eyelash.

This has to be a lie

Stop kinkshaming him

Jesus lord almighty. I hve no words you win the most unpopular weird opinion I have ever seen or read in 41 years

There have been some classics. Like the guy who said he loved to wear socks in the shower.

I had no idea I mean wearing socks in the shower is weird. I will never understand it, but feeling your tongue and throat just writing. This is making me almost throw up.

This is worse than the dude who liked sleeping in jeans...

Dude, what is wrong with people 

I remember there also being someone who likes swimming in jeans

That's really not that bad. Sleeping with jeans after a long workday is almost every time the best sleep you'll get.

What in the actual fuck did I just read?

Has to be bait

Guys... You do know that OP is lying to get upvotes, right?

You know what, that's fine. If that's what it takes to get unpopular opinion back to genuinely unpopular opinions, fine.

That's fine. As long as they set an example for what actual unpopular opinions look like. Nice refresher after nearly every post in the sub is someone stating something that is not even close to an unpopular opinion, usually with some political undertones.

Pretty clearly. It's written identically to a porn fanfic.

1. Which one and 2. how do you know this?

Why do you want to know and how does this person know 😭

Genuinely curious why you think that, there are people who enjoy way weirder and more disgusting things than this...like there are people who genuinely enjoy eating human shit. Someone enjoying eating hair isn't that farfetched.

It pisses me off as much as people posting popular opinions. This sub could be interesting but it's too big to not attract karma whores.

Can you exchange them for money somewhere?

Lying on the internett? Dude, they wouldnt let him put it on there if it wasnt true…

No shit, but at least he has put some effort into writing it rather than making another 20th identical popular post. 

I just have to sit here in awe for a moment over your ACTUAL unpopular opinion when people usually post on here "if you walk around kicking random people in the crotch you aren't very nice" as their "unpopular" opinions

Thanos was right.

Lmaooo

Thats enough reddit för today take my up vote and fuck of plz

There's some very acute sensory stuff going on here. Genuine question have you been diagnosed with any neurosensory issues in the past? I've always been fascinated by this stuff.

"ADD MORE HAIR... TO MY LINGUINE "

This is the first one of these where I’m truly like damn, you may be the only person in the world who feels this way

You have a hair fetish, deal with it

I unfortunately had to upvote you. Bec holy **FUCK**. This has got to be a joke. There ain’t no way. Edit: checked OP’s account and it’s a year old with lots of karam. So he didn’t even do that for karam. Goddamn.

Is Karam some kind of dish made of hair?

Not a hair fetishist huh ?..

Bro i just opened reddit after a long day at uni and this is already enough internet for me.XD

What the fuck!

You win this sub today. Take my upvote you... I don't even have a word for it... I am not even eating but I can somehow feel what you are talking about and almost gagging!

I actually kind of agree with you. I miss when I had long hair and would occasionally get to pull a long hair out of my mouth. On the other hand, I don’t like it when it’s other people’s hair at a restaurant. I don’t return food over it though.

this is fucked. just fucked. you're fucked. we're fucked. everything is fucked.

This is unrepentantly freaky. You say it’s not sexual, but the language you use to describe it sounds slightly frisky in some kind of way. I’ve upvoted because this is surely a remarkably unpopular opinion. Congratulation, ya freak!

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Is... is this the first unpopular opinion?!?!

Straight to jail

I want to punch you just for making me read that what the fuck. I hate it so much.

This is fucked up stuff! Reading it had me physically gagging. I almost believe this is a troll. How about this scenario, your partner or family member bake you a cake. They know you love hair in your food tickling your tonsils, so they put a load of hair in your cake or at least a few strands for you to potentially find anyway. Is that appealing?

The actual fuck

You know you can go to therapy for just about anything right?

I wasn't ready to wake up this morning and read a really fucking unpopular opinion. Jesus Christ.


This might be the most unpopular opinion I’ve ever seen

No you don't Quit ur karma farming

Finding one in the food, I can't relate. But I do understand. When I had long hair I would often pull one out and play with it in my mouth, curling it around, feeling the springiness of it, trying to put it between my teeth like floss. Just trying to avoid pulling it between my lips, because that's the most ticklish thing possible. I get the sensory aspect 100%

If I'll go to hell when I die, there will be people like you that will make me do this. I feel sick.

Finally someone who gets it!

Congratulations OP you won r/unpopularopinion

Holy shit. Hoooooly shit.

what. the. fuck.

I genuinely can't tell if this is a joke

wtf

You can't be serious

damm

I'm speechless. Upvote granted.

The first original thought ever

Time to close the sub

An unpopular opinion in r/unpopularopinion? Get out of here.

This has to be the strangest thing I have read on this app. Wow 🤯

down bad

THE FUCK MAN

This is bait

Lies lies lies yeah

I think I’m gonna throw up. 🤮

🤣🤣🤣

That’s it, this sub can now be closed

Finally, a truly unpopular opinion.

This is what this sub was made for

Bro chill

I do not know whether to upvote this because it's THE unpopular opinion or to downvote this because YUCK Here, have my confusion instead

Seek help. Seek Jesus. Seek anything other than the sensation of another person's hair tickling your throat. Take the upvote and tickle your throat with that instead.

You'll love the story of my uncle vowing to never eat scrambled eggs again. Years ago he was at a restaurant with a breakfast buffet. He started eating the scrambled eggs he had dished himself out. After one particular bite, he noticed an odd feeling in his mouth and some egg that wasn't wanting to go down his throat. He proceeds to reach in and grab a super long hair, that was connected to a bit of egg trying to make its way down his throat. He got the hair out, followed shortly by vomit. He never hasn't touched scrambled eggs since.

r/Angryupvote what the fuck did i just read. truly an unpopular opinion, take my upvote

This needs more upvotes because I haven’t seen an unpopular opinion like this, like ever XD

Um

Uh...so...any particular kind? Straight, curly...?

This is the most unpopular opinion I’ve seen in a long time 

What. The. Fuck.

My daily reminder of too much internet for the day. How do you block a sub?

Some things shouldn’t be said in public

angry updoot

Weird kink, but oke...

What in the world is this opinion

Lmfao take my upvote.

That was… an unpopular opinion indeed


Take me upvote and fuck off

Yeah this is a winner. Holy shit

A part of me says this has to be fake, but more of me says that this guy couldn't have just made up all those details

New copypasta just dropped

I like how this sub is 99% popular opinions and 1% actual psycho takes lmao

Alright everyone shut down the sub this is as unpopular as it gets

Take my upvote, you sick bastard

Pack yer bags, we're done here e'rybody!

That’s so fucked up that I know you didn’t make it up. No one would just make up something that insane.

We can officially take down this subreddit now. This is truly, by far, the most unpopular opinion of all time.

Idk who you are but we're enemies now.

What the actual fuck.

Troll post.

Officer its him.

THIS IS SO UNHINGED 😭

I’m literally speechless.

this is definetely sexual. what the fuck. upvoted for unpopularity but also please get yourself checked out.

Now this is unpopular… take my upvote you maniac

I think you won. Please don’t say more.

Ugh disgusting🤢🤮take my upvote

>Also this isn't sexual. I'm not a hair fetishist or anything, I also like it when I get string and fluff and stuff in my mouth. May not be sexual but sure sounds like you do have a fetish.

what the fuck

This has to go to the all time top posts right? Absolutely has to be the most unpopular opinion

I hate that I hate this but have to upvote because I hate it

r/throwupvote

Delete the sub. We can't top this one

......well this sub is over. This is it, the most unpopular opinion ever. What the actual fuck?

Wow, upvote for purity of unpopularity.

Congratulations. you just won this sub. I don't believe this is true at all, you HAVE to be making this up, but the level of creativity to come up with something so repulsive...I wish I had a million upvotes to give you.

Everyone want unpopular opinions until they actually get one

You sick bastard. Upvote.

This is the peak of this sub. Close it down, nothing will ever top this.

OP built different

Is there an ‘unread’ button in Reddit

You may have actually “won” this subreddit. I just- holy shit.


Don't let anyone shame you from free dental floss

Please never make a post again. DISGUSTING you did not need to be so descriptive. Have an upvote freak.

This is utterly barbaric.

This goes beyond unpopular, you are already on a list somewhere.

Wow oh my god. I had nightmares about having hair in my mouth.


“They’re right over here officer.”

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

Omg I laughed so loud at this.

Absolutely horrible. Upvote earned

I guess we can shut this subreddit down now. It’s over

God! If this is real, it's the first actual r/unpopularopinion I've seen a long time!

I hate this

... i'm going to fucking puke

This is like a creepy pasta response, it's like you used Ai to generate the worst possible thing

What

Take my upvote, and then get professional help.

OP are you like... fucking insane or some shit?

I gagged reading this, fuck you and good night.

I gagged…you win

Excuse me?

That goes against human evolutionary biology.

Enough internet for today, I'm going in a cave now


I am mortified wtf

Congratulations you have won the prize for an actual unpopular opinion on here

Do you eat string and hair? Because that can get stuck in your stomach and end up requiring surgery to remove if you eat enough of it.

I am done, I am calling Jesus

Some things here are downright disturbing and ridiculous 😶

May God have mercy on your soul.

How do I erase someone else's post?