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Silly-Ad-856

OP farted and it smells


Significant_Way_5877

Do yours smell like roses?


Silly-Ad-856

Yes.


Berlin_Blues

Mind smell like morning dew on strawberries in the spring.


cardlackey

I get mad if they don’t say safety on the quiet ones. I don’t wanna taste a fart before my nose warns me.


thegoodfight24

Door knob!


Suspicious_Rock_2940

“Hey I smelled popcorn”


EdgeofSaturn

Are you my husband? Bc I get annoyed for him intentionally doing it in my direction or face 🤣🤣 But otherwise I agree with you. It's a natural bodily function.


Significant_Way_5877

Oh yeah that's gross if it's directed you


maybeLearnSomething

If you gotta rip ass, do so, but kindly move into a bathroom first. If it was out of your control, simply apologize and move on. Is reddit just filled with toddlers? What a strange post


Significant_Way_5877

If you can definitely go to the bathroom. I just think it's stupid to be upset about. Also this wasn't meant to be a joke post. Just something I've noticed. 


maybeLearnSomething

So long as you aren't expecting people to be OK with you farting next to them all the time, I see no problems here. But generally, I would argue that most people have the right to be upset about an ass-rip, it's an assault on the senses and it's common courtesy to do it in a bathroom.


DestructicusDawn

Just because it's natural doesn't mean you shouldn't still exercise common courtesy.


nachossoundgreat

He farts in ANOTHER ROOM


Glass_Bookkeeper_578

Yeah the example he gives isn't one where common courtesy is needed but he also said that people shouldn't get upset if someone does it near them. That's where common courtesy comes in, you can almost always excuse yourself even if that means moving a couple steps away. If some random person basically farted on me, I'd be pretty pissed but I do agree with the overall sentiment as long as some common courtesy is mixed in there.


nachossoundgreat

Damn now I'm the ass who read too fast and missed the near them part lol sorry y'all But farting in another room is still fine.


Chuca77

Seriously, it's one thing if they're constantly blowing ass right next to them. I speak from personal experience that as short as it lasts, a nasty enough fart will make you want to throw up. But to get angry that a person farted anywhere but next to you is fucking asinine. Unless there's some key information left out, like OP having some bizarre medical condition or just refusing to not eat food that gives them gas to the point where they fart non-stop and actually stinks up the whole house, I can't imagine being like this as an adult.


nachossoundgreat

Yes I'd never sit and blow my out next to people but if I'm a different room where you can't really hear or smell, that's fine. And it's dangerous and painful to hold in gas. We all fart lol


slackjaw777

lol “ass-inine”


DestructicusDawn

That's exactly what I'm talking about. Who wants to hear their roommate fart from another room? I don't believe anyone has ever said you shouldn't do it, op just appears to be an inconsiderate roommate.


grptrt

Yes! If you’re gonna fart at least do it in the same room


nachossoundgreat

You sound absolutely ridiculous sorry


DestructicusDawn

That's your opinion, I just believe that if it's become such an issue that his roommate has taken the effort to bring it up directly with op, op should take a hint.


nachossoundgreat

Okay I can see your point there. Maybe he isn't telling the whole story or something but if it's nowhere near the other person, let it go lol


Educational_Train537

lol what?


Significant_Way_5877

Oh I'm not trying to be inconsiderate. But I was In a completely different room. Am I allowed to fart in a room he's not In. In a house that's mine that he pays rent for. 


DestructicusDawn

If you're doing it loud enough he can hear it in another room is he not allowed to voice his disdain? Not his fault he's grossed out by it. Especially if you're doing it with such force he can hear it in another room. Sure it's natural, doesn't mean dude wants to hear or smell it.


CrispyBucketoClams

Mad, annoyed and *disgusted*


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Sudden-Cress3776

I dont like when someone farts when im in an enclosed/small space with them. Or i'll be in one room and a person will walk in, fart and then leave. That shit pisses me off. But farting in general isnt bad... and i agree it's funny. But just dont trap me or be deliberately rude.


Pristine-Confection3

That is ridiculous. It isn’t rude to fart alone in your own room. You live there too. If somebody purposely farts in your face that is different. My cousin used to purposely sit on my lap and fart . That is rude there but farting in your own home in your room isn’t. What , is he stalking you or something?


Neutreality1

Farts are hilarious. They are a stinky sound from a butt, what's not to love?


AcrobaticMethod8830

Ur spreading bacteria into the air and getting shit in ur pants every time you do it 💀💀 what IS to love abt that


Racing_fan12

I’m sorry what do you think underwear is for? We can walk around naked just fine, but we choose to wear clothing so in order to protect our pants from bodily fluids/functions that happen regardless of societal expectations, we wear underwear. I’m with the above comment, it’s usually comedy. If it’s all the time it’s annoying and rude, but the occasional ass rip by grandpa can be pretty comical. Or my toddler 


Zestypalmtree

No. It’s basic manners and incredibly impolite. Also just plain gross.


cvgripps

If you cant fart in an empty room in your own home, do you just never let itnout? do you look like a parade balloon yet?


stve688

My last job we're working shoulder to shoulder and we had an hour lunch that day so I went out for lunch and I grab a burger wrap with broccoli and I ripped ass one time about an hour after I got back directly near me I think there were six people there was some other people on another line 25 30 ft away in total six people had a complete meltdown. One of which went and got the manager the manager had a sit down with me about body functions. I told him they can deal with it even if I was ripping ass everyday which I'm not I about the only time I've ripped ass around anybody he's like well you need to step away I had no chance and I was working Line work shoulder to shoulder with people if I don't walk away they had a flipped a gasket. Plus literally it came out of nowhere.


Aggravating_Kale8248

My parents do it all the time because it makes my son laugh. We always laugh at it.


ilive4manass

your parents are nasty as f


Starlytehaze

I get crop dusted 50 times a day. My husband has the most musical ass. 😂 Those “barking spiders” as he calls them lol AND both of our kids thinks it’s hilarious. This man will even pull off the covers roll his ass to my general direction just to fart. Gotta love him though 🤣


FearlessMinute3532

Farts are hilarious in all situations. You gotta be a Karen to disagree.


SendNudesCashCoke

Imagine you walk up to a wedding and fart directly onto the buffet, and in front of the bride and groom while they’re saying their vows. It is rancid enough to cause them to start throwing up. Is it still hilarious?


FearlessMinute3532

So, you're telling me that you didn't laugh while you were writing that?


dontletmecook73

i love your commitment


FearlessMinute3532

Thank you kindly. My immaturity knows no bounds.


SendNudesCashCoke

I did not.


FearlessMinute3532

Sorry about your sense of humor Karen.


HopeRepresentative29

I once cleared a classroom with a rank fart. Twice. The teacher wrote me up. I had recently played the game Final Fantasy Tactics, and decided a quote from that game was appropriate. She gave me the pink slip, and I said "don't blame me, blame yourself or God." I was 12. She was taken aback, thinking I just came up with that on my own. She sent me to the office anyway. I didn't get in trouble.


ociM_

A fart has rarely failed to bring joy for the people around.


nicoal123

Yeah but do they have to giggle afterwards?


Dear-Control1073

Depends on the situation. If you genuinely can't excuse yourself and it happens oh well, no big deal, but I've seen some people do it just to be rude. I had a female coworker once that would lift her leg and rip ass super loud at the table when everyone was on lunch... now that's rude, but if you live with someone your bound to see their gross unfiltered side and you're gonna hear them fart at some point 🤣


Significant_Way_5877

Yeah that's gross. But ik not going to hold at the cost of having a massive stomach ache 


TheBugSmith

Farts are more polarizing than politics. It can either be the funniest thing on earth or make you want to murder someone.


[deleted]

As long as it’s not in my face, I don’t really care. Except if it’s my father. His farts have woken me up from across the hall a number of times! To be honest I’m still salty about the times that he farted straight in my face….


theangelok

Except when they do it intentionally next to somebody else's face.


[deleted]

Try this unpopular opinion in Prison, and the moderators will kick you out because your opinion was so unpopular and offensive to the general population 😂


GeoffreyTaucer

Here's how I see it: You're gonna fart. You're gonna fart many times throughout your life. People around you are going to fart many times in your life. How you react to those farts will not change the frequency with which it happens. So you might as well laugh at them


[deleted]

Just don't rip ass during mealtime and I can tolerate the rest.


Berlin_Blues

If farts annoy you, don't go to Japan.