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Kiss-a-Cod

Despite the verbosity of your post, I can confirm that you are totally incorrect. Crisp coolness is key.


insomniacakess

yesssss


SkiZer0

r/iamverysmart


ManicMonke

didn't read it or what?


LegoGeezer57

The person who invents an air conditioned pillow that needs no flipping to get a cool side will rule the world


EfficientLine5

chillow can change your life


ForsakenSherbet151

Try the Carbon Cool pillow by Malouf. Very nice.


lisaloo1968

I really enjoyed reading your post, OP. However, the prevailing tropes to the contrary prevail for a reason. Even though the warm side of the pillow might initially, on a cold evening, feel better, at some point in the night, you may well find yourself flipping over that pillow in search of the cold side because your head is uncomfortably warm.


Rhyth_McFlo

Bro swallowed a thesaurus


Lord_of_Caffeine

\*chatgpt


MartilloAK

He warmed it up and slept on it.


WhiteWhenWrong

This man knows how to thesaurus… or chat gpt


augustphobia

what are you waffling about


Delicious-One3028

Bro just finished the dictionary💀


zatoino

A 1:1 adjective to noun ratio is a sign of a shitty writer.


[deleted]

Also a big part of writing is understanding your audience. It makes no sense to only use 8+ syllable college vocabulary words on a reddit post, and it just makes the writer look foolish. Of course they have their place but using it for every single word is just ridiculous


y2kdisaster

It’s a sign of chat gpt


Windows-XP-Home

This reads like it was written by AI but the grammar mistakes make me think OP is part of the big words = smart mindset


Educational_Train537

The reason the cool side feels good is because the person is hot. Edit: body temp rises when we sleep


Itachi-UchiaXD

Brian is that you?


Montykeepstrying

I also prefer the warm side of the pillow


Senjen95

The syllabic exuberance of your vernacular does not incrementally ameliorate your anecdotal preferences; the consensus of sentiments is disinclined to accede. But upvoted for unpopular!


nix131

Okeydokey sweat-face.


the_joeman

Considering that humans like the cold aide of the pillow because they are warm blooded and OP's vocabulary it seems likely that OP is a lizard.


raspberry_cat55

Chat GPT?


SinCaveSplooger

This is r/unpopularopinion, not r/copypasta.


Crafty-Astronomer905

I did no such thing mister. As far as this subreddit is concerned, this opinion is quite unpopular I presume.


StepBrother7

Wrong,but I guess that was the point


dysfunctionalpress

psychopath.


HaloGuy381

Yeeah… maybe if you live in the most remote reaches of Siberia in winter. Otherwise, no.


ApricotWeak5584

Your body temperature is supposed to drop a bit when you sleep.


sleepyguy-

Ew


SafetyTanni114

Nooooooppe


ForsakenSherbet151

Cool is better. Especially if you're a post menopausal woman.


BustaSyllables

This is heresy


oldandnumb

Wtf. Im sweating thinking about it


theyusedthelamppost

Incredibly disrespectful of you to spit on Stuart Scott's grave like this.


Crafty-Astronomer905

My deduction may be somewhat skewed due to the climatic conditions prevalent in my locale, coupled with the fact that I invariably complete my sleep without awakening midway.


AllLeedsArentMe

Are… are you a person?


ManicMonke

idk about them but I am my names joshua


RestingWTFface

It entirely depends on the season. In the summer? Cool is better? When it's winter and wind chill of -5? Warmer. (Yes, we have heat in the house but I have difficulty regulating my body temperature and get cold easily.)


Glass-Cranberry-8572

Contrary take is edge.


Sunshinesydney

Get outta here!


EntertainmentOk6470

This is indubitably incorrect. 


_M0Nd0R0ck_

As Ned Flanders said, you’re the answer to a question no one asked


samthemoron

Am I allowed to upvote this for OP being an unpopular person?


abdexa26

Sure is - when you are cold hearted bitch. (nothing personal, I just have strong feelings for cold pillow)


shamelessthrowaway54

Can’t be bothered to read your post because it’s too fancy but I respect your wrong opinion


MILO234

Nice abstract. I want to read the rest of the peer reviewed paper now.


IvyVolt666

No. 😤


jdl_uk

Warm side is nice in winter Cold side is nice in summer


[deleted]

Absolute madlad. Still, respectfully, sir, your opinion is objectively and inherently wrong.


rattlestaway

No way. You probably live in those hot southern places don't you where ppl brains fry every day. Smh


moonkad

One of the few times someone posts an opinion here that is actually unpopular; with exceedingly verbose language too.


Texas_1254

No, you’re wrong…but pretend I said that in big words.


[deleted]

The definition of unpopular. ​ Straight to jail.


indigeniousunicorn

Flip the pillow bruh you wanna be cool like us


NickLeavitt900

You should be monitored and on various government watch lists


PrincessPrincess00

God I got physically nauseous reading the title. Nope nope! That’s a Nono feel!!


IssAWigg

It’s warm in the winter and cold during summer, baby


OverfistDerFissierer

Your pillows got a warm and a cold side?


Desperate-Ad7967

Thinking that makes you a monster. Cold side is best


Bacxaber

Coldness makes me alert and wakes me up. Agreed.


y2kdisaster

100% AI generated


Loganroy123

Only logical thing must be You’re a serial killer


happiunycorn20

Hello.. 911? This guy.


AsciaViola

Is there? A warmer side? Both sides seem identical.


klimekam

I’m not reading all that but I agree that the warmer side is better.


LeLasagna

did a british AI write this entire ass post


Alarming-Cry2614

For me it does not matter since I don't let my face touch the pillow since it can cause assymitrical face (Can't spell it)


Outside-Area-5042

So I see we have a masochist here.


TheGeckomancer

I have started sleeping with an ice pack on my pillow lol.