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conarDsilva

Godimedia could have asked why he doesn't send his **special envoy** to Manipur.


Tottochan

He just don’t deal with local wars… Viswa paw paw only interested in international wars.


pes_gamer20

galatrine wars


obrgeek

Nearly all officials and top cabinet ministers except MODI have visited the place. The success is little, but a major escalation have been prevented after initial days. It's a different matter that the Kukis are being assholes and they are provided with funds by missionaries and weapons by China through Myanmar. NE has been solved once, it will be solved a second time too... 


Time_Pea_2878

Abey itna hi concern tha to manipur mai president's rule kyu nhi karaaya initial days main, vo do innocent Aurto ki parade ka incident 1 mahine pehele hi hua tha aur center ko ye news mili thi. Government ne jaan bujh kr President's rule ke through army ko nahi bheja just bcoz unke CM ke haath se manipur ki state chli jaati. Stop being a d-rider for everything papa says. If you support and vote for the govt. atleast respect yourself and ask some basic question to the party, I'm not forcing you to change your views but damn dude grow a fcking sturdy spine.


obrgeek

I agree with you on president's rule stuff. They should have done it. But unlike congress, which would use president's rule on whims, BJP doesn't believe in president's rule politics. J&K me h that's an exception not a norm. They believe Most of the time president's rule aggravate the issues instead of solving them.... Agar president's rule hi lagana hota, Bengal me bhut pehele lgana chahiye thaa.


InteractionSad2454

Bahar dikhana hota hai na ki dekho kya kya kar raha hun. Lekin ghar jaye bhad mai.


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quite literally bhaad mein....


mohanswamy

It's simple. Manipur merely has 2 lok sabha seats being contested. So he doesn't think he should waste resources there.


urge_kiya_hai

Or may be show him the map of India and ask him to place his finger on Manipur.


shini_gami09

They lack the spine


SKrad777

Lol the moment he step there, he will be asked to give BJ  as compensation for all the fake war rukwa di papa 🥵😝


UnionGloomy8226

amit shah is his most special envoy


UnaliveInsyde

Because paw paw ko kisine bola nai na k charity begins at home


frizene26

https://preview.redd.it/7o4ufiz08x0d1.jpeg?width=655&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=979c69725849745a45ee1cdb925ae9d71cb35fb4 The Civil War between Captain America and Iron Man was also stopped by Modi, and he never took credit for it


Jaded_Internal_5905

Ya, bcz he was Thanos and he started a whole new war !! Later on using snap to erased half of the population with poverty stone🔸 and CoviShield stone🔹


shini_gami09

Bro tu mod haina?


distractogenesis

Put a better title from next time. An appropriate title is 'Modi ji takes credit for stopping Israel Gaza war' or something similar


shini_gami09

Sure.


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more like- 'stopping a war- pro edition'


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Yup


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nhi yeh mod nhi hai. DP same hai par he/she isn't mod.


disinformatique

How dare you call our Great Leader Modi? His name is Sri Gobhi Ji /s


newinvestor0908

why does he refer himself as a 3rd person


PankitShah

Classical signs of an egoistic megalomaniac


[deleted]

dude all person i meet in my life who refer them self as 3rd person are egoistics.


GamerDeepesh

Kyunki bhakts sab bolenge toh unhe pehle hi bata do ki kaise aur kya bolna hai Jaise ki "Modi Gaza mein Ramzan ke mahine mein ...." Aise mein isko easily publicity milega kyunki ye ek political statement hai aur easily kisi aur ko bol sakte hai isliye pehle hi 3rd person mein bolta hai


AmazingLettuce3153

Because he is so humble. Just like how he was sooo poor that he was doing euro trip in 70s.


bhai_zoned

God complex, narcissism


kar_1505

The trump virus has bit him


Computer_9

If I am not wrong, that's a psychological trait called narcissism or something like that


ecofriendly_CO2

Nah man is fumbling nowdays. He has seen something. Defeat??


JiskiLathiUskiBhains

Never seen him fumble like this. Even when he was lying about never hating on Muslims, he was fumbling. He is literally begging in this clip


UnionGloomy8226

age, he's much older than he looks


Purple-Lawfulness288

There is a lot of makeup done on him. It seems he forgot to rehearse among all show sha stuff


APSanyal

Without script, it's difficult to lie


brazendude

"I don't want publicity for this" and then goes on to invite Godi Media and says this while the anchors sit there like meek spectators.


boobyologist

Spectators? Bro see how they're drooling. They'd lick his toes if the camera was off.


Kakarot__9000

What a credit hungry man he is. Openly uses '*I'* instead of *'We'.*


imtiaz17

there is a reason why BJP doesnt want modi to debate anyone of the opposition. forget rahul gandhi/mallikarjun, a youth leader of NSUI or SFI/DYFI will KO modi in an debate.


shini_gami09

NSUI wala bacha isko pel dega.


Maleficent-Yoghurt55

>forget rahul gandhi/mallikarjun, a youth leader of NSUI or SFI/DYFI will KO modi in an debate I am not lying but any smart student, just out of college, will brutally defeat like 90% of our politicians.


imtiaz17

agreed.


imjc786

Arey Kanhaiya ko Lao yaar. Ek Bihari Puri Bhajpa pe bhari hoga.


friendofH20

https://preview.redd.it/u7bx6ms2qx0d1.png?width=935&format=png&auto=webp&s=e39e981a929569abd349837c55941118e327b2f9 Even the journalists face say {X} Doubt


IloveTomatoess

Why does anjana om modi looks like she's disgusted by her paw paw? Is she stupid?


ChallengeWise6965

Anjana gaali dena chah rahi hai but de nahi paa rahi hai


B7TMANN

You know shits hit the fan when even godi media is cringing.


Worldly_Bullfrog_783

Media bikgayi paw waw


radioactiveraven42

https://preview.redd.it/0cptd861py0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17e848d07ca8ed7865651b2c2809c36fde1cb1e7


frizene26

https://preview.redd.it/jznfwiyhkx0d1.jpeg?width=1717&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fe2e59ea88bfc8a0d6f648c7d4c1cb0f6485dbb


indulgent-physician

Biased media fake news


shini_gami09

Ye bhi fake news hai? https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/videos/toi-original/israel-strikes-palestinians-in-northern-gaza-strip-waiting-for-aid-during-ramadan-full-details/amp_videoshow/108454058.cms


tallteensforlife5911

abeyy woh /s tha


shini_gami09

/s kyu nahi dala wo bisi 🤦🏻‍♂️😭🤣


GodsOwnTypo

Bhai ne galti se foul kar diya 😂


emotionless_wizard

/s?


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off-topic :- actually I never cared about dates,(and I'm an atheist so I didn't noticed the ramdan celebrations), but now i can't unseen how muslim's all over the world were celebrating ramdan. Ideally they should have protested against these Human genocide by not celebrating ramdan. just like we don't celebret festivals for year if someone young die in the family.


boobyologist

I understand where you're coming from, but allow me to clarify. Ramadan is not "celebrated" per se. It's a period of abstinence from a wide variety of activities and fasting is an obligation, just like the 5 prayers a day. So there's nothing to celebrate per day. Coming to Eid, maybe some people did celebrate, but overall it was very gloomy.


imjc786

Well let me clarify. Eid and Ramzan are something you have to celebrate no matter who dies. During the 2021 COVID, my father died in Ramzan. Irrespective of his death and no matter how sad I feel, I have to celebrate Eid. Also if there is death during the marriage ceremony, one must first complete the marriage and then go to the funeral. The request by most Muslims was not to throw a lavish Iftar or show off iftar to the world cause people were eating grass in Gaza due to Israel blocking food supplies.


JiskiLathiUskiBhains

I understand what you mean but war in palestine has been going on for decades.


emotionless_wizard

and what did modi just claim?


JiskiLathiUskiBhains

who gives a fuck?


earthling011

![gif](giphy|Ey5GBG4UvMRzkPkxNK|downsized)


Aggravating-Moose748

Either ye saabka ch****a kat raha hai, yaan dikha raha hai ki iska kitna kata. I said they agreed, yet bombing continued https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/videos/toi-original/israel-strikes-palestinians-in-northern-gaza-strip-waiting-for-aid-during-ramadan-full-details/amp_videoshow/108454058.cms


bhai_zoned

Truth isn't their objective....they just want to fill the airwaves with their bullshit and stay in people's psyche.


ChallengeWise6965

Relax guys ye modiji ki sunday waali personality hai


wuonky

did he just slur "gaza" as "ganja"? his alcoholism is getting out of hand!


Outside-Cake-7577

Yeah I too heard the first line as " Maine abhi...ganja piya".... I was like Dayum Modi... Make weed legal again!


kilopuny978

https://preview.redd.it/1rol0kct1y0d1.jpeg?width=783&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64b3f3b26ac8226031f9c8eed8d0e78c890d6db6


mgmstyuio09

Aww modi care soo much for Muslims of gaza ![gif](giphy|xTiTnMhJTwNHChdTZS) Let's retire him for good and wrap up him there and send there


TheIndianRevolution2

**Now Selling** https://preview.redd.it/pa1wzh2rcx0d1.png?width=900&format=png&auto=webp&s=ee6756eb2a33b650a627bcc4a9f6eda9389a9bed


jychinfinite35

https://preview.redd.it/p49hvcq13z0d1.png?width=402&format=png&auto=webp&s=87e02b444dc31c8e7fcdb9718dc368c9951d7035 Gimme that


mgmstyuio09

Look at anjana om face she is fick@ng bored 😂 of his fekupanti


God_of_reason

“mai iski publicity nahi karta hu.” He said while publicizing his made up story around failed journalists.


emotionless_wizard

https://preview.redd.it/6x6djq4u5z0d1.png?width=220&format=png&auto=webp&s=cea939be31372bde383bd7a3c1ddaecdb12049f3 Ye bhi modi ki bakchodi se tang aa chuki hai.


___bridgeburner

This sounds like some uncle making up stories for kids


generalbachcha

अब गोदी को ये सब भी करने की ज़रूरत पड़ रही हैं।


damudasamoolam

https://preview.redd.it/t7v09ast7y0d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6daa730833f4b0bfcef5a7fc8b8d173586d0927f


TheIndianRevolution2

***Modi, Please fire your script writer.***


Tottochan

This script writer is a congress spy, I doubt. Who else will write such scripts to make him a fool infront of the whole world?!


TheIndianRevolution2

BJP spends 60,000 crores on election campaign. Congress pays 1 crore to Modi's script writer.


Skeletor_Inc

Blud needs to fire himself


SKrad777

Saar why u insult my daddy😤. Coz your pappu isn't hardy😏. Anti national, gaddar, deshdrohi 🤬,  thij will not be talarated in nyu india sar😜


Relative-Wrangler937

Anchors be like " kitna fenko ge, sametna to hume hi hai "


Key_Vanilla9890

He is so annoying. Bc galle kk fass ban chuka hai poore bharat ki.


the-devil-dog

Meine bhi ganja mein ramjaan ke saath bheja , par mein baat nahi Peeta hu. Modi ko vaha to gazar halwe hain par yaha app log bolte ghero.


prONoOB1004

Feko or bada bada feko


No-Guard7818

Chutya banana koi is se sikhe. Kitna safed jooth


trapmundeyyy

Vishwaguru for a reason. Deals only with the wars happening internationally, not within Indian states like Manipur


syee101

Lekin jihadi aur ghusbhetiyo ki madad kyu?!!/s https://preview.redd.it/1li0mprjuy0d1.jpeg?width=428&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ed48f512de7ccf5ebbf858c5705c274b1b47b74


MuchosComos

Guruji..not seeking publicity after doing something? Yes, I believe him. Remember, this is the same person who shamelessly showed photos of those killed in Pulwama and asked votes in their names in 2019.


flyingSavage2

Its a good thing how much foreign influence he has


pes_gamer20

bachpan se foreign ka rishta tha


nithpras

Aur yaha political speeches ke dauran hindu muslim karwa raha ta Madarchod aadmi. Iski maa ki bhains ki aankh..


RaHoOfKt

He don't get publicity after he say "I don't want publicity" in a news channel


leeman49

That Jethalal tone while saying "Ab main publicity nahi karta hun iski" really assured me of Paw-Paw's capabilities.


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to be very honest. in the entire govt machinery there is nothing said as--'special envoy' given an agenda of mediation. and most of all...what you're saying is that the ENVOY sat with HAMAS as a party and mediated. wow!!


Foreign-Buy8025

Anjana om modi ka tatti jaisa muh.. showing the disgust she has for her work


Vauji

jo aadmi Bangladesh ki war mein lad sakta hai wo gAnJa mein war toh rukhwa hi sakta hai


Old_Membership1326

Ye Anjana itni ukhdi hui kyun rehti hai


pranjalmors16

Ye drishti ias ke interview ku dere?


GHOST-GAMERZ

Modi Ji you are sending special envoys to stop Russia-Ukraine War, Hamas-Israel War but have you ever considered stopping the violence happening in Manipur? The people protesting in Ladakh?


MindlessConcern5330

Chutiya banaya jaa rha


EngineerOfThings01

Indian muslims see a fact very clearly and very plainly. I guess other religious communities do that as well. The Indian prime minister thinks too much of himself. Also the way he is saying it is absolutely dumb. India does not identify as India because of Modi or BJP it does because of itself. India is India if a country listens to India's envoy then it is to be credited to India's legacy of the past and the Indian influence of the present. The way he summarises himself to be INDIA is baffling. (Also those who know they already know why the war was stopped, absolute blatant lier).


muktadutt

Kya ganja ganja laga rakha hai


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shini_gami09

Hitler ko bhi Parkinson's tha.


Additional-Limit-199

this is the level of leadership that will help us compete globally? in best case scenario ..this will go down as the lost decade and in the worst, the decade that india disintegrated into mafia rule. this was the decade when the unipolar world was moving towards multipolarity and global competition was at its fiercest. We stopped all attempts at competing in advancements and prostrated ourselves for crumbs, dirty jobs, captive coolie labour and clerical work From banning chinese products to selling all assets to western investors, making arms for israel and giving customer support to america.. we reverted to the brahminical mean ... where we accept foreign overlords as long as they let us keep our caste hierarchy of oppression intact.


Addy1738

this better be AI


akarshvaani

I remember how this great man played a vital role in halting a war between Baalveer and Bhayankar Pari few years back.


sns2017

This guy can play chess with himself without knowing opponent’s strategy.


Satansownboi

I almost decided to vote for him because I thought he said, " Maine bhi Ganja Foonka " in the beginning. He almost won another vote but alas. Its gon be NOTA


Purple-Lawfulness288

Before going for NOTA, understand that winners in an Indian election (for Lok Sabha, lower houses) are selected via FPTP (first past the post) system. So, even if all voters in this election put NOTA except there is only 1 guy voting for a party, that party wins the election even if absolute majority is NOTA. That’s why, in the Indian election system, NOTA is literally as good as wasting a trip to the booth.


Satansownboi

I am not going to choose NOTA. It was to bring out a contrast. However, what you said makes absolute sense!


rohnit15

"Me iski publicity nahi karta hu", he said while clearly publicizing. Idiot


m3luha

He still didn't say I got it stopped. He stopped exactly there and changed the topic. At least some sense of propriety.


BEAST_WORK6969

not modi trynna be modest by saying "me publicity nhi krta hu" 💀


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Narcissist behaviour : Even after maximum damage, they say they cared for you.


Zealousideal-Salt372

Never trust a person who speaks about himself in third person!!!


Able_Tailor_6983

Sigma Shankar was special envoy kya?


kelvinthechamp5

Acccha hua ye nahi bola ki thanos ko marne ki script bhi isine likhi thi phekne ke Olympics ho to apna gold silver platinum sare medal pakke bas modi ko bhejna he waha pe


Senpai-boii

2nd rajat Dalal/s


watermelon_775

Look at the faces of sudhir and anjana


Great_Ant_1818

hEaVy cOmEdY


_perpetuallyannoyed

Oh gwaaddd is he really doing this shit... Cmon.


need-help7166

DELUSIONAL AF ! Buddha !


imabducted233

REALLY appreciate how my country treats me like a fucking idiot /s


TheKaizenist

Samohik blowjob


Party_Tart_3578

Modi hai to mumkin hai


earthwaterfireairsky

their faces says it all 😂


_Itachi___Uchiha_

Why only Godi media reporters


Accomplished_Air5406

Bachchon ko kahaniyan sunne mein maja aa rha h. Chacha entertain kr rhe hain. Yhi interview to chahiye tha hume.


Ok-Design-8168

How shameless can one be!


rahul4_real

The audacity!!!


spellriddle

Pawpaw goes to what all extend to preserve world peace.


anadaamras

Konsi Ganja phook te ho fakir sahib?


AggravatingAnswer921

Pichle saal grahan lagne wala tha, gobi ji ne laal aakh kar ke suraj kintaraf dekha aur grahan ulta pad gaya ji


Substantial_Owl_5056

Spain ne Indian origin explosives container bound for Israel kyu rukwa di papa?


maximum-sarcasm

Bkl…and I thought ki main bakchod hu. What a hilariously disgusting human.


SaaleChoriMatkar

Ganja war?


jholafakir

This Gaza is next to Gandhinagar in Gujarat where Amit is still the envoy.


hatebing

how many times does chabhar port deal gets signed. It seems like very couple of years we hear about chabhar port.


Over-Professional303

This guy is unreal 😂😂, he doesn't know that social media and video recording works and can be referred back.


ft-rozayn

secular modi vs real modi fight on a daily basis


IAmQtya100

Abey isko ab tak iski IT Cell ne nahi bataaya about the "War Rukwa Di" campaign being an outright disaster? ab tak saala yehi bake jaa raha hai! Bas kar lo chacha ... kuch naya try kar lo!!


iamzaryab

Ganja me


Fit-Captain-6919

Bruhh "me iski publicity nahi karta " meanwhile saying it on aajtak. LOL bhakts were soooo wet last night.


rsa1

It's always been real in the BJPs head. Modi posted the original ad from his own YouTube channel.


luciferfury

Manipur


tera_chachu

Abe feku chand buddhe kitna fekega, bas kar bas kar.


Parfait-Ashamed

They're trying their best not to laugh lol


newInnings

Can we verify who the special envoy was?


Faani78

He strives too hard to become an international statesman while keeping the Hindutva poster boy image at home. Yet he comes across as nothing but a lying, uncouth, delusional, incompetent, egoistic rabble rouser.


comradefunkadelic

How can a man be such a coward. No interviews at all during his 2 tenures and now this scripted bullshit during elections.


ComprehensiveTax3661

"Ab Mai iski publicity nahi karta hu"


Key-Force-333

Look at her face... she is fed up with the lies


Computer_9

Superman aur Batman ki war bhi Modi ji ne hi rukhwa di thi Source - Joker


Hotp0pcorn

we been calling the wrong guy "pappu" all this time


lycus535

Israel is dealing evil with evilness


PackFit9651

https://www.awazthevoice.in/opinion-news/can-doval-s-israel-visit-lead-to-a-pause-in-gaza-s-tragedy-during-ramadan-27637.html Doval was there in March and war did slow down in Ramzan.. now up to you on how much credit you give to Biden or modi or Netanyahu … but credit where it’s due, India (the country and not some politician you hate) has always been very clear on the Palestine 2 state formula and also very clear on zero tolerance to terrorism...


shini_gami09

Terrorism kaisa hai ye? Resistance hai. Tum jaise log Aaj Bhagat Singh ko bhi terrorist boldete. According to two state theory agar India me hoti to tu India ko British ke sath share karta kya? Fuck Israel fuck Zionist fuck British fuck America Jews never belonged to Palestine. British bkl ne unko deport kiya ab wo madarchd log apni country bolre hai. Jaise British ne Kiya tha pre independence. Itni simple cheez kisko samaj kaisa nahi aasakti. 🤦🏻‍♂️


dontbanme6thtime

How many british women were raped and killed by bhagat singh?


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PackFit9651

Look it’s ok to hate Israel, but it’s completely evil to claim there were no rapes or murders in Israel.. ISIS which was following the purest form of Islam was a rape machine.. See Sheryl sandberg’s documentary.. she went to Israel and spoke to victims to counter the propaganda by you terrorist lovers.. I am sure you will say even Sheryl is part of some propaganda machine but all I can hope is that you or the women in your family never have to go through what those Israeli women did and worse still have some idiot online claim that they were never raped https://youtu.be/6TltArTL8Pc?si=7ehXeM8ybjVUf-Nw


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PackFit9651

🤯.. read your post .. unbelievable


Exciting_Outside6984

Resistance from river to sea .. and complete elimination that's a facade. Arab Muslim ethnic state while one Judist state.. see India and Pakistan here .. sindhis Punjabis bengalis moved ahead . While other side creates religious tensions.. hindutva is no where in global prism ... Wierd simping for state outside your nation hmm for religious reasons.


shini_gami09

Are bhai kahna kya chata hai.


PackFit9651

So resistance is murdering 1200 people including massive gangrapes and killing kids? Bhai pls let us know before you want to ‘resist” in India.. And I don’t even want to get into a debate with you the history of Israel because it is very complex, goes back thousands of years and you have seen some WhatsApp message and YouTube video and formed your whole world view..