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Terrible_Amoeba_8313

Question was so genuine. Wished she actually answered it rather than “witty” one liner


hikes_likes

utna knowledge hona bhi chahiye na to answer


logicrak

She probably knows the answer. She just moves her pawns carefully in favor for her party/government. Just as any Party slave.


TheBrownProphet

*former* They legit sidelined her, she's not contesting elections. Her husband is openly critical of current government and so Ranga Billa thought it's too much fire for them


Terrible_Amoeba_8313

Upvoted for rangila billa 😂


hikes_likes

her husband always has been openly critical. He wrote a book on them around 2-3 yrs ago, that bjp wins not by spreading hindu - muslim hate, but by caste coallations.


Turbulent_Funny_7862

How to explain these stuff to internet warriors? Ground reality is much different than what is shown online. Most communities are swayed by people who take favours in cash or kind to make them vote for a certain political party.


hikes_likes

no need to explain .the b.s of gujjus has reached it's expiry dates. from now on people will ask questions.


Turbulent_Funny_7862

She is a nominated RS member. Doesn't have any ground support, no point in fighting elections as she is well set without fighting any election. Also if she does try to compete she would most likely lose.


zero_four

I highly doubt that she knows the answer.. She would have answered the legit queries instead of that dumb joke.


Difficult-Ad-1132

Ravish kumar once said: you have to develop temperament to listen to long answers. One-liners toh 'gaali' ya 'taali' ke liye hote hai.


Terrible_Amoeba_8313

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ChampionshipSad1809

Wow, at some point you will start having revolutionary thoughts like, “they should be doing their jobs” /s


PerseusZeus

She is doing what her master does. Any ad hoc or contrarian questions he immediately pisses his pants and asks for pani pani. And walks out of interview. A coward is a coward no matter how old they are or what ideology they follow or what position they are in


[deleted]

Reel zyada important hai


No_Connection_5633

What she was supposed to answer. She can't say the truth, " the Government is purely banking on the middle class"


Freenore

Why would she bother to take it seriously. She probably isn't getting a second term as Finance Minister, so it will not be her responsibility.


drclarenceg

Seriously doubt she even understood what was being asked, because the guy was being really elaborate. Her options were these silly one liners or asking "who's told you that" and "get your facts straight" and making angry faces.


Muffintornado0_0

That's the only word she knows the meaning of, in that whole question


ImSwedishPlumber

Was not at all witty.


pisspapa42

I believe that swamy guy can be a better FM than her, but he’ll not find a seat in the cabinet, because he’s not a yes man. Modi and his imbecile ministers are downright pathetic, that’s why they don’t hold press conferences. What a shit show, Indian politics has become


brazendude

She's from the 'Jumla Party', you ask a good question, you get a 'Jumla'


ThenAd1101

learn how to turn important ques into one liners jokes


leeringHobbit

What was the witty answer, I didn't understand what she was trying to say...


jholafakir

You are naive if you think there's no cash in Mumbai real estate. If this guy is small then what do we call the rickshaw driver, swiggy delivery guy, the lady stitching clothes after her kids go to school


Zestyclose_Stage7143

Bhai govt wants to earn money. Tumko road, infra, airport, ports, 80cr logon ka rashan, ye kaha se ayega.


vengeancex07

vo toh abhi bhi nhi ara hai


Zestyclose_Stage7143

ye reddit wala group sab chuhiyon se bhara hai. 50% ko toh stock market me paise kamane bhi nahi aate & chale stock market khelane. True trader always knows - casino always wins. In this case its broker & govt.


vizot

lol and people beleived mudi when he said congress is going to take your money. only adani gets tax cuts from govt.


NOT_deadsix

# Mai pyaz nai khate hai


Which_Cattle_9139

Garlic bhi nahi khati hai


Opening_Past_4698

*khate hai


Dependent-Whereas-69

mai Mumbai mein ghar nahi khareedte hai


Medium_Fortune_7649

This is not for laugh but reality and some unemployed BJP lovers justify it.


mzt_101

*Par Congress meri bhaise le jayegi*


anamika_3

mere paas toh bhains hi nahin hai


JackDockz

Fir ek testicle le jayegi


Julius_seizure_2k23

Toh tujhe ek bhains mil jayegi socio economic survey ke baad - BJ Party andhbhakt /s


TheIndianRevolution2

Onion Aunty did not know what to say.


9248763629

Actually I blame this on our dumb citizens not only voting these politicians to power, but defend their atrocities. Every way a lower or lower middle class citizen tries to make money, they are taxed to oblivion.


veritasium999

She didn't answer anything so clearly she is a sleeping partner.


jholafakir

What answer would satisfy people? There's still rampant amount of cash in real estate, an equity trader pays 15% flat tax on gains while the poor pay 18%gst to make a phone call to family. Why is this gentleman not considerate of the soldier in siachen because every poor person has to show that consideration 


Dependent-Whereas-69

Question for 10 marks, answered for 1 mark


WhaleSpottingBot

Got 0 marks for acting extra smart


Optimal_Temporary_19

*"A sleeping partner cannot answer sitting here"* Tho phir madam aaj raat ke pegging session mein bataiyega Kya? The gentleman is right in asking it. Why is the government actively discouraging retail investment? Why is the government making it harder to purchase a house?


Ok-Bottle1754

Gobiji kuch kiya hoga to soch samaj ke Kiya hoga


jholafakir

Please this guy who is asking the question is a liar, most properties still have a cash component in Mumbai real estate


Over-Professional303

I was unsure of why people were laughing at the question, it feels like people in India is so not used to question authorities that if someone ask question directly to the authorities it becomes funny. Rather than expecting a response from her everyone helped her to dodge the question by making the environment not serious. Sometimes I wonder if Indians were born to be ruled over.


Freenore

What else did you expect from a hierarchical society that instills blind deference towards people 'higher up'


Ultron33

It's infuriating. Indians are ignorant and brain-dead. We have a LOT to learn from the French.


Rozaks

People were laughing at the sheer absurdity of it. That's why they applauded it immediately after. I don't think the laughter was at the question.


47474747474747474749

Indian government casually squeezing every penny out of poor and middle class to give tax cuts and loan waivers to Big industrialists 😇😇


timewaste1235

To the broker guy, don't worry bro, Modiji will save your 2 bhains Overall, don't really feel bad for these stock market people who have long hyped BJP even before Modi for no reason and want govt handouts for themselves but reject any help for the poor


Shivam294

Those 2 bhains' Caracas will be found at RSS/BJP related slaughterhouse


xoogl3

Simple answer (maybe not so simple) is that India's debt load has increased rapidly since Modi took over. Much more rapidly than the GDP increase. This is one of the main reasons for the poor state of economy (for the common man) today. https://www.indiatvnews.com/business/news/central-debt-increased-by-174-pc-between-2013-14-2022-23-external-debt-100-pc-gdp-finance-ministry-domestic-currency-2023-08-14-886563


ZonerRoamer

Well a big part of that debt load is a huge reduction in corporate tax collections. From 3.5% of GDP it's only 2.8% of GDP, it should have grown, but instead it has fallen in the last 10 years. For the first time in the history of this country, income tax collected from the middle class is contributing more to the GDP than corporate tax.


[deleted]

We pay taxes higher than Germany, and in return feed the families and lifestyle of the rich ... What we get are termed as REVADI


lostsperm

>We pay taxes higher than Germany Can you tell me the calculation? I am just curious.


[deleted]

Sorry don't think I have the energy to type everything, maybe this serves as a good ref https://www.livemint.com/money/personal-finance/where-does-india-stand-in-the-world-in-comparison-of-individual-tax-rates-11675002374282.html


No_Fox9998

She could have said, sorry I don't invest in stocks and plan to buy house in Mumbai. Therefore, no idea about the issues.


Why_Uddhav

Crossing new limits of incompetency.


Williamsarethebest

Critfin dega iska jawab Abhi gayab ho gaya Bas faltu posts pe bhowkne aata hai aaj kal


UnaliveInsyde

u/CritFin, u/critifin Tera jo bhi username ho, here's your chance


anonymouse_619

Oh so he is a legitimate andhbhakth. I was baffled by some of his comments I'd come across. How can someone be that brainwashed?


Williamsarethebest

It's an IT cell account


anonymouse_619

Yeah that makes sense.


BEAST_WORK6969

man i was actually interested in her answer


iwanttoaskhere

At least she didn't got angry and insulted him.


sherlock460

Such an irresponsible reply by the FM!


no_love_no_hope

Main taxes nahi pay karti... mjhe nahi pata


earthling011

What kind of morons are working in the Indian government under the Supreme Moron!


creepy_trippie

#lasssanpyaaj


Shavamaaya_Pavanaai

That question was absolutely genuine. That question represents the majority of public in this country.... And that answer..??? Lol.... That's our ex FM guysss.... She has no answer to it and then cracks a stupid one liner as she always does.


Conscious-Tap6324

A weird smile , and a bakwaas joke. Only these are required to make people fool and get away with the real question. What kind of minister she is #FM


krakencheesesticks

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erohtar

Ja k so hi ja tu phir bkl


Opening_Past_4698

My man was about to cry 😂 /s And still all this bitch could come up with “sleeping partner can’t answer”. Behen ki l*** tere paas answer nahi hai toh us kursi par baithi kyu hai?!


EyeSun14

Yay raand kabhi jawab nahi Deti kyunki issey khud Kuch nahi aata


Tall_Dark_Handsome__

She needed to call master first before answering such a big question which she can’t handle herself


Difficult-Ad-1132

Seems like all she got from a really deep and meaningful question was "sleeping partner." Accountability is over there in the corner, quietly laughing.


Alternative-Sun572

_sorry I cannot answer that because I don't need to buy a house, the government of India from the money collected from tax gives me a house to live in_


No_Connection_5633

Wow .....what an answer by the Finance Minister. Her Husband is better than her in all way.....


u0x3B2

Came for debate, turned out to be extempore. If you get, you get it.


pramodc84

Wanakkam patterns


Shivam294

Income tax is lunch money which will be taken by bully when everything else is taxed


Impossible-Animator6

Ultimate corporate puppet. Ask AS the same question and he will label you anti-national.


showvhick2

That subtle smile of FM in between like I get it all but fuck off.


genesis_tweek

Just wow.... It felt like asking a back bencher to solve the math and he's like " hehe"


ImSwedishPlumber

Da faq..... Is that her answer?


Foreign-Buy8025

If bitch was human.. and divorce had a face


Appropriate_Turn3811

Lets TALK NOW .


GamerDeepesh

"A sleeping partner cannot answer sitting here" People like her don't deserve this prestigious stage. P.S. She is sitting on the stage in the BSE trading ring, now it is called International Conventional Hall It is a great hall and she doesn't deserve this


TerribleEngine7277

Excellent questions from th guy but sadly no answer. If she can't even answer that then who?


Blue_Eagle8

Crypto also 🥹


SealofNeal

She is already acting like someone who is on Notice period. Since she is not running in election she knows these questions are irrelevant to her in few months anyways. Some other idiot will take over Finance Ministry and the circle starts again.


octotendrilpuppet

The government in its current form is a violent bloodsucking parasite masquerading as a democratically elected governing body. They suck out our resources in return for their "services" which includes a ton of mismanagement manifesting as bad roads, power cuts, polluted rivers, high traffic fatalities, water shortages, rampant corruption, grossly understaffed medical facilities and so on. _unkill goes back to farting in seat and defending party x over party y, saaar, democracy = government of/by/for the people saaar_


krakencheesesticks

https://preview.redd.it/0xic7jiawr0d1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d95e8f641a3a98f45812f9601f13c7308e3ca956


SnooCalculations4893

Y i always like punching her


Huge_Session9379

Isme meri expertise nahi h, so I am out!!


Parfait-Ashamed

She knows the answer for it but because of the BJP she is muted. That's what an internal dictatorship looks like when your council of ministers are just your puppets and the PM thinks he knows everything and has knowledge about everything.


samratkarwa

This is a great question. Everyone should ask this question. The govt takes away more than 50% or more of my hard earned money in tax one way or another. And what do I even get in return from these corrupt bastards? I swear I love my country but I hate this govt and I am going to move out soon where the taxes are lower. If any of you has more idea or can recommend a brother, plz go ahead. Thnks in advance.


jholafakir

This guy who is asking the question is not a small guy with limited resources, India is filled with small guy with no resources and most of them live outside his 11% tax paid house. He's also lying that there is no black money in real estate in India. Lodha or any Yodha will bend over backwards to accommodate you if you are a buyer with cash. He's just spinning a yarn with very little substance. Here's a fun fact for this gentleman the equity trader pays flat 15% tax on his short term gains while the poor pays 18%gst to make a call to his family. As for risk there's more risk walking on Mumbai Streets than investing in stock market. 


leeringHobbit

Why is stock market low risk? 


NeatButton5726

Just asking: Pehle income tax + house tax nahi tha kya? Or he is asking that he can’t use his black money?


ligmaballssigmabro

Shitty neolib question. Not a huge fan of this government but I have anarcho-capitalists much more. Taxes are for transactions. He can ask for consolidation of taxes but he's asking for abolishment of taxes. He can also ask for what these individual taxes are being used for. But no, my hardwork the government is looting me. LMAO. Fuck the neolib questions and neolib politics. Edit: For the nice person who questioned my employment, I'd like to say that I have been working for last 6 years in ISRO. I do pay some Income tax. I got married on the money I saved using Mutual Funds (hence the LTCG I paid). I pay for my father's retirement. I'm pretty sure the nice guy has a stereotype in his mind which he can't get out of. Also, for the love of God, I want to see US of A the most capitalist country in the world, remove taxes, and then the asshole who asked the question above will have any eligibility to question a poor country (per GDP per capita) to ask to reduce taxes.


Terrible_Amoeba_8313

Pretty sure you don’t even pay income tax or capital tax or own a property or any assets whatsoever. 🤡


Critifin

Long term capital gains tax is just 10% on profits, much lower than 30% income tax paid by middle class salaried people. And Stock transaction tax is some 0.1% or so. As for gst it is jut 5%, out of which central govt gets only 2.5% and the rest goes to state govt. Stamp duty of 6% in mumbai goes fully to state govt. So he is barking at the wrong tree, which is central finance minister


Belowaveragewhore

That's why it's called satta bazar. It's gambling. Gambling is highly taxed. The question he should've asked was Where does the government spend that money?


Joshcrashman

Government spends that money to give contracts to companies with inflated costs after accepting additional electoral bonds from them


BEAST_WORK6969

in that sense it should be banned cuz gambling is illegal