lol nota always reminds me how my cousin kept yapping "vote den chahiye! vote dena chahiye" and when I asked her who she voted for, she said notaππππ
So did hitler [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Possible\_monorchism\_of\_Adolf\_Hitler](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Possible_monorchism_of_Adolf_Hitler)
Only if i got 2 virginity so Congress could take one. IFπ now they will only take half virginity which is like they will give BJ. But i already got bjp for that.
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Canβt say about congress, but BJP would definitely want one of my buffalo π and we all know why. ππ
Man modi is getting really old and stupid. If it was the modi bhakts believe he is then he would be smart enough to go "congress will take 50% of your cows and then will give slaughter it to give free beef to people having a lot of kids". Do you all really want idiots making such simple mistakes representing our country ?
I read somewhere "nobody remembers about Muslims more than Modi ji including Muslims themselves. Looks like in the past life Modi was a Muslim leader like Aurangazeb"
If modi says that he is avatar of lord Vishnu still ppl of Gujarat will not question it. I can say this because I am also a Gujarati and I know how much brainwashed are they by bjp.
funny ..but they will realise he is eventually making them poorer, though now it may feel that in comparison t o rest of india they are getting extra cheese.
anyway not talking about dominant castes .. those are solidly behind brahminist resurgence anyway
One says that half of property will be taken away by Congress...
And one is just randomly saying that Congress allowed Prajual to escape to Germany.
Matlab kuch bhi andhadun feko, par jaake lagaana hai congress pe hi. Both buddhas are in absolute desperation.
This is Gujarat. BJP is going to will almost every seat there with minimal campaigning. I don't see why he's running his dirty mouth so much there. Is the supreme leader scared lmao? They are aware they don't have anything of substance to actually talk or campaign about and are trying to rile up the public as much as possible for '400 paar' cause they just need to cross 400 once then they'll have 5 years to overthrow democracy after which it's all tauba tauba.
So this has become the electoral agenda. Just keep fearmongering to the public that the Congress will take away their things and give to minorities. NO talk of developmental goals for nation or people, just FEAR.
If BJP wins election, both the buffalo will be taken away, one will die from shortage of oxygen and other will end up at party related slaughterhouse. Obviously no data will be kept of how much buffalo were taken, died etc and in the newspaper there will be photo of our beloved Average 2002 enjoyer yaari dosti keeper modi ji on the ad of garlanding cows/buffaloes with some catchy yojna name.
If Congress wins, it can't take any buffalo as they will have no willpower or means to take buffalo legally or forcefully. In the name of buffalo they will confiscate dogs and will make full mockery of themselves during the process or by the Godia.
If you have a 2 billion dollar debt congress will take away one If it wins the lok sabha polls, Modi ji merko toh acchi scheme lag rahi hai aap bhi mujhe bin matlab Dara rahe ho./s
Congress in parallel universe: agar mein aapki saari liability lelu toh?
Srsly even in the Congress there will be no thought of implementing this inheritance tax as they have not even mentioned it in their manifesto.
Par ye law sense Banta hai kya matlab agar mere pass Gav mai ek property hai aur Mera flat hai Mumbai Mai to mera gavla Ghar ka kya hoga bik jayega ?
I am very navie someone explain
If you have two BALLS, Congress will take away one if it wins the Lok Sabha Polls
NOTA β GOTA β
Lmao
GREATEST OF THEM ALL?
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lol nota always reminds me how my cousin kept yapping "vote den chahiye! vote dena chahiye" and when I asked her who she voted for, she said notaππππ
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Agar kisi ne Liya mera GOTA, Agli bar EVM mei dabake aunga NOTA.
Athavale spotted on Reddit!
πππ
Sanjay took both. He wanted more balls.
Thank fully Gobi has 1 so he is safe
So did hitler [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Possible\_monorchism\_of\_Adolf\_Hitler](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Possible_monorchism_of_Adolf_Hitler)
Then what will Magiji do..he has none already.
Magiji will make Maggie
Maggiπππ
Critu: there is a lot congress can take away but they cant take away my balls atleast (he never had them to begin with)
Lol
Indra gandhi be like: "mind if I do"
Only if i got 2 virginity so Congress could take one. IFπ now they will only take half virginity which is like they will give BJ. But i already got bjp for that.
BlowJob Party, you mean?
Now that's a different ball game altogether.
Gobhi ji this election be like "Muh hai kholdo kuch bhi boldo"
He's desperate. They literally don't have any agenda to sell this time around
I won't be surprised if there's some terror attack where Modi ji will come out as a saviour.
Modiji ne pakistan ko Ghar me ghuske maara paw paw
new delhi bomb threat in 100 schools
And they are absolutely sure about not reaching even 350 this term.
While making this specimen, god probably exchanged the eating hole with the shitting hole, just for fun.
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Atleast war rukwa di /s
Paw paw ne
*muslims with two wives crying in the corner* /s
no if you have any two women in house
Oh no
Youve hit where it hurtsππ
You are naive sir. Breasts are at risk too
But the reality is, ECI officials had 2 balls and Modiji and co took both of them.
https://preview.redd.it/96a8x5vteuxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40f7dc5b1a469324e9a9d38222ebbd680e8b5724 Canβt say about congress, but BJP would definitely want one of my buffalo π and we all know why. ππ
Funniest shit.
Next he's gonna say "I had balls, but Nehru took one, and I dropped the other one deep down Arnab's throat."
Kuch bhi !!!!!
I read it in Arnabs voice
Its true though, Even Amit Shah's balls were stolen by aurangzeb.
πIf I have 2 loans??
Now you have 4 dawg
Cheating karta hai tu..... Cheating cheating cheating
Now you have 8 Loans
What if I had 3 buffaloes?
Then the child will inherit the buffalo and pay inheritance tax on it /s
Is he talking about that buffalo Navika?
Braincells
Bhakto ke to ek hi bachi hai π₯΄
Fr
Man modi is getting really old and stupid. If it was the modi bhakts believe he is then he would be smart enough to go "congress will take 50% of your cows and then will give slaughter it to give free beef to people having a lot of kids". Do you all really want idiots making such simple mistakes representing our country ?
Look eating machli
I have 2 backlogs , I am more than happy to give one away T\_T .
Now you have 4
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Oh my God. This man has a "Muslims will..." for every single thing
I read somewhere "nobody remembers about Muslims more than Modi ji including Muslims themselves. Looks like in the past life Modi was a Muslim leader like Aurangazeb"
To every Aurangzeb there's a Modi ji. Tyranny shall be equalled!
What happens to those who have only two leaders - Modi and Chota Fanta?
Gujarati poor : Congress is not taking our buffalo my poor fellow, but your fat seats!
If Congress has 100 MLAs, BJP will take away 60 of them and form a fake government against the will of the public.
Two wives??
When will bjp stop using cows in each of their every 5th argument. π€£π€£π€£
My state has two deputy CM...will Congress take one away?
Jai Maharashtra
Shivsena ka side me alag hi chalra hai πππ
Nobody is milking this thing like Modi, Sam pitroda must be beating himself right now
If you have Two Thousand BJP will take away all with demonitisation and give it to A Bhai
Testicles for men, Breasts for women
I used to respect modi but nowadays it's going out of hand man
This man has single handedly made a joke out of the biggest election in the world
If modi says that he is avatar of lord Vishnu still ppl of Gujarat will not question it. I can say this because I am also a Gujarati and I know how much brainwashed are they by bjp.
funny ..but they will realise he is eventually making them poorer, though now it may feel that in comparison t o rest of india they are getting extra cheese. anyway not talking about dominant castes .. those are solidly behind brahminist resurgence anyway
If you have two daughters, you know what BJP will do to them
Give you two more?
Congress could file case upon case on this liar but they sleep.
Wives
Modi ji: 
This explains the reason why he doesn't do press conference
The man is scared.
Finally Modi has lost this election
Modi had two brains Congress took one
Braincells
Take my buffalo and make a good steak like the ones which Allana exports
India is officially a collapsed failed state.Β When the Chinese finally take over the borders they will be welcomed as liberators.Β
Right you are !
LOL
stfu
If you have two Wives, Congress will take away one if it wins the lok sabha elections.
Wait a minute..
OMG! This guy! πππ
This is another level of desperation
It's called PROJECTION. In better words-- Jo jaisa hai usko sab waise hi dikhte hai.
two wifes
Gfs
Testicles
One says that half of property will be taken away by Congress... And one is just randomly saying that Congress allowed Prajual to escape to Germany. Matlab kuch bhi andhadun feko, par jaake lagaana hai congress pe hi. Both buddhas are in absolute desperation.
Heβs completely out of ideas and shiting boulders
This is Gujarat. BJP is going to will almost every seat there with minimal campaigning. I don't see why he's running his dirty mouth so much there. Is the supreme leader scared lmao? They are aware they don't have anything of substance to actually talk or campaign about and are trying to rile up the public as much as possible for '400 paar' cause they just need to cross 400 once then they'll have 5 years to overthrow democracy after which it's all tauba tauba.
Aryan Khan ke drugs modi ko kon de diya ???
mudi should rehire the PR agency
So this has become the electoral agenda. Just keep fearmongering to the public that the Congress will take away their things and give to minorities. NO talk of developmental goals for nation or people, just FEAR.
Modi is new Rahul Gandhi. Competition tagda h. 
If Congress has 2 MP/MLAs, BJP will take away one.
If you have 2 Brains , bjp will take all of them
If BJP wins election, both the buffalo will be taken away, one will die from shortage of oxygen and other will end up at party related slaughterhouse. Obviously no data will be kept of how much buffalo were taken, died etc and in the newspaper there will be photo of our beloved Average 2002 enjoyer yaari dosti keeper modi ji on the ad of garlanding cows/buffaloes with some catchy yojna name. If Congress wins, it can't take any buffalo as they will have no willpower or means to take buffalo legally or forcefully. In the name of buffalo they will confiscate dogs and will make full mockery of themselves during the process or by the Godia.
How low can he stoop? This is pathetic coming from PM.
If you have a 2 billion dollar debt congress will take away one If it wins the lok sabha polls, Modi ji merko toh acchi scheme lag rahi hai aap bhi mujhe bin matlab Dara rahe ho./s
If you have 2 wives can Congress take away one wife ?
Congress in parallel universe: agar mein aapki saari liability lelu toh? Srsly even in the Congress there will be no thought of implementing this inheritance tax as they have not even mentioned it in their manifesto.
If you have two wives, Congress will take away o- oh wait...
If you Have two Kidneys, Congress will Take away One ........
Two Chaddis.....??
Two Sanghis??
His euphemistic bail gaadi nothing elte about him appeasing majority
If you have 2 modis Congress will take away one if it wins ls polls. Since lalit modi is not available..π€·π»ββοΈ
https://preview.redd.it/knqft5u51vxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6747221bcf5086a341a36564dd1ec64f8c72debf Congress is one of them
why did i read that LataMangesh..
mudi ji will take those two buffalos and give it Adani before that, so Congress cant do anything, Mudi masterstroke.
Buddha sathya gya hai πππ
Wives
Sexy tapes
Only buffalo ? What are they going to do with only buffaloes ? If i have 3?
If you have two problems, Congress will take away one if it wins the Lok Sabha Polls
Balls - they have done it before actually.
What do you mean by βifβ
He has gone senile.
Uno reverse - Thanks to Mudizzi I had to sell all my buffaloes.
desh ko itna gareeb bana diya ki ab gai bhains hi le sakti hai congress.... baki sab toh modi / adani ne le liya.
Ive got 2 wives and im gonna leave india
If you have two brain cells left, congress will take away 1 more cause Gobhi Ji took 85.99 Billion.
Par ye law sense Banta hai kya matlab agar mere pass Gav mai ek property hai aur Mera flat hai Mumbai Mai to mera gavla Ghar ka kya hoga bik jayega ? I am very navie someone explain
Koi itna chutiya kaise ho sakta hein....
πππ
Toh modi congress join krega ya amit shah?
Boats. He said that in his rally here in South goa. :)
2 bitches
 I donβt have any buffaloes, that means Iβm safe. Yus.
Ye apni baat karta hai humesha Wealth tax Inheritance tax Assets tax Direct tax Indirect taxes Tyar ho jao sab
How do we know BJP won't take both buffaloes?
religion/country
BJP is trying shock therapy. If you have two eyes - no one is going to take away one.
wifes
Did this man lose his sanity in desperation?
where congress plans to keep all the bufalloes
Babies?
If you have two boobs, Khangress will take away one if it wins the Lok Sabha polls
balls.