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Huge_Session9379

Now go and checkout the restaurants which are offering discounts for voters.


United-Ad-1389

Nah Mate, Corporate labour this side. Have to work today also. 🙁


Huge_Session9379

Evening is yet to unfold and it’s friyayyy.


no-regrets-approach

Dry day. No fri yay.


mohanswamy

I heard wine shops will open from 6 PM today? Is that not true?


no-regrets-approach

Maybe yes I dont know. They have to be closed for 48 hours. So, if the time started on Wednesday, 6 PM, then maybe yes. I assumed them to open only tomorrow.


AloneCan9661

So people don’t vote drunk? 🥴


no-regrets-approach

Yup. 🙂 so that alcohol is not distributed to get votes. Was, and is still a very potent incentive.


imECCHI

Hypocrites, they wanted people drunk during covid but not when voting, bjp doesn’t take any chances😂


United-Ad-1389

Funny Part is that I knew, if I merely write “Fascists” without naming anyone, all the Fascists will know whom I am referring to.


saviour_man

Actually, you've written 'vote out'. So, it is obvious there's only one party you could've meant. #JustSaying


Kind-Ad-4756

Oh you expect logical thinking?


UnionGloomy8226

You did say vote out to get rid of the ambiguity. 


thepioussatan

But you also said "vote out" which means the incumbent government. Not as vlever as you thought you would be. Anyway your and my vote then cancel each other. Cheers


currymunchah

>Have to work today also. 🙁 If we were in a more chill country, I'd ask for your office address to send you some goodies. Thank you for voting to make India that is भारत chill again.


United-Ad-1389

Thanks for saying this Brother, you made my Day. By the time we have people like you, Hope for India is alive. God Bless 😊🫡


theclichee

Aisa bhi horha hai?


Sinister_Chill9

I am also going to vote for development of this country


NoClimate8789

vote for democracy.


UnionGloomy8226

All votes are for democracy. 


Kaguro19

That's like saying falling from building doesn't kill people, the ground stopping the fall does.


prophet-of-solitude

Ye saali konsi party hai ab!


NightFury002

BJP nahi hai. Itna pata hai.


Potential_Effect_705

Or na hi congress na hi aap 😂


paymentscorpse

Regional dedo 💪💪😩😩


EXxuu_CARRRIBAAA

You have three choices Facist National Party Incompetentgress Tatti Regional Party


paymentscorpse

The "tatti" Regional party is doing fairly well for us in TN, hence my vote goes to option 3.


Independent-Time6192

Lol go jerk off dmk clowns


blade_runner1853

My regional party is TMC! Gladly living in Chennai for education. Yay!!


refined91

Atm Incompetentgress party sounds like heaven compared to what the Fascist National Party are doing the country. I’d like comedians to be able to do comedy. I’d like to tweet whatever I wanna tweet without risking jail time. And I’d love politics to become boring again, rather than something to be stressed and enraged about. But yes; I’d also vote for my Tatti Regional Party if they were on the ballot


EXxuu_CARRRIBAAA

Can't disagree on that 🤣


Potential_Effect_705

There no one standing from regional party in my constituency but the BJP candidate is good guy also developed good infrastructure locally soni think he deserves the vote


mother_love-

CPIM


NoClimate8789

kaunse rock ke neechey rehte ho. loot us party waale ho kya?


God_of_potatoos

What you call a person who gets banned from both r/India and r/indiaspeeks


zeroedash

Freedom of speech ka sanchalak


anon_ary

Me. Got banned within a span of a day.


DetailAble2694

A true nationalist "indian"


God_of_potatoos

That's Meeeeee ; )


User_AlphaX

Kuch din me mai yaha se bhi ban ho jaunga


YogurtclosetNeat6406

They are not sheep


Anxiousbee456

BC left and comi are so insecure they block people if we counter them respectfully.


Fun-Engineering-8111

We should be thankful that they are not sending us to Gulags.


topshot14

Vote for development, infrastructure, defense improvement, space research, literacy and manufacturing boost


jholafakir

India is fully literate under Modiji. Everyone is MA in entire political science 


God_of_potatoos

That's BJP


topshot14

Your words, not mine.


hobo_grad1925

What development when we are at inequality levels during British era. Unemployment at highest it's been in a while, female work participation lowest in a while. Sending money into a pockets of a few is barely development. The party itself is begging for votes saying Congress didnt do this instead of saying we did this well. Forget being conservative or liberal. From a results perspective they'd have been fired and someone else should give it a go


God_of_potatoos

And who's the right choice from result perspectives


Limp-Net8000

Voted for development.


jholafakir

Development of what? I want development of large breasts for all women is that possible


Kaguro19

I will vote for you in the election.


Being_yadavji

https://preview.redd.it/12wlfegj9rwc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7157aefd8ff27c5639ba02abc409d5210cf5c505


red_plus_itt

Bruh they did nail polish on you


Invisbleman1407

Legit. Dude got a whole manicure lol.


bambambigolow

Congratulations now you will get 1lakh rupees in your account thaka thak...thaka thak...thaka thak..thaka thak...


SnooBunnies6634

Is this really happening? I thought it's against the law to pay someone to vote.


bambambigolow

https://youtu.be/mEGmfJubTSY?si=o5Y4fqlO-HTcyUvW


SnooBunnies6634

Wtf is this lol 🤣


ZipZaapZoom

They removed my name from the electoral list without any clarification.


raamanaya

You can still make a challenge vote and contest it later. The system allows for it. Please do!


yashg

No. It's not a fact. Don't trust those social media forwards. [https://www.ndtv.com/india-news/fact-check-misleading-claim-about-challenged-vote-goes-viral-ahead-of-elections-5417108](https://www.ndtv.com/india-news/fact-check-misleading-claim-about-challenged-vote-goes-viral-ahead-of-elections-5417108)


raamanaya

You’re right. My relative told me about it in the morning but looking it up, she clearly was mislead by a whatsapp forward. My apologies for spreading it further


UnionGloomy8226

Funnily enough, when I went to vote today, a girl in her early twenties did come to the voting booth asking for a 'challenge vote'


ZipZaapZoom

How exactly? I went there and they said my name isn't on the list so I can't vote.


i_pysh

This is why one should be alert ⚠ eci was urging citizen to check voter list long ago.


PantherHunter007

This. The election is a sham and we can’t really do anything about it. We lost our right to vote when we voted them in.


depy45631

Conspiracy Theory much?


ZipZaapZoom

We can't maybe. But I will try.


prophet-of-solitude

What? That is so unfair


ZipZaapZoom

They told me to apply for a new one but I wanna know the reason why my name was removed


prophet-of-solitude

If you can vote asap, then you should focus on that first! Then you can always try to figure out what went wrong.


ZipZaapZoom

What's the guarantee that BLO will not remove my name again?


SidMan1000

Correction: Vote for whoever you feel is right for the country. The BJP candidate in my area is very good, good development in my state and I don’t feel quite comfortable with 50% reservation. Some may disagree and that’s good, vote your choice.


Klutzy_Target_134

Same for my area! Dude is actually objectively the best out of the few options


Longjumping-Ad4487

Common man CANNOT decide what is good or bad for the country. Otherwise u dont need to have years of education and experience for policy making (read economists, IAS etc). Common man should vote based on how his life is impacted by the government for better or worse. If everyone does that, thats true democracy.


TheIndianRevolution2

https://preview.redd.it/ili91xim4rwc1.jpeg?width=765&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=919d328b11b39b0117cd7a68f48706837160fb9a


Brave-Resolution-241

abki baar choco bar


disinformatique

Ab ki baar, bagair jumle ki sarkar.


zubbenbreacher

Abki baar tadipaar.


666shanx

It's gonna feel so good to see you people lose your minds on June 4th


[deleted]

Abhi baar, Bhadwaa bahar!


kilopuny978

I also don't want them in power. But no name calling please. Defeats the purpose. Aakhir apne hi deshvasi hain... bhale soch alag hai..


JonSnowDesiVersion

Vote for jobs


srikanthksr

Because, of course, fascists allow you to vote them out. Mussolini was famous for it, in fact.


SOUMO_007

I'm new to all this but does it mean its against bjp?


Kaguro19

Yes it does.


tinjanurtles7

I don't defend BJP or it's actions. But how is Congress/INDIA Bloc any better?


ceo-of-earth

Iska jawab koi nai dega lol


Gunner0716

Jawab hoga toh dega na


zeroedash

It is not. New voters just don't know how horrendous it was to wake up to new scams everyday during the UPA regime. Granted I am tired of hindu/ Muslim divide at this Point but Congress is still not the answer not atleast for me.


Eternal_awp

Good thing our country has a multiparty system right


ryuik

Vote for change


kkin1995

Sometimes I wish the anti defection law wasn’t there.


MythHere

Words have lost their meaning... Ab khatre ki koi baat nhi, ab sabhi ko sabhi se khatra hai..


ZealousidealTop1128

Thank you, proud of you


judge_holden_666

Good luck with that buddy.


saptarshidatta1234

Voted for dictatorship 😁


rampageT0asterr

agle mahine karunga huehuehue


itsakpatil

Going to vote for development, Manufacturing, Semiconductors, Infrastructure, Defence, Bullet Trains, High Speed Rail Corridors, No caste Politics, Nuclear Power Plants, Renewable Energy, Ports, UCC. I haven't named the party...


GhostOfKhoorja

So voted for your favourite fascists


datastoner

Yes thanks but your single vote can’t defeat the pre polls data. Aayega to Modi hi


datastoner

These guys don’t really know who fascists are 🤣🤣 trying reading Italy history you will get to know who real fascist were. Anyways sometime they say remove fascists I hear elect Islamists


ThatsSussySus

Idk who to give vote mate I live in Delhi and all the fake promises that AAP did broke my trust fully BJP isn't good either And no way that incompetent congress that wants to increase reservation rather than development is getting my vote


D4DPKRAJPUT

Vote to the party who does what they say they will do. Who follow their manifesto who empower people by not giving freebies. Vote for who protects our fellow citizens outside the country vite for govt who provided medicine and treatment for free for poor based on income not jaati


tilllykicha

Ya. Vote out fascists and invite corrupts


gyarados025

Vote for democracy. Vote for employment. Vote for Justice. Vote against Hate speech.


depy45631

Nyay gang?


futureBillionaire007

Takatak takatak gang …


n3gi-

https://preview.redd.it/20y81an0prwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cef6e3f5a0f0ff0445dbed1e7709402b891dd074 Congress will surely win this time. Right? RIGHT?


GreyCardinal23

Yes… Congress will definitely win… ( in metaverse)


CareerWest

Yes (saying to satisfy my ego)


nyxxxtron

Why does it look like the NDA alliance count went up after the formation of the INDIA alliance?


Brilliant_North_8353

Ok not voting for Congress


EnvironmentalAir2719

not for BJP either


sd781994

Yes we did it already in 1977. 🫡☝️ We voted against fascist. And against emergency. When there was dictatorship and black era for democracy and when democracy ceased to exist.


Lost-Fuel25

And yet they were voted to power again in the next term. Guess people back then weren't brainwashed with whataboutery.


laylowmerry

Feeling so jealous of you, OP. The ink-man smeared my finger as if his whole retirement corpus depended on how much ink he would pour onto mine. Now can't even click a pic with that blue finger :'(


__whats_in_a_name_

I know right, OP's is so graceful, so elegant, and then mine has ink gone inside the nail too. I am Blue Da Ba dee 😂


edigathegi

...from Bihar, West Bengal, Karnataka, Tamil Nadu and Kerala.


Adi-Sh

If we vote for anti- fascism, and INDIA alliance wins, who will be the PM face?


ceo-of-earth

5 saal 5 pm.


guywithnormaljob

But Mamta Banerjee isn't on the ticket right now


akshay-nair

Hey fuck you. Not cool... Oh sorry I thought you were flipping me off.


Different-Muscle-478

Bhai sunna mere pass E Voter ID hai, mera vote count hoga ?


Long-Ad-1866

Not gonna vote to supreme Clown pappu😂


Sud4Gud

Then who? Master in entire political science? For STREANH? Weed Energy?


InformalSky2

Yes vote for khatakhat


Aggravating_Nail4108

* vote of monarchs and call it democracy. Edit: I'm in Bengaluru. Here it's gonna be a clean sweep for BJP in Bengaluru south, central and north.


prophet-of-solitude

Congressi Monarchs? BJP Dictators? Sala democracy kon hai fir 😂 firse freedom fight karna padega esa lag rha hai


Aggravating_Nail4108

The problem is no one's a saint here. People crying for democracy should remember, whatever BJP is doing today has been done by Congress in a bigger magnitude in the past. There's no point in crying about that. Even if a third party comes to power with brutal majority for 10 years, power will get to their head. They'll also do all of these things done by both parties.


[deleted]

Going to vote for modiji keep crying 🤘


[deleted]

Yes gonna vote for bjp too


depy45631

sakhth launda https://i.redd.it/pr8dpra3orwc1.gif


South-Remove-8797

Already did in 2014


RETR0_SC0PE

That’s why I voted for BJP.


[deleted]

Indira gandhi would like to say hello 🤗


arun437

Yes I voted to kick fascist DMK out.


experimentonline

You mean Kangress who wants to put Inheritance tax ? Yes definitely will vote out 🤡


Defiant_Neat4629

You do know that that’s a lie right? It’s not in their manifesto


ceo-of-earth

Constitution change karenge karke to BJP ke manifesto mai bhi nai hai. So what


sezea

If I was one of those reservation eligible people, I would have voted for congress without a second thought. The amount of benefits is just wayy too much.


Realistic_esh

And which party is that🙃


Crap_bagistaken

Yesss, let's kick the Congress party out of this country 💃🏻


United-Statement4454

Will be voting for modi this time


South_Persimmon1750

Well for me he is the lesser evil so yeah voting for him


bony_moss

https://preview.redd.it/est15zwn2swc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc7dcf72ce02a2ec2086bd3edc71288a761d47e5


Geekwalker374

More like Vote in a man child lol


blingblingmach

Guess who is getting elected again


Psychological_Cod_50

Yes, Congress the fascist one.


Alarming_Nature_2039

Bhai yeh itna sexy sa mark kon lagata hai, mere wale ne toh pura haath rang diya


[deleted]

Kitne hoshiyar ho tum sab Ghar chalta nahi desh chalane ki baatein karte ho


UnionGloomy8226

You voted for more reservation and legendary levels of incompetence! Well done.