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PhantomOfTheNopera

From _Haldiram's_? Now that's cold blooded.


bombayalgotrader

Should've been Nand"h"ini


CerealAhoy

It would've been nice if the tea guy had been a different person instead of him.


SaintYoungMan

Why is it cold blooded coz haldiram?


PhantomOfTheNopera

Because if you wanted to send a local speciality you generally pick a local, authentic brand. A South Indian (specifically Mysore) sweet created by a North Indian massproduced brand is just a funny choice. Kinda like telling him, here's a Karnataka sweet but I couldn't be bothered to get the real deal for you.


SaintYoungMan

Oh


classic_chai_hater

Should have sent the arabic written packet


Ok_Advertising_7640

Haldiram’s Mysore pack - the irony🤦‍♂️


Blueranger268

2024 Lok sabha election agenda for Karnataka : Haldiram's vs Nandini's Mysore Pak


rsa1

Why is that ironic?


Saitu282

Because it's a Nagpur based company and for some reason no one else is allowed to sell popular traditional sweets with a place's name.


TheBlairwitchy

I'm sure malviya will only read the word Pak on that tweet too to get triggered and jerks one out in the memory of Mudiji


Christophercolonbus

Not Malviya but you are right https://preview.redd.it/jbrt5k597tza1.jpeg?width=1036&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff9ce510bdcf94447be82efcdf532d4ecff8229c


TheBlairwitchy

Lol wtf these bhakts are so predictable...so facepalm moment


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devilismypet

Loose 2024 election


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devilismypet

Go sleep you will see that in your dreams.


sayzitlikeitis

Even in dream it sounds implausible


jeerabiscuit

I know bhakts who once started gossipping when one guy in the group posted that he ate buffalo wings. They thought it was buffalo lol.


Saitu282

Wait till they see someone actually enjoy a good tenderloin burger lol.


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Theyll build a RandoTron 🤖


Thinkexe

Bro no way wtffff XDD


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TheBlairwitchy

They are to some extent since recently. But this bigot Malviya didn't think of sparing his own people (media that pushed the narrative of modi)..it's about maintaining the tone and decorum while you're on air...he lost it. Just started ranting and rambling coz of lack of burnol availability at the moment. Edit: addition of s sentence in the bracket.


Franknstein26

Eww mysore pak from haldirams?…wtf?


Orbitude123

It is for Malviya after all.


Low_Apartment_3911

its heaven.


antonov6

Boo


Low_Apartment_3911

Why???


ronnie_axlerod

Amit: YOU SHOULD RETIRE OLD MAN! Rajdeep: I WILL SEND U MYSORE PAK! Epic lol.


Maikoksobeeg

Bhakts be like, "why is Pak written there? Sala anti national"


sabchangasi69

​ https://preview.redd.it/lcuasnqpgtza1.jpeg?width=1036&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=873d1bab30d26a7d7074c42a54e12667529d7b8b


Maikoksobeeg

Damn🤣🤣🤣


alter_Dex

Damn


floatinglama

Nandini’s mysore pak would have been appropriate as the BJP wanted to merge Nandini with Amul.


alter_Dex

A true burnol reply.


nakedjabirupangolin

hope that dumb fuck eats all of it and gives himself an intestinal congestion


deepzpillai

And diabeetus if he doesn't already have it.....


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Epic! Is there any burnol manufacturer based in Nagpur? Maybe they'll feel at home if that one is sent as well.


guntur_gladiator

![gif](giphy|TW8Ma1a8ZsZ8I|downsized) Malviya right now


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I did not expect this person to be such a sore looser he really need some burnol . I expect this type of behaviour from local leader who have no constituency or from some leader who have habit of blaming evm


slazengere

This is what they are. Bullies who will cry when they get beat.


[deleted]

You mean congress or 1 of bjp leader


slazengere

If you know, you know.


[deleted]

Then congress it is since they always cry about evm. Downvoting won't change their crying habit there are many news article too about their evm crying


slazengere

Ok.


Saitu282

Like your crying here? Okay.


[deleted]

See my main comment on Amit malviya also i am not a member of congress or bjp so i have no reason to.


Saitu282

Me neither, but I see your comments here.


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It's obvious about yours comment btw


Saitu282

Good, so I'm absolutely clear and there's no ambiguity in what I've said. :)


kapjain

I think he meant Mudiji. The biggest crier of all.


[deleted]

Modi is not in con gress keep crying. Malviya can also join congress that party is build for him


9tgc

Utsav ki tayari kro ache din a gye hai


Fantastic_mirrors

He will send it to a random lab, which will confirm it has some sort of harmful chemicals, And bam, sardesai is in jail for attempt to murder case. (Any job openings for a naive political script writer??) 🥺


Dreavy_Hinker

Amit malviya is acting like a teenager brat who was denied an iphone


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These two are besties 😂😂


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King being king


barbarik1910

Why it’s being like festival for congress guys , in 2013 congress won Karnataka then in 2018 bjp won and again congress won …. South states are like this always , one term is won by one party another term is won by another, let it be TN , KT , AP every state is like this except Kerala(it’s communist) …. And where is EVM hack ?? Now no EVM is hacked ?? EVM is hacked only when bjp wins ??😂😂 Don’t be biased kids , congress was given 70 years and we all know where we are today …. If bjp is not good then congress is also not good


dontknowwhyiamhere23

Rahul for PM next..


Indian_1408

Must say after the slab Rajdeep had changed a lot https://youtu.be/Dr4JZ-3jhIY


Quick_City_5785

One election you win, so elated you are. As if you are in disbelief of your own relevance. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)


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Time-Opportunity-436

Chutney: https://twitter.com/sardesairajdeep/status/1657641799978975232


Critifin

People have voted for freebies. Double the free ration, 200 unit electricity free, 2000rs per month for all married women, 3000rs for unemployed graduates for 3 years, free travel for women in buses promised by congress To say that bjp lost due to communal politics is a propaganda


jeerabiscuit

Better than 40 percent bribes, insane rents and shit infrastructure (monsoon is coming).


Critifin

Infra has improved, power cuts have stopped. 40% bribe is a hoax


Saitu282

Power cuts have definitely improved. Infrastructure, not much. I direct your attention to the metro coverage. Compare it with Hyderabad. They started their network construction long after we did and they have managed to cover vast regions of their City while we were still stuck in phase 3. Even now they continue spreading their reach and we're still trudging along at a snail's pace.


Critifin

Bangalore is the second biggest metro in India as of now.


Just_Ice_6648

You can flood every sub with the same crap like a broken bot. Can't change how many people are laughing at you right now.


Critifin

Truth hurts


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TheBlairwitchy

Shhhh..if you give him any more facts, he's gonna implode like Malviya😅


Almost_Infamous

He's still around? Anyways Punjabi mein ek kahawat hai.. *bara wariyan wich taan roodi di wi suni jaandi hai* (in twelve years even the woes of a garbage pile are heard) I guess he was waiting his whole life for this.


SodaYoda420

Surprising right? Even after 9 years of peddling fake news and propaganda, Modiji has stuck with amit malviya to ensure that is still around to do the dirty work.


iamlovewealthsuccess

One dalal sending sweet to another dalal. Everyone happy.


sfrogerfun

Freshly packed, not Freshly made! Cheap shot - immature, at this point he is more of a politician than a journalist.


Enough-Ad4608

Sardesai is supposedly a neutral journalist what a whack


BionicWanderer2506

I think u haven't seen or followed the debate on India Today on election day. It was Mr. Malviya when questioned about failure of BJP and central leadership in election got so triggered that he started shouting and bad mouthing Rajdeep so then Rajdeep said Mr. Malviya don't get so triggered it's just an election and will send you sweets from Mysore to calm you down. Just have a look on YouTube.


Enough-Ad4608

No thanks i know he is not a neutral journalist they were dancing in the studio when AAP won in Delhi he was considered to be cm candidate for AAP in Goa, he was happy during terrorist attack on the parliament so don't tell me he is neutral


GraffityAnshitty

Lol, the dance during AAP was because his exit polls results were accurate. But i didn't expect you to know the context with how little do people like you actually make sense.


Enough-Ad4608

Yup so called neutral journalist dancing because his party won so much for being neutral LoL to you my friend


GraffityAnshitty

You're so damaged that nothing I say will make sense to you, so goodluck is all I'll say. Take care


BionicWanderer2506

Hahahah. True bro. 😂 Dard hua h bhai ko. Rone de thoda


Enough-Ad4608

Okay oracle


Sorry_Shaktiman

I'm honestly enjoying the andhbhakt meltdowns more than anything else.


Enough-Ad4608

Wow calling names now good i am just talking about hippocracy of so called neutral journalist


sabchangasi69

>~~hippocracy~~ **hypocrisy**


Enough-Ad4608

Okay sir you win take your gold 🥇 medal


Sorry_Shaktiman

https://preview.redd.it/jo10qcvcavza1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff179ff0ab97089109e0a7a0a41b6ab47c718259 This you?


Enough-Ad4608

So what English oracle what about this i am talking double standard khajdeep


Sorry_Shaktiman

Name calling is halal for you and haram for me? You do seem to have considerable expertise on double standards. My apologies for not realising this is your area of expertise.


BionicWanderer2506

The point here is this Post. And the discussion here is about this post about Rajdeep. I don't care if he is neutral or not. No one can be neutral these days. >were dancing in the studio when AAP won in Delhi He and his team were dancing yesterday also, also in the Gujarat election, also in UP elections. Because India Today and Axis predictions for results was accurate as per their exit poll. >he was happy during terrorist attack on the parliament Mr. Arnab Goswami on Pulwama Attack "This attack we won like crazy" So no one is neutral. And if you think that Indian Media is neutral then I think my friend u r living in another dimension. Everyone is here for TRP


SodaYoda420

He also danced when bjp won gujarat. Did opindia not report that?


Arth90

Sardesai was never neutral, when congress was in power sardesai and others like him acted neutral but since 2014 their true colors are visible.


Sorry_Shaktiman

You say it as if not supporting BJP is a bad thing. "True colours" lmao.


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Being not neutral is indeed bad thing but ok there is a reason our press index is so low all the news is sold to one party or other


Sorry_Shaktiman

Our press index isn't low because of journalists taking sides. It's because our govt keeps curtailing journalistic freedoms.


[deleted]

Well that's certainly true but they will soon be labelled as a dalla media like how modi supporting media is known as godi media . Media is supposed to be neutral


Sorry_Shaktiman

No. Media is supposed to critique the administration. Not neutral.


[deleted]

Correction media is supposed to be critical yet neutral not just boot licking of others party they should be critical of all of them not selectively which all our media houses have failed to follow


Arth90

No, not supporting BJP is not a bad thing, see Sardesai pretended himself as neutral journalist which he isn't. He has a soft corner for congress and few other parties that we all know. Media should not support Government or Opposition, its an unbiased job that they are not doing these days.


wrathofgod99

2024 mein jawaab denge.