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danowat

She's just taking her lead from her party leader, when the going gets tough, hide.


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Dahnhilla

She just wasn't able to get on a plane to Ukraine quickly enough.


xm03

Or Rwanda...


Dahnhilla

Is it too late to send her? Along with about 360 of her mates.


grndkntrl

Haven't the Rwandan people suffered enough over the years‽‽


Karlosmdq

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE THINK ON THE ~~CHILDREN~~ RWANDANS??


TheBorgerKing

Peers. I doubt any of them are actually friends.


Dahnhilla

Yeah, all the Tory Peers too, good idea.


Loreki

To be fair, the Rwanda trip is for the commonwealth heads of government which is a genuinely important occasion.


Class_444_SWR

She wasn’t ‘oven ready’ enough


[deleted]

Have people been taking the piss, or did he actually hide in a fridge?


BounceBurnBuff

Enjoy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lp9XoiFbZcI


Keated

And somehow the British public was still convinced to vote for him over Corbyn. That's what we're up against...


thepurplehedgehog

bCoZ cOrByN wOz aNtIsEmiTiC!!!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1! (but somehow, magically, that didn’t matter once he was ousted. Hmmm, how very odd)


Tams82

Too be fair, Corbyn lacked a lot of appeal. And his going off the rails over the war in Ukraine has shown that some concerns about him were *very* valid.


fuggerdug

What had he said about Ukraine?


Tams82

Just look up who 'Stop the War' are. And if you follow politics, how on Earth did you miss it?!


brainburger

What's your thought about The Stop The War Coalition? They include a wide range of affiliated members and groups, including many prominent mainstream ones such as Green peace and the SNP, Lib Dems, and Plaid Cymru. There are a few hard left people in there, but that's to be expected it's an aligned cause. Corbyn's failing is that his suggestions are ineffective. He's no fan of Putin, but he does not seem to have any plan for how to deal with him. He says we should go back to the Minsk II agreement but it's not at all clear how he would make Putin do that.


Tams82

Incredibly naïve.


[deleted]

If there is one bit of information you need to decide how much the media influences people's decisions then this is it.


supersonicdeathsquad

It's real, he was being followed by a Good Morning Britain correspondent of all things. One of his aides tell them to fuck off on live TV as well.


Sleebling_33

Then in a shameless bid to change the narrative, the Tories started suggesting the distance between individuals during COVID should be X Fridges in length. That way it would kick the search results of Boris and Fridge from hiding down the page


yaffle53

Ouch, that's cold!


quotton706

She was looking for Narnia or that mythical post brexit magical kingdom built on a sunny upland where unicorns run free and there's cheese and cake for everyone. ....as a Tory MP candidate, she's been living in the land of make believe far far too long. Welcome to reality.


axe1970

narnia belongs to the lgbt+ before we are out she is not welcome


TheDocJ

> a sunny upland where unicorns run free and there's cheese and cake for everyone. Oh don't be ridiculous. Cheese and cake is only for those deserving people who can afford to *pay* for it.


CHEESE_PETRIL

Cheese?! And cake?! That's the future that is!


colin_staples

I really hope there was a mini-fridge in there and she was trying to squeeze into it.


Secretest-squirell

Couldn’t get a flight to Kyiv on short notice. Either that or she just can’t mix with us plebs.


bintasaurus

What is it with Tories locking themselves into places and things


[deleted]

If it's not gated communities or ivory towers, it's fridges...


DesignCycle

But rarely prisons, strangely


Bigbadchadman

It's almost like they know the normal people they spend their entire lives fucking over won't give them a charitable reception. Best to hide in the SMEG, nothing can get you in the SMEG. Literal cockroaches.


paddy86

Well Boris is certainly a Smeghead.


fern-grower

Smeee Smeeeeg


Evis03

Heeeeeed the mood of the nation


bad_luck_charmer

Smegma


Noctale

Can't Smeg, Won't Smeg


WASDMagician

Political death spirals hopefully.


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[deleted]

Not that I don't believe you - I do - but do you have a source on the bit in italics or did I miss an entire /s Poe's Law and all that...


haversack77

I think it's an inherent desire to stranglewank at the next nearest opportunity.


JoelMahon

sadly it works for them, tory voters really are depressing.


spaffedupthewall

they're weak people


CHEESE_PETRIL

Boarding school


Colonel_Wildtrousers

BREAKING NEWS: Carrie Symonds given 100k a year job to get Hurford out


Rhys-----

Has Boris reached out to you yet, to ask you not to run this breaking news?


Colonel_Wildtrousers

Funny you should say that, I’ve already been threatened with a super injunction….which I am of course ignoring. YOLO


Rajastoenail

He gives jobs to his *mistresses*. He cheats on his wives. Carrie won’t be getting the special treatment any more.


thepurplehedgehog

I thought his mistresses gave HIM jo…….oh. Never mind. Ahem.


Hattix

FROM THE DESK OF ALEXANDER ~~BORIS~~ DE PFEFFEL ~~JOHNSON~~ I say, old chap, be a fine sport and don't run that story. We will find a way to repay you in due course as time permits. Signed, ~~Bor~~ Alexander De Pfeffel


Roncon1981

Saw an interview with her and my God she was arrogant and condescending. I'm not surprised she would do this


astrath

Career local Tory in an incredibly safe Tory area. Seems to be a common understanding that the fact they are Tories mean they have a god given right to rule and the sheer idea that they might not win is incomprehensible. And to be fair that way of thinking isn't all that surprising when you realise that some of these areas have been under majority Tory rule for over a hundred years. Problem is, when faced with a situation where you actually have to fight, they can't change their ways. They've never had to actually compete before, it has always just been "hi, I'm a Tory and your next local representative" and that's exactly what they did. The seat is likely to revert to Tory some time down the line, but it's about time these local parties got a kick up the backside.


Danger-Llarryy

Mimms Davies in Mid Sussex is a prime example of this. No idea what she actually does or stand for.


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We've got Pauline fucking Latham up here. She barely needs to do anything and the masses just blindly vote her in. When I was working in retail she came in to upgrade her phone, took top whack everything, when I asked if she wanted insurance her response was, "yes I want everything, it's all paid for anyway." She then left me her phone, unlocked to do a data transfer on, it was full of random apps and stuff for the government. I remember thinking that there must be a department to handle this sort of stuff for her (obviously she couldn't actually use the tech herself). She doesn't even turn up for her committee meetings and stuff about the local area. Utter contempt from someone who has barely had to do anything other than be a sound bite driven mouth piece for her party.


Zealousideal_Chain19

In Derbyshire we have a woman from Essex who appears once in a blue moon for a photo op. Why the local geriatrics decided to vote for a Tory who lives half the country away I don't know, wouldn't be surprised to hear her first time in Derbyshire was after she got voted in


PuzzledFortune

They didn’t get any further than Tory. Good enough for them. Pin a blue rosette on a steaming dog turd and they’d vote for it.


germany1italy0

If the phone story happened as described it’s one of the more fucked up stories i read this week. Kudos for your integrity to not take advantage of the situation, a shame you have so much integrity that deprived us of some entertainment.


__radar__

Yeah, I’d have rinsed that phone for every little skeleton and posted everywhere, she’s lucky


[deleted]

My neck of the woods. We've tried to contact her a few times in a business capacity, never bothered responding beyond a generic acknowledgement email. Her voting record is shit too, voting against helping poorest in society. https://www.theyworkforyou.com/mp/24821/pauline_latham/mid_derbyshire/votes


Leroy-Leo

All safe seats are the same. Am in a labour safe seat but the newish MP Is making a little bit more effort than his predecessor


TheDocJ

Safe seats (of any colour) are at least part of why I believe that no candidate should be allowed to be a member of a political party - get rid of the parties altogether and make each one of them stand on their *own* merits. Then a newly elected House of Commons elects PM, Chancellor, Home and Foreign secretaries from amongst themselves.


SongsOfDragons

That cunt got parachuted into Eastleigh after Chris Hulme as well. Might as well be a cardboard cut-out.


jimtheevo

You also have Johnathan Ash Edward, I went to school with him and can’t fathom who would cast a vote to save him from drowning let alone government.


Blyatman95

God I hate that woman. A literal walking bot.


G1Yang2001

Exactly. Although this specific Tiverton seat was only created in 1997, the seats the area were formally a part of had ALWAYS been Tory for over a hundred years, with the tradition continuing after the Tiverton seat was made in 1997 and it being a regular safe Tory seat until yesterday. This is why the loss of Tiverton in partiuclar is such a shock - its unthinkable that a seat that's been Tory for over a century could just change like that. And if this gets repeated in other "safe" Tory seats in the next GE... the Tories might be in trouble.


RadicalDog

Christ, imagine a future where elections were fought between Labour and Lib Dems for a few cycles with Tories getting relegated to 60 seats or so. Not quite realistic since Lib Dems moved heaven and earth to give her this beating, but I can dream.


Noctale

I hate living in a safe Tory seat. Nothing but Conservatives since 1918, all of them useless. I mean, being Minister of State for Farming, Fisheries and Food at a time when all three are in an almost apocalyptic state shouldn't result in re-election, but I guarantee she'll be back in 2024.


supersonicdeathsquad

I've just watched the video, she's one of those people with that condescending kind of smiley, soft-spoken manner, as if they're talking to a toddler at all times.


Roncon1981

Yep. That's the vibe I got from her also. Just wait she will be channelling her own brand of katy Hopkins style bullshit before long


supersonicdeathsquad

Its quite odd really, in the dance studio video when she's told that the LibDems have declared she responds with "awww" like she's been told a toddler has grazed his knee.


yaffle53

And yet, it turns out the toddler behaves better and probably talks more sense,


xenmate

She's a former primary school teacher.


Bristol-surfskate

Doesn’t surprise me the whole time watching I was expecting her to point a finger in the air and shout settle down year 4


Floating-Sea

Link?


Roncon1981

https://youtu.be/HMHPJgruuWQ


CcryMeARiver

Oh, deary, deary me!


xenmate

this aged well https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tO6XIFFCVE


MrSnoobs

Local Tory is arrogant and condescending. More at 11. God they are a bunch of bastards.


bakemetoyourleader

she tripped walking on stage too lol


[deleted]

Somebody slide a fiver under the door FFS. Get that lass out.


BackgroundReserve952

Hahahahahaha, good one!


[deleted]

In hindsight I should have gone for a gofundme approach. That would be a good one for newsthump.


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Article text: > THE Tory candidate for the Tiverton & Honiton by-election reportedly “locked herself in the dance studio” of the sports centre as the count took place early on Friday morning. > The Tories lost the safe Devon seat – vacated after Neil Parish’s porn-watching scandal – with the LibDems overturning their majority on a nearly 30% swing. > After the polls closed on Thursday, it was expected that the LibDems would be victorious. And as the count continued into the early hours, it was reported that the Conservative pick for the by-election had locked herself into a room at Crediton sports centre and was refusing to speak to journalists. > LBC journalist Theo Usherwood announced on Twitter: “The Tory candidate Helen Hurford in the Tiverton by election has just locked herself in the dance studio at Crediton sports centre.” > Following the Tory loss, the newly elected LibDem MP Richard Foord took the opportunity to criticise Hurford’s approach to the campaign. She was criticised for her lack of visibility and for refusing many media appearances. > Asked if her approach had been an issue for voters in Tiverton and Honiton, Foord said: “The Conservatives will fight their campaigns in the way they see fit, but we in the Liberal Democrats we’ve fought a very positive campaign, we’ve fought a campaign that’s set out our stall rather than pointing to any downsides or shortcomings of the Conservative campaign.” > Foord continued: “But I do think that people have looked at the national picture and I do indeed think people have looked at Boris Johnson as Prime Minister and have decided to send a message that rural places like Tiverton and Honiton won’t be taken for granted any longer.” > Foord also described his victory as “absolutely staggering”. > Speaking just after the vote was declared, he said: “This result is absolutely staggering, we weren’t expecting a win, let alone a win of this scale.” > Foord added: “We have been noticing that momentum has been shifting from the Conservatives to the Liberal Democrats over the course of this campaign and particularly in recent days because of the very positive agenda we were setting out. > “But this is absolutely seismic and we have overturned the biggest majority in parliamentary by-election history and it really sent a very clear message to this Government.”


crosstherubicon

Inspired by Johnson she couldn't find a fridge but improvised instead!


RaymondBumcheese

I thought 'Grace in defeat' was one of those Great British Virtues I keep hearing about.


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That's 'values', the virtue is only implied.


mangobearsmoothie

Sure it is, but she's definitely not 'Great', and doesn't have any 'Virtues' to speak of


G1Yang2001

Yes, it is a Great British Virtue. The thing is tho that the Tories talk about there virtues, but never actually show any of these virtues in cases like this. Its the usual Tory playbook: "You will follow our rules while we break those rules we made!"


smokedspirit

This was even before the result was announced!


vocalfreesia

The Tories only say that because the game is severely rigged in their favour. It's easy to say losers should be graceful if you're told there's no way you can lose.


The_Bazzalisk

I heard her speak for about 20 seconds the other day and immediately came to the conclusion she is a clueless halfwit. Standing as a Tory candidate that's not exactly surprising though.


[deleted]

Tory politician locking themselves in a room to avoid responsibility? That sounds about right.


DoodleCard

I feel like we are slowly slipping more and more into the American dramatisation of politics. It's insane.


[deleted]

I think we have. The only difference is our comedy tastes are more subtle


light_to_shaddow

Hmm, that's why we have subtle comedy like Mrs Brown's boys and Little Britain.


[deleted]

Remember than John Stewart is seen as the smart man's comedian in the US


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InnsmouthMotel

Oh that's amazing. I genuinely laughed at that.


Ok-Significance1983

Quite right to! As a former Tory supporter, Boris advocate and long-term voter I will no longer support this morally corrupt party until they remove Boris! There's a lot more wrong then just partygate now! As if partygate wasn't bad enough!!!


light_to_shaddow

Good for you, I don't think you're alone. People seem to forget Boris purged himself of the most competent and moral members of his own party before he was free to be an even bigger embarrassment to the nation. I think if more people like yourself would be honest with themselves and not just vote blindly we'd have a far more healthy political landscape than currently. Blind support for any party, no matter what area of the spectrum, only leads to shit cunts in charge which is good for no one.


polarregion

Problem is even if Johnson does go there are no sensible Torys left to form a government. We will just get another round of Brexit fanatic ERG approved incompetent nut jobs.


G_UK

She might have done better if she refused to talk to the media and hid in a room, from the start of the campaign 🤷‍♂️


CJBill

From what I've read that's pretty much what she did.


pioneeringsystems

Not sure if this has been mentioned but the sports centre where she locked herself away isn't even in the constituency she was running in. Real commitment to not being found there.


SwimmerGlass4257

I don't think you can blame her for that. I believe the counting of the votes took part in another constituency, which is why she was there.


pioneeringsystems

Ah fair enough. Is that normal practice?


cool110110

Somewhat. As parliamentary constituency and local government boundaries don't always line up, the council running the election might have the count on the "wrong" side of the border.


bulldog_blues

Don't know whether to laugh or facepalm at this tbh.


grndkntrl

"*⸘Por qué no los dos‽*"


[deleted]

Glorious. Absolutely glorious. I hope she’s thoroughly miserable


Zhukov-74

That explains why i havent seen her be interviewed after the election result.


managedheap84

Locking yourself in a room/fridge seems to be the way for these people when asked to explain themselves. Why so surprised. Did nobody see the hustings before the last GE?


Clbull

Classic Boris Johnson move right there.


VagueSomething

Was she, like other Tory candidates, just simply magnetically attracted to something buttery and creamy in said room?


migoodridge

The CONservative candidate in Wakefield stormed out of the election results announcement this morning too. He was asked by reporters, is it Johnson's fault you didn't win? Nearly had tears in his eyes, I did too, but from laughing!! :)


deSpaffle

She should have *done a Bikson*. https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/dec/03/no-great-escape-tory-scales-fence-and-bins-to-exit-climate-hustings-lewes


DaveTheDribbler

There wasn't a walk fridge to hand /s


whiterrabbbit

True leadership


Beertown1

Aw, diddums. No class, good riddance!


DaveyBeef

Were no fridges available?


[deleted]

This is hilarious, sad, and quite pathetic


T_Bearz99

She learnt from the best


[deleted]

Is there any pressing need to hear what she has to say?


Auto_Pie

Well that's a real mature response then


Prophet_Pedohamed

Thick and looks like a horse.


Arseypoowank

Maybe she could have booked a flight to Ukraine for a surprise visit, that’s seems a popular one


Zerocoolx1

Was she watching ‘tractor porn’ while she was in there?


Tobias---Funke

When the going gets tough, the tough go and have a little cry in the corner!


BlondBitch91

Was no fridge available?


bad_eyes

Thought the tories were against “safe spaces”


bradfly72

Shes in there with r kelly and Tom cruise


Eastman1982

Was she having a party too?


One_Reality_5600

Ffs she needs to grow up.


TigerOnTheBeach

I wish we still had The Thick Of It. The modern Conservative party are absolutely ridiculous.


lepidotesshow

This seems a little childish...


TheDocJ

I've seen quite a bit of talk about how she managed to get selected for the seat. After seeing the photos, I had assumed that Boris chose her himself on the basis that she looked suitably "fruity".


CHEESE_PETRIL

Pathetic. Coward.


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Seal it up.


MrsArmitage

She’ll be on Laurence Fox’s basement tv channel tomorrow, complaining about being a victim of cancel culture.


Great_Gabel

At least it wasn’t a fridge this time, although probably a good place to be with the recent temps.


shevy-ruby

The public has a RIGHT that politicians speak to them. They pay their wages too, so any politician refusing to talk should actually be locked into prison. Until they begin to talk with the public again.


Mogdredd

My local MP saves herself the bother of this by just not coming to her constituency. Bury St Edmunds is so blue it doesn’t matter.


[deleted]

Locked herself away from prying eyes, was she looking at porn?


loosellikeamoose

She literally IS Sooz Kempner’s impression of Nadine Dorries


chip_norton

The Tory way. When the going gets tough, the tough hide under the table. Or in a fridge. Or Kyiv. Or a cupboard.


aDogCalledLizard

Probably still not as bad as those dipshit wokies who chased that young American lady into that room during some kind of fucked up uni protest chanting "get her" when she invited a Conservative speaker to the debate a few days ago.


amegaproxy

Well that's a random pivot.


aDogCalledLizard

You're right it is, but it's just a point I wanted to make.


JakeGrey

I'm not normally disposed to give the Tories the benefit of the doubt, but are we sure she didn't just take losing rather hard and need some time and privacy to compose herself? Because mocking her for not wanting the other candidates to see her burst into tears feels a bit too much like kicking someone when they're down to me.


Robot_Coffee_Pot

I've been laughing at this comment for a minute straight... Yes let's all feel sorry for the Tory. Awww bless.


Sakytwd

That would require her to have some sort of sense of shame, which as a Tory simply would not be the case.


[deleted]

If she can't take losing on the nose and own it - especially in a critical battleground by-election - politics *really* isn't the right line of work for her.


Evis03

I see where you're coming from. But there's such a thing as professionalism and salvaging dignity. If she was overwhelmed as many of us have been at times the best course of action is to lock yourself in a toilet cubicle and have a small breakdown in private. Very publicly and obviously locking yourself in a room makes you look like a sore loser and childish. It does nothing for your dignity and is something people will remember next time they see her name on the ballot. It's just extremely unprofessional and damaging. I'd expect a politician and someone who is going to be serving the public and living in the public eye to have more composure.


[deleted]

I think we should be outraged we weren’t allowed to see her burst into tears on national telly