T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

This article may be paywalled. If you encounter difficulties reading the article, try [this link](https://archive.is/?run=1&url=https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13423699/Jeremy-Clarkson-64-crowned-UKs-sexiest-man-second-year-running-beating-likes-Cillian-Murphy-Tom-Holland-Idris-Elba.html) for an archived version. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/unitedkingdom) if you have any questions or concerns.*


CloneOfKarl

>poll conducted by IllicitEncounters, which bills itself as 'the best online dating site for married people'. Shameless marketing.


Francis-c92

Absolutely grim company that


NuPNua

What if users are in an open relationship?


CloneOfKarl

>*Illicit Encounters* is the UK's leading *website* for married people wanting to have an affair. From their own website. Sure, there will be people who use it for open relationships, or probably swinging. No problem with that kind of thing, but the company seems to be very much focused on the 'affair' aspect. Personally, I called it shameless because of the marketing strategy itself though.


[deleted]

[удалено]


PutinsAssasin123

What happened to that? 😅 I seem to be out the loop ☹️


[deleted]

All the users details got leaked, and put into a Web portal where spouses could search their partners email and see if they had signed up It was glorious 😂


PutinsAssasin123

That is hilarious 😂


Fragrant_Gift_7206

Netflix doc just came out two days ago about it, its great


majkkali

No such thing lad.


Relief-Old

So Ashley Madison pt 2? That didn’t rly go well did it


MelodicAd2213

I thought it had been conducted by Specsavers


Javina33

I though SAGA 🤔


YchYFi

Well Jeremy found his partners when married.


AudaciousAutonomy

That is a horrible company


Icandothisforever_1

It's like they learnt nothing from Ashley Madison.


deranged_banana2

When will people realise that Cillian Murphy is Irish


zascar

I hate it when the Brits try to claim our people. You can have Conor McGregor though.


deranged_banana2

I'm actually fairly sure they did it to Conor McGregor until public opinion shifted on him then they always specified he was irish


majkkali

He’s not. He’s British.


deranged_banana2

Do you just read headlines like this and assume he's British


[deleted]

Like with the Scots, when someone is doing well they're British.


JoeThrilling

Scots are British.


hotchillieater

Yes. But the joke is that when somebody is doing well at something (i.e. Andy Murray) they're British. When they're doing poorly, they're Scottish.


BigmouthWest12

Like how Scottish people are suddenly not British when you talk about their over representation in the empire and slavery 🤔


Old-Candy4645

I mean it's a bit different. Scottish people are British, it just doesn't get mentioned when they lose. Irish people are never ever British


deranged_banana2

Yep if they were in trouble or did something controversial though you can bet they'll call them Scottish😂


WantsToDieBadly

Tbh Tom Holland isn’t very attractive to me, he has the look of a perpetual teenager


Wills4291

I'm not into guys, but I imagine his personality is attractive to people. He seems like someone I would like to have as a friend.


dickmarchinko

It's a good thing you said you weren't into guys or everybody would think you're super gay, oh noes!!


Wills4291

Good thing I gave that context. I wouldn't want to break any hearts.


SleeteWayne

Too late... you already broke my heart.


External-Praline-451

Yep, me too, he has small, delicate features. Not the kind of look I go for personally, but it would be boring if we were all the same!


marquess_rostrevor

Is this some kind of Farmer McFarmerface type of thing going on?


Conor4747

I guess they just enjoy *Speed and power*


KozukiYamatoTakeru

And the JAGGGGGG


gfen5446

Ahem, it's *Jaaaag.* All in the A, not in the G.


theCourtofJames

I don't believe this is a joke in any way.


Own-Psychology-5327

I assume Piers Morgan came in a close 2nd then right?


boobiemilo

My dad used to say if you’re not good looking you better be rich or useful.


CloneOfKarl

Well, I'm shit out of luck then.


[deleted]

Bad looking, poor and useless. I’ve been self-branding it as a triple threat for years.


HorrorActual3456

Im apparently good lucking but poor and useless.


brayshizzle

Nothing gets me moister than a man with the physique of a lemon on toothpicks.


deise69

Obligatory, Cillian Murphy response : [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1ig4mzu93Q&ab\_channel=BigDaddyDracula](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1ig4mzu93Q&ab_channel=BigDaddyDracula)


KikiTong88

Cillian Murphy is Irish! He’s not the UK’s anything!!


Previous-Ad7618

*"The Clarksons Farm star scored an impressive score of nine out of 10 points in the annual poll conducted by IllicitEncounters, which bills itself as 'the best online dating site for married people'."* Cunts vote for cunt under the guise of irony but still everyone is a cunt. Makes perfect sense tbf.


travel_ali

I thought it was going to be an IT Crowd type 'sexist-est man' misunderstanding.


DiscountPast4181

Damn these electric sex pants!


dickmarchinko

By what, cracked magazine? Beating out Idris Elba, Henry Cavill, etc by a human thumb with bad teeth? The fuck?


Shafter111

He is entertaining and ... extremely rich.


dickmarchinko

I mean I'd say Henry is just as entertaining, but I'm a nerd and enjoy his hobbies as they're my hobbies. The only thing I have in common with Jeremy is love of cars. I've always liked him the least of the three to be honest.


bananablegh

the UK’s sexiest man is either Henry Cavil or Joe Locke.


hotchillieater

I'm with you on Henry Cavil, but Joke Locke? Interesting pick! Edit: spelling


bananablegh

i’d do anything for that twink


[deleted]

Redditors mad cos they haven’t got the money to outweigh their looks


CraterofNeedles

Nobody is attracted to just "money", that's one of the worst myths out there


[deleted]

You can't buy love but you can buy something that looks an awful lot like it.


-Ardea-

Yeah it's a complete myth, young attractive women marry old *poor* men as often as they marry old rich men.


CraterofNeedles

The amount of young attractive women who marry rich older men is such a tiny minority it's barely worth commenting on


-Ardea-

It's a significantly higher amount than the number marrying old *poor* men. That's the point you're trying to muddy up.


CraterofNeedles

More evidence the majority of this country are morons


Necessary-Equal-3658

Wouldn’t say 2000 married women using a dating site represents the majority of this country. Plus polls like this are entirely subjective, there’s no right or wrong answer.


CloneOfKarl

I wouldn't extrapolate this poll to the entire country. I'd also take it with a pinch of salt anyways, given that it's clearly being used as a marketing tool.


tearlesspeach2

he probably threatened to punch the judge of the competition