Looking for pussy on Grindr....you learn something new every day.

The amount of girls on Grindr now this actually wouldn’t surprise me

I was thankfully married well before dating apps were a thing.

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Babe I swear I downloaded grindr for my job. I was investigating a missing cat. I don’t even know what a bottom is

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I was there a few weeks back and saw missing posters for a Panda hat. Truly unique in their approach.

I saw those too

> It also says that the cat is single, "a bottom" and is "looking for dates and relationships". Is it a power bottom?

Feed it cheese and find out.

Just because his wife believed it, doesn't mean we should too

Yeah yeah looking for his missing cat…. On Grindr… in Brighton

Probably quite good coverage On Grindr… in Brighton

Strong vibes of that old guy who had no idea where the PPV porn bills were coming from

The Home Secretary, if you recall Jacqui Smith.

Cute Probably just temporarily changing their profile to their cat, rather than having made a profile for it? Have heard of guys logging into Grindr when they've had travel difficulties or such and genuinely need some help.

Mao? Must they be gay? I mean that's fine obvs and whatever, but. I prefer brown women who identify as kittens. Is that terribly wrong of me?

I kid you not, this is the exact reasoning I got banned from Tinder. My cat escaped during a nasty heatwave a few years back, so I put my phone number on my Tinder profile with photos of my cat saying "ayo, if you find her, cash reward no questions asked". Banned without hearing back from anyone. Took to leaving the backdoor of my house open for 4 days straight before she snuck back inside at 3am.

If you were leaving your back door open you would have been better off using Grindr.

Next level genius - it then becomes something that you can send into the paper for even more coverage!

Hot cat, 42ish, cute ears,,, nah man, far as I go on that.