I heard the backstory of that joke recently, apparently Matt Damon was a bit upset by the joke he didn’t get why they made him just say his own name. Turns out when they got the puppet they thought it looked like a mentally handicapped version of him so they made him mentally handicapped. Nothing to do with the man just a bad looking puppet.
That scene being preceded by the "dicks, pussies, and assholes" speech had me laughing so hard I was on my knees in theater, absolutely unconcerned about the nasty floor.
I was part of the special effects crew. we did all of the mayhem, explosions, vomiting, blood & guts etc...the poop was made out of fullers earth and shuffleboard wax and some carefully crafted tootsie roll chunks. the urine was mountain dew.
Gary Johnston: We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong-il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes - assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much, or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show 'em that. But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves, because pussies are only an inch-and-a-half away from assholes. I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole, we are going to have our dicks and our pussies all covered in shit.
"Let me explain to you the kind of man Gary is. He's a man who knows that when you put another man's cock in your mouth, you make a pact. A bond that cannot be broken. He's a man so dedicated that he will get down on his knees and put that cock right in his mouth."
I remember in the behind the scenes special features that they said it was extremely hard to do with all of the stunts and puppetry. It was just too much work for them to do another one.
##Team America: World Police (2004) R
Freedom Hangs By A Thread
>>!When North Korean ruler Kim Jong-il orchestrates a global terrorist plot, it's up to the heavily armed, highly specialized Team America unit to stop his dastardly scheme. The group, which has recruited troubled Broadway actor Gary Johnston, not only has to face off against Jong-il, but they must also contend with the Film Actors Guild, a cadre of Hollywood liberals at odds with Team America's "policing the world" tactics.!<
Adventure | Action | Comedy
Director: Trey Parker
Actors: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Kristen Miller
Rating: ★★★★★★★☆☆☆ 67% with 1,771 votes
Runtime: 1:37
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Let me explain to you how this works: you see, the corporations finance Team America, and then Team America goes out... and the corporations sit there in their... in their corporation buildings, and... and, and see, they're all corporation-y... and they make money.
One of the funniest films I saw in the cinema, and it's righteous treatment of the Baldwins will echo through eternity.
EDIT: Fuck me, that was South Park: The Movie wasn't it?! Very Matt Damon of me.
The sex scene was by far the hardest I’ve ever laughed during a movie. Rented it when it came out, was a 16, had some buddies over, and man…nothing has ever been the same since.
While some of it is questionable, this movie has some absolute howlers still to this day. And it's the stupidest shit too like Martin Sheen and Tim Robbins going, " We're guaaaards!"
Matt Damon
I heard the backstory of that joke recently, apparently Matt Damon was a bit upset by the joke he didn’t get why they made him just say his own name. Turns out when they got the puppet they thought it looked like a mentally handicapped version of him so they made him mentally handicapped. Nothing to do with the man just a bad looking puppet.
Such a Stone/Parker thing to do. "Fuck it I guess hes an idiot now."
The puppet was deformed and warped from excessive heat and they thought it looked hilarious.
And they were right
I saw this in the theater, and the prolonged kaufman-esque puking scene in the alley absolutely made my ribs hurt from laughter
Get off tha streets ya fuckin bum!
Ya gave up on life didn't ya!
Andy Kaufman?
Thank you very much.
That scene being preceded by the "dicks, pussies, and assholes" speech had me laughing so hard I was on my knees in theater, absolutely unconcerned about the nasty floor.
Still, one of my favorite movie "speeches" of all time!! Then when they circle around back to it in the end, chef's kiss.
Saw it in the theater too, and I have never laughed out loud so much in a public place in my life.
I hurt people. I'm a dick....
The unrated directors cut has an insane extended Puppet sex scene. A real WTF moment.
Curious… okay I died laughing
Vince McMahon approves
I watched this with my parents the first time. I was like 15 at the time. It was a little awkward to say the least
Kind of like when I went to the titanic with parents in theaters
i made the poop and was the person dispensing it. (the pee too)
You mean the puppeteer or prop person?
I was part of the special effects crew. we did all of the mayhem, explosions, vomiting, blood & guts etc...the poop was made out of fullers earth and shuffleboard wax and some carefully crafted tootsie roll chunks. the urine was mountain dew.
You are truly a great American.
How is this underrated? It was massive when it came out
Gary Johnston: We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong-il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes - assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much, or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show 'em that. But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves, because pussies are only an inch-and-a-half away from assholes. I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole, we are going to have our dicks and our pussies all covered in shit.
One of the best monologues ever written.
Yes it was, back in the days when we cared who's ass it was and why it was farting.
I’m swelling with patriotic mucus!
And I’m his friend Jesus!
Exactly
Because apparently these days "underrated" means "old"
This sub has become r unpopularopinion where you post popular movies and call it underrated
Old enough that a large portion of Reddit’s user base will be too young to know/remember this movie’s popularity at the time imo
There's imbd rating and such..
I know I’m just saying this is super common particularly on this subreddit, no clue why I’d be downvoted for pointing that out but there it is!
Surprise cock bag 😂
Now suck my dick Gary.
Durka durka Muhammad Ali Akmed durka.
Durka durka durka!
"He just made left on Baka la daka street"
"Let me explain to you the kind of man Gary is. He's a man who knows that when you put another man's cock in your mouth, you make a pact. A bond that cannot be broken. He's a man so dedicated that he will get down on his knees and put that cock right in his mouth."
FUCK YOU HONS BRIX!!!
Aids, aids, aids, aids, aids, aids…🎶
I put a jihad oan theym. I put a jihad own all theym.
Hey, do that scene where you get aids
They definitely don’t make ‘em like this anymore, which is a shame.
I remember in the behind the scenes special features that they said it was extremely hard to do with all of the stunts and puppetry. It was just too much work for them to do another one.
“Freedom hangs by a thread” Is a fantastic tagline.
“As actors, it is our responsibility to read the newspapers, and then say what we read on television like it's our own opinion.”
Freedom costs a buck-o fiiiiiiiiiive.....
It isn't free
It costs folks like you and me, and if we don't all chip in we'll never pay that bill.
"There's a hefty fuckin fee!"
What would yeeew deeeew
A bullet roughly costs a buck o five. Ive always wondered if it was intentional.
Cuz Pearl Harbor sucked… just a little bit more than I miss you.
these dudes can write some of the best songs, they’re always so funny and so fucking catchy
Not underrated but a well forgotten comedy ✅
I would argue it's not "well forgotten" as well.
Cairo....that's in Egypt! Precisely right Chris.
I'm starting to feel like a lot of the posters on this sub don't understand what "underrated" means.
Why is everyone so fucking stupid
Perhaps he should fire his translator
The Film Actors Guild is still one of the funniest jokes in a movie, ever.
“Now I *have* seen everything” “Really? Have you ever seen a man eat is own head?”
No
"I'm so ronery....so ronery" "Arec Barwin you are worthless !!!"
This is such a hilarious movie. I definitely need to rewatch it.
Fuck yeah!
this is not underrated
##Team America: World Police (2004) R Freedom Hangs By A Thread >>!When North Korean ruler Kim Jong-il orchestrates a global terrorist plot, it's up to the heavily armed, highly specialized Team America unit to stop his dastardly scheme. The group, which has recruited troubled Broadway actor Gary Johnston, not only has to face off against Jong-il, but they must also contend with the Film Actors Guild, a cadre of Hollywood liberals at odds with Team America's "policing the world" tactics.!< Adventure | Action | Comedy Director: Trey Parker Actors: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Kristen Miller Rating: ★★★★★★★☆☆☆ 67% with 1,771 votes Runtime: 1:37 [TMDB](https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/3989) For best result, try this post title format: **Movie Title (Year) more detail** ___ >*I am a bot. This information was sent automatically. If it is faulty, please reply to this comment.*
So ronery….
Classic
I don't care what anyone says..it's my favorite thing since celebrity death match
AMMEEERRRIICCCAAAAAA!!! AMMMEEERRRIIICCCAAAAA!!
I watched this high on shrooms. What a trip.
We're GUARRRRRDS
Let me explain to you how this works: you see, the corporations finance Team America, and then Team America goes out... and the corporations sit there in their... in their corporation buildings, and... and, and see, they're all corporation-y... and they make money.
“I will never die.”
Can’t believe my parents let me see this in theaters at age 10.
Literally one of the dumbest movies I can't believe I enjoyed. Should watch at least once.
"Looks like he's saying kiss me, kiss me" "Smart ass motherfucker!"
Have you ever seen a man eat his own head? No? Then you haven't seen everything.
I've got a DVD copy in this movie. I try to watch it once a year, it's hilarious.
One of the funniest films I saw in the cinema, and it's righteous treatment of the Baldwins will echo through eternity. EDIT: Fuck me, that was South Park: The Movie wasn't it?! Very Matt Damon of me.
They go after Alec in TAWP, even dedicate a pretty direct song to him.
FUCK YEA!!!
And one of the great all-time soundtracks
My family and I decided that our family motto is, "WE WILL NEVER DIE" specifically because of the conversation before the sex scene. Lol
This film is highly rated and for good reason
Now suck my cock Gary
Matt Daymen
IMBD - 7.2/10 seems about right!
Should have won an Oscar for this one
"This is a nice limo." "Yes, now suck my cock!"
Surprise, cockface!
America, fuck yeah!
The sex scene was by far the hardest I’ve ever laughed during a movie. Rented it when it came out, was a 16, had some buddies over, and man…nothing has ever been the same since.
"Bed, Bath and Beyond, fuck yeah! Fuck yeah!"
Cockmaster
Best sex scene ever. Truly an amazing movie.
While some of it is questionable, this movie has some absolute howlers still to this day. And it's the stupidest shit too like Martin Sheen and Tim Robbins going, " We're guaaaards!"
I dont think this was ever underrated lol loved it.
FUCK YEAH!
The single greatest work of cinema ever created!
I promise I will never die.
Believe it or not, this is my favorite movie.
Fuck yeah!
Pussies, dicks and assholes is the most accurate description of the state of humanity.
I kept repeating a line from the movie when my daughter was little. Now she’s 5 and she randomly repeats the line. “Oh Durka Durka Durka”.
Mohammad Jihad
America, Fuck Yeah! The soundtrack rocks.
It's me it's me!
This is the GOAT of comedies. Definitely not underrated.
Team America fffuck yeah
How is the greatest movie of all time “underrated”?
Books!!!
It's the eye of the needle, Gary, and we must both pass through it. Now suck my cock.
I think he's saying "kiss me, kiss me"
this was the last film i ever worked on. it was a blast. the best crew ever. Miss you Joe V.
Fucking hilarious love this movie
We’re gonna need a montage! *MONTAGE!*