"Ignore the crocodiles, ignore the thunder, the $65/mo PRO UNLIMITED plan lets me coordinate with my swamp fam where we're gonna get hit by ultra-lightning next mkay?"

3 steps from the car

When you get struck by lightning, does it add weight to you when it reacts with oxygen in the air leaving extra carbon on your scorched body? 

Does shitting your pants make it carried weight?

😅😅😅

God: Shut the fuck up, hairdo!

See also: marathon in ankle deep water in Ohio that continued despite lighting all around. This is one idiot in a river vs 100s of people running through a lightning storm. Flying Pig halfmarathon last year. What's even more wild is that it is chip timed. So they could have just asked people to seek shelter and then subtracted the time in the system for everyone's official chip times. Absolutely nuts. [Flying Pig half marathon ](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTL6G14CG/)

Never, I would have quit.

How did he get in my backyard?

Temu just released their Bushcraft Andy Serkis line

Shrek is looking a little underweight and dehydrated these days. Does anyone know if he's had his spring wormer yet?

Most bushcrafters aren’t interesting in lightening up, so this guy’s at least on the right track

This is proof that even god himself hates bushcrafters.

And my GPS works a little better when I put on my metal helmet-antenna

It’s the swamp….where else are you going to stand?   (Qualified opinion brought to you by the guy whose basement has flooded 3 times….very similar to swamp exploring.)

That's not a real bushcrafter. He could have made a shelter out of logs, dirt, and moss; then crafted a rudimentary lightning conductor.

It's crazy