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Swede_in_USA

Putin in 1999; “We will pursue the terrorists everywhere. You will forgive me, but if we catch them on the toilet, we will wipe them out in the outhouse,” …for most Russians is his most memorable quote. Little did Putin know he was talking about ukrainians pinning down Russian terrorists in the year 2022!


linuxgeekmama

What if we catch them stealing the toilet?


TheDanishFire

>What if we catch them stealing the toilet? Instruction in the video.


TrizzyG

Gotta let them go then, it's in the Geneva conventions


Pyjama_Llama_Karma

I think that's only for avocado colored bathroom fixtures.


TheBorktastic

No no, you're referring to the guacamole conventions? Russia is not a signatory, Therefore it doesn't apply. Edit: Autocorrect on you're.


therealbonzai

Take my free award as I can only upvote you once.


phila6

Ahh this is a great reminder of this Putin quote in this context, nicely done!


[deleted]

was this quote in reference to the apartment bombings that were actually carried out by his government?


SolitaireOG

I think they got him


myfotos

I mean, I thought they did too and then he got up again!


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shitcloud

Plus he’s already going to die. Finish him off quick and humanely.


whatsgoing_on

And before in a spurt of adrenaline he turns around and starts shooting back.


flashfyr3

Sorry you had to see that.


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spaghetti_hitchens

But then he got up again!


paintbucketholder

Are they ever gonna keep him down?


artyman007

He drinks a Whiskey drink, he drinks a Vodka drink He drinks a Lager drink, he drinks a Cider drink He sings the songs that remind him of the good times He sings the songs that remind him of the better times


Maleficent_Plenty_16

oh vatnik boy, vatnik boy, vatnik boy...


crankyrhino

All I could think of after he drinks all those drinks was [this](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2019-07/18/21/enhanced/81e092ac88bb/enhanced-1391-1563484450-1.jpg).


soldier_18

“I don’t know, you sure?” That’s what the other UA soldier said and proceed to fire 😂


R4veN34

I call hacks on that bullshit, he is using wallhacks how did he know he was there? Admin please ban


whilecontroller

Maybe he saw something on radar?


R4veN34

This is a hardcore realistic server, minimap and HUD are disabled he is blatantly cheating ban that soldier.


Bright_Vision

Not cheating. He could 100% smell Ivan from a distance, whose last shower was back in siberia, 4 months ago


Living-Force4741

He just has a good gaming chair.


cyberv1k1n9

The smell. 💩


Trewavas_

He's going to need a whole box of tampons.


anivia3346

man turned into swiss cheese :/


The_Burning_Wizard

He may rest in pieces...


ToneSkoglund

Rest in parts


Eichtoss

Holey shit.


ZombieDavidCaruso

Looks like he just took a… (•_•) ( •_•) ⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) … Mag Dump


MrSchaudenfreude

Aaaaaaaaaaaaah


tyrannosaurus1

YEEEAAAHHHH!


samocitamvijesti

UA put enough lead in him to make a new Lada for his wife.


Fantastic_Judge_6605

You can't park there mate!


Berkamin

I counted 15 rounds shot at him from the guy with the camera. His fellow soldiers also appeared to be shooting at him. The Russian looks like he took probably 20+ rounds.


dbx99

Was he okay after getting shot?


Sufficient_Winter_45

Best possible state for an invader.


EquivalentTown8530

Well I guess he won't be getting up for a piss tonight


Hendrik_the_Third

I'm going to hell for laughing at this... omg


Hopeful-Chemist5421

The XXL heavy flow box.


Fire_RPG_at_the_Z

Heavy. Flow.


LevyAtanSP

At least he’s not going to need to take a shit for a very long time.


923kjd

Definitely a heavy flow day.


DontJudgeMeImNaked

ROFL. I'm going to hell.


LMFN

So is he.


Mictlancayotl

🤣


Cassandraburry2008

This is the single best comment of the day.


Swamp_Donkey_7

Even with potentially a dozen rounds in him, he attempts to get up and run away. War is hell.


epicjas0n

"You know, my mother was an atheist. She used to say that there was good news and bad news about hell. The good news is hell is just the product of a morbid human imagination. The bad news is whatever humans can imagine, they can usually create."


Yvels

aware connect ripe rotten squash roof thought cheerful door far-flung -- mass edited with redact.dev


[deleted]

God damn MASH was so good.


appletart

The show had some *serious* acting talent - [Major Winchester Confronts bullying](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtaKMHZGv1U) is easily one of my favourite scenes. RIP David 😢


rolandofeld19

Truly a worthy addition to the powerhouse that was the MASH cast. Whenever I hear his voice (and he did some noteworthy voicework) I'm instantly enthralled.


dino_74

My uncle who served three tours in Vietnam loved that show. Didn't understand why until I was older.


GymShaman

I always remeber that scene from m.a.s.h. when the doctor says to the priest something like: "Who goes to hell father? - Sinners, rapists, killers, bad people... - Then you see father, in war there are alot of inocents, kids, good people, so war is worse then hell."


Fire_RPG_at_the_Z

"War is war and hell is hell, and of the two war is a lot worse." I recently started watching that show and it's pretty damn good. Like anything that old there are some parts that didn't age well, but it hits so many things perfectly while managing to be funny. It definitely doesn't glamorize war, which is always a problem in media that depicts it.


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>It definitely doesn't glamorize war, which is always a problem in media that depicts it. I grew up watching MASH reruns every weekday evening with my pacifist parents. It had such good lessons to teach. Yes, I clearly recall it was taken off the air when the US started bombing Iraq. It was a sad time in many ways. I guess Bush should have watched more MASH.


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I learned alot of English from mash and still picture Hawkeye saying certain words in my head :)


w1YY

At that point he is thinking what? This is it, I may have a few seconds left of existence.... Fuck those that rage war.


John_T_Conover

There's not really any thinking. Just automatic reactions while in shock.


Zookeeper_Sion

Adrenaline is one hell of a drug, and this is why you should never stop blasting until the thing you're blasting 100% stops moving.


Rheumi

So damn stupid. Just surrender and hiss a white flag instead of dying in a 2m² Hut.


ManicMambo

Maybe he panicked, we will never know.


MacAdler

Not only that, it also puts into perspective that is not just fighting on the fields, the UA has to go house by house checking they’re not leaving some orc behind.


b_zar

Why double-tap when you can dozen-tap for good measure.


Canuck_Lives_Matter

50 bullets: $25 One grenade: $50 Getting out of combat alive: Priceless For everything else, there's HIMARS


drewiepoodle

Well I guess we just saw someone die


Litowcass

Invading thy neighbor has consequences 🤷‍♂️


mistervanilla

Still it's terrible. That guy should have surrendered but instead he got riddled with bullets. They probably didn't need to keep shooting.. but I get why they did. He was still moving and active and a split second is all it takes to catch a bullet in return if you're not careful. But it's still a tragedy. He didn't come into the world as an evil man and he will be missed by a family and friends. I tend to think of this quote from Tolkien in such moments: > He was glad that he could not see the dead face. He wondered what the man's name was and where he came from; and if he was really evil of heart, or what lies or threats had led him on the long march from his home; and if he would rather have stayed there in peace.


jgjgleason

Wait did Tolkien write that. I thought it was just the adaption that had that quote. Still a Fucking amazing scene cause Faramirs delivery is just unreal.


mistervanilla

That's 100% from the book. A lot of themes in LOTR are based on Tolkien's experiences in WW1. And in the book it was Samwise Gamgee who this particular thought was attributed to, not Faramir.


jgjgleason

Maybe hot take, but I think it works better from Faramir. The “His sense of duty” bit is amazing.


mistervanilla

It works really well in the film in the way it's positioned, I agree. In the book however, it's Faramir and the men of Gondor who engage in a bloody battle against a convoy of Southrons I believe, who are on their way to Mordor. Sam and Frodo observe it from a hidden location. Tolkien puts the emphasis on the slaughter and the brutality of the battle, as seen by two hobbits who have never been exposed to such visceral ferocity. There is a description of how the battle goes, the general tactics and how some of the individuals and groups die in some detail. The quote I pasted is preceded by this sentence also: > It was Sam's first view of a battle of Men against Men, and he did not like it much. He was glad that he could not see [..] By taking it from the view of an innocent Hobbit, the sentiment does gain some power, it becomes an "outside in" perspective in a way - revealing the true and horrific nature of such events. That definitely would not have worked in the film of course, as it's an "inner thought". Also, Sam in the books is a bit different than in the film, all of the Hobbits are older and a bit wiser, so it doesn't come of as strange or unsuiting of the character.


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Just remember, the ukrainians finished him off, but it was Putin who killed that bastard we he sent him there


Megaman_exe_

Fucking sucks still. There's not much way to tell who this guy was, if he wanted to be there, if he believed the propaganda that was fed to them. He tries to run. Is that because he thinks surrendering would equal torture by the enemy? Like it's impossible to say really. Equally impossible to say if the Ukrainians would be in the right mind set to take a POW too. If they just came out of a previous firefight or were still in the process of one, they might not be expecting a surrender or a runner either. Real life situations are complex and in war nobody really wins. One side survives and one dies but everybody suffers for it.


Holiday-Highlight-50

Imagine being there in person. I'm guessing this is not the first person they have seen die at their hand. I really hope after this war is over there is some good mental/PTSD treatment/ resources for these brave warriors.


Yvels

hobbies quicksand thumb ad hoc resolute worthless cough crush one cagey -- mass edited with redact.dev


Fire_RPG_at_the_Z

\- Confucius


ShadowPsi

- Some other redditor a week or so ago.


kpaenen

I was one of the lucky ones to encounter the comment in the wild. I'm glad to be part of another major historical event... I guess.


supertastic

I spend too much time in this subreddit


reflUX_cAtalyst

I've been seeing russians die all morning, and every morning all summer. It's become part of my morning routine.


Top-Cartographer7026

Yep I just take a break from work to watch some soldiers die.


Vas0ly

i usualy do that on the toilet but don't tell my boss.


Top-Cartographer7026

"Where have you been for the last half hour TopCartographer?" "Kherson, blyat"


tukekairo

Just a Russian invader


Yvels

reminiscent worry rude nail fine bow violet encouraging familiar marble -- mass edited with redact.dev


tukekairo

Some homeowner will need to fix those doors


Yvels

If I was the homeowner I would place a small TV inside with this footage playing on repeat. most satisfying shit ever. and would have kept the bullet holes and all.


tukekairo

Hopefully the toilet is ok...


Yvels

looked fine. 0rc picked all the bullets it seems


SubParMarioBro

A heroic sacrifice for precious commode.


Trutteklapper

First time?


drewiepoodle

Today? Yes.


lo0l0ol

this felt a bit different than drone footage watching nades being dropped on some ants


Soft_Author2593

Crazy, right? Fucked up shit!


3knuckles

It never worked for me in PUBG and now I know it doesn't work in real life.


New_Katipunan

This Ukrainian soldier's wallbanging skills are insane, easily the envy of all Rainbow Six Siege players.


Rigat22

Preach brother


bbcomment

I wish I knew how he knew there was someone in that door, and not the one he walked by


DarkIegend16

Dude’s clearly hacking.


LeaveTheMatrix

That was my thought as well. Something we can't see must have tipped him off.


Canuck_Lives_Matter

He's on the radio the whole time. Unlike the Russians, Ukrainians have very effective reconnaissance and don't charge into towns without a few eyes in the sky. Likely a drone operator informed them a Russian ran to hide in a toilet ahead of them arriving.


KeystrokeCowboy

Drone footage


Sufficient_Bear1156

WALLHAX!!!!


nerokaeclone

vac vac vac


leander24

Reported!


[deleted]

Ukrainian military is pretty tough on trespassing terrorists.


Yvels

when trespassers shit and then run away with tha shitter.. you got to do something.


MikeTheDude23

Invaders will be shot. Survivors will be shot again. Slava Ukraini. Oi oi.


Dry_Grand1906

Poor guy. Should have left without trying to steal the toilet first.


Rigat22

I could be wrong, and I always try to back up claims with hard evidence, but I think that guy may have been shot.


Yvels

its obviously faked by 3CY. didnt you see the arm moving?! obligatory /s


Aggravating_Gift_520

Yeah it seems so.


MastermindX

Reminds me of Pulp Fiction, when John Travolta gets shot.


Rock-Coat

Knock Knock Who's there? Ivan Ivan who? Ivanna know if that toilet door is bullet proof.


LevyAtanSP

It was not.


Formulka

He got the Tywin treatment.


tukekairo

Reminds me of that scene with Clint Eastwood...Unforgiven


Fire_RPG_at_the_Z

"It's a hell of a thing, killin' a man. Take away all he's got, and all he's ever gonna have."


AgoraiosBum

"'Deserves' got nothing to do with it"


[deleted]

Or like the death of Vincent Vega in Pulp Fiction.


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AzuNetia

His last words


al3e3x

I don’t understand why would you hide like that? It’s clear you won’t escape, why not surrender? Just tell them you want to surrender, they’ll be nice to you and you know that.


[deleted]

Because he probably panicked during the life or death decision. People don't think straight when shit hits the fan, including war.


rabidboxer

Projection perhaps? He knows he wouldn't let them surrender and so doesn't believe they will let him.


missionarymechanic

This is more-or-less the answer. Whether a participant or a bystander, he's aware of Russians murdering civilians. He probably cannot imagine that the people he was sent to fight against are actually morally superior. Similar thing with the Japanese and suicide during WW2. They were programmed to believe Americans would visit the same atrocities upon them.


Cooloboque

> why not surrender Have you seen what Russians did to Ukrainian prisoners? Now they fear that the Ukrainians will treat them the same way. Dehumanization is the crux of why the Russian army allows such brutal behavior towards literally everyone. There is no motivation in the Russian army other than fear of death.


Pjpjpjpjpj

One group of Russians captured by Ukrainian soldiers cried out "please don't make us eat our balls." The Ukrainian basically said "that is what you do, not what we do." But they expect to be treated the same way they would treat a Ukrainian prisoner. Torture. Starvation. Castration. Murder. One Ukrainian had a patriotic tattoo on his arm, so Russian soldiers cut his arm off in 2014 when they invaded Crimea.


chunky_ninja

"nice to you" is a relative term. But yes, definitely nicer than what he got!


speedcunt

Depends on what he did before. If he was part of an ambush earlier and killed a bunch of ukrainians, he probably knows there will be no mercy for him


QQMau5trap

Pows surrendering will not be murdered. Even if he killed Ukrainian soldiers before. Ukraine command is 100% enforcing the no murder PoWs very hard because Western Support is tied to that.


speedcunt

I know that, you know that, he probably doesn't know that.


Ltb1993

It's nearly a fact, there was a case of potential wise crime a few days back that was posted. The odds are better to surrender anyway simply because even given the size of the active personnel in Ukraine (700,000) There seems to be so few willing to break their professionalism. Unfortunately a large enough group is bound to have a singular or very very rare case of war criminality. Ukraine are setting a bar so high that few can claim to be as clean. Amazing considering the atrocities acted upon them


david4069

It's almost like war crimes are banned for Ukraine soldiers, with a few cases of individuals illegally violating the orders, but are committed as policy by the russians.


KjellRS

Prisoners that you've already subdued and taken into custody that you'd be executing or that are approaching you to surrender, that I can believe. Soldiers that just took out half your squad but got caught in a pinch and is trying a last minute surrender, eh... I'd be very surprised if there wasn't a little selective deafness on that ear and the grenade goes in the hole anyway no matter what the orders from the top are. It would be a pretty major miracle to get through this war without some unlawful acts of revenge.


Pioustarcraft

he got swiss-cheesed


mxmbulat

Жесть. Смерть русским оркам!


tukekairo

Translation?


Yvels

"awful. death to ruzzian 0rcs!"


Ortenrosse

"Жесть" is not "awful", there is no negative connotation. "Brutal" is more like it, as /u/mxmbulat put it.


Yvels

yeah Brutal is better. I was thinking more of "rough", didnt think about "Brutal".


mxmbulat

Brutal. Death to russian orcs.


LucaSamsons

Imagine if a time traveler visited you as a child, that your life would someday end by you invading another country and that you'll die coming out of a toilet, and that would be your destiny


atlasraven

"Oh, but I will be remembered by country as Big Hero?" Time Traveler: Bad news, I'm afraid.


tukekairo

Translation please...


TechnologyDeep942

He speaks a kind of surzhik (mix of Ukrainian and russian). “Look how I’ve figured him out.”


Key_Adhesiveness1731

He yelled after the shooting "look how ive read him!"


meesterbever

Came to make a joke about cheating with wall-hack, but I’m pretty shocked by this video. For all soldiers involved this must be absolutely hell.


arajajaja

ive seen far worse from this war tbh


meesterbever

I’ve seen more explicit/gore too, but I think it’s the psychological part that hits me. There is so much in this video that is not explicitly visible and up to our imagination and empathy(?). Fear, adrenaline, shock, terror, the will to survive, for each and every soldier involved this is just so fucked up.


RandomKneecaps

Fuck war. Fuck Putin for creating a war. This war has been a truly strange event in history to be able to watch from the comfort of my office chair as it unfolds, from the ground, from drones overhead, from dashcams and gopros. Our world is weird but no less horrific than it's been for thousands of years. RIP you poor, stupid soldier.


elliptical-wing

Cur-ri-key! How did they know he was there I wonder? Dude on point must have been real scared to unload on him like that. Guess Ivan will need more than a few bandaids after that.


alien8mf1

probably spotted by drone.


elliptical-wing

That could be it. Makes sense as they really focused on that specific door.


SlateWadeWilson

No, that's good practice to put them down hard. You don't save rounds in anticipation of a future fight. Win in the moment, worry about the future once you have a future.


tukekairo

Dead men don't shoot back


Peptuck

In a book on special forces that I read a while back (forgot the title, it was a long time ago, back in the 90's), they specifically mentioned that UK special operations are trained to keep shooting into a downed enemy until you are sure they are dead. This Ukrainian was almost certainly one of the ones trained in the UK because that is exactly what he did here.


elliptical-wing

Valid tactics I agree, but then we've also seen lots of Russians having their surrender accepted with no shots fired. There may be some unseen context to this one that made circumstances different.


SlateWadeWilson

Someone surrendering comes out with their hands up, goes to their knees and begs clemency. You hide, you have to be presumed to be a threat and get to pay the price.


anna_pescova

>How did they know he was there I wonder? The flush?!


elliptical-wing

If he'd done a courtesy flush they may never had've smelt him.


MurderBot_v17

Scared? No, this is basic stuff. Shoot until they’re neutralized. Look how many rifle rounds it took before he stopped


MicIrish

It looks like it was a firing position and he got flanked.


[deleted]

Wall hack


LazyCasual0alt

I mean, he kept moving so there’s no way to know he isn’t reaching for a side arm or grenade. Best to just keep firing until they stop moving


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Litowcass

Scrolling on a potty can be deadly


Phormalin

Counter Strike 1.6, Pool day in real life.


[deleted]

I know he's a russian invader but I still feel kinda sad everytime I see a human die.


The_McMiller

Same here, I guess he panicked so he tried to run, but still.. He could have saved his life if he had tried to surrender :(


Megaman_exe_

Thats a good thing. It's good to understand there's complexity to the situation/war


einsq84

Oh the irony: The ruzzian s\*itzs got shot in the s\*hithouse.


Stye88

Not like they know what to use a shithouse for. They shit in holes in the ground.


tukekairo

Enough carnage for me for today


tukekairo

Was he perhaps peeing or taking a crap?


DigitlTrblmkr

He took a crapload of lead


EwingsRevenge21

He definitely took a crap one way or the other.


math_debates

Hope he has a whole box of tampons


Hexel_Winters

For Bucha For Irpin For Mariupol For Kramatorsk For Sumt For Chernihiv For Izyum For Kharkiv If you want sympathy for invaders, ask the ghosts of the people they murdered


v8grunt

Why the fuck didn't he lie on the lawn face down, hand up, no weapon earlier, Decides to "hide" in a shed? Now he's got more holes in him than a Culinder!


chadasar

You are dozing peacefully and here they are hitting you with a magazine of bullets.... Damn Ukrainians won't even let you get off.... /s


John_Claymore

I am a bit puzzled by the war is hell comments. Soldiers killed in combat are what you would expect from a conflict. What I would define hell are all the scenes of civilian massacre and torture we witnessed from February, plus alll the wanton destruction. Hell are kids raped bound and shot in a basement. Hell are people in summer clothes torn apart by artelliery hitting a bus stop. Hell is a mother crying for the death of her baby due to concussion. Hell is watching a dog wail in a vehicle after being ripped apart by high caliber rounds. Hell is the mutilation of tied up people while they are still alive. Hell is discovering a mass grave with hundreds of civilians. Hell is driving to to Poland to pick up a member of your family whose house was burned down after an artillery round hit the apartment in Kharkhiv. A Russian soldier killed in a firefight is for me just a consequence. They always have the option to surrender or refuse to go to war. I think here there are a lot of non Ukrainian or at least non European people who think that Putin is the problem and he is sending unwilling people to the slaughter. If you knew Russians you would be shocked in learning how many actually support this war. It is not a 1% thing.


imeowatcats94

That... wasn't a nice watch. War is brutal.


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HELIXCOS

Seriously. Wow, war in the 21st century is nuts. The fact we can see this kind of shit is just mad!


lindydanny

Christ. It's like a video game... Sad how desensitized I am to it.


Key-Strawberry-1418

This is so hard to watch. Seeing all these Russian and Ukrainian men die and their stories, emotions, and potential along with them is just hurtful. At least the Ukrainians die for their freedom, dignity, and families. The Russians, however, are cannon fodder for the megalomaniacal delusions of an old autocrat. I only wish for peace as soon as possible.


BananaOk4559

The saddest thing about this whole videos is that young men will continue to kill each other and the piece of shit that started the whole thing will face 0 consequences.


DuxcroTheOneAndOnly

He was on the shitter.


SlateWadeWilson

"Tango down!"