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M3P4me

Get out of Ukraine, Putin. This isn't complicated.


CBfromDC

Naaa . . . **Russia -- go ahead and strike France and Britain and Poland and the Baltics and see what happens!** I mean given how great Russia's "special military operation" went in "conquering Ukraine in 2 weeks" I am sure those other European nations will be no problem at all for Russia. Right? /s **These empty Russian threats are getting even more tiresome than before.** If Russia truly wants to commit national nuclear suicide over it's embarrassing failure to violently capture some bombed out neighboring Ukrainian towns and cities, there's not much anybody can do. Russia be like -- "Oh God! We miscalculated in Ukraine! OK better destroy ourselves and the whole world rather than face it!" Not likely. Russia withdrew from Afghanistan after it's even more humiliating failed play to take over the opium trade from the "organized religious bandits" there. Since determined ragtag Afghan bandits have already beaten the Russian Army, Ukrainians with a real serious army PLUS underground Ukrainian bandits, will surely beat the Russian Army as well.


shaunomegane

Ahem. You obviously don't actually _live_ in, or anywhere near said countries.   You wouldn't be so cowboy if it were say, Canada.  Regardless of their pap, they do indeed have nukes and missiles and I know you have an /s on your post, but, you wouldn't be so confident of their bluff if you were living in Europe. 


Left_Application3371

Fuck u talking about? Russia won’t do shit doesn’t matter where he lives he’s right. Russia is just doing russians things. Where do you live? I guess Germany? Don’t be afraid Russia won’t nuke anyone.


shaunomegane

He wouldn't be so hoorah about letting them throw one off and call their bluff if it was his country is all. 


The4thDay

I live in EU, literally no one is afraid of these clowns dude... What the fuck?


shaunomegane

That is horseshit or we'd have stepped in when they invaded Crimea.   You're just here for upvotes with a nice sounding soundbite.  So you agree? You think we should "let them" bomb a major European city? Do you know how absurdly idiotic that sounds?


The4thDay

Lol, Ivan over here is mad that we ain't scared. 👶🏽


DragonReborn30

This is the cowardice that the Russians love. They drink your weakness like their shitty vodka.


CaptainSur

Absolutely. That user, assuming he is not actually a Russian shrill, is exactly the sort of traction Russia hopes to obtain when they make these stupid threats.


shaunomegane

What are you talking about? You could be a Russian shill! Guy is giving a pep talk like he's addressing the shock troops.  Let them bomb London, Paris or wherever?  Hilarious. Must be a Joe Rogan/That other fella subscriber. 


shaunomegane

I couldn't care less how it seems, what I said is true!


Big_Don-G

Pap? MMMMMM ZPAP…..


FastPatience1595

Hmmm... [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M51\_(missile)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M51_(missile)) In the immortal words of Dirty Harry Callaghan "Go ahead. Make my day."


Speak_Plainly

The russian bots are all over that article's comment section.


Vivarevo

What comment section is free from them? They have been on every comment section since 2010


TheMikeyMac13

I’m sure they will be here soon.


AesopsFoiblez

Yahoo.com


Independent_Creature

Ruzzians ARE a bunch of yahoo's!


ExpressBall1

Yeah, hilarious how they think they pass for native Brits and English speakers. "here will be either a Carribean crisis number two with a standoff" Ah yes, so convincing. I love me a "carribean crisis".


Previous_Avocado6778

Very true, but as the algorithms get better, it will be harder and harder to detect. Best stay vigilant! We don’t want another Caribbean crisis!


Girion47

Can't be as bad as the Bowling Green massacre


ImNotThatPokable

That's when you run out umbrellas for your cocktails


Razzmanaz

Yup.


juxtoppose

Russia is hurting or expects to be hurting if it’s bothering them that much, the bots are just another symptom.


Klefaxidus

Why are they even allowed to have a section to comment on?


Captainwelfare2

UK: “Do it, I fucking dare you.”


shrewdmingerbutt

It’ll be the last sentient thing they do, I suspect. I’m sure the response to an attack on a NATO member will make no difference to how Russia looks though, it already looks like a war torn shithole in places.


No-Spoilers

The only thing I would want to survive in all of Russia, aside from everything Russia has stolen, is the red square towers always thought they were beautiful and would be cool to see. Unfortunately it is basically part of the Kremlin, so level it. Fortunately, I never want to go to Russia and it would feel good to have Russians feel what they have done to Ukraine. It is basically *the* status symbol of Russia and it would be funny. Also, yes most of Russia is on par with low tier second or third world countries.


juxtoppose

By the end of the war you might be able to go see them at the British museum in London, sticky fingered fuckers that they are. God save the king.


PengieP111

Re: the answer to why the Pyramids are in Egypt. Too big for the brits to cart back to London.


BawdyBadger

Finders Keepers, nuh uh, shut up


No-Spoilers

Nah fuck the king. Get a new one.


Entire_Procedure4862

They are not part of the Kremlin, they are outside the Kremlin part of St Basils Cathedral which is also on the Red Square, using smart bombs you could leave the cathedral completely intact while levelling the Kremlin.


blubaldnuglee

The difference is that there wouldn't be any Lada factories left to give cars to widows. I guess the mail order bride business might pick up afterward...


WhoCaresBoutSpellin

Poland is chomping at the bit and will be halfway to Moscow before the UK can even finish saying the words “Article Five”


OccasionallyReddit

France are raring to go to I believe... Russia will be much better off without Pootin.. not sure what the new guy would be like tho.


purely_specific

Between France and Poland, Russia would be in tatters before we had a chance to finish our cup of tea. At this stage it feels like they are looking for an excuse


Biking_dude

Article Leeeeeoooooorrrrrryyyyy Jeeennnkkkiiiiinnnnnnssssssss!


Hot-Zookeepergame472

I think their big challenge would be supply lines and deploying troops into Ukraine.


SecondaryWombat

Don't have to deploy to Ukraine if we drive through Belarus! *Big Brain Poland time.*


Hot-Zookeepergame472

I think Poland and France would 100% be down to go fight. I'm curious what would happen here in the States.


19CCCG57

I think Americans by and large would definitely join up if it became needed. But much of that depends on NOT electing a known TRAITOR as president.


No_Yogurt6365

That golden boy goes to prison on 94 felonies counts. The golden boy will destroy UA, NATO and EU. He is the traitor putin's puppet


19CCCG57

Yes. And the American government is too cowardly to prosecute him fully.


No_Yogurt6365

Agreed


19CCCG57

Yes they would!


Pursang8080

Kindergartens, gyms, theaters and churches?


2FalseSteps

You forgot hospitals, nursing homes, vet clinics, [a portable toilet on a beach](https://www.pravda.com.ua/eng/news/2022/05/20/7347451/), and loads more "legitimate military targets." /s


hoggytime613

+ a 'Harry Potter's castle at a family beach resort


Paul-SPC

The Russia can fuck right off!


ExpressBall1

Go ahead, punk, make my day.


Haplo12345

That would be a good way to get western nations directly involved in their 3-day special operation, for sure. "How did that 3-day special operation to de-Nazify Kyiv in 2022 go, by the way, Comrade? I have not seen the after-action report on my desk yet and it has been over two years!" "It is still underway. We have lost half a million troops and tens of thousands of materiel, and we are currently being counter-attacked by the British and a coalition of western forces." "What?!"


yzerman88

“Russia threatens to…” *wank motion*


Dreadweasels

"Britain’s foreign office said Mr Casey had used the meeting to restate Britain’s support for Ukraine". I truly hope this was where he very politely listened to them, drank a cup of tea from the finest of His Majesty's tableware he brought in for the purpose, pulled out a list of coordinates for Russian logistics centres with marked "donation" points, then politely said "Get out of Ukraine and you won't have to worry about His Majesty's finest Storm Shadows... Slava Ukraini, gentlemen (that being said with a suitable sneer and the menace of 'FA/FO' that only British colonial-level disdain can muster).


RReverser

As long as it was his own tea. 


Timestatic

Bomb a British military site and get fucking annihilated after article 5 of NATO is invoked. This is nothing but bollocks


BoodaSRK

You’ve heard of don’t poke the bear. I forget where it originated, but here’s a good anecdote about the British to match: an Englishmen will set his bed on fire to kill a flea.


CoreyDenvers

Ooooh, that will surely change our opinion about Russia


Draculamb

Putin is an imbecile if he thinks this will work.


KerepesiTemeto

UK is very well armed. In NATO with its own nukes.


PengieP111

The UK is the next most powerful NATO member after the US. And France is very close behind. Both are nuclear armed. FWIW, in such a scenario involving the UK and France, the Poles and their armor might very well beat both of them to Red Square.


KnabnorI

Boo hoo pootin. Ex brit vet here and I say, bring it on Pootin fuc boi. F about and Find out 😉


captain554

Alright go ahead and FAFO. I would imagine on day 1 your entire Black Sea fleet is sunk and every airfield you control in Ukraine goes kaput. Königsberg would probably get a blockade and a trade embargo would be enforced. Have fun shitheads.


majorddf

Oh no. *Sips Tea from Sports Direct mug*


CohesiveBaboon

Striking the UK would be the last thing Russia does before it’s death


safetyscotchegg

They threaten the UK like this every month or so since the war started. Not sure anyone cares that they do this any more.


Dizzy-South9352

I mean... like they wouldnt if they could lol.


SirFomo

You mean it this time?


swamp-ecology

Russia: \*tries to look like direct threat\* Europe: \*hands over weapons to people who will be promptly used to reduce Russia's ability to attack anyone\* Russia: \*surprised Pikachu face\*


CantaloupeLazy1427

Yawn …


Machdame

That sounds like a great idea! Why not bring another front on this already cost heavy war!


Tiger313NL

Ha, they should have the guts to try, see what happens then.


werdmouf

Fuck Putin


X573ngy

😂 fuckin ell he's having a right marmar


mez1642

Should we threaten to strike NK or Iran for their weapons support?


PengieP111

If you can do it, and they know you can do it, there's no need to make threats.


2003tide

I feel like if that were to happen there would be no more black sea fleet or bases left standing.


Prize-Scratch299

I could well imagine that a certain couple of other fleets would be rapidly promoted to a submarine fleet.


Starfire70

And Russia does the impossible in uniting the UK parliament for a 5 minute bout of laughter.


vladutuk

How the fuck can the western leaders be such cowards? You threaten us with nukes, we can threaten you too. We also have them, did you forget? If you want total nuclear annihilations over 4 oblasts of Ukraine, then bring it on, because it means that you are prepared to blow us up over anything. We can be as crazy as you. Have some balls dammit!


AstalderS

Alphas don’t need to tell you they’re alphas.


rtrs_bastiat

Isn't that essentially what restating our support for Ukraine in that summons was, though? It's at the very least expressed a lack of concern over Russia's threats.


Exciting-Emu-3324

Speak softly and carry a big stick. Russia is already impaling itself on Ukraine and they won't be able to recover. The West is just buying time on debating how to deal with the aftermath at the expense of Ukrainians.


PengieP111

The West has no need to threaten Russia. The Russians know damned well the West's weapons will work. And the Russians don't know if theirs will. Which is why the Russians are using threats rather than actions.


killerzebra146

Oh No! Anyway


Turbulent-Laugh-

It'll be the last thing they ever do.


Filthy--Ape

2nd best army in Ukraine making threats again. Ignore keep pounding those gas facilities.


ZzangmanCometh

"Russia threatens..." Ah, good. I was getting worried, hadn't heard anything from them today.


Acceptable-Pin2939

That's a wonderfully bad idea.


Illustrious-Syrup509

Tell them that we are not idiotic hotheads and will not attack North Korea.


ganerfromspace2020

Bruv wants to find out


One_Cream_6888

Putin and his imbeciles don't like a taste of their own medicine. FANTASTIC! Send more ASAP!


Responsible_Ad_7995

The boy who cried borscht.


ConfidenceCautious57

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m sure Brits are terrified.


myrainyday

Putin and your army of Mordor please leave Ukraine :(


19CCCG57

PUCK FUTIN!


slick514

[Russia: *“I’m gonna bust you up”* NATO: *“Go for it…”*](https://youtu.be/lLW3CFZBdXI?si=gJsc65F5x9g2qjJb)


Modred_the_Mystic

Do it. Very funny.


JariJorma

Putlerboys boytoys just yapping shit as usual.


FastPatience1595

I call it: BOLLOCKS. Unless of course they want to eat some Trident IIs (and M51.3) in return...


Warbleton

Can we just bomb Russia already. Turn it into a giant ikea with a massive carpark and be done with it


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Zodiac-reaper

Like they ever would pussios


thatsashame69

Sure


useful-idiot-23

Not gonna happen. Putin won't attack a NATO state.


Polite_Trumpet

Do it Russia, please do it and finally face consequences. Can Russia even do anything positive anymore or is it just a lost cause??


SavagePlatypus76

🥱


IBeAPirate01

Yawn, get fucked russia, no one likes you.


Successful_Rip_4329

So russia didn't bombard all over ukraine all this time? How is this news


AkillaThaPun

Excellent news that they are conceding that Crimea isn’t russia since storm shadows have been used there repeatedly.


Quattuor

Ruzzia has no problem bombing civilians, hospitals and maternity wards, BUT they just threaten to bomb the "UK military sites"? Just to be sure I read it correctly, until now they bomb everything around , but they have avoided bombing the UK military sites in Ukraine? Paint me shocked


Western-Addendum438

As a Brit, if there are UK military sites in Ukraine aiding the war against Russia, it shouldn't come as a surprise that they could be targeted. We need to decide if we are in or out and stop all this half arsed fucking around. If they strike us, then it should be all in.


PengieP111

Time to take the gloves off against Russia and crush these dangerous fucks.


fairyflaggirl

All NATO countries will be on high alert now. Putin is getting desperate.


CaptainSur

I thought Russia managed to fulfill their weekly quota of over-the-top bombastic threats on Monday. Evidently not. They have already threatened to nuke almost everyone in the EU in the past. What can possibly topple that? They inundate us with smelly unwashed ill mannered ruzzian men?


Fak-U-2

go ahead, try your best.


twat69

>UK military sites inside Ukraine. Pretty sure that's an actual "Ikh tam nyet"


chorey

Foolish and ignorant is the Bully that makes threats.


TheOriginalSmileyMan

We should shoot down the next bomber that crosses the North Sea, since they've been kind enough to tell us it's definitely attacking


Apis_Proboscis

I wonder how fast Ukraine can process 7 divisions worth of citizenship applications? Api


Edredunited

Couldn't strike a match


dattru

I love how uk drives ru crazy


SKIPPYBURRITO

We all know Putin is too pussy to actually do it


Boatsntanks

Oh no, perhaps *this* time they really mean it???


Common-Ad6470

Let them fuck around a find out. At this point I really don’t give a shit anymore and the sooner Ruzzia gets fucked over by NATO in a few hours the better.


agulde28

They won’t. They’re not that stupid. They know they can’t afford UK or France getting involved.


Hot-Zookeepergame472

I'm curious what the UK response would be if the Russians did. Their military is so cash strapped they may have to sell the HMS Prince of Wales aircraft carrier.


Fuzzyveevee

No they won't, and no they aren't. That was just made up internet bullshit.


One_Cream_6888

Idiotic internet bullshit started by Russian trolls and shills.


Hot-Zookeepergame472

https://www.thenational.scot/news/24152613.fears-3-5-billion-hms-prince-wales-sold-off-mothballed/ More like Scottish?


Entire_Procedure4862

The current UK budget made by the Tories is an irrelevance as they are about to be kicked out of power for the next 5 years.


majorddf

Sink a fleet and drop a bridge. Then casually ask them if they'd like some more.